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(WDTN Dayton)   Dock collapses during prom photo shoot due to pier pressure   (wdtn.com ) divider line
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2012-05-09 07:49:13 PM  
Ding! We have a winner.
 
2012-05-09 08:01:23 PM  
Good headline subs.

/golfclap
 
2012-05-09 08:17:23 PM  
That reminds me of my prom, I was a little nervous and maybe had a drink or two and...oh, you said DOCK? Nevermind.
 
2012-05-09 08:17:34 PM  
lulz!

+1
 
2012-05-09 08:47:29 PM  
It's not Minnesota. Still, Wisconsin folks should know that decks (and piers) have a 4 MidWesterner limit. It's the law of gravity.
 
2012-05-09 09:02:29 PM  
Reminds me of an episode of You Can't Do That On Television. They were talking about peer pressure and then cut to a scene of Moose with her foot stuck under a pier.

/random
 
2012-05-09 09:18:13 PM  
This means wharf!
 
2012-05-09 09:52:25 PM  
Yay!

(Serves them all right)
 
2012-05-09 09:53:23 PM  
Wharrrff?

Wharrrrrf?

Wharf?

;)
 
2012-05-09 09:54:53 PM  
These kids are lucky. There are so many stories like this where kids end up dead.
 
2012-05-09 09:55:00 PM  
Morning radio was discussing if it was planned by the boys to get their date's dresses all wet and clingy
 
2012-05-09 09:55:01 PM  
Fat people problems.
 
2012-05-09 09:55:17 PM  
The dresses get washed before and after prom.
 
2012-05-09 09:55:25 PM  

Equilibrist: It's not Minnesota. Still, Wisconsin folks should know that decks (and piers) have a 4 MidWesterner limit. It's the law of gravity.

levity.
 
2012-05-09 09:57:37 PM  
I just want to stop in and say that Pier Pressure is the best episode of Arrested Development.

You can carry on now.
 
2012-05-09 09:58:07 PM  
"...when you're out of slits, you're out of pier."
 
2012-05-09 09:58:10 PM  
Kids, consider this a life lesson. You can do everything right and still wind up getting soaked in the end. Welcome to adulthood.
 
2012-05-09 09:59:12 PM  

Equilibrist: It's not Minnesota. Still, Wisconsin folks should know that decks (and piers) have a 4 MidWesterner limit. It's the law of gravity.


Have you been to Wisconsin?

/Minnesotan
 
2012-05-09 09:59:55 PM  

Gyrfalcon: Yay!

(Serves them all right)


Know how I know you were poor/homeschooled/socialoutast?
 
2012-05-09 10:03:30 PM  

I_Can't_Believe_it's_not_Boutros: "...when you're out of slits, you're out of pier."


Nicely played! That commercial campaign died a few decades ago, but I'm still old enough to remember.
 
2012-05-09 10:07:00 PM  
She's a brick and I'm drowning slowly
Off the coast and I'm headed nowhere
 
2012-05-09 10:10:23 PM  
wow.....I read that headline "Dock collapses during porn photo shoot due to pier pressure"

Needless to say, that first pic when I clicked the link got me really excited....then I read the story......Got less excited.
 
2012-05-09 10:17:19 PM  
Well that one guy who got his feet on the beams and grabbed his girlfriend definitely got laid that night. Good on you kid.
 
2012-05-09 10:17:27 PM  
images.wikia.com
RAGGHHH!!
 
2012-05-09 10:18:34 PM  

JesterJoker55: wow.....I read that headline "Dock collapses during porn photo shoot due to pier pressure"

Needless to say, that first pic when I clicked the link got me really excited....then I read the story......Got less excited.


I read it as "Duck collapses during prom photo shoot due to pier pressure"
I was wondering what a duck was doing at a prom and why it was having a photo shoot done.
 
2012-05-09 10:20:14 PM  
So, we aren't rich and famous any more?
 
2012-05-09 10:20:57 PM  

Marshall Willenholly: Gyrfalcon: Yay!

(Serves them all right)

Know how I know you were poor/homeschooled/socialoutast?


