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(Digital Spy)   Anna Faris: "I probably won't star in Scary Movie 5." She should have thought of that four Scary Movies ago   (digitalspy.com ) divider line
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2012-05-09 03:03:29 PM  
Oh yeah, Scary Movie. The lesser Wayans Bros spoofing the Scream movies without a hint of irony that they were spoofing a spoof.

I heart Anna Faris though. She's a cutie with good comedic timing and that makes her extra hot. Like Jules in Psych. She should go back to the black hair though.
 
2012-05-09 03:11:43 PM  
I know right! Who wants to see more Anna Faris anyway?

static.thehollywoodgossip.com
 
2012-05-09 05:29:03 PM  

CJHardin: I know right! Who wants to see more Anna Faris anyway?

[static.thehollywoodgossip.com image 360x480]


I'd like to see more of her body. Less of her face since she surgically photoshopped all the normal features away.
 
2012-05-09 05:30:37 PM  

Mugato: She should go back to the black hair though.


She has

cache.daylife.com
 
2012-05-09 05:31:30 PM  
I thought the first one was kinda funny
 
2012-05-09 05:31:31 PM  
She's right. She'll have a bit part with a sentence or two in a flashback scene.
 
2012-05-09 05:36:18 PM  
I liked the first Scary Movie, but it was Scary Movie 3 that really grew on me and is my favorite.
 
2012-05-09 05:40:01 PM  
There are 5 installments of this now? Ugh.
 
2012-05-09 05:40:08 PM  
The only one I didn't like was SM 2, and she has been funny in other movies and shows. That one where she's a playboy bunny in college is surprisingly funny.
 
2012-05-09 05:42:34 PM  

vrax: I liked the first Scary Movie, but it was Scary Movie 3 that really grew on me and is my favorite.


This.
 
2012-05-09 05:43:35 PM  
I liked all of them. And Lord would I like to bend her over a couch and disappoint her for three minutes.
 
2012-05-09 05:59:52 PM  

Satanic_Hamster: I liked all of them. And Lord would I like to bend her over a couch and disappoint her for three minutes.


Well listen to Marathon Man over here!
 
2012-05-09 06:00:06 PM  
She's sold me on her ability since Smiley Face.

I really like that she has no problem looking bad for the joke. I can respect that in an actor.
 
2012-05-09 06:06:08 PM  
She looked better before the fake boobs.
 
2012-05-09 06:06:20 PM  
She's been the best part of a lot of very bad movies (she made Smiley Face watchable which should put her in contention for some type of award)
 
2012-05-09 06:09:02 PM  

Satanic_Hamster: I liked all of them. And Lord would I like to bend her over a couch and disappoint her for three minutes.


i49.tinypic.com
"Why'd you stop mother farker?!"
 
2012-05-09 06:14:55 PM  

Serial: She looked better before the fake boobs.


+1
 
2012-05-09 06:26:23 PM  

Serial: She looked better before the fake boobs.


Picky, picky, picky. She still looks good. Although I wouldn't pull an Observe and Report on her. I just want my calls returned.
 
2012-05-09 06:58:59 PM  

Serial: She looked better before the fake boobs.


I could care less about fake boobs on women I'll never be with. so I don't mind them on an actress (unless they are displayed in such ways that you see ugly scars/wonky shapes), but inflated lips almost always look terrible. Once an actress goes over that line and appears freakish, immediate "do not want" ensues, and it's almost always a one way transition.
 
2012-05-09 07:12:08 PM  

omeganuepsilon: Serial: She looked better before the fake boobs.

I could care less about fake boobs on women I'll never be with. so I don't mind them on an actress (unless they are displayed in such ways that you see ugly scars/wonky shapes), but inflated lips almost always look terrible. Once an actress goes over that line and appears freakish, immediate "do not want" ensues, and it's almost always a one way transition.


Yeah, I could be wrong but Jennifer Lawrence looks like she already has just a hint of the fish lips thing going on. Which would be sad at her age and hotness. As you said, it's a slippery slope.

