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(Portland Press Herald)   Red Sox P.A. announcer Carl Beane dies in car crash-ash-ash   (pressherald.com ) divider line
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2012-05-09 07:33:12 PM  
Are you sure it wasn't actually a heart attack-ack-ack?
 
2012-05-09 07:35:10 PM  
I really, really hate myself for laughing at that headline.
 
2012-05-09 07:48:20 PM  
he saw how the season was going to unfold and decided to end it now
 
2012-05-09 08:00:58 PM  
...his car crossed the double yellow lines and left the road before hitting a tree and a wall.

i1208.photobucket.com

WHAR TREE? WHAR??.
 
2012-05-09 08:08:31 PM  
He's announcing Manny Mota pinch hitting for Pedro Borbon in heaven now...
 
2012-05-09 08:16:27 PM  
If one is not careful driving, a car'll bean one right into a tree.

/got nuthin
//RIP guy I don't know anything about
 
2012-05-09 08:18:51 PM  
Pinch hitting for Pedro Borbon... Manny Mota... Mota... Mota...
 
2012-05-09 08:23:20 PM  

I Have The Touch of a Shocked Monkey: Are you sure it wasn't actually a heart attack-ack-ack?


They oughta know by now.
 
2012-05-09 08:24:01 PM  
Came for Manny Mota..
 
2012-05-09 08:26:17 PM  
Bob Sheppard was way better.
 
2012-05-09 09:02:58 PM  
Had a better headline: Carl Beane'd by tree.
 
2012-05-09 09:05:04 PM  
You peoples insensitivity to the dead makes me sick.
 
2012-05-09 09:06:15 PM  

I Have The Touch of a Shocked Monkey: Are you sure it wasn't actually a heart attack-ack-ack?


You may be right.
 
2012-05-09 09:08:28 PM  

Lorelle: I Have The Touch of a Shocked Monkey: Are you sure it wasn't actually a heart attack-ack-ack?

They oughta know by now.


Who needs Carl Crawford on the DL?

Is that all you get for your $142 million?
 
2012-05-09 09:19:13 PM  

mc_madness: You peoples insensitivity to the dead makes me sick.


Welcome to Fahk
 
2012-05-09 09:21:50 PM  
Suffered a heart attack while driving. He had a great voice and it was nice to hear him. Now maybe they can find all the copies of "Sweet Caroline" at Fenway and bury those as well. That song's time has come and gone.
 
2012-05-09 09:23:11 PM  

ChrisDe: I Have The Touch of a Shocked Monkey: Are you sure it wasn't actually a heart attack-ack-ack?

You may be right.


"Sing us a song, you're the PA man"
 
2012-05-09 09:32:50 PM  
Today-ay-ay he considers himself-elf-elf the unluckiest man-an-an on the face-ace-ace of the earth-earth-earth
 
2012-05-09 10:07:07 PM  
Pedro oh oh Borbon bone bone
 
2012-05-09 10:21:03 PM  
" According to a 2008 interview with Boston Magazine, grooms would tell Beane they were more nervous to meet him and try on his World Series ring than they were when reciting their vows."

Oh FFS, get over yourselves you bunch of pussies.
 
2012-05-09 10:27:45 PM  

I Have The Touch of a Shocked Monkey: Are you sure it wasn't actually a heart attack-ack-ack?


I Have The Touch of a Shocked Monkey: Are you sure it wasn't actually a heart attack-ack-ack?


Yes, but while driving his Cadillac ack ack ack ack ack
 
2012-05-09 10:45:15 PM  

fatalvenom: " According to a 2008 interview with Boston Magazine, grooms would tell Beane they were more nervous to meet him and try on his World Series ring than they were when reciting their vows."

Oh FFS, get over yourselves you bunch of pussies.


have you ever worn a world series ring? I started shaking pretty bad when I picked one up and put it on. it's magic.
 
2012-05-09 10:45:22 PM  

I Have The Touch of a Shocked Monkey: Are you sure it wasn't actually a heart attack-ack-ack?


You oughta know by now.
 
2012-05-09 10:48:44 PM  

mc_madness: You peoples insensitivity to the dead makes me sick.


Welcome to Fark-ark-ark-ark
 
2012-05-09 11:34:57 PM  
"Fans, ans ans for the past two weeks eeks eeks you have been reading about the bad break I go ot ot. Yet, today today today I consider myself the luckiest uckiest uckiest man on the face of this earth earth earth earth....
 
2012-05-10 01:47:47 AM  
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RIP
 
2012-05-10 04:17:56 AM  
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RIP Billy Beane
 
2012-05-10 09:14:08 AM  

SuperT: fatalvenom: " According to a 2008 interview with Boston Magazine, grooms would tell Beane they were more nervous to meet him and try on his World Series ring than they were when reciting their vows."

Oh FFS, get over yourselves you bunch of pussies.

have you ever worn a world series ring? I started shaking pretty bad when I picked one up and put it on. it's magic.



I got to be upclose and have my picture taken with the 2004 WS trophy. It was pretty cool and all, but hardly life changing.
 
2012-05-10 09:14:10 AM  
OMFG! How is the tree?
/hugger
 
2012-05-10 09:15:55 AM  

mc_madness: You peoples insensitivity to the dead makes me sick.


take a swig of petrol-dismal and welcome to planet earph!
 
2012-05-10 09:17:29 AM  

uber humper: I Have The Touch of a Shocked Monkey: Are you sure it wasn't actually a heart attack-ack-ack?

I Have The Touch of a Shocked Monkey: Are you sure it wasn't actually a heart attack-ack-ack?

Yes, but while driving his Cadillac ack ack ack ack ack


from his house in hackensack ack ack ack ack.

/didn't billy joel do this every year? crash a car?
 
2012-05-10 09:48:01 AM  

expobill: uber humper: I Have The Touch of a Shocked Monkey: Are you sure it wasn't actually a heart attack-ack-ack?

I Have The Touch of a Shocked Monkey: Are you sure it wasn't actually a heart attack-ack-ack?

Yes, but while driving his Cadillac ack ack ack ack ack

from his house in hackensack ack ack ack ack.

/didn't billy joel do this every year? crash a car?


was it near Hackensack ack ack?
 
2012-05-10 01:18:29 PM  
I interviewed him about a month ago,
Still have the tapes. I had to use a camera that used videotape because the SD card ones were all checked out.
Any thoughts on what to do with it? U was thinking about editing it (cleaning up the loose ends) and letting WCVB have a look....suggestions?
 
2012-05-10 06:09:54 PM  
I guess it isn't bad enough that the Red Sox have a bunch of underachieving A-Holes on the team and $70 million of payroll on the DL, and now this happens.

This season has gone from suck to blow, and it's barely even a month old.
 
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