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2012-05-09 06:03:55 PM
To the conference room in about 15 minutes.
 
2012-05-09 06:05:33 PM
Well, this has been an awesome day for ol' griffer. The prez saved the homos from never having to get divorced, I finally got my tags from the d-bag dealer and my threats of civil suit and going to the AG resulted in them cutting me a fat check.

All this without a lawyer.

I am going to drive my sweet ride tonight, for the first time in a long time.

/bored at my good dealer getting stickers.....
 
2012-05-09 06:06:18 PM
Loco in Acapulco.
 
2012-05-09 06:07:52 PM
87 Ave to the Henday, the Henday to the Yellowhead, Yellowhead to Century Rd., Century Rd. to Grove Dr. Or contriwise.
 
2012-05-09 06:10:41 PM

palais: Loco in Acapulco.


FTFY
 
2012-05-09 06:12:17 PM
To hell, in a handbasket
 
2012-05-09 06:12:25 PM

ifarkthereforiam: To the conference room in about 15 minutes.


Hope your trip goes better than mine did.
 
2012-05-09 06:12:29 PM
DreamyAltarBoy



85>101>25>156

Where am I, and where am I going?



Here and going In a really big circle?
 
2012-05-09 06:22:15 PM
According to my Grandma Betty, too hell, if I don't change my ways.
 
2012-05-09 06:23:48 PM
I was twenty one, naive Not cynical, I try to please Her wit, her speech, her repartee Impressed me almost instantly
She went all the way All the way down She went all the way, all the way
She showed me sex a hundred ways And how she pimped and how she paid And all the daughters, all the sons All were welcome, all would come
We went all the way All the way down We went all the way, all the way
I was king, Mr. Cool Just a snobby little fool Like kids are now
Dreamed of reaching greater heights I raved about it every night Cheap talk
She went all the way, all the way All the way down, yeah She went all the way All the way, all the way All the way down
She's there when I close my eyes There when I close my eyes She's there when I close my eyes There when I close my eyes
How the years rush on by Birthdays, kids and suicides But still I play the fool and strut Still you're a slut, help me
She went all the way All the way, all the way All the way down
She went all the way All the way, all the way All the way down
She went all the way All the way, all the way All the way down
No no no, no no no, no, no no
You give me back that time right now I can see it if I close my eyes Was every minute just a waste? Was every hour a foolish chase? No, I don't believe, you said to me
All the way, all the way All the way down She went all the way, all the way All the way down
She went all the way, all the way All the way down She went all the way, all the way All the way, all the way
She went all the way All the way, all the way All the way down
She went all the way All the way, all the way All the way down


So I'll be going all the way down
 
2012-05-09 06:25:55 PM
dowwwwwwwn town, downtown.
 
2012-05-09 06:30:52 PM
So just how far down do you want to go
And we can talk it out over a cup of Joe
And you can look deep into my eyes
Like I was a super-model

Well it's just you and me baby
No one else we can trust
We'll say nothin' to no one
No how or we'll bust
Never crack a smile or flinch or cry
For nobody

So give you I'd card to the border guard
Your alias says you captain John Luke Picard
Of the united federation of planets
'Cause they won't speak English any ways

Everybody knows
That the world is full of stupid people
So meet me at the mission at midnight
We'll divvy up there

Yeah, everybody knows
That the world is full of stupid people
Well I got the pistol so I get the pesos
Yeah that seems fair

So put the sugar in the tank of the sheriff's car
We'll slash the deputy's tires
They won't get very far
When they finally get the word
That there's been a hold-up

So give you I'd card to the border guard
Your alias says you captain John Luke Picard
Of the united federation of planets
'Cause they won't speak English any ways

Everybody knows
That the world is full of stupid people
So meet me at the mission at midnight
We'll divvy up there

And everybody knows
That the world is full of stupid people
Well I got the pistol so I get the pesos
Yeah that seems fair

And that seems fair
And that seems fair
And that seems fair, yeah yeah

So give you I'd card to the border guard
Your alias says you captain John Luke Picard
Of the united federation of planets
'Cause they won't speak English any ways

And everybody knows
That the world is full of stupid people
So meet me at the mission at midnight
We'll divvy up there

Well everybody knows
That the world is full of stupid people
Well I got the pistol so I get the pesos
Yeah that seems fair
 
2012-05-09 06:39:09 PM

CapnPlaty: ifarkthereforiam: To the conference room in about 15 minutes.

Hope your trip goes better than mine did.


Heavy conference room schedule today. Heading to the Unemployment Office in the morning myself.
 
2012-05-09 06:56:30 PM

DreamyAltarBoy: 85>101>25>156

Where am I, and where am I going?


Cleveland, OH to Portland, OR
 
2012-05-09 07:01:25 PM
I'm going to a place that believes in g's after in's.....
 
2012-05-09 07:04:59 PM
The English Major:Remember the Kristy McNichol saga?

