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2012-05-10 01:15:19 AM  
i.imgur.com
 
2012-05-10 09:35:36 AM  
I have days like that.
 
2012-05-10 12:33:49 PM  
I love it.
 
2012-05-10 01:25:39 PM  
I do that with scotch.
 
2012-05-10 01:34:56 PM  
That kids is gonna turn into a fatty with an eating disorder.
 
2012-05-10 01:50:53 PM  
Lil boy: "That was the BEST dream EVAH!"
 
2012-05-10 01:51:53 PM  

Marshall Willenholly: That kids is gonna turn into a fatty with an eating disorder.


Bullshiat. Everyone who has a kid has seen their progeny do this.

Isn't there a tranny thread somewhere you need to white knight?
 
2012-05-10 02:08:33 PM  
Reminds me of the David Hasselhoff burger video.
 
2012-05-10 02:26:01 PM  
My son did that with a Snickers bar on the way home from a company BBQ. I took a picture, but can't find it. Snickers melting in one hand and a balloon animal in the other, snoring away. Cute stuff.
 
2012-05-10 02:26:19 PM  
My dad does that with beer. He'll fall asleep with a cold one in his hand and it starts to tip slowly and right before it spills he wakes up, takes a sip, and drifts back off. One night he kept doing this so I went over and carefully removed his beer from the coolie in his hand and replaced it with a big open jar of blackening seasoning. I yelled 'hey dad, go to bed' and he jolted up and said 'let me finish my beer' and took a big mouth full of peppery spicy goodness. I still laugh at him for that one. Good times.
 
2012-05-10 04:37:21 PM  

redsquid: My dad does that with beer. He'll fall asleep with a cold one in his hand and it starts to tip slowly and right before it spills he wakes up, takes a sip, and drifts back off. One night he kept doing this so I went over and carefully removed his beer from the coolie in his hand and replaced it with a big open jar of blackening seasoning. I yelled 'hey dad, go to bed' and he jolted up and said 'let me finish my beer' and took a big mouth full of peppery spicy goodness. I still laugh at him for that one. Good times.


My dad was sleeping in his easy chair one time and it was time for dinner, so I went over and shook him by the shoulder. Before he even opened his eyes, he swung around and clocked me on the chin. When I woke up, he explained that he was having a dream about "The Price is Right" and how the robot that they used to drive around the products so that people could bid on them was running around crazy and shooting people with a laser beam. I happened to come up to him right at the exact moment that he was going to "save the pretty red-haired model" by punching out the robot.

I never tried to wake him up again. As a matter of fact, I never went anywhere near him while he was asleep.
 
2012-05-10 06:57:04 PM  
Headline sounds like a weekend in bed with the missus.
 
2012-05-10 07:37:24 PM  
Is it just me or is the internet skipping?
 
2012-05-10 07:38:39 PM  

discgolfguru: I do that with scotch.


myaimistruth.files.wordpress.com
 
2012-05-10 09:58:21 PM  
This is why I know I made the right decision not to have children.

My kids would only be allowed to drink water in the family vehicles.
 
2012-05-10 10:58:50 PM  
I had roommates that did this in college. But it was with beer, not ice cream. Like this kid, though, they occasionally pissed themselves too.
 
2012-05-11 09:43:01 AM  

ComputerBob: redsquid: My dad does that with beer. He'll fall asleep with a cold one in his hand and it starts to tip slowly and right before it spills he wakes up, takes a sip, and drifts back off. One night he kept doing this so I went over and carefully removed his beer from the coolie in his hand and replaced it with a big open jar of blackening seasoning. I yelled 'hey dad, go to bed' and he jolted up and said 'let me finish my beer' and took a big mouth full of peppery spicy goodness. I still laugh at him for that one. Good times.

My dad was sleeping in his easy chair one time and it was time for dinner, so I went over and shook him by the shoulder. Before he even opened his eyes, he swung around and clocked me on the chin. When I woke up, he explained that he was having a dream about "The Price is Right" and how the robot that they used to drive around the products so that people could bid on them was running around crazy and shooting people with a laser beam. I happened to come up to him right at the exact moment that he was going to "save the pretty red-haired model" by punching out the robot.

I never tried to wake him up again. As a matter of fact, I never went anywhere near him while he was asleep.


heh a friend of mine's dad was a vietnam vet and i guess saw a lot of combat. His wife (my friend's mom) said that when he got back whenever he woke up he would instantly try to grab whoever was closest and start pummeling them. She would wake him up by rubbing his feet at the end of the bed so when he did come up swinging there was enough distance for him to get a hold of himself. Even when I was in HS anyone who came over to his house was told not to try to scare or surprise his dad because you'd end up with your arse handed to you if you were within reach.
 
2012-05-11 10:01:36 AM  
I have a picture of my son playing so hard that he fell asleep standing up against the couch. If I find it, I'll post it.
 
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