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(OK Magazine)   Kristen Stewart is a closet planker   (ok.co.uk) divider line 30
    More: Amusing, Robert Pattinson, Kristen Stewart, Met Ball, Metropolitan Museum of Art, paparazzi, red carpet  
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9024 clicks; posted to Entertainment » on 09 May 2012 at 2:18 PM (3 years ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2012-05-09 01:49:23 PM  
uh, that's not a plank.
 
2012-05-09 01:59:04 PM  
twilightguide.com

And here she is Tebowing!
 
2012-05-09 02:13:18 PM  
Maybe Pattinson's dong is so long that she needs to fully extend her arms to grab hold of his ass while she blows him.

Because that ain't planking.
 
2012-05-09 02:20:54 PM  
That would explain her wooden expressions and acting.
 
2012-05-09 02:22:10 PM  

palelizard: That would explain her wooden expressions and acting.


We're done here.

/You just read this in a sullen monotone.
 
2012-05-09 02:22:22 PM  
Looks more like a partial seizure to me.
 
2012-05-09 02:25:42 PM  
HAW HAW HAW!!! She's starting a new internet craze of bending at the knees!! I shall call it "KNEE-BENDING" and it will go NONSTOP VIRAL!!!

I hate modern media.
 
2012-05-09 02:27:04 PM  
I thought planking was laying "flat as a board" on something people don't normally lay on? Not "pretending to be a dinosaur?"
 
2012-05-09 02:28:16 PM  
Oh sweet Jeebus! Another link about this one? Let's just post pictures of attractive women.

i.imgur.com
 
2012-05-09 02:30:10 PM  

palelizard: That would explain her wooden expressions and acting.


I'd still poke at her knothole.
 
2012-05-09 02:32:41 PM  
If you ever watched her acting, you already knew she was a planker. She just does it standing up, and calls it "Method."
 
2012-05-09 02:34:24 PM  
She's a Frankenstein!
 
2012-05-09 02:38:44 PM  

Wellon Dowd: Oh sweet Jeebus! Another link about this one? Let's just post pictures of attractive women.

[i.imgur.com image 348x479]


Okay doke.

i568.photobucket.com
 
2012-05-09 02:42:39 PM  
In other news...

www.robertxgillis.com
 
2012-05-09 02:46:14 PM  
Those pictures are amazing, because she appears to be smiling.
 
2012-05-09 02:48:48 PM  

HoboCop: Those pictures are amazing, because she appears to be smiling.


They're 'shopped.
 
2012-05-09 02:51:02 PM  

Zap_Rowsdower: HAW HAW HAW!!! She's starting a new internet craze of bending at the knees!! I shall call it "KNEE-BENDING"BOWING and it will go NONSTOP VIRAL!!!

I hate modern media.


/FTFY
 
2012-05-09 02:51:38 PM  

Current Resident: HoboCop: Those pictures are amazing, because she appears to be smiling.

They're 'shopped.


She was actually in the Situation Room during the Osama raid.
 
2012-05-09 02:51:53 PM  
Yesterday we had the video of fat, drunk chicks hanging out in their apartment. Today we have this article.

Are the mods smoking some new unknown strain of super hashish that causes them to greenlight pointless articles?
 
2012-05-09 03:05:42 PM  
Well, that explains her--

palelizard: That would explain her wooden expressions and acting.


dammit, beaten to the punch.
 
2012-05-09 03:48:00 PM  
If the paparazzi is going to take pics of Kristen Stewart when she doesn't know they are around, can't they get some pics of her cooch instead of that weird pose that isn't planking?
 
2012-05-09 04:43:55 PM  

palelizard: That would explain her wooden expressions and acting.


Took my post you butthole!
 
2012-05-09 08:25:53 PM  
Planker?

I hardly know 'er can barely stand sitting through her boring-ass movies!
 
2012-05-09 08:30:51 PM  
s3-ak.buzzfed.com
 
2012-05-09 09:10:53 PM  
Looks like she was describing this mornings yoga class.
 
2012-05-09 09:19:43 PM  

MisterLoki: Wellon Dowd: Oh sweet Jeebus! Another link about this one? Let's just post pictures of attractive women.

[i.imgur.com image 348x479]

Okay doke.

[i568.photobucket.com image 480x640]


Is that Alison Brie? Why is someone taking a picture when she's on the phone with me?
 
2012-05-09 10:06:44 PM  
I'd eat every inch of her.


2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-05-09 10:07:32 PM  

Bhasayate: [s3-ak.buzzfed.com image 344x477]


That's awsome. Until I see her smile I'm going to assume she's Bill Belichicks evil daughter.
 
2012-05-09 11:10:00 PM  
A celebrity rag doesn't know what things are? I'm shocked.
 
2012-05-10 10:22:52 AM  
The King Lives!

bill37mccurdy.files.wordpress.comwww.kristenstewartnews.us
 
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