FARK.com: (7096425) Report: Thousands of hot blooded foreigners voting in elections. Doesn't feel like the first time this has happened

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		Report: Thousands of hot blooded foreigners voting in elections. Doesn't feel like the first time this has happened (610wiod.com)		51
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Dusk-You-n-Me		2012-05-09 02:42:09 PM

Registered to vote != voting.

But why not have another drummed up voter fraud debate. It'd been five minutes.

Time Traveling Bunnies		2012-05-09 02:42:52 PM

That's cold as ice

Sin_City_Superhero		2012-05-09 02:47:13 PM

Foreigner can't vote in this country, can they?

Codenamechaz		2012-05-09 03:37:35 PM

Time Traveling Bunnies: That's cold as ice

The people doing the counting probably have double vision.

Time Traveling Bunnies		2012-05-09 03:44:06 PM

Codenamechaz: Time Traveling Bunnies: That's cold as ice

The people doing the counting probably have double vision.

They should probably see a doctor soon. It's urgent.

dahmers love zombie		2012-05-09 04:01:39 PM

Dusk-You-n-Me: Registered to vote != voting.

But why not have another drummed up voter fraud debate. It'd been five minutes.

It's just the right-wing playing head games.

downstairs		2012-05-09 04:12:14 PM

Double Voting? Playing head games with election officials? Who's got the inside information on this scam? Damn agent provocateurs!

Of course its Florida- unusual heat year round will cause people to do crazy things. Nothing the officials can do... can't slow them down.

downstairs		2012-05-09 04:13:50 PM

Also, regarding the band Foreigner... I just realized they have more greatest hits albums than actual studio albums.

The Onion is prophetic		2012-05-09 04:21:17 PM

You're hot-blooded... go ahead and check it... and see...

skullkrusher		2012-05-09 04:32:21 PM

Dusk-You-n-Me: Registered to vote != voting.

But why not have another drummed up voter fraud debate. It'd been five minutes.

We're relying on the foreigners to be lazy foreigners and not making it to the polling place?

RedPhoenix122		2012-05-09 04:33:28 PM

Time Traveling Bunnies: Codenamechaz: Time Traveling Bunnies: That's cold as ice

The people doing the counting probably have double vision.

They should probably see a doctor soon. It's urgent.

They did. That was yesterday.

Headso		2012-05-09 04:34:23 PM

I am curious if they are running a fever and what their temperature is?

Time Traveling Bunnies		2012-05-09 04:37:11 PM

RedPhoenix122: Time Traveling Bunnies: Codenamechaz: Time Traveling Bunnies: That's cold as ice

The people doing the counting probably have double vision.

They should probably see a doctor soon. It's urgent.

They did. That was yesterday.

Man I need someone to help keep me updated on these things. Say you will.

skullkrusher		2012-05-09 04:37:31 PM

Headso: I am curious if they are running a fever and what their temperature is?

si and MUY CALIENTE!

kobrakai		2012-05-09 04:41:48 PM

Oh. We're making Foreigner jokes?

Black Sheep.

Kuta		2012-05-09 04:42:14 PM

Check it and see.

RedPhoenix122		2012-05-09 04:43:16 PM

Time Traveling Bunnies: RedPhoenix122: Time Traveling Bunnies: Codenamechaz: Time Traveling Bunnies: That's cold as ice

The people doing the counting probably have double vision.

They should probably see a doctor soon. It's urgent.

They did. That was yesterday.

Man I need someone to help keep me updated on these things. Say you will.

Sure, I'll be your jukebox hero.

downstairs		2012-05-09 04:45:24 PM

Bueno, yo soy de sangre caliente, comprobarlo y ver
Tengo una fiebre de ciento tres
Vamos nena, haces más que bailar?
Soy de sangre caliente, soy de sangre caliente

BarkingUnicorn		2012-05-09 04:48:35 PM

I wonder how people are selected for investigation.

Pro Zack		2012-05-09 04:49:53 PM

Codenamechaz: Time Traveling Bunnies: That's cold as ice

The people doing the counting probably have double vision.

www.mediabistro.com

(the people counting)

dr.zaeus		2012-05-09 04:49:55 PM

RedPhoenix122: Time Traveling Bunnies: RedPhoenix122: Time Traveling Bunnies: Codenamechaz: Time Traveling Bunnies: That's cold as ice

The people doing the counting probably have double vision.

