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2012-05-09 11:31:05 PM
CapnBlues: Kar98: Atheists are having meetings, distribute literature, knock on peoples doors and pester them? farking news to me, I guess I didn't get the memo.

yeah, i've been an out-of-closet atheist for about half my life now, and i've never even heard of a meeting. though one time, i was really tempted to stand next to this hateful preacher on campus and read winnie the pooh out loud in a matching preacher voice.


You are not yet ready for the meetings. That is where the super secret directives are written. Soon, though, Kar98. Soon you will be high enough level to be invited. And CapnBlues, sorry, but you still have a long way to go. Keep strong, because you are on the right path!
 
2012-05-09 11:31:18 PM
Atheist here. Among the things I put on my "No solicitors" sign is "NO RELIGIOUS VISITS", as well as a little icon denoting the same.

I still get imbeciles that think I'm going to make an exception for them when they come around recruiting for the local Baptist/whatever church.

They don't seem to like it much when I POINT TO THE SIGN RIGHT IN FRONT OF THEIR FACE and tell them to get the hell off my property and never return lest they get arrested for "trespassing being warned" since they are specifically not welcome due to their complete inability to read.

fark 'em.
 
2012-05-09 11:31:50 PM
I believe there are as many gods as there are groups of people that believe in them because I believe we create our own reality. So if you don't believe in a god then I believe the universe is just fine with that and if you do believe in a god then your beliefs will help you see what you want to.

I think the underlying reality is neutral to our beliefs and we impose whatever order we can understand upon it. I suppose, since I don't believe everything was created by an all-powerful superbeing, I can never be a Christian.

That's why I believe in goodness and peaceful coexistence overall, because I want to live in a good universe, and nobody else's deity or morality has anything to do with it or any right to authority over my personal universe.
 
2012-05-09 11:31:55 PM
TwowheelinTim: MrBallou: Aarontology: Born again atheists are douchebags on the internet

Born again religious people codify their bigotry and hatreds into state law.

BOTH SIDES ARE BAD

What I hear you saying is that people with opinions are irritating. I agree.

Opinions are like hemorrhoids: any asshole can have one.

That's just your opinion.


Yeah, well, this is the nature of irony, pal.
 
2012-05-09 11:32:39 PM
t3knomanser: TsukasaK: I understand this makes organized atheists feel icky. It should.

There is an active movement to organize atheists. It's mostly in response to the growing threat from the Christianist movements in the US that are hijacking the Republican party and basically rolling back civil rights to pre-1960s levels. Personally, I'm not a "joiner", but I can understand the concern.


The problem with getting a bunch of atheists organized is that they are prone to sway a bit too far to the left.

Conservatives tend to make so much of a display, showcase, even, that the liberal equivalent false logic goes almost un-noticed.

That is the danger of any active "group". Activity means to have an agenda anymore, not just maintain. Both extremes want to manage other people's lives, whether it be beliefs, sexuality, or right down to if one smokes tobacco. They all want others to conform to them.

People who "aren't joiners" are the ideal watch dogs, but we don't care enough to do anything about it, because we'll never be louder/meaner than the opposing 2 parties, so eh, why bother?

When it all falls down, and it will eventually, maybe we'll have a chance then.
 
2012-05-09 11:32:48 PM
omnibus_necanda_sunt: pecosdave: Mock26: So, can you prove that those atrocities were committed because they were atheists? Go on, I dare you to prove it.

How is that different than simply saying they persecuted people who weren't of their own belief system?

No one kills anyone simply because they're Atheist, Christian, Buddhist, Muslim etc... They do it because they have another driving motivation often with their beliefs (which can include the cited communist beliefs) as a motivating factor. What's the real difference other than splitting hairs?

I've felt the urge to do violence against those who do not agree with me, and it had nothing to do with wanting to steal their girlfriends, land, money, etc. It was because they didn't agree with me.