There was a Kristy McNichol saga? O_o
 
2012-05-09 07:07:12 PM
South to Cleveland, Tennessee
 
2012-05-09 07:33:33 PM
Grables'Daughter: And the Farker liters like me, the TF people all seem to hate me.

That is because you are smart, successful, and let's face it...sexy. That combination makes insecure people very uncomfortable...not just with you, but even more so with themselves. What I don't understand is why you still have that TF badge of shame next to your name if so many people in there don't like you. Why go where you are not welcome? That just seems odd to me, because it isn't like you don't have an option.
 
2012-05-09 07:34:59 PM
Well, I'm sittin' here beside the railroad track,
And I'm waitin' for that train to bring her back.
If she's not on the five-nineteen,
Then I'm gonna know what sorrow means.
And I'm gonna cry, cry, cry,
All the way home.

All the way home,
All the way home.
Yes, I'm gonna cry, cry, cry,
All the way home.

Well, her daddy never liked me, this he said.
And he could never get it through his old gray head
That I loved his daughter so,
I did not mean to see her go.
Now I'm gonna cry, cry, cry,
All the way home.
 
2012-05-09 07:59:08 PM

TrekerDave: Billy?


That's what immediately came to mind for me too.

/listening to to much 650CISL oldies radio
 
2012-05-09 08:10:19 PM

BKITU: DreamyAltarBoy: 85>101>25>156

Where am I, and where am I going?

Cleveland, OH to Portland, OR


No, I'm staying within my home state.
 
2012-05-09 08:17:24 PM

One Man Flash Mob: CapnPlaty: ifarkthereforiam: To the conference room in about 15 minutes.

Hope your trip goes better than mine did.

Heavy conference room schedule today. Heading to the Unemployment Office in the morning myself.


I spent most of my day setting up and finding connections on LinkedIn. I found out I'm not in the first cut so I've got a little time before I join you there.
 
2012-05-09 08:20:22 PM
www.techinasia.com

Stop, look at me. look up, further up, then back down... a little more down. Look left, then right, then look left again and finally right. Go to point A, then back to point B. Begin.

You now have thirty men.
 
2012-05-09 08:48:46 PM

Balchinian: Grables'Daughter: And the Farker liters like me, the TF people all seem to hate me.

That is because you are smart, successful, and let's face it...sexy. That combination makes insecure people very uncomfortable...not just with you, but even more so with themselves. What I don't understand is why you still have that TF badge of shame next to your name if so many people in there don't like you. Why go where you are not welcome? That just seems odd to me, because it isn't like you don't have an option.


Thank you.

The TF badge is there next to my name because I get sponsored within minutes of my TF membership expiring.
 
2012-05-09 09:21:59 PM

Grables'Daughter: [ninjamonkey.us image 640x1085]

I'm going this way.


Well I rarely comment on photos of pretty woman. But this young girl is very attractive in a total package viewpoint. She is pleasant (smile) perky (jovial posture) and has a total motherly hip going on. Her breasts are proportional to the rest of her figure and her thighs and arms give an appearance of overall health. She has a natural appearing midsection.
If she is a kind person,who is with little prejudice, and has a moral and ethical self code that promotes happiness and fairness while being able to stand up for her own thoughts and value, I would nominate her as IDEAL female role model. Now all you skanks and fatties and biatches don't go playing that "judgment thing" on my comments. I am not saying she is BETTER than anyone else, just that she is a model example of the things I cited. Just like "Old Faithful" is a model of a perfect geyser, that does not demean all the other geysers and their worth.
Grables'Daughter would you have any further info on this young woman or IF you know her tell her she wins two Internets from an old fart in SC.
 
2012-05-09 10:06:57 PM
I am on a lonely road and I am traveling
Traveling, traveling, traveling
Looking for something, what can it be
Oh I hate you some, I hate you some, I love you some
Oh I love you when I forget about me

I want to be strong I want to laugh along
I want to belong to the living
Alive, alive, I want to get up and jive
I want to wreck my stockings in some juke box dive
Do you want - do you want - do you want to dance with me baby
Do you want to take a chance
On maybe finding some sweet romance with me baby
Well, come on

All I really really want our love to do
Is to bring out the best in me and in you too
All I really really want our love to do
Is to bring out the best in me and in you
I want to talk to you, I want to shampoo you
I want to renew you again and again
Applause, applause - Life is our cause
When I think of your kisses my mind see-saws
Do you see - do you see - do you see how you hurt me baby
So I hurt you too
Then we both get so blue.

I am on a lonely road and I am traveling
Looking for the key to set me free
Oh the jealousy, the greed is the unraveling
It's the unraveling
And it undoes all the joy that could be
I want to have fun, I want to shine like the sun
I want to be the one that you want to see
I want to knit you a sweater
Want to write you a love letter
I want to make you feel better
I want to make you feel free
I want to make you feel free

/this one just popped up on my 'easy listening' radio channel
//its Joni Mitchell's "All I Want"
 
2012-05-09 10:11:34 PM
I'm taking the high road. I am on the right track?
 
