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(Bleacher Report)   Breaking down the most annoying, drunk and stupid types of sports fans (here's looking at you, soccer snob)   (bleacherreport.com) divider line 44
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2012-05-09 03:06:15 PM
Fark sports threard posters subby?
 
2012-05-09 03:07:53 PM

Jim from Saint Paul: Fark sports threard posters subby?


Purple monkey dishwasher?
 
2012-05-09 03:13:02 PM
List fails without Philadelphia * fans. And people who think Peter King, ESPN are insightful.

//Whar-ah is Tommy from Quinzee?
 
2012-05-09 03:14:24 PM
22) A vapid coont that writes a column presented as a 22 page slideshow for a shiatty sports site.
 
2012-05-09 03:18:02 PM
So, basically, all sports fans are annoying to this writer?
 
2012-05-09 03:19:20 PM
 
2012-05-09 03:23:10 PM
Summary: Everyone
 
2012-05-09 03:24:26 PM
Fair warning to all who haven't gone to the link -- DON'T! It contains nothing in the way of new information. Better to either pass this thread by or just weigh in with your idea of a stupid sports fan -- leave subby's mom out of it.
 
2012-05-09 03:28:10 PM

Mr. Potatoass: 22) A vapid coont that writes a column presented as a 22 page slideshow for a shiatty sports site.


And I'm sure she doesn't place herself in any of these categories, yet when describing the overcompensating American soccer fan, she has to mention that she played for a decade.
 
2012-05-09 03:30:54 PM
Boston?
 
2012-05-09 03:33:45 PM
23) The victim. Their team is always unfairly made an example of/the only ones who get crappy calls/every one does it.
 
2012-05-09 03:34:16 PM

lacrossestar83: Boston?


Haaay. Haaaaaaay.

/you just cool it, sir.
 
2012-05-09 03:36:25 PM
Starting with 2 Steelers fan images, such a promising beginning....
 
2012-05-09 03:36:56 PM
There's 21 different spectator sports worthy of being listed? Didn't realize crew had such a following.
 
2012-05-09 03:40:29 PM
The list is missing anyone who calls in to sports talk radio shows.

Especially the ones who have obviously scripted their call in advance and think their call is some kind of performance.

Easily the most pathetic type of sports fan.
 
2012-05-09 03:40:49 PM
She left out the guy who swears a blue streak the entire game.
"There is no farking way that those sh*tting bastards are going to farking run the farking ball on third and farking seven".
"Jesus sh*t holy farking moly, what the flying fark did I just farking tell you? What in the farking hell is farking wrong with that sh*t for brains ass munching asswipe of a coach?"


Sports has a whole lot of these, from the pee wee leagues on up to the pros. Deserves a mention at least, most of those others are a whole lot less annoying.
 
2012-05-09 03:41:43 PM

Norfolking Chance: 23) The victim. Their team is always unfairly made an example of/the only ones who get crappy calls/every one does it.


The other side of that coin is the Steelers type fan. The rebuttal to every slight against the team whether its ligit or not is, "But...All these rings! Champions. WHARGRBL!"

I'm not saying this is limited to Pittsburgh fans, or that all Pittsburgh fans are this way. It's just the most common form that I see for them. Kentucky basketball and THE Ohio State football programs also have a lot of them.
 
2012-05-09 03:43:04 PM

Doc Daneeka: The list is missing anyone who calls in to sports talk radio shows.

Especially the ones who have obviously scripted their call in advance and think their call is some kind of performance.

Easily the most pathetic type of sports fan.


Rack 'im.
 
2012-05-09 03:44:50 PM
I think the biggest travesty of that article is reminding us just how cute Jessica Simpson was at one time.
 
2012-05-09 03:49:16 PM

Doc Daneeka: The list is missing anyone who calls in to sports talk radio shows.

Especially the ones who have obviously scripted their call in advance and think their call is some kind of performance.

Easily the most pathetic type of sports fan.


I like watching the Yankees, but if I can't get a TV I'm not turning the radio on to listen to Sterling spout the same ten platitudes every time someone gets a hit, strikeout, or home run.

How can you find WAGs annoying? They are generally: a) attractive, and b) quietly enjoying the game.
 
2012-05-09 04:00:06 PM
The anti-soccer trolls are more annoying than the soccer snobs.
 
2012-05-09 04:13:01 PM
I'll break YOU down, Bleacher Report!
 
2012-05-09 04:17:53 PM

12349876: The anti-soccer trolls are more annoying than the soccer snobs.


QFT. I love most sports. NFL, MLS, and MLB are my main ones. The ones I'm not into I don't denigrate.
 
2012-05-09 04:25:04 PM
3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-05-09 04:25:43 PM

nobius: QFT. I love most sports. NFL, MLS, and MLB are my main ones. The ones I'm not into I don't denigrate.


MLS Sucks!

/jk
//Not really kidding
 
2012-05-09 04:26:03 PM
Tell me that list doesn't scream..."just about every Steeler fan"
 
2012-05-09 04:28:08 PM

MAYORBOB: Fair warning to all who haven't gone to the link -- DON'T! It contains nothing in the way of new information. Better to either pass this thread by or just weigh in with your idea of a stupid sports fan -- leave subby's mom out of it.


The Bleacher Report tag is all the warning people should need.
 
2012-05-09 04:40:25 PM
She left out the guy who swears a blue streak the entire game.
"There is no farking way that those sh*tting bastards are going to farking run the farking ball on third and farking seven".
"Jesus sh*t holy farking moly, what the flying fark did I just farking tell you? What in the farking hell is farking wrong with that sh*t for brains ass munching asswipe of a coach?"