I've mostly outgrown that, but there's a level of conflict that's difficult to describe wherein the lack of a religious or other 'doctrinal' belief system makes pursuing the conflict give you the appearance of a shiat-flinging monkey. And I mean that literally, in that even the guy you're pissed at gives you a mildly horrified and bewildered look.

There's no real difference between "Well, you're a f@ggot!" and "Well, you can go suck Stalin's cock in hell."
It's just that one has a goddamned book written about it with nine levels and everything that every high schooler has to read, and the other is just being childish.

Do I have to say Hitler to get a response? Ok. HITLERHITLERHITLERHITLERHITLER


Know how I know you're ghey? You used the word 'doctrinal'.
 
2012-05-09 11:32:54 PM
Mock26: You are not yet ready for the meetings. That is where the super secret directives are written. Soon, though, Kar98. Soon you will be high enough level to be invited. And CapnBlues, sorry, but you still have a long way to go. Keep strong, because you are on the right path!

damn. who do i send my money to in order to hasten my progress into the inner sanctum?
 
2012-05-09 11:34:26 PM
this made the main page?
 
2012-05-09 11:34:44 PM
pecosdave: Mock26: Trying to move the goalposts a tiny bit, are we? You said, and I quote, "Truth is atheist have committed genocide in the name of their religion." Now you are saying that they did kill in the name of their "religion"? Why the need to lie?

By the way, not trying to split hairs, just trying to get you to support your lies with some actual proof.

Now you're just outright trolling, or in denial.


Are you denying that you said, ""Truth is atheist have committed genocide in the name of their religion."? Those are your exact words. I merely asked you to prove that those atheists committed their atrocities because they were atheists. You then replied, "No one kills anyone simply because they're Atheist, Christian, Buddhist, Muslim etc" That is a pretty big contradiction to what you said. If anyone is in denial it is you.
 
2012-05-09 11:35:30 PM
CapnBlues: Mock26: You are not yet ready for the meetings. That is where the super secret directives are written. Soon, though, Kar98. Soon you will be high enough level to be invited. And CapnBlues, sorry, but you still have a long way to go. Keep strong, because you are on the right path!

damn. who do i send my money to in order to hasten my progress into the inner sanctum?


You have to figure that out on your own. It is one of the "tests" that help us determine when you are ready.
 
2012-05-09 11:36:04 PM
89 Stick-Up Kid: omnibus_necanda_sunt: pecosdave: Mock26: So, can you prove that those atrocities were committed because they were atheists? Go on, I dare you to prove it.

How is that different than simply saying they persecuted people who weren't of their own belief system?

No one kills anyone simply because they're Atheist, Christian, Buddhist, Muslim etc... They do it because they have another driving motivation often with their beliefs (which can include the cited communist beliefs) as a motivating factor. What's the real difference other than splitting hairs?

I've felt the urge to do violence against those who do not agree with me, and it had nothing to do with wanting to steal their girlfriends, land, money, etc. It was because they didn't agree with me.

I've mostly outgrown that, but there's a level of conflict that's difficult to describe wherein the lack of a religious or other 'doctrinal' belief system makes pursuing the conflict give you the appearance of a shiat-flinging monkey. And I mean that literally, in that even the guy you're pissed at gives you a mildly horrified and bewildered look.

There's no real difference between "Well, you're a f@ggot!" and "Well, you can go suck Stalin's cock in hell."
It's just that one has a goddamned book written about it with nine levels and everything that every high schooler has to read, and the other is just being childish.

Do I have to say Hitler to get a response? Ok. HITLERHITLERHITLERHITLERHITLER

Know how I know you're ghey? You used the word 'doctrinal'.


Plonk.
 
2012-05-09 11:36:41 PM
Mock26: If anyone is trolling in denial it is you.

y'all are postin in a troll thread.
 
2012-05-09 11:36:53 PM
This debate is one of the ways used to divide us from each other. It has serious implications in our societies. There needs to be a way to overcome this divide or we shall argue ourselves into oblivion and servitude to ***Lost Carrier***
 
2012-05-09 11:37:26 PM
Mock26: CapnBlues: damn. who do i send my money to in order to hasten my progress into the inner sanctum?

