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(CBC)   When your cab's taking too long to arrive do you a) keep waiting patiently, b) call another cab, or c) jump on a moving train   ( divider line
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2012-05-10 02:24:31 AM  
d) put it in
2012-05-10 02:24:37 AM  
Tried it once, and yes, it's way over-rated.
2012-05-10 02:24:57 AM  
2012-05-10 02:29:26 AM  
The train was traveling at 40km/h. They ended up 114km away from their intended destination.

That means they were on the train for...

Carry the 7...

3 extra hours.

That sounds like "passed out drunk" more than "afraid to alight from moving train".
2012-05-10 02:29:35 AM  

She comes in colors everywhere: hobos

You do hobos?
2012-05-10 02:36:04 AM  
Ah, Maritimers. Would be a duller country without them. Carry on.
2012-05-10 02:36:08 AM  
I waited for a late cab once, someone probably hopped into it at the other end of the bar street... 15 mins later I decided to walk home after my last 2 AMFs finally hit me. I don't know how I got home and I woke up scraped and bruised, it's a 15 minute walk sober but I'm pretty sure it took me quite a bit longer. Oh well it gave me this short story to tell

2012-05-10 02:38:34 AM long till the strip club i want to go to shouts "Last Call"?
2012-05-10 02:43:45 AM  
Not as easy as Hollywood makes it look
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CSB: I once attempted this and not because I wanted a ride, it was a goddamn long-ass coal train moving about 2 MPH and blocking the path to a very important appointment. I'm pretty damn athletic and agile and thought it would be no problem hopping on and off to the other side but I wound up fracturing my ankle, bruising ribs and getting a shiatload of lacerations from the cinder chips used to bed the railway.

Anyone who can actually do this and walk away has my respect.
2012-05-10 07:14:00 AM  

Strongbeerrules: Ah, Maritimers. Would be a duller country without them. Carry on.

Pictou county has a special kind of stupid that brings the rest of the region down a notch.

2012-05-10 10:15:06 AM  
The men got on the freight train without problem, but it soon sped up and the men were unable to get off at their intended stop.

i always hate it when this happens
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