If you can read this, either the style sheet didn't load or you have an older browser that doesn't support style sheets. Try clearing your browser cache and refreshing the page.

(Fox News)   Everyone's favorite state is now attempting to import naked Europeans. (video)   (video.foxnews.com) divider line 17
    More: Florida, Europeans  
•       •       •

4270 clicks; posted to Video » on 10 May 2012 at 12:08 AM   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



17 Comments   (+0 »)
   
View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest

Archived thread
 
vpb [TotalFark]
2012-05-09 09:09:36 PM
What's wrong with that? I approve of naked European chicks.
 
2012-05-09 09:41:04 PM
Conservatives want to encourage business, but only businesses that encourage sin in *private* by the 1%.
 
2012-05-09 10:05:45 PM
When living in The Bahamas, the only naked tourists were the ones you seriously did NOT want to see.

/Is it me or did the spokeswoman look like Goldie Hawn?
 
2012-05-10 12:13:35 AM
If you really want to see naked Europeans go to Cancun.
 
2012-05-10 01:38:03 AM
Thank you SO much, Fox reporter, for holding up the dayplanner and the wad of cash. I would never have understood this story without the helpful visual aids.
 
2012-05-10 01:47:54 AM
My band works at one of the Nudist resorts / colony. It's great, they treat us great, and the people who live and visit there are all pretty nice. Not all are easy on the eyes mind you, but every once in a while you get a decent under 40 surprise! Some of the "older" (I'm 33) women are pretty decent to look at. It's hard (no pun intended!!) not to gawk at first, but you sort of get used to it. I'm still uneasy playing by the pool when we do, as it is disturbing to see a ballsack looking at you. These guys lay out on the chaise lounges, and they let it all "hang" out! I encourage everyone to at least check it out once. I've gotten naked there, and if you are comfortable with your body, it is a very comfortable way to go... The nudists themselves are seemingly not judgmental about overweight, "smaller" gentleman, large or small women, etc... Check it out!
 
2012-05-10 02:26:28 AM
Europe?

set phasers on "shave"
 
2012-05-10 06:03:59 AM
And why not? I'm naked right now under my clothes. In fact, I'm always naked under my clothes.
 
2012-05-10 07:02:42 AM
I think they need to import, I mean considering their clientele in florida
1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-05-10 07:05:29 AM
vpb: What's wrong with that? I approve of naked European chicks.

European girls aren't all that different from US girls.

For good and for ill.
 
2012-05-10 07:35:08 AM
I know the woman who got interviewed (I used to date her! :-D ), and I live on the prominently featured property in the video. The are quite a bit of under 40's, even quite a bit of under 30's, and most look really good. They (under 40's) just come out after the old people go to bed, & if I remember the bands around the clubs correctly, they're generally part of that over 50's crowd, hence the occasional decent one in their eyes.

@rain monkey, yes yes she does, in fact that is who she is usually compared to!
 
2012-05-10 07:48:42 AM
Jiggarelli: My band works at one of the Nudist resorts / colony. It's great, they treat us great, and the people who live and visit there are all pretty nice. Not all are easy on the eyes mind you, but every once in a while you get a decent under 40 surprise! Some of the "older" (I'm 33) women are pretty decent to look at. It's hard (no pun intended!!) not to gawk at first, but you sort of get used to it. I'm still uneasy playing by the pool when we do, as it is disturbing to see a ballsack looking at you. These guys lay out on the chaise lounges, and they let it all "hang" out! I encourage everyone to at least check it out once. I've gotten naked there, and if you are comfortable with your body, it is a very comfortable way to go... The nudists themselves are seemingly not judgmental about overweight, "smaller" gentleman, large or small women, etc... Check it out!

pass
 
2012-05-10 08:14:46 AM
Ceiling Moran: Thank you SO much, Fox reporter, for holding up the dayplanner and the wad of cash. I would never have understood this story without the helpful visual aids.

You are not the average Fox viewer.
 
2012-05-10 08:57:17 AM
Rain-Monkey: When living in The Bahamas, the only naked tourists were the ones you seriously did NOT want to see.

/Is it me or did the spokeswoman look like Goldie Hawn?


img1.bdbphotos.com

I was thinking more Dyan Cannon
 
2012-05-10 09:22:27 AM
crustysandman: I know the woman who got interviewed (I used to date her! :-D ), and I live on the prominently featured property in the video. The are quite a bit of under 40's, even quite a bit of under 30's, and most look really good. They (under 40's) just come out after the old people go to bed, & if I remember the bands around the clubs correctly, they're generally part of that over 50's crowd, hence the occasional decent one in their eyes.

@rain monkey, yes yes she does, in fact that is who she is usually compared to!


Pardon me while I puke from the possibilities of how you got your nickname.
 
2012-05-10 10:18:46 PM
@thegog: you're too sensitive to be on fark if something as tame as my SN makes you puke. Must never been on a damp beach barefoot then. Sand is kinda crusty; crustysand. I have a donger, hence, man. Put it together, crustysandman
 
2012-05-11 06:25:15 PM
Generally speaking, nudists (naturists, whatever), are typically the ones you want to keep their clothes on whenever possible.
 
Displayed 17 of 17 comments

View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest


This thread is closed to new comments.

Continue Farking
Submit a Link »





Report