You have to figure that out on your own. It is one of the "tests" that help us determine when you are ready.


I'll start with the Pope. he seems like an influential fellow.
 
2012-05-09 11:37:50 PM
pecosdave: I'll admit it, the history of "in the name of a God" violence is deeper and goes back further than "in the name of no God" violence, but the "no God" folks aren't the pinnacle of civility they want to claim to be.

The Holocaust wasn't carried out "in the name of a God". It was a campaign of genocide and ethnic cleansing premised upon various racist delusions and psuedoscientific nonsense. Its perpetrators just happened to be largely Christian.

Similarly, the atrocities carried out by governments influenced by Marxist ideas weren't carried out "in the name of no God". They were built around the idea that all of history can be represented as a struggle between various groups, and they were trying to hurry the process along so as to achieve a state of final utopia. The perpetrators there just happened to be largely atheist.
 
2012-05-09 11:37:58 PM
Mock26: pecosdave: Mock26: Trying to move the goalposts a tiny bit, are we? You said, and I quote, "Truth is atheist have committed genocide in the name of their religion." Now you are saying that they did kill in the name of their "religion"? Why the need to lie?

By the way, not trying to split hairs, just trying to get you to support your lies with some actual proof.

Now you're just outright trolling, or in denial.

Are you denying that you said, ""Truth is atheist have committed genocide in the name of their religion."? Those are your exact words. I merely asked you to prove that those atheists committed their atrocities because they were atheists. You then replied, "No one kills anyone simply because they're Atheist, Christian, Buddhist, Muslim etc" That is a pretty big contradiction to what you said. If anyone is in denial it is you.


I'm following along here and Mock26 is correct.
 
2012-05-09 11:38:30 PM
Also, the idiots that come try to give me the "good" news are almost always elderly.

It's like they've twigged to the fact that younger people aren't really interested in getting dressed up on a sunday morning and going to listen to some high school dropout in a 20 year old polyester suit tell them what to do, and the spiritual Ponzi Scheme that they were counting on to give them status during their declining years is falling apart.
 
2012-05-09 11:38:44 PM
As an Absurdist, I'm really getting a kick out of these replies!
 
2012-05-09 11:39:29 PM
kingoomieiii: Gyrfalcon: They tell their children that people who threaten their children with said torture are stupid fools for worshipping an invisible sky wizard and they must treat them with utmost scorn and derision for doing so.

I dare you to argue that people who threaten their children with torture aren't worthy of scorn or derision. Please, I'm begging you.


Not likely.

But the point I was trying to make is that so many "atheists", much as many "Christians", go around piously (?) declaring that all they want to do is exercise their right not to believe in a god, and then wind up acting in the name of their disbelief just as badly as everyone else ever did in the name of their belief. Just because they do it in the name of "no god" doesn't make their actions any better. And saying "Well, we don't tell our kids they'll burn in Hell if they become gay" doesn't excuse it, because only one sect of one religion does that. A couple more will kill people who are openly gay; but most of the rest just ignore it.

Now, I'll grant that Christianity and Islam have been unusually hostile--since they're unusually young--but why no equal scorn and venom towards Buddhists or Hindus? Why less attacks toward practicing Jews? Is it the belief in the god that's objectionable or just the Christian belief in god that worries atheists so? The back-and-forth that sometimes goes on here "More wars have been done in the name of Christ/what about all the deaths caused by atheist Communism blah blah blah" are just a variant of the old "They're worse than us!" b/s that everyone engages in.

I just find it fascinating in an anthropological way that everyone has to have their ardent belief and then rabidly convince everyone else that IT MUST BE TRUE and YOUR BELIEF IS WRONG!!! no matter what it is. Your god is a false god! No, yours is! No, both of yours is, there isn't any god! And if you don't believe me, you're stupid and wrong because you say/do/think X. But none of it can ever be proven, so nobody can ever be right.
 