I'm wondering if there's something diabolical in play from the cosmetic surgery industry in Hollywood circles...what if scouts go out and mingle at these celeb parties and casually drop lines like, "You would look great with fuller lips...I know this doctor.. here's his card"..and then get a commission on a 'sale'.

No evidence to that, actually...but there's definitely something "fishy" going on...
 
2012-05-09 07:13:04 PM  
At this point, the damage is done. Just do another Scary Movie. Do another five.
 
2012-05-09 07:19:28 PM  
Ahh yes, Anna Faris, she usually brings all the Studmans to the yard.
 
2012-05-09 07:29:41 PM  
i286.photobucket.com

Whenever i think of the Scary Movie flicks, I always thnk back to this scene.
 
2012-05-09 07:33:46 PM  
For the last two years I had cable, Scary Movie 4 was on Comedy Central at least once EVERY weekend.

Every farking weekend.
 
2012-05-09 07:43:22 PM  

skinink: Picky, picky, picky. She still looks good. Although I wouldn't pull an Observe and Report on her. I just want my calls returned.


I'm not saying she's not hot. I'm just not a fan of fake boobs.
 
2012-05-09 07:51:44 PM  
I laughed my ass off at SM2....but then again that's back when I was smoking a lot of weed.

/beep boop
//Hiawatha!
 
2012-05-09 07:59:00 PM  
Translation: "I know longer need an ongoing role in this tired, hackneyed film series, as by playing the lead in 'The House Bunny' I have now become a legitimate, respected actress."
 
2012-05-09 08:04:30 PM  
SM3 love? Thanks, Vrax and Kornchex... eases the pain of subby's headline.
 
2012-05-09 08:06:28 PM  
If you farking mouthbreathers would stop seeing those movies, they would stop making those movies.
 
2012-05-09 08:12:18 PM  
These movies have stars? I call bullshiat.
 
2012-05-09 08:18:51 PM  
she was hotter before all the plastic surgery
 
2012-05-09 08:25:17 PM  
She really messed up her face...
 
2012-05-09 08:34:05 PM  
Good points of Scary Movie 3: Leslie Neilson and Charlie Sheen
Bad points: any scene they weren't in.
 
2012-05-09 08:39:44 PM  

zvoidx: omeganuepsilon: Serial: She looked better before the fake boobs.

I could care less about fake boobs on women I'll never be with. so I don't mind them on an actress (unless they are displayed in such ways that you see ugly scars/wonky shapes), but inflated lips almost always look terrible. Once an actress goes over that line and appears freakish, immediate "do not want" ensues, and it's almost always a one way transition.

Yeah, I could be wrong but Jennifer Lawrence looks like she already has just a hint of the fish lips thing going on. Which would be sad at her age and hotness. As you said, it's a slippery slope.

I'm wondering if there's something diabolical in play from the cosmetic surgery industry in Hollywood circles...what if scouts go out and mingle at these celeb parties and casually drop lines like, "You would look great with fuller lips...I know this doctor.. here's his card"..and then get a commission on a 'sale'.

No evidence to that, actually...but there's definitely something "fishy" going on...


Surgery, scientology, either way, there is something to that, not conspiracy, but recruiting.

Oh, and teeth. Celebrities spending the money they do, you think they could get a customized set and not the typical overly straight and large Day-Glo-White Mr. Ed chompers that set off the creepy alarm when you notice them.

So many alterations fail miserably at subtle "fix" that it can be just plain sad when it happens to your celeb of choice.
 
2012-05-09 08:51:58 PM  
Ahhhhh she went and got fake tits. So sad. She has the kind of pixie face and body that go so well with small tits.

For shame Anna Fairs.
 
2012-05-09 08:53:32 PM  
Fine by me.

Now if we can only talk her into staring in "Masturbating Blondes" or "Anna Rides A Sybian".
 
