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2012-05-09 04:31:20 PM  
I'm goin with RCC

img.photobucket.com
 
2012-05-09 04:31:35 PM  
Billy?
 
2012-05-09 04:32:02 PM  
Im gonna go my own way because I can't let you go. I really can't stand this constant up and down roller coaster. I never can tell what you want from me. Should I stay, or should I go? This time, I'm going, alone. I'm tired of explaining myself and here i go again trying to do it. Dont bother following me and don't bother calling me. I spent all that money for nothing. You know what, right now, nothing else matters except for me to walk this way Maggie. May you truly just find torment You know, this is what is and what never should be. You could of been a lady and just live and let die. But no, now I have to run like hell leaving a piece of my heart over the hills and far away. Enjoy your new life, enjoy your cocaine, and while ill be out taking care of business, you'll be a fool in the rain. But you know what, at least I wont be fooled again.
 
2012-05-09 04:33:04 PM  
Can I turn in the rest of my TotalFark time, and get a refund for the person who foisted it upon me without my consent?
 
2012-05-09 04:33:12 PM  
Or, I could be going to a Go-Go

img.photobucket.com
 
2012-05-09 04:33:29 PM  
So, what, exactly, are we supposed to do in this thread?
 
2012-05-09 04:34:24 PM  

Grables'Daughter: [i1089.photobucket.com image 640x697]

.. / .- -- / --. --- .. -. --. / - --- / .... . .-.. .-.. / .. ..-. / .. / -.. --- -. .----. - / -.-. .... .- -. --. . / -- -.-- / .-- .- -.-- ... .-.-.-


ha... if you believe in that sort of thing. hope... change... something.
 
2012-05-09 04:34:35 PM  

Grables'Daughter: tricycleracer: So Drew is now clearly demarketing TF by greening these threads.

I don't mind it.

It's fun to see a thread like this on the main page.

And the Farker liters like me, the TF people all seem to hate me.

: )


Can't imagine anyone hating you.
 
2012-05-09 04:35:23 PM  

Grables'Daughter: .. / .- -- / --. --- .. -. --. / - --- / .... . .-.. .-.. / .. ..-. / .. / -.. --- -. .----. - / -.-. .... .- -. --. . / -- -.-- / .-- .- -.-- ... .-.-.-


Well, that's just, like, your opinion, man.
 
2012-05-09 04:35:30 PM  

Current Resident: Cottage Cheesecake: Aw Jeez, not this thread again!
YES, WE KNOW WHAT TF IS ALREADY!!! WE GET THAT TF THREADS ARE FULL OF COMMUNAL BALL-GARGLING!! THERE IS NO NEED TO SHOW US THAT 3X A DAY!!!

I swear, if I was ever considering getting TF these threads are what drove that desire right the fark off. It's like "TotalFark- Apply directly to forehead. TotalFark- Apply directly to forehead. TotalFark- Apply directly to forehead. TotalFark- Apply directly to forehead."

Farking enough, already!

DO
NOT
WANT!!

Or you could, you know, just ignore them.

It works for me and the Politics tab.


I'd say "This!" except that politics threads aren't deliberately placed on the main page several times a day in an obvious effort at getting people to go to the Politics Tab. Or if you could check a button in your profile and auto-ignore all TF threads. So instead I have to say "Not this". Very much "Not this". The "Apply directly to forehead" analogy is pretty apt, near as I can see.

/"communal ball gargling" FTW. Best description of TF evar! HAHAHA!!!
 
2012-05-09 04:37:32 PM  

RedEmily: Grables'Daughter: tricycleracer: So Drew is now clearly demarketing TF by greening these threads.

I don't mind it.

It's fun to see a thread like this on the main page.

And the Farker liters like me, the TF people all seem to hate me.

: )

Can't imagine anyone hating you.


Oh, then you need to go hang out on TF and see the invectives spewed upon me.

/but thank you for that
 
2012-05-09 04:37:41 PM  
Straight to hell, just like my mama said.
 
2012-05-09 04:37:41 PM  
I'm goin to wash my hand
 
2012-05-09 04:38:39 PM  
ts1.mm.bing.net

Screw you guys, I'm goin home.
 
2012-05-09 04:39:14 PM  

Grables'Daughter: RedEmily: Grables'Daughter: tricycleracer: So Drew is now clearly demarketing TF by greening these threads.

I don't mind it.

It's fun to see a thread like this on the main page.

And the Farker liters like me, the TF people all seem to hate me.

: )

Can't imagine anyone hating you.

Oh, then you need to go hang out on TF and see the invectives spewed upon me.

/but thank you for that


they hit you because they love you.


// or something....
 
2012-05-09 04:40:52 PM  
i'm going that way, very fast; if something gets in my way, i'll turn.

I'm going to get my two dollars!!
 
2012-05-09 04:41:07 PM  

dj_spanmaster: special20: gamergirl23: mryoop789: Whichever way he's going.

Wtf is wrong with his belly button?

That's actually a spare clenis.

I thought that was on the elbows? Wait, no, that's weenis. Nevermind.


Lulz.
Fa-voor-eye-ted.
 
2012-05-09 04:41:20 PM  
I'm on the road to nowhere, slip sliding away under the milky way. If you get there before I do, save a prayer because Mama, I'm coming home.

/and spending a little too much time on satellite radio.
 
2012-05-09 04:45:29 PM  

Grables'Daughter: RedEmily: Grables'Daughter: tricycleracer: So Drew is now clearly demarketing TF by greening these threads.