2012-05-09 11:41:44 PM
Nick the What: Mock26: pecosdave: Mock26: Trying to move the goalposts a tiny bit, are we? You said, and I quote, "Truth is atheist have committed genocide in the name of their religion." Now you are saying that they did kill in the name of their "religion"? Why the need to lie?

By the way, not trying to split hairs, just trying to get you to support your lies with some actual proof.

Now you're just outright trolling, or in denial.

Are you denying that you said, ""Truth is atheist have committed genocide in the name of their religion."? Those are your exact words. I merely asked you to prove that those atheists committed their atrocities because they were atheists. You then replied, "No one kills anyone simply because they're Atheist, Christian, Buddhist, Muslim etc" That is a pretty big contradiction to what you said. If anyone is in denial it is you.

I'm following along here and Mock26 is correct.


I disagree.

Does a Muslim run a plane into a building because he's a Muslim? No, he does it because he's radicalized and feels he's doing it for a greater purpose.

Does a Marxist execute religious people because he's an Atheist? No, he does it because he's radicalized and feels he's doing it for a greater purpose.

I really don't see the difference, and I most certainly don't see a lie emanating from myself.
 
2012-05-09 11:42:41 PM
Headline: Condescending

Born-again atheists are as irritating as born-again religious persons.

The important thing is you've attempted and failed to fake a way of framing yourself as superior to both, while clinging clandestinely and desperately to the end to which you've attached your brittle self-esteem.
 
2012-05-09 11:42:49 PM
PolkaJoe: As an Absurdist, I'm really getting a kick out of these replies!

Apostate!

A true Absurdist would say something like "I'm really getting a reply out of all these kicks!"

mnemosyne.
 
2012-05-09 11:43:23 PM
pecosdave: Does a Muslim run a plane into a building because he's a Muslim? No, he does it because he's radicalized and feels he's doing it for a greater purpose.

...the "greater purpose" being Islam.
 
2012-05-09 11:43:45 PM
obvious tag too busy trying to convince people he doesn't exist
 
2012-05-09 11:44:05 PM
That "article" has to be the flimsiest premise for a flamewar thread I've ever seen. The next logical step would be threads linking directly to a banner ad.
 
2012-05-09 11:44:52 PM
pecosdave: Does a Muslim run a plane into a building because he's a Muslim? No, he does it because he's radicalized and feels he's doing it for a greater purpose*.

Does a Marxist execute religious people because he's an Atheist? No, he does it because he's radicalized and feels he's doing it for a greater purpose**.


*His God.

**His desire to wipe out Theism.
 
2012-05-09 11:47:16 PM
pecosdave: I really don't see the difference, and I most certainly don't see a lie emanating from myself.

hahahahaha


"Truth is atheist have committed genocide in the name of their religion."

now, I can see where if you get mixed up with singular and plural nouns, maybe the whole conversation is a little past your ability level.
 
2012-05-09 11:47:33 PM
CapnBlues: Indubitably: School is out, man.

;)

the winking and your general beat-poet style of response? it's really condescending and makes me want to disagree with you, regardless of what you're actually saying. which, to be honest, i can't figure out. maybe i'm just not smart like you.

you prick.


Sorry, man.

The wink is most times a sig, a trademek...

*sigh*

*lost in translation*

heh?
 
2012-05-09 11:47:51 PM
JRoo: I believe there are as many gods as there are groups of people that believe in them because I believe we create our own reality. So if you don't believe in a god then I believe the universe is just fine with that and if you do believe in a god then your beliefs will help you see what you want to.

I think the underlying reality is neutral to our beliefs and we impose whatever order we can understand upon it. I suppose, since I don't believe everything was created by an all-powerful superbeing, I can never be a Christian.

That's why I believe in goodness and peaceful coexistence overall, because I want to live in a good universe, and nobody else's deity or morality has anything to do with it or any right to authority over my personal universe.


Actually just believing in the teachings of Jesus is enough to get you into some subdivision of Christianity (although not any of the big ones).

Not believing in the all-powerful super being just means you can't be a Jew.

Or a Muslim I guess too.
 
