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(Joe The Peacock)   Maybe gay marriage dodged a bullet - check out the bizarre laws in North Carolina for legalized marriage for first cousins   (joethepeacock.blogspot.com) divider line 21
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2012-05-09 02:18:35 PM
4 votes:
I visited a cousin in North Carolina and, without thinking, shared a can of Skoal while watching "Smokey and the Bandit" on laserdisc and, bang, under the law we were married.

Sex with her? Sure. Marrying her? A *Jimmie Johnson Fan*? I'd sooner take my Skynryd cassettes and trade 'em all in for Snoopy Piddy Man or whatever his name is.
2012-05-09 02:13:59 PM
4 votes:
I have both male and female first cousins in North Carolina, but voters have said I can only marry the females. farking intolerant pricks, who the fark are you to stand in the way of a family's love?
2012-05-09 02:20:40 PM
3 votes:

rpm: A question I've seen brought up elsewhere - does this also effectively outlaw divorce? Or more accurately, getting remarried after divorce / death. It says one man / one woman, not at a time. Marry once, you've used up your shot at it.


I prefer to read it as, once one man and one woman are married, that's it. There can only be one married couple in the state at a time.

Failing that, what happens if a brave gay couple legally changed their names to "One Man" and "One Woman"?
2012-05-09 02:10:55 PM
3 votes:
Jesus Christ U.S.A just legalize Gay Marriage so us Canadians don't have to hear about it anymore.
2012-05-09 03:15:22 PM
2 votes:

Dinjiin: pxsteel: XX+XX does not equal XX+XY
XY+XY does not equal XX+XY


It does when X and Y = 1

XY + XY = XX + XY

1*1 + 1*1 = 1*1 + 1*1
1 + 1 = 1 + 1
2 = 2


Algeburn
2012-05-09 02:51:03 PM
2 votes:

pxsteel: alowishus: The arguments people use against gay marriage are essentially the same arguments that people use against cousin marriage, e.g., it's gross, it's not normal, it's against my religion.

In both cases they are bullshiat arguments.

XX+XX does not equal XX+XY
XY+XY does not equal XX+XY


20 + 20 = 40
That's 'XL' not 'XY'
2012-05-09 02:38:15 PM
2 votes:

ontariolightning: aevert: ontariolightning: Big Man On Campus: ontariolightning: Jesus Christ U.S.A just legalize Gay Marriage so us Canadians don't have to hear about it anymore.

I'll go for that if you guys legalize firearm ownership.

It's win win, we both gain freedoms.

Canadians have more guns per capita than the U.S

You Sure? Link

I guess Michael Moore deceived me

It came from his mouth


Wait, something came out of his mouth?
2012-05-09 02:23:17 PM
2 votes:

ontariolightning: Big Man On Campus: ontariolightning: Jesus Christ U.S.A just legalize Gay Marriage so us Canadians don't have to hear about it anymore.

I'll go for that if you guys legalize firearm ownership.

It's win win, we both gain freedoms.

Canadians have more guns per capita than the U.S


The US has almost enough guns for everyone. (~90 for every 100 people)
In Canada the ratio is about 30 for every 100,
You have to share everything because you are a bunch of pinko socialists.
2012-05-09 05:59:48 PM
1 votes:

JackieRabbit: The language of new law is vague and can be interpreted to mean that opposite sex cohabiting couples are in violation of it.


Do you really think the Falwellistas who pushed this abomination are troubled by this?
2012-05-09 05:19:51 PM
1 votes:

Sticky Hands: ontariolightning: alowishus: The arguments people use against gay marriage are essentially the same arguments that people use against cousin marriage, e.g., it's gross, it's not normal, it's against my religion.

In both cases they are bullshiat arguments.

its fine if you marry someone unrelated .. but marrying your first cousin is pretty disgusting

I don't know, some of my cousins have some hot cousins.


All my cousins have at least one hot cousin.
2012-05-09 03:22:44 PM
1 votes:

TwilightZone: pxsteel:XX+XX does not equal XX+XY
XY+XY does not equal XX+XY

Nobody told me there was going to be math.


Does this mean that gays cannot solve for x in North Carolina now?
2012-05-09 02:48:02 PM
1 votes:
i14.photobucket.com
2012-05-09 02:45:20 PM
1 votes:

nyseattitude: [1.bp.blogspot.com image 200x197]


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2012-05-09 02:35:38 PM
1 votes:

quatchi: [i293.photobucket.com image 640x512]


Every time I see that picture, I wonder what royal family they are from.
2012-05-09 02:28:47 PM
1 votes:

BigLuca: First cousins don't marry in North Carolina anyway. That's what they made South Carolina for.


download.lardlad.com
2012-05-09 02:27:51 PM
1 votes:
At first I was like: man, NC is getting a lot of hate.

But then I was like: hey, everyone is talking about my state. Awesome!
2012-05-09 02:21:07 PM
1 votes:
"Welcome to North Carolina. The Largest Mental Institution in the United States!"
2012-05-09 02:19:42 PM
1 votes:
i.imgur.com
2012-05-09 02:17:20 PM
1 votes:

kregh99: The banjos... can you hear the banjos?


PADDLE FASTER!!!!!
2012-05-09 02:14:10 PM
1 votes:
Sure you can marry your cousin, just not your gay cousin.
2012-05-09 02:09:46 PM
1 votes:
The banjos... can you hear the banjos?
 
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