They should probably see a doctor soon. It's urgent.

They did. That was yesterday.

Man I need someone to help keep me updated on these things. Say you will.

Sure, I'll be your jukebox hero.

images.wikia.com

/red hot

GodsTumor		2012-05-09 04:50:18 PM

They are all trying to vote for that foreigner Rubio!

soy_bomb		2012-05-09 04:55:22 PM

Dusk-You-n-Me: Registered to vote != voting.
But why not have another drummed up voter fraud debate. It'd been five minutes.

If you are registered, what is to stop you from showing up at the polling location and actually voting? Can't be the fear of prosecution.

BSABSVR		2012-05-09 04:55:33 PM

BarkingUnicorn: I wonder how people are selected for investigation.

FLIR scans that show them with a body temp of 103.

Vlad_the_Inaner		2012-05-09 04:58:07 PM

Sin_City_Superhero: Foreigner can't vote in this country, can they?

Apparently they have to pay a $50 fee and sign a piece of paper at the Post Office.

/sounds like a good investment to me
//hovercraft is full of eels

Headso		2012-05-09 04:58:23 PM

soy_bomb: Dusk-You-n-Me: Registered to vote != voting.
But why not have another drummed up voter fraud debate. It'd been five minutes.

If you are registered, what is to stop you from showing up at the polling location and actually voting? Can't be the fear of prosecution.

Who are these people willing to commit a federal felony so they can give 1 more vote to the democratic party? Do people think the democrats are really that awesome?

A Dark Evil Omen		2012-05-09 04:58:40 PM

Boy, this sure Feels Like The First Time a BS voter fraud issue has been drummed up. I Can't Wait to see what kind of The Damage Is Done by these Juke Box Heroes with their Inside Information.

Uh... Flesh Wound.

skullkrusher		2012-05-09 04:59:36 PM

Headso: soy_bomb: Dusk-You-n-Me: Registered to vote != voting.
But why not have another drummed up voter fraud debate. It'd been five minutes.

If you are registered, what is to stop you from showing up at the polling location and actually voting? Can't be the fear of prosecution.

Who are these people willing to commit a federal felony so they can give 1 more vote to the democratic party? Do people think the democrats are really that awesome?

why do you assume foreigners in Miami-Dade county (read, Cubans) are voting Democratic?

soy_bomb		2012-05-09 05:02:09 PM

Headso: Who are these people willing to commit a federal felony so they can give 1 more vote to the democratic party?

The ones that already illegally registered to vote? Just a guess...

hourheroyes		2012-05-09 05:02:19 PM

Headso: soy_bomb: Dusk-You-n-Me: Registered to vote != voting.
But why not have another drummed up voter fraud debate. It'd been five minutes.

If you are registered, what is to stop you from showing up at the polling location and actually voting? Can't be the fear of prosecution.

Who are these people willing to commit a federal felony so they can give 1 more vote to the democratic party? Do people think the democrats are really that awesome?

Well the democrats are using your tax dollars to abort their anchor babies so ... wait ... I think I got my right wing scare points confused.

whidbey		2012-05-09 05:03:37 PM

Subby's a Dirty White Boy*

*the ONLY song I like by Foreigner

Headso		2012-05-09 05:04:58 PM

skullkrusher: Headso: soy_bomb: Dusk-You-n-Me: Registered to vote != voting.
But why not have another drummed up voter fraud debate. It'd been five minutes.

If you are registered, what is to stop you from showing up at the polling location and actually voting? Can't be the fear of prosecution.

Who are these people willing to commit a federal felony so they can give 1 more vote to the democratic party? Do people think the democrats are really that awesome?

why do you assume foreigners in Miami-Dade county (read, Cubans) are voting Democratic?

That would be even crazier!

I am curious what the percentage of Cubans who are not citizens is because they have a dif path than other people in the same ~~boat~~ VW beetle strapped with 50 gallon drums.

LordJiro		2012-05-09 05:11:09 PM

As long as that farker Chad stays the hell away.

I alone am best		2012-05-09 05:16:57 PM

Headso: soy_bomb: Dusk-You-n-Me: Registered to vote != voting.
But why not have another drummed up voter fraud debate. It'd been five minutes.