2012-05-09 11:51:10 PM
I'm skeptical that there are really people who physically cannot do (or learn to do) the mathematical operations required to understand modern physics (with the exception of people with legitimate genetic disorders or other problems that fark up their head). The average joe doesn't really feel the motivation, or lacks the opportunity. It's those who feel they shouldn't/don't need to, and say "God is all I need" that piss me off.

If you take LSD and all you see are weird eagle-lion-man face things, six-winged flames, rings of eyes, trumpets, and burning cities, you might be unlucky, or just retarded. Get back to me when you see this:
www.math.union.edu

fold up into this
im-possible.info

without coming undone at any point or passing through itself.

That happened one time when I took phenethylamines, and I'd have to say it was more awe-inspiring than any vision of the face of god would have possibly been. Could you imagine realizing that the whole world was as flat as a cardboard cutout, without it looking any different? It was like the universe was a magic eye puzzle.

I can't do 5D, unfortunately. Insufficient gray matter.
 
2012-05-09 11:52:24 PM
pecosdave: Nick the What: Mock26: pecosdave: Mock26: Trying to move the goalposts a tiny bit, are we? You said, and I quote, "Truth is atheist have committed genocide in the name of their religion." Now you are saying that they did kill in the name of their "religion"? Why the need to lie?

By the way, not trying to split hairs, just trying to get you to support your lies with some actual proof.

Now you're just outright trolling, or in denial.

Are you denying that you said, ""Truth is atheist have committed genocide in the name of their religion."? Those are your exact words. I merely asked you to prove that those atheists committed their atrocities because they were atheists. You then replied, "No one kills anyone simply because they're Atheist, Christian, Buddhist, Muslim etc" That is a pretty big contradiction to what you said. If anyone is in denial it is you.

I'm following along here and Mock26 is correct.

I disagree.

Does a Muslim run a plane into a building because he's a Muslim? No, he does it because he's radicalized and feels he's doing it for a greater purpose.

Does a Marxist execute religious people because he's an Atheist? No, he does it because he's radicalized and feels he's doing it for a greater purpose.

I really don't see the difference, and I most certainly don't see a lie emanating from myself.


Then why did you say, "Truth is atheist have committed genocide in the name of their religion."?

img.photobucket.com
 
2012-05-09 11:54:29 PM
The only theists who care about atheists are Christians. The reasons:

1. Christians, historically, are not comfortable with their societal privilege being challenged.

2. One of their religions central tenets, contrary to other religions, is to proselytize, which ends up stoking the controversy.

Other religions don't give a crap what atheists think. They're humble, and, they also shelter themselves, which helps their confidence.
 
2012-05-09 11:55:18 PM
pecosdave: Nick the What: Mock26: pecosdave: Mock26: Trying to move the goalposts a tiny bit, are we? You said, and I quote, "Truth is atheist have committed genocide in the name of their religion." Now you are saying that they did kill in the name of their "religion"? Why the need to lie?

By the way, not trying to split hairs, just trying to get you to support your lies with some actual proof.

Now you're just outright trolling, or in denial.

Are you denying that you said, ""Truth is atheist have committed genocide in the name of their religion."? Those are your exact words. I merely asked you to prove that those atheists committed their atrocities because they were atheists. You then replied, "No one kills anyone simply because they're Atheist, Christian, Buddhist, Muslim etc" That is a pretty big contradiction to what you said. If anyone is in denial it is you.

I'm following along here and Mock26 is correct.

I disagree.

Does a Muslim run a plane into a building because he's a Muslim? No, he does it because he's radicalized and feels he's doing it for a greater purpose.

Does a Marxist execute religious people because he's an Atheist? No, he does it because he's radicalized and feels he's doing it for a greater purpose.

I really don't see the difference, and I most certainly don't see a lie emanating from myself.


"Radicalized."

Explain this blanket term, please.

And no strawmanning.
 
