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(AP)   Sixth graders made porn video at Mexican school. As this happened in Mexico and not the U.S., no teachers were involved   (hosted.ap.org) divider line 99
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2012-05-09 09:16:01 PM
A gay sex video, at that! I'm sure that's EVEN WORSE.

/they're entrepreneurs
//it's a growth industry!
 
2012-05-09 09:25:15 PM
The link to the side is blatant and ridiculous. Let's try to associate Obama and gays with gay child porn. Great job
 
2012-05-09 09:33:47 PM
6th graders made porn video at Mexican school. As this happened in Mexico and not the U.S., no teachers teenagers were involved

FTFY
 
2012-05-09 09:44:42 PM
FTFA: Kantun said the teacher who uses the classroom did not appear to have been present when the video was made. He said no disciplinary action has been taken against any students or teachers as of yet. He said the students involved are being given psychological counseling.

Yeah... I bet those sessions consist of a lot of bored, glazed-over expressions alternating with snickers and giggles. Oh, and rolling eyes when the counselors aren't looking.
 
2012-05-09 09:45:39 PM
The mother of one of the kids 'just happened' to find the video of the kids on the Internet?

Seems a little unlikely, doesn't it?
 
2012-05-09 09:51:03 PM
FTFA: Authorities didn't announce the students' ages, but sixth-graders in Mexico are generally 12 or younger.


In other news, several eyewitnesses swear they saw what looked like a cartoon bear in an ice cream truck blowing through a U.S. border checkpoint into Mexico...
 
2012-05-09 10:15:31 PM
ttiuwp?
 
2012-05-09 11:03:44 PM
Someone must be arrested on felony charges immediately! Kids cannot do this on their own.

Oh, not the US? Carry on.
 
2012-05-09 11:20:56 PM
Pics or it didn't happen?

/ I'll go sit over there.
 
2012-05-09 11:29:05 PM
www.wxicof.com
 
2012-05-09 11:47:08 PM
Three boys are seen on the video engaging in oral and anal sex recorded on a cellphone by a fourth person, apparently another student.

icantfaptothis.jpg
 
2012-05-10 12:22:29 AM
It's probably infinitely better this happened in Mexico instead of the US. If it was here, they all would have been given felony convictions for creating and disseminating child pornography.
 
2012-05-10 12:46:38 AM

RodneyToady: It's probably infinitely better this happened in Mexico instead of the US. If it was here, they all would have been given felony convictions for creating and disseminating child pornography.


Came here to say this.
 
2012-05-10 12:46:43 AM
YOU SEE THE MESSAGE GAY MARRIAGE SENDS TO OUR CHILDREN?!?
 
2012-05-10 12:47:46 AM
Someone paid them for this, I'd think. And then I'd die a little inside.
 
2012-05-10 12:48:06 AM

adamgreeney: The link to the side is blatant and ridiculous. Let's try to associate Obama and gays with gay child porn. Great job


I'm pretty sure that's a personalized ad based on your surfing habits. The link was to Frosted Flakes, for me.

/They're grrrreat!
 
2012-05-10 12:51:34 AM

AverageAmericanGuy: adamgreeney: The link to the side is blatant and ridiculous. Let's try to associate Obama and gays with gay child porn. Great job

I'm pretty sure that's a personalized ad based on your surfing habits. The link was to Frosted Flakes, for me.

/They're grrrreat!


Mine was for Steve Martin's All Natural Penis Beauty Cream.
 
2012-05-10 12:55:23 AM
this is also what happens when you give Mexicans sharpies.
 
2012-05-10 12:56:10 AM

Plant Rights Activist: this is also what happens when you give Mexicans sharpies.


They had a rainbow party, but the only color was black.
 
2012-05-10 12:56:10 AM
Can I haz bit torrent link?
 
2012-05-10 12:56:42 AM
Me and Julio down by the school yard?
 
2012-05-10 12:57:13 AM

Plant Rights Activist: this is also what happens when you give Mexicans sharpies.


According to the article, they were too busy stuffing something else into the pooper.
 
2012-05-10 01:02:42 AM
images3.wikia.nocookie.net

Sixth graders...what can ya do?

**shrugs**
 
2012-05-10 01:02:42 AM

Fark Me To Tears: FTFA: Authorities didn't announce the students' ages, but sixth-graders in Mexico are generally 12 or younger.


In other news, several eyewitnesses swear they saw what looked like a cartoon bear in an ice cream truck blowing through a U.S. border checkpoint into Mexico...


/new keyboard. and monitor please
 
2012-05-10 01:02:42 AM

Plant Rights Activist: this is also what happens when you give Mexicans sharpies.


In this context, Mexican sharpie sounds like a euphemism.

/Now to go home and get a Mexican Halloween
 
2012-05-10 01:02:42 AM
In other news, a man in a giant panda suit was found earlier today, dead of an apparent self-inflicted gunshot wound to the head. It was reported that a note at the scene described the man as "an unBEARably sad panda."

www.darkhorizons.com
 
2012-05-10 01:02:42 AM
In other news, a man in a giant panda suit was found earlier today, dead of an apparently self-inflicted gunshot wound to the head. It was reported that a note at the scene described the man as "an unBEARably sad panda."

www.darkhorizons.com
 
2012-05-10 01:02:44 AM
Pics or it--

err...

