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(Joe The Peacock)   Maybe gay marriage dodged a bullet - check out the bizarre laws in North Carolina for legalized marriage for first cousins   (joethepeacock.blogspot.com) divider line 164
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2012-05-09 02:09:46 PM
The banjos... can you hear the banjos?
 
2012-05-09 02:10:55 PM
Jesus Christ U.S.A just legalize Gay Marriage so us Canadians don't have to hear about it anymore.
 
2012-05-09 02:11:27 PM
First cousins don't marry in North Carolina anyway. That's what they made South Carolina for.
 
2012-05-09 02:12:05 PM
ontariolightning: Jesus Christ U.S.A just legalize Gay Marriage so us Canadians don't have to hear about it anymore.

I'll go for that if you guys legalize firearm ownership.

It's win win, we both gain freedoms.
 
2012-05-09 02:12:16 PM
Coastal Carolina is in South Carolina. Otherwise, the article nailed it.
 
2012-05-09 02:12:20 PM
What is really shiatty about the North Carolina law is that gay marriage was *already* illegal.

This new amendment made it clear that couples had no rights. In other words, no civil unions or any other kind of legal protection either for anyone who wasn't married.
 
2012-05-09 02:12:21 PM
ontariolightning: Jesus Christ U.S.A just legalize Gay Marriage so us Canadians don't have to hear about it anymore.

Keep electing Harper and see how long you have gay marriage and public healthcare.
 
2012-05-09 02:12:23 PM
This country gets wackier by the day second.
 
2012-05-09 02:12:31 PM
Most (if not all) of these laws have long since been invalidated by courts but still sit on the books.
 
2012-05-09 02:12:51 PM
 
2012-05-09 02:13:18 PM
Big Man On Campus: ontariolightning: Jesus Christ U.S.A just legalize Gay Marriage so us Canadians don't have to hear about it anymore.

I'll go for that if you guys legalize firearm ownership.

It's win win, we both gain freedoms.


Canadians have more guns per capita than the U.S
 
2012-05-09 02:13:59 PM
I have both male and female first cousins in North Carolina, but voters have said I can only marry the females. farking intolerant pricks, who the fark are you to stand in the way of a family's love?
 
2012-05-09 02:14:10 PM
Sure you can marry your cousin, just not your gay cousin.
 
2012-05-09 02:14:17 PM
Big Man On Campus: ontariolightning: Jesus Christ U.S.A just legalize Gay Marriage so us Canadians don't have to hear about it anymore.

I'll go for that if you guys legalize firearm ownership.

It's win win, we both gain freedoms.


You can own guns you just can't conceal carry
 
2012-05-09 02:14:28 PM
Carth: ontariolightning: Jesus Christ U.S.A just legalize Gay Marriage so us Canadians don't have to hear about it anymore.

Keep electing Harper and see how long you have gay marriage and public healthcare.


Won't happen. Harper knows the second he goes after gay marriage and public healthcare he is a done man.

He is a douche but he's a smart douche.
 
2012-05-09 02:15:39 PM
BigLuca: First cousins don't marry in North Carolina anyway. That's what they made South Carolina for.

They would riot if you passed these sort of laws there. And good lord, don't thread on their right with their sisters.

Joking aside though, I do support rights to whatever sexual partner you want just so long as both parties consent. Incest or no incest.
 
2012-05-09 02:16:26 PM
intobolivian.files.wordpress.com
 
2012-05-09 02:16:36 PM
Obviously the solution is that gay couples should say they are first cousins and that they are affirmatively allowed to marry by state law.
 
2012-05-09 02:17:20 PM
kregh99: The banjos... can you hear the banjos?

PADDLE FASTER!!!!!
 
rpm
2012-05-09 02:17:49 PM
vernonFL: What is really shiatty about the North Carolina law is that gay marriage was *already* illegal.

This new amendment made it clear that couples had no rights. In other words, no civil unions or any other kind of legal protection either for anyone who wasn't married.


A question I've seen brought up elsewhere - does this also effectively outlaw divorce? Or more accurately, getting remarried after divorce / death. It says one man / one woman, not at a time. Marry once, you've used up your shot at it.
 
2012-05-09 02:18:01 PM
The butthurt when the Supreme Court strikes down these laws will be epic. It's probably what the backers are counting on. Fleece the rubes to get an overly broad, poorly written, unconstitutional law passed, then fleece them a second time when the law gets struck down.
 
2012-05-09 02:18:09 PM
Genju: It's ok; there's enough biodiversity

Exactly -- thanks to the law that makes sure they only have sex in the missionary position!
 
2012-05-09 02:18:35 PM
I visited a cousin in North Carolina and, without thinking, shared a can of Skoal while watching "Smokey and the Bandit" on laserdisc and, bang, under the law we were married.

Sex with her? Sure. Marrying her? A *Jimmie Johnson Fan*? I'd sooner take my Skynryd cassettes and trade 'em all in for Snoopy Piddy Man or whatever his name is.
 
2012-05-09 02:18:59 PM
I call bullshiat on half of the claims in the article. Mostly because none of it, except for the marrying of cousins, is listed in the State Statues pertaining to marriage.
 
2012-05-09 02:19:24 PM
BigLuca: First cousins don't marry in North Carolina anyway. That's what they made South Carolina West Virginia for.

FTFY
 
2012-05-09 02:19:40 PM
Gay bad. Incest good.
 
2012-05-09 02:19:42 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2012-05-09 02:20:06 PM
Ablejack: Sure you can marry your cousin, just not your gay cousin.

Someone has Facebook I see. That picture is all over. I got called "close-minded" for "criticizing people standing up for what they believe in" because I said this amendment was embarrassing and bigoted. Osama Bin Laden stood up for what he believed in. So did Hitler. Should I not criticize them?
 
