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(Deadspin)   Foul ball lands in your beer? No problem ... just chug the whole cup to the delight of the entire stadium (w/video)   (deadspin.com) divider line 36
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2012-05-09 01:47:13 PM  
That carbonated piss doesn't qualify as beer
 
2012-05-09 01:47:37 PM  
Sloppy technique, but hey, it's crap beer, so no foul.


\rimshot
 
2012-05-09 01:53:24 PM  
It's hard to chug all that piss with a ball in your mouth. I haven't seen anything like that since I stopped checking out German pr0n.
 
2012-05-09 02:00:28 PM  
Should've expected beer snobs to trounce.

Anyways, that was great plus he looked like he had a few already. I like the camera switching to just barely get the next pitch before trying to catch the chug.
 
2012-05-09 02:03:23 PM  
Last night the announcer during the Hamilton home run derby said that Josh Hamilton now has 14 runs and the entire Pirates team has 12.

So I'd be drinking too.
 
2012-05-09 02:03:32 PM  
Why can't shiat like that happen to me?
 
2012-05-09 02:06:11 PM  
*home runs, derp
 
2012-05-09 02:06:14 PM  
We have craft beer all over the stadium in Philly
 
2012-05-09 02:06:16 PM  

fireside68: That carbonated piss doesn't qualify as beer


The ball probably improved the taste.
 
2012-05-09 02:10:40 PM  

Rapmaster2000: It's hard to chug all that piss with a ball in your mouth


Sounds like you've seen the videos from the party I went to last weekend.

(or were you the guy in the black codpiece?)
 
2012-05-09 02:11:27 PM  

Treygreen13: *home runs, derp


Also, the guy was a Padres fan, not a Pirates fan!
 
2012-05-09 02:13:12 PM  

SmellsLikePoo: We have craft beer all over the stadium in Philly


Is that why it's sticky?

No, wait... don't answer that.
 
2012-05-09 02:14:31 PM  
Cool. He also got a mouthful of the pitcher's sweat, saliva and God knows what else was on that ball before he stuck it in his mouth.
 
2012-05-09 02:19:32 PM  

AdolfOliverPanties: Cool. He also got a mouthful of the pitcher's sweat, saliva and God knows what else was on that ball before he stuck it in his mouth.


Bartender! Jobu needs a refill!
 
2012-05-09 02:19:38 PM  

Slow To Return: Treygreen13: *home runs, derp

Also, the guy was a Padres fan, not a Pirates fan!


Nice. I'm running the gamut of fail.
 
2012-05-09 02:22:27 PM  

Jekylman: SmellsLikePoo: We have craft beer all over the stadium in Philly

Is that why it's sticky?

No, wait... don't answer that.


perhaps my phrasing left that open...

All I know is that, when given the option of $6.50 for Coors or $8 for craft, it is a no brainer.
 
2012-05-09 02:22:44 PM  

fireside68: That carbonated piss doesn't qualify as beer


Moises Alou has his own microbrewery?
 
2012-05-09 02:25:11 PM  
Awesome, brah! High five!
 
2012-05-09 02:25:20 PM  

AdolfOliverPanties: Cool. He also got a mouthful of the pitcher's sweat, saliva and God knows what else was on that ball before he stuck it in his mouth.


Crisco, Bardol, maybe some Vagisil, or even some jalepeno flavored snot. So as someone above said, it's an improvement
 
2012-05-09 02:27:05 PM  

FinFangFark: AdolfOliverPanties: Cool. He also got a mouthful of the pitcher's sweat, saliva and God knows what else was on that ball before he stuck it in his mouth.

Bartender! Jobu needs a refill!


Goddamnit, missed the 1st Major League reference, juuuuuuuust a bit outside
 
2012-05-09 03:33:31 PM  

cycoivan: AdolfOliverPanties: Cool. He also got a mouthful of the pitcher's sweat, saliva and God knows what else was on that ball before he stuck it in his mouth.

Crisco, Bardol, maybe some Vagisil, or even some jalepeno flavored snot. So as someone above said, it's an improvement


You put snot on the ball?
 
2012-05-09 03:56:35 PM  
Read that as "four balls"

/helluva party
 
2012-05-09 04:04:49 PM  

SmellsLikePoo: We have craft beer all over the stadium in Philly


Yes, Citizen's Bank is my favorite baseball park by far. Excellent beer and food. And it looks beautiful.

