Mighty Ducks of Anaheim respresentin'!
Rapmaster2000: Invasive = feral?/not pointing at subby, the article stated it//thought feral meant "formerly domesticated"
SDRR: Uh, are there un-feral ducks?
J. Frank Parnell: These aren't any ordinary ducks, they're the most foul, cruel, and bad-tempered avians you ever set eyes on.
Ow! That was my feelings!: Here's the nuisance du jour in Colorado.[upload.wikimedia.org image 220x242]
BackwardsHatClub: They should invite some Haitians into their neighborhood. It's not a coincidence that there are no muscovy ducks in South Florida's Haitian neighborhoods or that their local name is the "Haitian water chicken".
More_Like_A_Stain: Ow! That was my feelings!: Here's the nuisance du jour in Colorado.[upload.wikimedia.org image 220x242]Not a bad looking duck, as ducks go. This is a Muscovy duck;[nellstyz.co.za image 600x401]Not only are they ugly as the south end of a northbound cow, they're mean, aggressive, and continuous duty shiat pumps.
ZAZ: The obvious solution is to say they're protected along the Mexican border and delicious elsewhere.
Pilikia: [sp8.fotolog.com image 500x375]
JesusJuice: Just poison them...
Sticky Hands: but they are tasty, so if you "accidentally" kill one, you can dispose of the evidence.
More_Like_A_Stain: ZAZ: The obvious solution is to say they're protected along the Mexican border and delicious elsewhere.I've been told that they are not delicious at all. Instead they are tough, greasy and rather gamey tasting. But I have no actual knowledge of how they taste.
Zeno-25: Thanks, Migratory Bird Treaty Act of 1918, for protecting the rights of various overpopulated and invasive species to be shiatfactories and mean as hell. You are so relevant and helpful in this year of 2012.
Randomly: So you can shoot them in head but not with a gun?Bow hunting.There. I solved it .
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