I don't mind it.

It's fun to see a thread like this on the main page.

And the Farker liters like me, the TF people all seem to hate me.

: )

Can't imagine anyone hating you.

Oh, then you need to go hang out on TF and see the invectives spewed upon me.

/but thank you for that


They are just jealous.
 
2012-05-09 04:47:54 PM  

thisisyourbrainonFark: also


Whew. Came here for this.
Was getting worried. I can't post pix on mobile! (well, technically, you can, but I'm a real lazy Farkette)
 
2012-05-09 04:48:29 PM  
Looks like eviction or just getting the whole thing over with, at this rate...unless I get hired.
 
2012-05-09 04:49:52 PM  
By way of the dodo?
 
2012-05-09 04:50:31 PM  

traylor: tricycleracer: So Drew is now clearly demarketing TF by greening these threads.


...Drew began to operate what he called 'The Operation'... He would select a victim and then threaten to let him in TFD if he paid the so-called subscription money. Four months later he started another operation which he called 'The Other Operation'. In this racket he selected another victim and threatened not to let him in TFD if he didn't pay him. One month later Drew hit upon 'The Other Other Operation'. In this the victim was threatened that if he didn't pay them, he would be let in TFD. This for Drew was the turning point.

/seriously, I would pay Drew if TFD shiat wouldn't hit the main page
//well not really, I'd rather go to Drudge Report


Despite the fact that you may or may not be perusing the drudge, I less than three thee for the old M.P.
 
2012-05-09 04:54:50 PM  
Out of the frying pan and into the fire.
 
2012-05-09 04:55:48 PM  

buckler: Looks like eviction or just getting the whole thing over with, at this rate...unless I get hired.


Well I wish you the best of luck...
 
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2012-05-09 04:56:24 PM  
billy madison hottie was also the last action hero hottie
/i think she was also in Mortal Kombat


that would be Bridgette Wilson
t2.gstatic.com

many faps
 
2012-05-09 04:58:47 PM  
From the west, traveling east.
 
2012-05-09 04:59:09 PM  

Grables'Daughter: buckler: Looks like eviction or just getting the whole thing over with, at this rate...unless I get hired.

Well I wish you the best of luck...


I'll take every bit of encouragement I can get. Thanks.
 
2012-05-09 04:59:35 PM  
I'm goin' down to shoot my old lady
You know I caught her messin' 'round with another man
 
2012-05-09 05:01:21 PM  
i1089.photobucket.com
 
2012-05-09 05:04:47 PM  

Grables'Daughter: [i1089.photobucket.com image 480x254]


Can't imagine why the TFers don't like you....
 
2012-05-09 05:05:31 PM  

neversubmit: For those of you grossed out by the outie.

Bacteria

A team of scientists have discovered there are 1,400 strains of bacteria lurking in human belly buttons.[23] North Carolina State University's Belly Button Biodiversity study even found 662 unrecognised strains which could be unique new species.[23][24][25]

/i haz innie and i wonder what lives in there


The same bacteria the rest of your body is covered in.
 
2012-05-09 05:09:33 PM  

TrekerDave: Billy?


I thank you, the Poppy Family thanks you.
 
2012-05-09 05:11:10 PM  
wherever, dude...
it's a long and winding road
 
2012-05-09 05:11:55 PM  
Always foreward, never straight.
 
2012-05-09 05:12:34 PM  
Down to the river to pray.

/studyin' about that good old way.
 
2012-05-09 05:15:17 PM  

oxycodon: Grables'Daughter: [i1089.photobucket.com image 480x254]

Can't imagine why the TFers don't like you....


I know, right?

: )
 
2012-05-09 05:15:59 PM  
Did I get sponsored for TF again? I keep seeing all these discussion topics....

Also, I'm off to Montan for to throw the hoolihan....
 
2012-05-09 05:16:57 PM  
When I come to a fork in the road, I am taking it.
 
2012-05-09 05:17:19 PM  
to the gym, in 26 minutes
 
2012-05-09 05:20:04 PM  
Down (down down down down down down)
To the bottom (bottom bottom bottom bottom)
Hello (lo lo lo lo lo lo)
Won't you throw me down a life line?????
 
2012-05-09 05:21:19 PM  
Up the City Ship Canal, around the point, past the breakwall, and then aimlessly around the lake until dark. Then back.

/ and again tomorrow
 
2012-05-09 05:21:34 PM  

new: billy madison hottie was also the last action hero hottie
/i think she was also in Mortal Kombat


that would be Bridgette Wilson
[t2.gstatic.com image 184x274]

many faps


You mean Mrs. Pete Sampras? Soo hot. Want to touch the heiney.
 
2012-05-09 05:22:11 PM  
85>101>25>156

Where am I, and where am I going?
 
2012-05-09 05:29:00 PM  
ninjamonkey.us

I CAN FAP TO THIS! jpg
 
2012-05-09 05:45:17 PM  
Right round, like a record baby, round, round, round, round

/I want your looooove!
 
2012-05-09 05:46:51 PM  
ecx.images-amazon.com
 
2012-05-09 05:48:05 PM  
a Left, Right, Left, Right, Left, Riiiiiiight, Leeeeft!!!!
 
2012-05-09 05:50:22 PM  

Grables'Daughter: And the Farker liters like me, the TF people all seem to hate me.


Nuh uh
 
2012-05-09 05:56:01 PM  
Our facility was called into a conference room where the new owners told us they were shutting down our location. So at some point I'm going to the unemployment line.
 
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