US Cellular in Chicago also has a great beer selection at certain vendors. They split up the good beer from piss... so people who appreciate beer don't have to wait in line.
 
2012-05-09 04:10:58 PM  

Slow To Return: Also, the guy was a Padres fan, not a Pirates fan!


I have it on good authority I am the only Pirates fan so that makes sense.
 
2012-05-09 04:22:34 PM  

jimpoz: cycoivan: AdolfOliverPanties: Cool. He also got a mouthful of the pitcher's sweat, saliva and God knows what else was on that ball before he stuck it in his mouth.

Crisco, Bardol, maybe some Vagisil, or even some jalepeno flavored snot. So as someone above said, it's an improvement

You put snot on the ball?


I haven't got an arm like yours, I have to put anything on it I can find.
 
2012-05-09 04:24:29 PM  

JohnBigBootay: Slow To Return: Also, the guy was a Padres fan, not a Pirates fan!

I have it on good authority I am the only Pirates fan so that makes sense.


Don't let Robert Nutting find out. He'll make it his mission in life to ruin it for the team's remaining fan.
 
das
2012-05-09 04:26:41 PM  

Treygreen13: Slow To Return: Treygreen13: *home runs, derp

Also, the guy was a Padres fan, not a Pirates fan!

Nice. I'm running the gamut of fail.


You mean gauntlet????
 
2012-05-09 04:32:46 PM  

das: Treygreen13: Slow To Return: Treygreen13: *home runs, derp

Also, the guy was a Padres fan, not a Pirates fan!

Nice. I'm running the gamut of fail.

You mean gauntlet????


Nah, gamut means "the entire spectrum". I'm failing in several ways.

If I were running the gauntlet of fail, I'd be failing over and over in a sequence.
 
2012-05-09 04:41:54 PM  

FinFangFark: AdolfOliverPanties: Cool. He also got a mouthful of the pitcher's sweat, saliva and God knows what else was on that ball before he stuck it in his mouth.

Bartender! Jobu needs a refill!


i.qkme.me
 
2012-05-09 05:39:48 PM  

phyrkrakr: jimpoz: cycoivan: AdolfOliverPanties: Cool. He also got a mouthful of the pitcher's sweat, saliva and God knows what else was on that ball before he stuck it in his mouth.

Crisco, Bardol, maybe some Vagisil, or even some jalepeno flavored snot. So as someone above said, it's an improvement

You put snot on the ball?

I haven't got an arm like yours, I have to put anything on it I can find.


I love this place sometimes.

/are you trying to tell me Jesus Christ can't hit a curveball?!
 
2012-05-09 08:56:32 PM  
That size beer at Petco probably cost him a second mortgage, so he's obviously going to finish it. Beautiful ballpark, insane concession prices. I paid $14 for a 12 oz Heineken and a BBQ sandwich there 7 years ago... I imagine that same combo is $20, now.
 
2012-05-09 09:28:05 PM  
LOL so beer snobs can tell the quality of beer just by the color now huh?
 
2012-05-09 11:13:23 PM  
looks like he picked it up and placed it into his beer
 
2012-05-10 10:58:24 AM  

Grunt2006: That size beer at Petco probably cost him a second mortgage, so he's obviously going to finish it. Beautiful ballpark, insane concession prices. I paid $14 for a 12 oz Heineken and a BBQ sandwich there 7 years ago... I imagine that same combo is $20, now.


Busch Stadium probably has you beat. Imagine, a major brewery in town, the stadium is named after a beer, yet the beer prices are astronomical. Its either a case of supply/demand or ridiculous liquor taxes.
 
2012-05-10 11:33:36 AM  

dude_man: Grunt2006: That size beer at Petco probably cost him a second mortgage, so he's obviously going to finish it. Beautiful ballpark, insane concession prices. I paid $14 for a 12 oz Heineken and a BBQ sandwich there 7 years ago... I imagine that same combo is $20, now.

Busch Stadium probably has you beat. Imagine, a major brewery in town, the stadium is named after a beer, yet the beer prices are astronomical. Its either a case of supply/demand or ridiculous liquor taxes.


Missouri has some of the lowest beer taxes
 
2012-05-10 04:24:38 PM  
The best story I've seen in weeks!
 
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