2012-05-09 11:58:34 PM
pecosdave: Nick the What: Mock26: pecosdave: Mock26: Trying to move the goalposts a tiny bit, are we? You said, and I quote, "Truth is atheist have committed genocide in the name of their religion." Now you are saying that they did kill in the name of their "religion"? Why the need to lie?

By the way, not trying to split hairs, just trying to get you to support your lies with some actual proof.

Now you're just outright trolling, or in denial.

Are you denying that you said, ""Truth is atheist have committed genocide in the name of their religion."? Those are your exact words. I merely asked you to prove that those atheists committed their atrocities because they were atheists. You then replied, "No one kills anyone simply because they're Atheist, Christian, Buddhist, Muslim etc" That is a pretty big contradiction to what you said. If anyone is in denial it is you.

I'm following along here and Mock26 is correct.

I disagree.

Does a Muslim run a plane into a building because he's a Muslim? No, he does it because he's radicalized and feels he's doing it for a greater purpose.

Does a Marxist execute religious people because he's an Atheist? No, he does it because he's radicalized and feels he's doing it for a greater purpose.

I really don't see the difference, and I most certainly don't see a lie emanating from myself.


Ok. this last post of yours is coherent enough. But it still doesn't jive with your Boobies.
 
2012-05-09 11:58:44 PM
gojirast: Atheist here. Among the things I put on my "No solicitors" sign is "NO RELIGIOUS VISITS", as well as a little icon denoting the same.

I still get imbeciles that think I'm going to make an exception for them when they come around recruiting for the local Baptist/whatever church.

They don't seem to like it much when I POINT TO THE SIGN RIGHT IN FRONT OF THEIR FACE and tell them to get the hell off my property and never return lest they get arrested for "trespassing being warned" since they are specifically not welcome due to their complete inability to read.

fark 'em.


You should take a bible, glue all the pages together, and cut out a space inside where you can put a pencil. Then when the religious people come you can ask them to wait, go get your bible, and in front of them open it up so they can see what you did, then take out the pencil and use it as a pointer to point to the sign. The look on their faces will be priceless! (So, be sure to film it!)
 
2012-05-09 11:58:50 PM
 
2012-05-10 12:01:15 AM
Indubitably: CapnBlues: Indubitably: School is out, man.

;)

the winking and your general beat-poet style of response? it's really condescending and makes me want to disagree with you, regardless of what you're actually saying. which, to be honest, i can't figure out. maybe i'm just not smart like you.

you prick.

Sorry, man.

The wink is most times a sig, a trademek...

*sigh*

*lost in translation*

heh?


you make almost zero sense. sorry i called you a prick, though.
 
2012-05-10 12:01:56 AM
Mock26: Gyrfalcon: Aarontology: Born again atheists are douchebags on the internet

Born again religious people codify their bigotry and hatreds into state law.

BOTH SIDES ARE BAD

So vote worship Witch-King of Angmar.

Oh sure, worship the dark lord, she says. But does she say that the Witch-king is actually the chief of the Nazgûl? Nooooo!

So, what else are you hiding from us, Gyrfalcon? Hmmm?


I'm a disciple and servant of Melkor.
 
2012-05-10 12:04:24 AM
www.yourfunnystuff.com
 
2012-05-10 12:04:26 AM
whatshisname: Nick the What: Other religions don't give a crap what atheists think.

Atheist in Indonesia faces 11 years in prison for saying "God does not exist"


Touché. I guess I was referring to theists in free societies. More simply, I don't see 1000+ post threads of Hindus and atheists battling it out.
 
2012-05-10 12:06:02 AM
MrBallou: TwowheelinTim: MrBallou: Aarontology: Born again atheists are douchebags on the internet

Born again religious people codify their bigotry and hatreds into state law.

BOTH SIDES ARE BAD

What I hear you saying is that people with opinions are irritating. I agree.

Opinions are like hemorrhoids: any asshole can have one.

That's just your opinion.

Yeah, well, this is the nature of irony, pal.


Actually, the first word that came to my mind was hypocrisy.
 
2012-05-10 12:11:40 AM
Nick the What: whatshisname: Nick the What: Other religions don't give a crap what atheists think.

