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		Sofia Vergara and boyfriend break up, presumably because of communication issues (upi.com)		104
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Mentat		2012-05-09 08:33:58 PM

*sigh*

OK guys, I'll take one for the team.

Klippoklondike		2012-05-09 08:50:04 PM

I heard she has large breasts. Anyone want to post photos to prove or disprove these rumors?

texdent		2012-05-09 09:04:46 PM

TheBeastOfYuccaFlats		2012-05-09 09:21:33 PM

There was a rerun of her on Conan's show last week. She seemed like a pretty entertaining woman. I kinda got the impression, totally unfounded and admittedly an ephemeral gut feeling, tough, that she probably has quite a temper.

FirstNationalBastard		2012-05-09 09:24:33 PM

...she can talk?

Well I'll be...

dletter		2012-05-09 10:23:36 PM

Just remember you get the woman on the left in the morning.

Beerguy		2012-05-09 10:48:43 PM

dletter: [www.sugarslam.com image 500x379]

Just remember you get the woman on the left in the morning.

Just remember, I won't be able to see her face when my face is ears deep in her tits as soon as I wake up.

Beerguy		2012-05-09 10:53:15 PM

Beerguy: dletter: [www.sugarslam.com image 500x379]

Just remember you get the woman on the left in the morning.

Just remember, I won't be able to see her face when my face is ears deep in her tits as soon as I wake up.

Exhibits "A" & "B"

i22.photobucket.com

gameshowhost		2012-05-09 10:58:35 PM

dletter: [www.sugarslam.com image 500x379]

Just remember you get the woman on the left in the morning.

*tags you as 'really gay', nttawwt*

Donnchadha		2012-05-09 10:59:21 PM

dletter: [www.sugarslam.com image 500x379]

Just remember you get the woman on the left in the morning.

I wouldn't complain.

GAT_00		2012-05-09 11:13:37 PM

dletter: [www.sugarslam.com image 500x379]

Just remember you get the woman on the left in the morning.

I kind of like the one on the left more. I've never liked excessive amounts of visible makeup.

EyeballKid		2012-05-10 12:27:49 AM

I knew those flirty glances I gave her photo on the Fark front page would work their magic!

ambercat		2012-05-10 12:28:30 AM

dletter: [www.sugarslam.com image 500x379]

Just remember you get the woman on the left in the morning.

I like the one on the left better. Righty has jokermouth.

EyeballKid		2012-05-10 12:29:34 AM

Shiat, I just called the Politics tab the front page. Wow, that's just a slight bit miserable.

Harry_Seldon		2012-05-10 12:29:48 AM

Donnchadha: dletter: [www.sugarslam.com image 500x379]

Just remember you get the woman on the left in the morning.

I wouldn't complain.

What's to complain about? She's adorable without the war paint.

Christian Bale		2012-05-10 12:33:32 AM

dletter: [www.sugarslam.com image 500x379]

Just remember you get the woman on the left in the morning.

No kidding. Without makeup she looks like Jessica Biel. The horror!

AverageAmericanGuy		2012-05-10 12:35:44 AM

It was probably because of that bastard Hermanos.

bel4sucks		2012-05-10 12:37:00 AM

gameshowhost: *tags you as 'really gay', nttawwt*

We know there's nothing wrong with being gay, you don't have to explain it every time you channel your inner 8 year old.

EyeballKid		2012-05-10 12:38:12 AM

AverageAmericanGuy: It was probably because of that bastard Hermanos.

Wrong show. You've made a huge mistake.

IMDWalrus		2012-05-10 12:39:05 AM

farkingismybusiness		2012-05-10 12:39:24 AM

I'm pissed. I should be watching Modern Family right now but my DVR farked it up.

titwrench		2012-05-10 12:40:28 AM

I'm on it!!!

Kurmudgeon		2012-05-10 12:45:03 AM

dletter: Just remember you get the woman on the left in the morning

Ok, was that supposed to be a trick question?
If you can only be around a woman when she's all made up, you don't deserve her respect or love.

EnderX		2012-05-10 12:47:12 AM

dletter: [www.sugarslam.com image 500x379]

Just remember you get the woman on the left in the morning.

Who stays til morning?

sfpfc		2012-05-10 12:48:10 AM

IMDWalrus: [3.bp.blogspot.com image 553x342]

you made me laugh bud, thanks for cheering me up, that image man, bahaha.

NateAsbestos		2012-05-10 12:51:13 AM

dletter: [www.sugarslam.com image 500x379]

Just remember you get the woman on the left in the morning.

I know, it's great right?

farkingismybusiness		2012-05-10 12:55:37 AM

sfpfc: IMDWalrus: [3.bp.blogspot.com image 553x342]

you made me laugh bud, thanks for cheering me up, that image man, bahaha.