I'll go have a seat over there
 
2012-05-10 01:03:05 AM

RodneyToady: It's probably infinitely better this happened in Mexico instead of the US. If it was here, they all would have been given felony convictions for creating and disseminating dis-semen-ating child pornography.


FTFY
 
2012-05-10 01:05:18 AM
I wanna date a Latino, they are so damn sexy but they wanna breed like rats in a crap infested kitchen and I prefer never having crotch fruit to deal with. I dunno what to do....
 
2012-05-10 01:05:59 AM
www.laughspin.com

You just know Cartman was the one with the camera and NAMBLA contacts.
 
2012-05-10 01:06:01 AM

AverageAmericanGuy: Plant Rights Activist: this is also what happens when you give Mexicans sharpies.

They had a rainbow party, but the only color was black.


I can't figure out if that'sx a Paul Simon reference, or a Ted Hughes reference.

/nothing is obscure at Fark.
 
2012-05-10 01:06:10 AM
Well they're gonna have to get some kind of job once they finish their educations this year anyways. At least porn probably pays better than gardening.
 
2012-05-10 01:06:26 AM

labman: The mother of one of the kids 'just happened' to find the video of the kids on the Internet?

Seems a little unlikely, doesn't it?


It's always their first time ever looking for porn, and it's usually for a research project.
 
2012-05-10 01:06:33 AM

Freezebyte: I wanna date a Latino, they are so damn sexy but they wanna breed like rats in a crap infested kitchen and I prefer never having crotch fruit to deal with. I dunno what to do....


Get a vasectomy.
 
2012-05-10 01:06:50 AM
Well in Mexico, 6th grade are the seniors of their school system so this isnt a surprise.......
 
2012-05-10 01:08:28 AM
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2012-05-10 01:08:44 AM
It was probably that bastard Hermano.
 
2012-05-10 01:09:45 AM

Freezebyte: I wanna date a Latino, they are so damn sexy but they wanna breed like rats in a crap infested kitchen and I prefer never having crotch fruit to deal with. I dunno what to do....


Based on your profile pic, kids won't be an issue if you want to date a Latino.
 
2012-05-10 01:10:21 AM

steamingpile: Well in Mexico, 6th grade are the seniors of their school system so this isnt a surprise.......


Missed a near simulpost by 40 seconds...lol
 
2012-05-10 01:11:42 AM
Last Friday night my kids were discussing their plans for the evening. My wife said ours included her on one couch, me on the other. I said we had plans to watch our very first porn video. Then I said, "But you have to remember, it was a long time ago, and we were a lot more bendy back then."

My youngest daughter said she is scarred for life (on her Facebook page of course)
 
2012-05-10 01:11:48 AM
Clearly one of those times when it is far better to not have pics. Particularly when the posting or linking of them would mean the poster was guilty of disseminating child porn.
That said...What in the world?? Twelve year olds making a gay porn video? At twelve there were kids in my class with no idea of how babies were made.
No one was saying "I know, let's bone each other and post it on the net!" However you say that in Spanish.
 
2012-05-10 01:12:06 AM

Precision Boobery: Freezebyte: I wanna date a Latino, they are so damn sexy but they wanna breed like rats in a crap infested kitchen and I prefer never having crotch fruit to deal with. I dunno what to do....

Based on your profile pic, kids won't be an issue if you want to date a Latino.


That and latino women want to fark real men, if you cant handle knives being thrown at you two seconds after you orgasm then latino women arent for you, when they start using spanish and english together that is a code to get the fark out or start ducking.
 
2012-05-10 01:13:04 AM

Kali-Yuga: steamingpile: Well in Mexico, 6th grade are the seniors of their school system so this isnt a surprise.......

Missed a near simulpost by 40 seconds...lol


DAMMIT!
 
2012-05-10 01:15:31 AM
If you're going to spend your life picking lettuce, you might as well learn how to toss a salad.
 
2012-05-10 01:17:55 AM
SAD ?!?!

/you mean, happy!
 
2012-05-10 01:18:22 AM

Mr. Potatoass: If you're going to spend your life picking lettuce, you might as well learn how to toss a salad.


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2012-05-10 01:19:04 AM

steamingpile: Precision Boobery: Freezebyte: I wanna date a Latino, they are so damn sexy but they wanna breed like rats in a crap infested kitchen and I prefer never having crotch fruit to deal with. I dunno what to do....


That and latino women want to fark real men, if you cant handle knives being thrown at you two seconds after you orgasm then latino women arent for you, when they start using spanish and english together that is a code to get the fark out or start ducking.


Err...on second thought, maybe i'll find a asian gal instead.
 
2012-05-10 01:20:34 AM
I simulposted with myself somehow. I wonder how many bags of Ricos Besos a video of that would be worth at recess.
 
2012-05-10 01:22:13 AM

MagSeven: Freezebyte: I wanna date a Latino, they are so damn sexy but they wanna breed like rats in a crap infested kitchen and I prefer never having crotch fruit to deal with. I dunno what to do....

Get a vasectomy

and don't tell her.

FTFY.
 
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