If you are registered, what is to stop you from showing up at the polling location and actually voting? Can't be the fear of prosecution.

Who are these people willing to commit a federal felony so they can give 1 more vote to the democratic party? Do people think the democrats are really that awesome?

They probably don't even know what they are doing is not legal. They were allowed to register.

RedPhoenix122		2012-05-09 05:18:00 PM

I alone am best: Headso: soy_bomb: Dusk-You-n-Me: Registered to vote != voting.
But why not have another drummed up voter fraud debate. It'd been five minutes.

If you are registered, what is to stop you from showing up at the polling location and actually voting? Can't be the fear of prosecution.

Who are these people willing to commit a federal felony so they can give 1 more vote to the democratic party? Do people think the democrats are really that awesome?

They probably don't even know what they are doing is not legal. They were allowed to register.

Besides, this is Florida, I thought they liked to make their elections illegal.

Spaced Lion		2012-05-09 05:26:14 PM

Screw Foreigner, I want a Cannibal Corpse belt.

GitOffaMyLawn		2012-05-09 05:26:42 PM

Your crazy-ass fear-mongering strawman false equivalency AM talk radio show web site sucks.

/ any radio station that has two hours of Glen Beck daily sucks

Needlessly Complicated		2012-05-09 05:32:19 PM

Where's stoparrestingme when you need him?

/I bet he knows what love is.....

Fista-Phobia		2012-05-09 05:44:55 PM

Came for Foreigner Belt. Leaving satisfied.

PirateKing		2012-05-09 05:51:33 PM

This is just head games to heat up the blood of those dirty white boys in the republican party.

bootman		2012-05-09 05:52:22 PM

Voter registration fraud ~= coupon counterfeiting. Mostly an annoyance, silly waste of time.

Voting fraud ~= penny counterfeiting. So dumb it almost never happens. Little to no benefit, the penalties are severe.

yert		2012-05-09 05:53:25 PM

LordJiro: As long as that farker Chad stays the hell away.

He should be hung

Krymson Tyde		2012-05-09 06:07:16 PM

dr.zaeus: RedPhoenix122: Time Traveling Bunnies: RedPhoenix122: Time Traveling Bunnies: Codenamechaz: Time Traveling Bunnies: That's cold as ice

The people doing the counting probably have double vision.

They should probably see a doctor soon. It's urgent.

They did. That was yesterday.

Man I need someone to help keep me updated on these things. Say you will.

Sure, I'll be your jukebox hero.

/red hot

Foreigner sucks and you should all be ashamed of yourselves.

Britney Spear's Speculum		2012-05-09 06:08:12 PM

One suspected noncitizen voter has been registered for about 40 years, CBS4 found.

So this means Sarah Palin is automatically president, and Obama AND Soros have to go be janitors in Cuba

hasty ambush		2012-05-09 06:17:18 PM

Democrat voter registration drive-no ID required.

farm3.static.flickr.com

theknuckler_33		2012-05-09 06:55:01 PM

downstairs: Also, regarding the band Foreigner... I just realized they have more greatest hits albums than actual studio albums.

I saw them in '88. Joe Walsh opened up for them. Was a friggin' great double-bill. Joe came out and played Juke Box Hero with them as the final encore.

/csb
//my lawn, etc.

jjorsett		2012-05-09 07:49:35 PM

Sabyen91		2012-05-09 10:47:12 PM

jjorsett: [i48.tinypic.com image 300x450]

What a horrible thing to put on a sign!

/Really? Where are you going with this?

UCFRoadWarrior		2012-05-10 01:47:44 AM

DNC wants 4eigners to vote. Urgent. They don't wanna live without their vote

Fart_Machine		2012-05-10 02:11:11 AM

dr.zaeus: RedPhoenix122: Time Traveling Bunnies: RedPhoenix122: Time Traveling Bunnies: Codenamechaz: Time Traveling Bunnies: That's cold as ice

The people doing the counting probably have double vision.

They should probably see a doctor soon. It's urgent.

They did. That was yesterday.

Man I need someone to help keep me updated on these things. Say you will.

Sure, I'll be your jukebox hero.

[images.wikia.com image 640x480]

/red hot

Came for the ATHF reference. Left satisfied.

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