2012-05-09 10:16:17 PM

Jimmysolson: I'm taking the high road. I am on the right track?


That's fine, but I'll be in Scotland afore ye.
 
2012-05-09 10:37:03 PM
Postal.
 
2012-05-09 10:52:10 PM

Grables'Daughter: Balchinian: Grables'Daughter: And the Farker liters like me, the TF people all seem to hate me.

That is because you are smart, successful, and let's face it...sexy. That combination makes insecure people very uncomfortable...not just with you, but even more so with themselves. What I don't understand is why you still have that TF badge of shame next to your name if so many people in there don't like you. Why go where you are not welcome? That just seems odd to me, because it isn't like you don't have an option.

Thank you.

The TF badge is there next to my name because I get sponsored within minutes of my TF membership expiring.


I see...but you don't have to accept it. Just use Farkback and tell them you want to cancel it. I have done that more than once, and the admins have always been quite helpful about it. I have not asked them about putting an automatic refusal on my account (I don't get sponsored often), but you might ask them if they can do that for you while you are at it. I am sure that if it is a recurring issue for you, they will do whatever they can. Cheers!
 
2012-05-09 11:08:20 PM

Balchinian: Grables'Daughter: Balchinian: Grables'Daughter: And the Farker liters like me, the TF people all seem to hate me.

That is because you are smart, successful, and let's face it...sexy. That combination makes insecure people very uncomfortable...not just with you, but even more so with themselves. What I don't understand is why you still have that TF badge of shame next to your name if so many people in there don't like you. Why go where you are not welcome? That just seems odd to me, because it isn't like you don't have an option.

Thank you.

The TF badge is there next to my name because I get sponsored within minutes of my TF membership expiring.

I see...but you don't have to accept it. Just use Farkback and tell them you want to cancel it. I have done that more than once, and the admins have always been quite helpful about it. I have not asked them about putting an automatic refusal on my account (I don't get sponsored often), but you might ask them if they can do that for you while you are at it. I am sure that if it is a recurring issue for you, they will do whatever they can. Cheers!


I should have mentioned that I'm also a bit of a masochist.

: )
 
DYI
2012-05-09 11:31:34 PM

Grables'Daughter: I should have mentioned that I'm also a bit of a masochist.


NTTAWWT
 
2012-05-10 12:08:09 AM
I dunno, the same way as Billy?

The opposite?

Are we going to be tested on this?
 
2012-05-10 12:45:47 AM
Apparently I can go both ways according to Obama today.
 
2012-05-10 02:22:45 AM
▲▲▼▼◄►◄► B A [START]
 
2012-05-10 06:58:26 AM
51st to 2nd, down 2nd to 47th, through Dag Hammarskjold Plaza to 1st, and most of the rest of it you'd need a grounds pass to understand.
 
2012-05-10 07:56:37 AM

J. Frank Parnell: neversubmit: For those of you grossed out by the outie.

Bacteria

A team of scientists have discovered there are 1,400 strains of bacteria lurking in human belly buttons.[23] North Carolina State University's Belly Button Biodiversity study even found 662 unrecognised strains which could be unique new species.[23][24][25]

/i haz innie and i wonder what lives in there

The same bacteria the rest of your body is covered in.


sure however see the bold above
 
2012-05-10 09:49:42 AM

Grables'Daughter: Balchinian: Grables'Daughter: Balchinian: Grables'Daughter: And the Farker liters like me, the TF people all seem to hate me.

That is because you are smart, successful, and let's face it...sexy. That combination makes insecure people very uncomfortable...not just with you, but even more so with themselves. What I don't understand is why you still have that TF badge of shame next to your name if so many people in there don't like you. Why go where you are not welcome? That just seems odd to me, because it isn't like you don't have an option.

Thank you.

The TF badge is there next to my name because I get sponsored within minutes of my TF membership expiring.

I see...but you don't have to accept it. Just use Farkback and tell them you want to cancel it. I have done that more than once, and the admins have always been quite helpful about it. I have not asked them about putting an automatic refusal on my account (I don't get sponsored often), but you might ask them if they can do that for you while you are at it. I am sure that if it is a recurring issue for you, they will do whatever they can. Cheers!

I should have mentioned that I'm also a bit of a masochist.

: )


Heh...that would explain it! :)


/Girl1: Why do you go out with that sadist?
//Girl2: Beats me.
 
2012-05-10 11:02:13 AM
3.bp.blogspot.com/hot
 
2012-05-10 12:06:40 PM
To Hell in a handcart.
 
2012-05-10 02:11:50 PM
I am going to Montreal...
 
2012-05-10 03:25:35 PM
This way

No, that way
 
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