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		Sofia Vergara and boyfriend break up, presumably because of communication issues (upi.com)		28
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nmiguy		2012-05-10 09:58:11 AM

3 votes:

So Sofia is single? I have to call my wife and tell her to pack her bags. She has to go. I must have Sofia.

www.rsvlts.com

Zombie DJ		2012-05-10 10:29:44 AM

2 votes:

dletter: [www.sugarslam.com image 500x379]

Just remember you get the woman on the left in the morning.

And YOU realize you might want to leave your basement because that's what a woman looks like when she's not made of pixels.

Beerguy		2012-05-09 10:48:43 PM

2 votes:

dletter: [www.sugarslam.com image 500x379]

Just remember you get the woman on the left in the morning.

Just remember, I won't be able to see her face when my face is ears deep in her tits as soon as I wake up.

texdent		2012-05-09 09:04:46 PM

2 votes:

Rwa2play		2012-05-10 12:33:19 PM

1 votes:

dletter: [www.sugarslam.com image 500x379]

Just remember you get the woman on the left in the morning.

....and?

If that face is the first thing I see in the morning. I'd get on my knees and thank the Lord for being with her.

/Then we'd go at it like there's no tomorrow

kisseswookies		2012-05-10 12:15:34 PM

1 votes:

dletter: Just remember you get the woman on the left in the morning.

As opposed to you, who wakes up smelling like roses and looking like captain wow.

moothemagiccow		2012-05-10 11:02:31 AM

1 votes:

Anyone else think the left one actually looks like the person and the one on the right is unattractive?

scarmig		2012-05-10 10:50:53 AM

1 votes:

dittybopper: If they had communication issues, they should have switched to Morse code. I talked with a guy in Guadeloupe yesterday, and I don't speak French, and I talked with a guy in Peru the day before that, and I don't speak Spanish.

Are you saying you'd taap tap-taap tap-taap-taap-tap it?

Lumbar Puncture		2012-05-10 10:32:09 AM

1 votes:

dletter: [www.sugarslam.com image 500x379]

Just remember you get the woman on the left in the morning.

Good lord, even the worst picture of her is attractive.

nmiguy		2012-05-10 09:54:00 AM

1 votes:

dletter: [www.sugarslam.com image 500x379]

Just remember you get the woman on the left in the morning.

I'll still take it. 10 times out of 10. Even without make up.

litespeed74		2012-05-10 09:44:20 AM

1 votes:

dletter: [www.sugarslam.com image 500x379]

Just remember you get the woman on the left in the morning.

AT least she will bring you coffee

NuttierThanEver		2012-05-10 09:23:21 AM

1 votes:

dletter: [www.sugarslam.com image 500x379]

Just remember you get the woman on the left in the morning.

If you are implying that you wouldn't hit it because of how she looks on the left. Well I hate to break it to you but even Richard Simmons thinks you're a bit too gay

Lolthien		2012-05-10 08:42:34 AM

1 votes:

dletter: [www.sugarslam.com image 500x379]

Just remember you get the woman on the left in the morning.

lol, are you suggesting that is a reason to avoid her?

Wyatt Derp		2012-05-10 08:25:55 AM

1 votes:

dletter: [www.sugarslam.com image 500x379]

Just remember you get the woman on the left in the morning.

Sounds good to me.

twiztedjustin		2012-05-10 07:34:05 AM

1 votes:

dletter: [www.sugarslam.com image 500x379]

Just remember you get the woman on the left in the morning.

Umm, I'm ok with that.

MAYORBOB		2012-05-10 07:26:50 AM

1 votes:

dletter: [www.sugarslam.com image 500x379]

Just remember you get the woman on the left in the morning.

Well, to be fair, the one on the left hasn't had her first coffee of the morning.

cdn.babble.com

/would gladly settle for one on the left.

DeltaPunch		2012-05-10 03:28:59 AM

1 votes:

I dunno know, she kinda looks like a hot Icelandic chick or something... I'm digging it.

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AustinFakir		2012-05-10 02:59:12 AM

1 votes:

dletter: Just remember you get the woman on the left in the morning.

I'm sure you speak from experience. You poor man, why don't you let us take her off your hands some morning. Fark is here to help. We'll work in shifts.

/Is it strange if I prefer the one on the left? The one on the right looks like she's going to ask where I get my wonderful toys, which would not be an unusual question, but it would be a little creepy to hear it from her.

Smackledorfer		2012-05-10 02:16:49 AM

1 votes:

dletter: [www.sugarslam.com image 500x379]

Just remember you get the woman on the left in the morning.

Is the woman on the left supposed to scare me off?

UCFRoadWarrior		2012-05-10 01:49:39 AM

1 votes:

I would so nail Sofia Viagra

NateAsbestos		2012-05-10 12:51:13 AM

1 votes:

dletter: [www.sugarslam.com image 500x379]

Just remember you get the woman on the left in the morning.

I know, it's great right?

EyeballKid		2012-05-10 12:38:12 AM

1 votes:

AverageAmericanGuy: It was probably because of that bastard Hermanos.

Wrong show. You've made a huge mistake.

Harry_Seldon		2012-05-10 12:29:48 AM

1 votes:

Donnchadha: dletter: [www.sugarslam.com image 500x379]

Just remember you get the woman on the left in the morning.

I wouldn't complain.

What's to complain about? She's adorable without the war paint.

ambercat		2012-05-10 12:28:30 AM

1 votes:

dletter: [www.sugarslam.com image 500x379]

Just remember you get the woman on the left in the morning.

I like the one on the left better. Righty has jokermouth.

GAT_00		2012-05-09 11:13:37 PM

1 votes:

dletter: [www.sugarslam.com image 500x379]

Just remember you get the woman on the left in the morning.

I kind of like the one on the left more. I've never liked excessive amounts of visible makeup.