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(Radar Magazine)   Jessica Simpson signs $3 million deal to stare at herself in the mirror   (radaronline.com) divider line 21
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2012-05-09 03:47:44 PM
you know, i look at those pregnancy pictures, and all i can think is 'good god, she didn't need to sign a deal with weight watchers, she should have signed a deal with starbucks to supply all their creamer for the next year.

/swear, that girl could feed a starving nation.
//breastmilk in coffee isn't all that bad.
///kinda sweet.
 
2012-05-09 03:48:28 PM
Some Farker called this a LOOOONG time ago.

Back in the Mom-Jeans era.

Step forward and claim your prize.
 
2012-05-09 03:50:12 PM
I know that seems like a lot of money (and it is), but if you think about it on a square-foot basis, it's really not that much.
 
2012-05-09 03:52:39 PM
I have no interest in women who weigh less than 240 pounds
 
2012-05-09 03:58:20 PM
Just have her get to here...
backseatcuddler.com

... that was just about right.
 
2012-05-09 04:09:55 PM

TravisBickle62: I have no interest in women who weigh less than 240 pounds


For hunting?
 
2012-05-09 04:10:59 PM
She's worth more than a quarter BILLION dollars, you really think $3 million is enough to get her to stop eating deep fried butter when she was a lardass BEFORE she got knocked up?
 
2012-05-09 04:11:13 PM
A hand mirror? On the floor?
 
2012-05-09 04:12:23 PM
Wow..that picture FTA, she really let herself go.

/sharp knees and such.
 
2012-05-09 04:19:42 PM

TravisBickle62: I have no interest in women who weigh less than 240 pounds


You know you said this as what I thought was a joke once, but you have stuck to it. I salute you and your smashed pelvis.
 
2012-05-09 04:45:37 PM
Good. I don't like that Valerie Bertinelli. Not one bit.
 
2012-05-09 04:52:17 PM
The deal shoudl stipulate she gets to lose the weight like the other 98% of women in the world on Weight Watchers. By yourself, with almost no help, no personal trainer, no chef, etc. Weight Watchers will play the smallest role in this broad's efforts to thin herself out.
 
2012-05-09 05:01:24 PM

thecpt: TravisBickle62: I have no interest in women who weigh less than 240 pounds

You know you said this as what I thought was a joke once, but you have stuck to it. I salute you and your smashed pelvis.


26.media.tumblr.com
 
2012-05-09 07:06:03 PM
Pregnant sex is like mounting a tortoise.
 
2012-05-09 07:07:51 PM
Call me pessimistic, but I don't think that is fixable.
 
2012-05-09 07:18:42 PM

laid back w/bud light: Pregnant sex is like mounting a tortoise.


Did you turn her over and put it in the other hole?
 
2012-05-09 08:03:13 PM
Only after I divorced her.
 
2012-05-09 10:10:09 PM
By mirror, do they mean one of those buildings with shiny mirrors?
 
2012-05-10 12:37:27 AM
She named her daughter Maxwell?
 
2012-05-10 09:02:57 AM

limboslam: She named her daughter Maxwell?


They'll call her 'Xwel' for short.. maybe just 'Xwe'.
 
2012-05-11 01:24:39 AM
she looka likea man

baby
 
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