2012-05-09 02:20:08 PM
i293.photobucket.com
 
2012-05-09 02:20:36 PM
The arguments people use against gay marriage are essentially the same arguments that people use against cousin marriage, e.g., it's gross, it's not normal, it's against my religion.

In both cases they are bullshiat arguments.
 
2012-05-09 02:20:40 PM
rpm: A question I've seen brought up elsewhere - does this also effectively outlaw divorce? Or more accurately, getting remarried after divorce / death. It says one man / one woman, not at a time. Marry once, you've used up your shot at it.

I prefer to read it as, once one man and one woman are married, that's it. There can only be one married couple in the state at a time.

Failing that, what happens if a brave gay couple legally changed their names to "One Man" and "One Woman"?
 
2012-05-09 02:21:07 PM
"Welcome to North Carolina. The Largest Mental Institution in the United States!"
 
2012-05-09 02:21:14 PM
gojirast: BigLuca: First cousins don't marry in North Carolina anyway. That's what they made South Carolina West Virginia Arkansas for.

FTFY
 
2012-05-09 02:21:59 PM
Twenty states unconditionally allow marriage between first cousins. Another six allow it under certain circumstances, which usually involve advanced age or infertility.

It is thus the minority of states that ban marriage between first cousins unconditionally.
 
2012-05-09 02:22:15 PM
Mr. Coffee Nerves: I visited a cousin in North Carolina and, without thinking, shared a can of Skoal while watching "Smokey and the Bandit" on laserdisc and, bang, under the law we were married.

Sex with her? Sure. Marrying her? A *Jimmie Johnson Fan*? I'd sooner take my Skynryd cassettes and trade 'em all in for Snoopy Piddy Man or whatever his name is.


Win. Nothing but net.
 
2012-05-09 02:22:17 PM
alowishus: The arguments people use against gay marriage are essentially the same arguments that people use against cousin marriage, e.g., it's gross, it's not normal, it's against my religion.

In both cases they are bullshiat arguments.


its fine if you marry someone unrelated .. but marrying your first cousin is pretty disgusting
 
2012-05-09 02:22:26 PM
yeah, NC is the only state with dumb laws...

http://www.dumblaws.com/
 
2012-05-09 02:22:30 PM
ontariolightning: Big Man On Campus: ontariolightning: Jesus Christ U.S.A just legalize Gay Marriage so us Canadians don't have to hear about it anymore.

I'll go for that if you guys legalize firearm ownership.

It's win win, we both gain freedoms.

Canadians have more guns per capita than the U.S


You Sure? Link
 
2012-05-09 02:22:55 PM
Genju: gojirast: BigLuca: First cousins don't marry in North Carolina anyway. That's what they made South Carolina West Virginia Arkansas for.

Marriage between first cousins is prohibited unconditionally in both West Virginia and Arkansas.
 
2012-05-09 02:23:17 PM
ontariolightning: Big Man On Campus: ontariolightning: Jesus Christ U.S.A just legalize Gay Marriage so us Canadians don't have to hear about it anymore.

I'll go for that if you guys legalize firearm ownership.

It's win win, we both gain freedoms.

Canadians have more guns per capita than the U.S


The US has almost enough guns for everyone. (~90 for every 100 people)
In Canada the ratio is about 30 for every 100,
You have to share everything because you are a bunch of pinko socialists.
 
2012-05-09 02:25:17 PM
ontariolightning: alowishus: The arguments people use against gay marriage are essentially the same arguments that people use against cousin marriage, e.g., it's gross, it's not normal, it's against my religion.

In both cases they are bullshiat arguments.

its fine if you marry someone unrelated .. but marrying your first cousin is pretty disgusting


I don't know, some of my cousins have some hot cousins.
 
2012-05-09 02:25:40 PM
U.S is the only Country in the western world where there's restrictions against marrying first cousins
 
2012-05-09 02:26:26 PM
I like the way they think.
 
2012-05-09 02:27:37 PM
aevert: ontariolightning: Big Man On Campus: ontariolightning: Jesus Christ U.S.A just legalize Gay Marriage so us Canadians don't have to hear about it anymore.

I'll go for that if you guys legalize firearm ownership.

It's win win, we both gain freedoms.

Canadians have more guns per capita than the U.S

You Sure? Link


I guess Michael Moore deceived me

It came from his mouth
 
2012-05-09 02:27:51 PM
At first I was like: man, NC is getting a lot of hate.

But then I was like: hey, everyone is talking about my state. Awesome!
 
rpm
2012-05-09 02:28:22 PM
BunkoSquad: Failing that, what happens if a brave gay couple legally changed their names to "One Man" and "One Woman"?

That is absolute genius.
 
2012-05-09 02:28:25 PM
ontariolightning: alowishus: The arguments people use against gay marriage are essentially the same arguments that people use against cousin marriage, e.g., it's gross, it's not normal, it's against my religion.

In both cases they are bullshiat arguments.

its fine if you marry someone unrelated .. but marrying your first cousin is pretty disgusting


It is but if we let them marry and procreate, eventually their mutant descendants will be too mutant to survive and we will have successfully killed off the cousin marrying gene.
 
2012-05-09 02:28:47 PM
BigLuca: First cousins don't marry in North Carolina anyway. That's what they made South Carolina for.

download.lardlad.com
 
2012-05-09 02:29:26 PM
Sticky Hands:
The US has almost enough guns for everyone. (~90 for every 100 people)
In Canada the ratio is about 30 for every 100,
You have to share everything because you are a bunch of pinko socialists.


Since you're from Utah wouldn't that make you a Mormon with a dozen children wives?
 
TSD [TotalFark]
2012-05-09 02:29:50 PM
Here is the breakdown for the elusive "double cousins" right here.
 
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