2012-05-09 08:54:56 PM  

Bondith: Good points of Scary Movie 3: Leslie Neilson and Charlie Sheen
Bad points: any scene they weren't in.


Hell no! Are you high?!

Mahalik: I heard Jamal from 90th street watched that tape last week and this mornin' he woke up dead!
CJ: How the hell do you wake up dead?
Mahalik: Cause' you're alive when you go to sleep.
CJ: So you're telling me you can go to bed dead and wake up alive?
Mahalik: You can't go to bed dead! That shiat would've been redundant.
CJ: No it would'nt cause' you can go to bed and not be dead, and you can die and not be in the bed.
Mahalik: But you are in the bed. That's how you wake up dead in the first place fool!
CJ: Damn! that's some quantum shiat right there man! You should be teaching classes!
 
2012-05-09 08:59:31 PM  
Whatever movie Chris Elliott was in with the gimpy hand - that's my favorite. The part where he's trying to save the guy hanging on the roof and he sticks out his shriveled fingers and yells "it's my STRONG arm!" cracks me up every time.
 
2012-05-09 09:01:48 PM  

seancakes: [i286.photobucket.com image 640x400]

Whenever i think of the Scary Movie flicks, I always thnk back to this scene.


That's some fine brickwork there.
 
2012-05-09 09:10:22 PM  

Lsherm: Whatever movie Chris Elliott was in with the gimpy hand - that's my favorite. The part where he's trying to save the guy hanging on the roof and he sticks out his shriveled fingers and yells "it's my STRONG arm!" cracks me up every time.


That's 2. Nahh mean?!
 
2012-05-09 09:23:16 PM  

Primum: Ahhhhh she went and got fake tits


Did she really? That sucks. Women! Do not do this!
 
2012-05-09 09:37:00 PM  

Whatthefark: Fine by me.

Now if we can only talk her into staring in "Masturbating Blondes" or "Anna Rides A Sybian".


She has to wait until I change my name to Adam Sybian.
 
2012-05-09 09:38:03 PM  
Yep, she's on my list of women I'd like to see naked.
 
2012-05-09 09:44:04 PM  
Which one had Tim Curry? That was the best one, because he is the best.
 
2012-05-09 10:04:19 PM  
She's no Meryl Streep, but she's defiantly this generations,,,, umm,,, well, I got nothin.
 
2012-05-09 10:09:53 PM  

ununcle: She's no Meryl Streep, but she's defiantly this generations ,,,,,umm.....I got nothin Madeline Kahn



Does that work for you?
 
2012-05-09 10:16:17 PM  

vrax: Hell no! Are you high?!


Hells yeah CJ and Mahalik
 
2012-05-09 10:26:45 PM  

Apos: ununcle: She's no Meryl Streep, but she's defiantly this generations ,,,,,umm.....I got nothin Madeline Kahn


Does that work for you?


No. That doesn't work for me at all. Madeline Kahn was my generations Madeline Kahn. I actually like Ferris, but she's no Madeline Kahn. Maddy, (I call her Maddy) gave me more wood then most of the sex symbols of her day. Ferris doesn't do that at all.
 
2012-05-09 10:47:58 PM  

ununcle: Apos: ununcle: She's no Meryl Streep, but she's defiantly this generations ,,,,,umm.....I got nothin Madeline Kahn


Does that work for you?

No. That doesn't work for me at all. Madeline Kahn was my generations Madeline Kahn. I actually like Ferris, but she's no Madeline Kahn. Maddy, (I call her Maddy) gave me more wood then most of the sex symbols of her day. Ferris doesn't do that at all.



Fair enough. Would a Phyllis Diller comparison be more to your liking?
 
2012-05-09 10:52:17 PM  

Son of Streak: Whatthefark: Fine by me.

Now if we can only talk her into staring in "Masturbating Blondes" or "Anna Rides A Sybian".

She has to wait until I change my name to Adam Sybian.


lol!
 
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