give me doughnuts: A waste of Star Metal! It should be forged in blades!
Magorn: I've seen this opera. It doesn't turn out well in the end
slayer199: One ring to rule wed them all.
neversubmit: One ring to rule wed them all.
J. Frank Parnell: Really loses a good amount of romantic significance that it was his own wedding ring, and not one for his wife or partner.Cool ring nonetheless.
oldfarthenry: Here's a picture of the knife he made to cut the wedding cake:[i149.photobucket.com image 425x319]
KrispyKritter: Nice consolation prize for when his lusty sweet wifes hot thighs freeze over except for baby making and she looks at him like a paycheck with feet.
groppet: I would have been impressed if he forged a cock ring from it
CruJones: So he spent five days for an average looking ring? Could the article at least tell me what it's made of?No thanks.
FarknGroovn: oldfarthenry: Here's a picture of the knife he made to cut the wedding cake:[i149.photobucket.com image 425x319]Keyboard. Soda. Etc.
WhippingBoy: "Cool" would be not getting married in the first place.
theorellior: Can any metallurgist Farkers in the crowd tell me whether the nickel present in meteoric iron will prevent it from turning his finger red or will this thing just rust and stain everything he touches?
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