Big laughs huh. Well, see you later!

goatleggedfellow		2012-05-10 01:10:58 AM

dletter: [www.sugarslam.com image 500x379]

Just remember you get the woman on the left in the morning.

I can do both.

walrusonion		2012-05-10 01:20:12 AM

dletter: [www.sugarslam.com image 500x379]

Just remember you get the woman on the left in the morning.

www.propmasters.net

"Love that Joker!"

bel4sucks		2012-05-10 01:31:19 AM

TheBeastOfYuccaFlats: that she probably has quite a temper

Dude she's a latina, most are very animated and passionate. You take the good with the bad.

UCFRoadWarrior		2012-05-10 01:49:39 AM

I would so nail Sofia Viagra

Crudbucket		2012-05-10 02:01:53 AM

bel4sucks: TheBeastOfYuccaFlats: that she probably has quite a temper

Dude she's a latina, most are very animated and passionate. You take the good with the bad.

You take them both and then you have the facts of life.

ReapTheChaos		2012-05-10 02:16:15 AM

She'd have to get a couple breast reduction surgeries before I'd consider it.

Smackledorfer		2012-05-10 02:16:49 AM

dletter: [www.sugarslam.com image 500x379]

Just remember you get the woman on the left in the morning.

Is the woman on the left supposed to scare me off?

Alphax		2012-05-10 02:48:01 AM

His loss.

(checks link) He's a stock broker? Fark him.

AustinFakir		2012-05-10 02:59:12 AM

dletter: Just remember you get the woman on the left in the morning.

I'm sure you speak from experience. You poor man, why don't you let us take her off your hands some morning. Fark is here to help. We'll work in shifts.

/Is it strange if I prefer the one on the left? The one on the right looks like she's going to ask where I get my wonderful toys, which would not be an unusual question, but it would be a little creepy to hear it from her.

7th Son of a 7th Son		2012-05-10 03:04:29 AM

ReapTheChaos: She'd have to get a couple breast reduction surgeries before I'd consider it.

farm3.static.flickr.com

DeltaPunch		2012-05-10 03:28:59 AM

I dunno know, she kinda looks like a hot Icelandic chick or something... I'm digging it.

cdn.babble.com

AverageAmericanGuy		2012-05-10 03:31:11 AM

DeltaPunch: I dunno know, she kinda looks like a hot Icelandic chick or something... I'm digging it.

[cdn.babble.com image 333x500]

Not bad looking.

She could definitely use some Botox on her forehead, though.

farkingismybusiness		2012-05-10 03:36:04 AM

AverageAmericanGuy: DeltaPunch: I dunno know, she kinda looks like a hot Icelandic chick or something... I'm digging it.

[cdn.babble.com image 333x500]

Not bad looking.

She could definitely use some Botox on her forehead, though.

You should see her butthole.

FuryOfFirestorm		2012-05-10 03:40:56 AM

farkingismybusiness: I'm pissed. I should be watching Modern Family right now but my DVR farked it up.

Hulu.com is your friend.

bel4sucks		2012-05-10 03:52:28 AM

FuryOfFirestorm: farkingismybusiness: I'm pissed. I should be watching Modern Family right now but my DVR farked it up.

Hulu.com is your friend.

It's probably not on there until tomorrow morning anyway. It's a good episode too

some_beer_drinker		2012-05-10 04:20:31 AM

DeltaPunch: I dunno know, she kinda looks like a hot Icelandic chick or something... I'm digging it.

[cdn.babble.com image 333x500]

that's not the same chick!

inkydoo		2012-05-10 06:22:55 AM

Subby owes me a new keyboard

Cinaed		2012-05-10 07:01:34 AM

dletter: [www.sugarslam.com image 500x379]

Just remember you get the woman on the left in the morning.

I suspect most men, and a fair number of women, would be all too happy to wake up to that every morning.

Hell, I think the images are equivalent, if not the 'before' more interesting than the 'make-up' shot.

rogue49		2012-05-10 07:20:02 AM

It's likely just another excuse for him not to run for politics his family is always gunning for...

Although, while I do not know about his long-term relationship rate,
I do admire his taste in women.

Ex-wife
www.postonpolitics.com

MAYORBOB		2012-05-10 07:26:50 AM

dletter: [www.sugarslam.com image 500x379]

Just remember you get the woman on the left in the morning.

Well, to be fair, the one on the left hasn't had her first coffee of the morning.

cdn.babble.com

/would gladly settle for one on the left.

The_Great_Hambino		2012-05-10 07:27:34 AM

dletter: [www.sugarslam.com image 500x379]

Just remember you get the woman on the left in the morning.

If the boobs, legs and ass are still there, fine by me.

exparrot		2012-05-10 07:32:30 AM

Communication issues? There's only so many ways she could interpret the motorboat sounds I would constantly be making.

theflatline		2012-05-10 07:32:44 AM

Sucks to be all of ya'' cause I am off to Colombia to marry my latina honey this coming monday.

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