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(The Sun)   Johnny Depp's long fingernails made it difficult for him to pull out Li'l Barnabas on the set of "Dark Shadows"   (thesun.co.uk) divider line 26
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2012-05-09 07:18:58 PM
Always wondered what a "Grip " does.
 
2012-05-09 07:20:56 PM
I assumed he would have gotten the Best Boy to do it.
 
2012-05-09 07:34:20 PM
I figured as much when the shots for this came out a while ago. I don't think I really needed the Sun to be there to confirm it for me though.
 
2012-05-09 09:07:36 PM
www.jimpoz.com

Keep searching, keep searching, you'll find it.
 
2012-05-09 09:14:49 PM
Lol, what's with all the tags?
 
2012-05-09 09:20:29 PM

coco ebert: Lol, what's with all the tags?


My guess that at least some of them have to do with the articles in the sidebar, but that's just my theory.
 
2012-05-09 09:20:43 PM

AdolfOliverPanties: I assumed he would have gotten the Best Boy to do it.


I presume the boom operator is for when he has to drop a deuce?
 
2012-05-09 09:24:20 PM
So, how was it on the set of Edward Scissorhands?
 
2012-05-09 09:27:38 PM

katerbug72: So, how was it on the set of Edward Scissorhands?


Winona Ryder did it for him.
 
2012-05-09 09:29:48 PM
Oh piss boy
 
2012-05-09 09:39:08 PM

PizzaJedi81: katerbug72: So, how was it on the set of Edward Scissorhands?

Winona Ryder did it for him.


Where I can sign up for that remake?
 
2012-05-09 09:43:34 PM
Look for this in the credits:
Assistant to Mr. Depp (Penis Wrangler): ...
 
2012-05-09 09:53:57 PM
"Bob?"
"Yes Mr. Depp?"
"I hate to do this to you again..."
*sigh*
 
2012-05-09 10:04:14 PM
images4.wikia.nocookie.net

Is that not what winches are for?
 
2012-05-09 10:08:43 PM

CoolHandLucas: [images4.wikia.nocookie.net image 640x367]

Is that not what winches are for?


www.pages.drexel.edu

I believe you meant wenches.

www.scavengeinc.com
 
2012-05-09 10:19:42 PM

PizzaJedi81: CoolHandLucas: [images4.wikia.nocookie.net image 640x367]

Is that not what winches are for?

[www.pages.drexel.edu image 500x306]

I believe you meant wenches.

[www.scavengeinc.com image 432x432]


Sometimes the wenches just aren't strong enough.
 
2012-05-09 10:22:17 PM

Bathia_Mapes: coco ebert: Lol, what's with all the tags?

My guess that at least some of them have to do with the articles in the sidebar, but that's just my theory.


Huh. Well, now most are gone anyway.
 
2012-05-09 10:30:47 PM

coco ebert: Bathia_Mapes: coco ebert: Lol, what's with all the tags?

My guess that at least some of them have to do with the articles in the sidebar, but that's just my theory.

Huh. Well, now most are gone anyway.


Well, the database has crashed a couple of times this evening. Maybe the datebase was responsible for the extra tags.
 
Byn
2012-05-09 10:46:58 PM
I would have gladly signed up for that job.
 
2012-05-09 11:37:33 PM

PizzaJedi81: CoolHandLucas: [images4.wikia.nocookie.net image 640x367]

Is that not what winches are for?

[www.pages.drexel.edu image 500x306]

I believe you meant wenches.

[www.scavengeinc.com image 432x432]


24.media.tumblr.com
 
2012-05-09 11:46:37 PM
you know who else has long nasty fingernails?

i.dailymail.co.uk

Groooosssss
 
2012-05-10 12:14:35 AM
I think we are all missing the more important topic here: how does Mr. Depp wipe his ass?
 
2012-05-10 12:53:18 AM

BigLuca: I think we are all missing the more important topic here: how does Mr. Depp wipe his ass?


He doesn't wipe. He cleans himself like a cat.
 
2012-05-10 01:02:42 AM

cryinoutloud: you know who else has long nasty fingernails?

[i.dailymail.co.uk image 233x610]

Groooosssss


Actually, I wonder if someone can answer the question: Why do Black women think that crazy-long fingernails that prevent them from using their fingers normally are at all attractive, interesting, or impressive?

And yes, it does seem to be primarily a "Black girl thing." I don't see many white girls rocking the 3" nails at work.

I don't have a problem with it (unless it interferes with your ability to do your job). I am just curious as to how this became a desirable fashion statement, considering how useless, unwieldy, and unattractive it is.
 
2012-05-10 01:24:29 AM

ZeroCorpse: cryinoutloud: you know who else has long nasty fingernails?

[i.dailymail.co.uk image 233x610]

Groooosssss

Actually, I wonder if someone can answer the question: Why do Black women think that crazy-long fingernails that prevent them from using their fingers normally are at all attractive, interesting, or impressive?

And yes, it does seem to be primarily a "Black girl thing." I don't see many white girls rocking the 3" nails at work.

I don't have a problem with it (unless it interferes with your ability to do your job). I am just curious as to how this became a desirable fashion statement, considering how useless, unwieldy, and unattractive it is.


Never mind. I withdraw the question.
 
2012-05-10 05:28:17 AM

ZeroCorpse: And yes, it does seem to be primarily a "Black girl thing." I don't see many white girls rocking the 3" nails at work.


You're not from NY or northern NJ, are you?

The whole nail thing crosses many racial and ethnic lines back home.
 
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