Not poor, not home schooled (hadn't been invented yet), left high school before prom.

Guess you lose Kemo Sabe.
 
2012-05-09 10:22:02 PM  

Walker: JesterJoker55: wow.....I read that headline "Dock collapses during porn photo shoot due to pier pressure"

Needless to say, that first pic when I clicked the link got me really excited....then I read the story......Got less excited.

I read it as "Duck collapses during prom photo shoot due to pier pressure"
I was wondering what a duck was doing at a prom and why it was having a photo shoot done.


I read it as "Duck collapses during Porn photo shoot due to pier pressure" and wondered was who fu*cked a duck ?
 
2012-05-09 10:25:32 PM  
+1
 
2012-05-09 10:26:00 PM  

Equilibrist: It's not Minnesota. Still, Wisconsin folks should know that decks (and piers) have a 4 MidWesterner limit. It's the law of gravity.


Why *IS* Wisconsin the mid-west and not the north?
 
2012-05-09 10:26:34 PM  

Barfmaker: That reminds me of my prom, I was a little nervous and maybe had a drink or two and...oh, you said DOCK? Nevermind.


Why did you bring a duck to your prom?
 
2012-05-09 10:27:56 PM  

Uchiha_Cycliste: Equilibrist: It's not Minnesota. Still, Wisconsin folks should know that decks (and piers) have a 4 MidWesterner limit. It's the law of gravity.

Why *IS* Wisconsin the mid-west and not the north?


No border with Canada?
 
2012-05-09 10:28:11 PM  
Wanted for questioning

images.wikia.com
 
2012-05-09 10:29:44 PM  
33 posts and no picture of what happened? Fark I am dissapoint.
 
2012-05-09 10:31:38 PM  

Kanemano: Walker: JesterJoker55: wow.....I read that headline "Dock collapses during porn photo shoot due to pier pressure"

Needless to say, that first pic when I clicked the link got me really excited....then I read the story......Got less excited.

I read it as "Duck collapses during prom photo shoot due to pier pressure"
I was wondering what a duck was doing at a prom and why it was having a photo shoot done.

I read it as "Duck collapses during Porn photo shoot due to pier pressure" and wondered was who fu*cked a duck ?


i read as cock collapses during porno shoot
 
2012-05-09 10:32:11 PM  
UFIA - yes or no?

sharing.wdtn.com
 
2012-05-09 10:48:28 PM  

Lattices aren't Distributive: Uchiha_Cycliste: Equilibrist: It's not Minnesota. Still, Wisconsin folks should know that decks (and piers) have a 4 MidWesterner limit. It's the law of gravity.

Why *IS* Wisconsin the mid-west and not the north?

No border with Canada?


Well, its more North than it is West.
 
2012-05-09 10:48:52 PM  
I read that as DORK collapses...
 
2012-05-09 10:49:20 PM  

strapp3r: UFIA - yes or no?

[sharing.wdtn.com image 640x480]


for which one?
 
2012-05-09 10:50:22 PM  
Did they meet down at the big yella joint?
 
2012-05-09 10:55:57 PM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: This means wharf!


Serves 'em right for piling on.
 
2012-05-09 10:57:05 PM  
Isn't this about the typical rate of girls getting wet at prom?
 
2012-05-09 11:00:25 PM  
what the hell is a prom photo shoot?
 
2012-05-09 11:20:54 PM  
 
2012-05-10 12:06:23 AM  

Trocadero: RAGGHHH!!


Super Shredder!!

And +1 on the headline, subs.
 
2012-05-10 12:35:49 AM  

Barfmaker: That reminds me of my prom, I was a little nervous and maybe had a drink or two and...oh, you said DOCK? Nevermind.


That Sir is how you play the game!! Very Nice!
 
2012-05-10 04:11:00 AM  
A photographer near me does a "trash the dress" thing with high-school senior girls for their senior pictures. They bring dresses with them to the lake, and he shoots them both on the beach and in the water. Laying IN the water with the waves washing up on them. He also photographs them in swimsuits.
 
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