Sports has a whole lot of these, from the pee wee leagues on up to the pros. Deserves a mention at least, most of those others are a whole lot less annoying.


Farkin' hell. This is me. I know i'm a friggin pain in the arse, but can't control the foul mouth during sporting events.

Farkin' Sorry
 
2012-05-09 04:57:01 PM
Hey man, it's like midnight in Europe, man. I'll post all the drunk football articles I want
 
2012-05-09 05:09:27 PM
I'm surprised "Tapffliction Bro Guy" didn't get a specific mention. The guy who thinks that by pure osmosis his UFC cap, Affliction t shirt, and TapouT shorts will soak into his skin and make him an expert.


These tended to be Kimbo Slice's biggest fans too.
 
2012-05-09 05:29:40 PM
One example of "Jersey Foul Guy" and CSB:

A guy I know down at my company's Long Beach office has a Dodgers jersey.....fine.....with Sandy Koufax's number......fine.....with HIS OWN LAST NAME....not fine. Oh...and he wore it when we all went out to an Angels/Red Sox game.
 
2012-05-09 05:31:04 PM

beerrun: [3.bp.blogspot.com image 400x264]



If I could smoke a cigar at a Mariners game, I would be in heaven.
 
2012-05-09 05:39:19 PM

The_Sponge: One example of "Jersey Foul Guy" and CSB:

A guy I know down at my company's Long Beach office has a Dodgers jersey.....fine.....with Sandy Koufax's number......fine.....with HIS OWN LAST NAME....not fine. Oh...and he wore it when we all went out to an Angels/Red Sox game.


www.spottedjesus.com
 
2012-05-09 06:19:36 PM
Basically hates all fans.
 
2012-05-09 07:14:49 PM
A worthless article on Bleacher Report? GWUUUUHHHH???
 
2012-05-09 07:30:07 PM

Doc Daneeka: The list is missing anyone who calls in to sports talk radio shows.

Especially the ones who have obviously scripted their call in advance and think their call is some kind of performance.

Easily the most pathetic type of sports fan.


A subset of that group is the Ridiculous Trade Proposer: the guy who calls in and suggests that his favorite team should acquire a superstar for a good-but-not-great player at the same position plus two replacement-level backups.
 
2012-05-09 07:44:37 PM
Is "drunk college students" on that list? I have a very fond memory of watching VT soccer play in the NCAA tournament and heckling the shiat out of the opposing goalie. Somehow we knew his name was Phil, and we had the 25% of the field closest to him chanting "Hey Phil, you suck!" for ~10 minutes. He got soooo pissed. And then he tried to punt it and slipped and fell, and it was all over for him.
 
2012-05-09 07:51:12 PM

Donnchadha: Deslidified for your viewing pleasure


I knew I should have just checked the thread before doing it myself first.
 
2012-05-09 08:10:37 PM
cdn.bleacherreport.net

One of the first times I was at Chase (BOB then) to watch a game against the Marlins and EVERY time ANYTHING whatsofarking ever happened this girl sitting in front of me would jump up with a sign and block the field. When I asked (politely, she was really young) not to so much her dad turned around started yelling at me.

That was the first time I killed a man.

/no not really
//I never did really get to watch much of the game that day
///yeah yeah, CSB
 
2012-05-09 08:15:45 PM

One Bad Apple: I'm surprised "Tapffliction Bro Guy" didn't get a specific mention. The guy who thinks that by pure osmosis his UFC cap, Affliction t shirt, and TapouT shorts will soak into his skin and make him an expert.


These tended to be Kimbo Slice's biggest fans too.


That's because they only know the name of one MMA fighter.

Droog8912: How can you find WAGs annoying? They are generally: a) attractive, and b) quietly enjoying the game.


More annoying is the chick who shrieks shrilly every time her team does something remotely competent.
 
2012-05-09 08:38:17 PM

Mr. Potatoass: 22) A vapid coont that writes a column presented as a 22 page slideshow for a shiatty sports site.


I didn't even notice it was a slideshow.

/NoScript FTW
 
2012-05-09 09:36:36 PM

mohron: Norfolking Chance: 23) The victim. Their team is always unfairly made an example of/the only ones who get crappy calls/every one does it.

The other side of that coin is the Steelers type fan. The rebuttal to every slight against the team whether its ligit or not is, "But...All these rings! Champions. WHARGRBL!"


I hear that a lot from Patriots fans too. What I find interesting is you never hear it from Cowboys or Niners fans. Or at least not nearly as often.

jimpoz: Mr. Potatoass: 22) A vapid coont that writes a column presented as a 22 page slideshow for a shiatty sports site.

I didn't even notice it was a slideshow.

/NoScript FTW


If only it worked for all slideshows, it'd be the best add-on ever.
 
2012-05-09 10:01:38 PM

Neondistraction: What I find interesting is you never hear it from Cowboys or Niners fans. Or at least not nearly as often.


You will hear it from cowboys fans too. It is really just funny though, since their last championship was almost 20 years ago.
 
2012-05-10 07:26:22 AM

12349876: The anti-soccer trolls are more annoying than the soccer snobs.


This.

Particularly since the anti-soccer trolls actually go into soccer threads to whine about how they don't like the sport. "Soccer snobs" don't go into the numerous daily "ZOMG, Peyton Tebow has a hangnail!!1!!1!" threads in order to biatch about the NFL.

"Who the fark is this Lionel Messi guy? I've never heard of him" is not a funny or smart comment. It's the equivalent of tattooing "I am an ignorant xenophobic douchebag" on your forehead.
 
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