Atheist in Indonesia faces 11 years in prison for saying "God does not exist"

Touché. I guess I was referring to theists in free societies. More simply, I don't see 1000+ post threads of Hindus and atheists battling it out.


Maybe it's a Abrahamic religion thing. Christians are enablers though. It takes 2 to tango.
 
2012-05-10 12:12:18 AM
Um, not really headline. Not even close, sorry. I don't think I've ever talked to a born-again atheist or been proselytized by one, ever. Big city, small city, US, Europe, anywhere. And I know a lot of atheists, agnostics, secularists, etc.

Only on the internets have I seen virulent atheist beatdowns of the stupid/religious. And they had it coming.
 
2012-05-10 12:12:28 AM
whatshisname: Nick the What: Other religions don't give a crap what atheists think.

Atheist in Indonesia faces 11 years in prison for saying "God does not exist"


Freedom of speech is not a right found everywhere.

QED, when in Rome do as the Romans do. You don't believe in something? Keep it on the DL.
 
2012-05-10 12:12:49 AM
Trolljegeren:

Yeah!

Real adults believe in imaginary strings that exist in imaginary dimensions, and made of teeny tiny particles that only exist when you aren't looking at them.

Whatever gets you through the night

/is all right
 
2012-05-10 12:16:19 AM
Ace Rimmer: Trolljegeren:

Yeah!

Real adults believe in imaginary strings that exist in imaginary dimensions, and made of teeny tiny particles that only exist when you aren't looking at them.

Whatever gets you through the night

/is all right



Tell me, have you always hated people smarter than yourself?
 
2012-05-10 12:18:13 AM
I don't see a problem with that.
I would much rather that no matter who you are, you have passion about your beliefs.
Avoid being lukewarm.
 
2012-05-10 12:19:55 AM
rev. dave: I would much rather that no matter who you are, you have passion about your beliefs.
Avoid being lukewarm.



Try being hot like a 747 loaded with jet fuel flying into a building?
 
2012-05-10 12:24:15 AM
Gyrfalcon: Mock26: Gyrfalcon: Aarontology: Born again atheists are douchebags on the internet

Born again religious people codify their bigotry and hatreds into state law.

BOTH SIDES ARE BAD

So vote worship Witch-King of Angmar.

Oh sure, worship the dark lord, she says. But does she say that the Witch-king is actually the chief of the Nazgûl? Nooooo!

So, what else are you hiding from us, Gyrfalcon? Hmmm?

I'm a disciple and servant of Melkor.


Too bad he was thrown out through the Door of Night into the void!
 
2012-05-10 12:26:09 AM
Oh, and I bash Orthodox Judaism just as much as Christianity and Islam. In fact, I probably know more about world religions than Richard Dawkins, and he's the one trying to take on the world. (Hint to Dawkins: Look at Germany in 1900-1945. Doing that doesn't end well).

List of things I dislike:
Simonians
Sabians
Druze
Sufis
Alawites
Sunnis
Shi'ites
the doctrine of Juche
Confucianism
Taoism
Shintoism
Pharisees
Sadducees
Samaritans
Essenes
Roman Catholics
Coptic Catholics
Armenian Catholics
Syriac Catholics
Rastafarians
followers of Asatru
Gnostics
Manichaeans
Zoroastrians
Mormons
members of the Nation of Islam (the one with black people and space aliens and Louis Farrakhan)
Scientologists
Kimbanguists
Mormons
Monophysites
Nestorians
Ebionites
Lutherans
Baptists
Mennonites
Episcopalians
Amish
Methodists
Presbyterians
Anglicans
Reformed Protestants
Congregational Protestants
Maenads
Wiccans
Baha'i
Confucianists
Platonists
Any and all Native American, African, Malay, Indonesian, Hawaiian, et. al. animists
Belief in sorcery, wizardry, voodoo, magic, magick, the evil eye, fascination, sihr, alchemy, demonology, angelology, ufology, et. al.
 
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