I've been snorting bath salts for a while.
My blood pressure is a little bit higher, but my arteries feel cleaner.

Reminds me of this:

One day, a mechanic was working late under a car and some brake fluid dripped into his mouth. The next day, he told his buddy about tasting the brake fluid. "Not bad," he said. "Think I'll have a little more today." His friend got a little concerned, but didn't say anything. The next day, he told his friend about drinking a cup full of the brake fluid. "Great stuff! I think I'll have some more today," he said. A few days later, he was up to a bottle a day. His friend was really worried. "You know that brake fluid is poison and really bad for you. You've got to quit drinking it!" his friend pleaded. "Hey, no problem," said the mechanic, "I can stop any time."

/not mine

SDRR: Mock26: steve_lou: wedding vegetables: Bath salts can get you high? I thought they were just something to fill out gift sets for ladies you don't really know but for some reason are compelled to buy a gift for.

It's not the same as all that. It's a new PCP-like drug sold as 'bath salts' at gas stations in order to fly under the radar, more or less.
http://www.nytimes.com/2011/07/17/us/17salts.html?pagewanted=all

This:
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Is not the same as this:
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Though it may look much the same.

Has anyone ever tried smoking a loufa?


Couldn't keep it lit.

Sigh. Let me try this again.

Has anyone ever tried smoking a loufa while NOT in the shower?

steve_lou: wedding vegetables: Bath salts can get you high? I thought they were just something to fill out gift sets for ladies you don't really know but for some reason are compelled to buy a gift for.

It's not the same as all that. It's a new PCP-like drug sold as 'bath salts' at gas stations in order to fly under the radar, more or less.
http://www.nytimes.com/2011/07/17/us/17salts.html?pagewanted=all

This:
[2.bp.blogspot.com image 500x375]

Is not the same as this:
[www.vermontsoap.com image 432x291]

Though it may look much the same.

Has anyone ever tried smoking a loufa?

I figured this would be about some numbskull drinking raw milk.

fusillade762: chaosweaver: Also, hypothermia? This shiat lowers core temp? Or was he outside doing this crap and it got so cold that his already constricted blood vessels were like 'fark this, we're done'?

Another side effect: not listening to your mother when she tells you to put on a coat.

Yea, unless he can prove that he made the salesperson aware that he consumes the product, he shouldn't have a case. However, given the litigiousness of society, he'll probably win anyway.

Also, hypothermia? This shiat lowers core temp? Or was he outside doing this crap and it got so cold that his already constricted blood vessels were like 'fark this, we're done'?

wedding vegetables: untaken_name: wedding vegetables: Bath salts can get you high? I thought they were just something to fill out gift sets for ladies you don't really know but for some reason are compelled to buy a gift for.

Why did you think there were so many Bed, Bath, and Beyonds in bad neighborhoods? OPEN YOUR EYES, MAN.

I guess I thought the "beyond" part was kitchen gadgets. I see now I was mistaken.

Nah. They added 'Beyond' to the name because, way in the back, just past the 'Clearance' section, each store contains a portal to Hell.

AverageAmericanGuy: He said he became addicted and, despite the reactions that included hypothermia, suicidal feelings and temporary psychosis, continued to buy heavier doses, even after the drugs were made illegal.

Is hypothermia something that can be caused by internal mechanisms?

Only if you are a mammal.

Mock26: steve_lou: wedding vegetables: Bath salts can get you high? I thought they were just something to fill out gift sets for ladies you don't really know but for some reason are compelled to buy a gift for.

It's not the same as all that. It's a new PCP-like drug sold as 'bath salts' at gas stations in order to fly under the radar, more or less.
http://www.nytimes.com/2011/07/17/us/17salts.html?pagewanted=all

This:
[2.bp.blogspot.com image 500x375]

Is not the same as this:
[www.vermontsoap.com image 432x291]

Though it may look much the same.

Has anyone ever tried smoking a loufa?


Couldn't keep it lit.

Mock26: steve_lou: wedding vegetables: Bath salts can get you high? I thought they were just something to fill out gift sets for ladies you don't really know but for some reason are compelled to buy a gift for.

It's not the same as all that. It's a new PCP-like drug sold as 'bath salts' at gas stations in order to fly under the radar, more or less.
http://www.nytimes.com/2011/07/17/us/17salts.html?pagewanted=all

This:
[2.bp.blogspot.com image 500x375]

Is not the same as this:
[www.vermontsoap.com image 432x291]

Though it may look much the same.

Has anyone ever tried smoking a loufa?

Yes, but they don't taste right unless you grill them.

ghare: AverageAmericanGuy: Wait. What can you do with morning glory seeds?

Don't try it. It's bad for you and it's not that much fun.

Plant them in the spring and get some nice trellis decorations?

I never knew... :-(

untaken_name: wedding vegetables: Bath salts can get you high? I thought they were just something to fill out gift sets for ladies you don't really know but for some reason are compelled to buy a gift for.

Why did you think there were so many Bed, Bath, and Beyonds in bad neighborhoods? OPEN YOUR EYES, MAN.

I guess I thought the "beyond" part was kitchen gadgets. I see now I was mistaken.

untaken_name: wedding vegetables: Bath salts can get you high? I thought they were just something to fill out gift sets for ladies you don't really know but for some reason are compelled to buy a gift for.

Why did you think there were so many Bed, Bath, and Beyonds in bad neighborhoods? OPEN YOUR EYES, MAN. WAKE UP, SHEEPLE!

FTFY

wedding vegetables: Bath salts can get you high? I thought they were just something to fill out gift sets for ladies you don't really know but for some reason are compelled to buy a gift for.

Why did you think there were so many Bed, Bath, and Beyonds in bad neighborhoods? OPEN YOUR EYES, MAN.

Bath salts can get you high? I thought they were just something to fill out gift sets for ladies you don't really know but for some reason are compelled to buy a gift for.

We should just take his settlement out of the DEA's yearly budget.

America, what a country.

Of course, still not as bad as the guy in the Netherlands who bought a gun, used it to rob $X, got caught, and was allowed to deduct the cost of the gun from the amount of money he stole so that he would not have to pay back all of the money he stole!

Super Size it.