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2012-05-09 12:59:21 PM  
Lincoln county road or armageddon. This place don't make sense to me no more...
 
2012-05-09 01:03:52 PM  
Why is Lenny Kravtiz bellybutton silly putty? Why? Why?

That dude Liza Bonet's got now, Khal Drogo Conan, his bellybutton not silly putty?.
 
2012-05-09 01:04:06 PM  
I go both ways.
 
2012-05-09 01:08:58 PM  

Ponzholio: IBreakdance2NIN: Ponzholio: Apparently he and Lisa Bonet divorced almost 20-years ago... Why did I not know this?

And his daughter is Angel in "X-Men: First Class".

Mind. Blown.

Seriously, my mind hasn't been f*cked this much since I found out a couple months ago (from TF) that Vincent D'Onofrio who plays Detective Goren on L&O:CI also was Private f*cking Pyle in 'Full Metal Jacket'... and was also Edgar in 'Men In Black' and was also Thor in 'Adventures in Babysitting'...


The guy that kept calling Happy Gilmore a jackass was the guy who gave Doc's letter from 1885 to Marty McFly.

The hot girl from Happy Gilmore is Claire on Modern Family.
 
2012-05-09 01:09:32 PM  
Up, Up, Down, Down, Left, Right, Left, Right, B, A, B, A, Start.
 
2012-05-09 01:14:51 PM  
I'm the speed trap in your way.
 
2012-05-09 01:16:02 PM  

Ghastly: I'm the speed trap in your way.


Trap trap trap that's all we hear from you, Ms. Flaxseed Bosom. "I'm rich in Omega 3! Look at me!"
 
2012-05-09 01:25:35 PM  

Car_Ramrod: The hot girl from Happy Gilmore is Claire on Modern Family.


www.reactionface.info

/no idea who claire is
//billy madison hottie was also the last action hero hottie
/i think she was also in Mortal Kombat
 
2012-05-09 01:28:46 PM  
ninjamonkey.us

I'm going this way.
 
2012-05-09 01:34:53 PM  

Solty Dog: Going crazy...from the heat.


My first thought too

/don't bother me I'm dancin'
 
2012-05-09 01:36:45 PM  

Grables'Daughter: I'm going this way.


I can tell by the stains on the top left that you already did.
 
2012-05-09 01:39:57 PM  

Ponzholio: See, I remember that shiat too. Out of the entire cast of Empty Nest to go crazy, Joe isuzu would have been my guess.


I know! But they didn't go out like the cast of Diff'rent Strokes.
 
2012-05-09 01:42:06 PM  
 
2012-05-09 01:44:37 PM  

rotsky: Grables'Daughter: I'm going this way.

I can tell by the stains on the top left that you already did.


You know, I've used that picture on Fark for a long time, and I have never noticed those stains.
 
2012-05-09 01:47:37 PM  
Damn, I wish I'd edited those (found) lyrics a touch before submitting.
 
2012-05-09 01:49:35 PM  
Not up, that's for sure.
 
2012-05-09 01:49:49 PM  
Up.

I just need to transfer that into money...
 
2012-05-09 01:54:01 PM  

Walker: Not up, that's for sure.


Because People in power are Stupid: Up.

I just need to transfer that into money...


We really need to get you two together.
 
2012-05-09 01:57:11 PM  

Grables'Daughter: Walker: Not up, that's for sure.

Because People in power are Stupid: Up.

I just need to transfer that into money...

We really need to get you two together.


I avoid Texas Rangers.
 
2012-05-09 01:57:52 PM  

Because People in power are Stupid: Grables'Daughter: Walker: Not up, that's for sure.

Because People in power are Stupid: Up.

I just need to transfer that into money...

We really need to get you two together.

I avoid Texas Rangers.


Because People in power are Stupid made me smile.
 
2012-05-09 02:00:09 PM  

Because People in power are Stupid: Grables'Daughter: Walker: Not up, that's for sure.

Because People in power are Stupid: Up.

I just need to transfer that into money...

We really need to get you two together.

I avoid Texas Rangers.


I'M FROM VIRGINIA AND I HAD THE NAME FIRST!

img.photobucket.com
 
2012-05-09 02:02:06 PM  

Walker: Because People in power are Stupid: Grables'Daughter: Walker: Not up, that's for sure.

Because People in power are Stupid: Up.

I just need to transfer that into money...

We really need to get you two together.

I avoid Texas Rangers.

I'M FROM VIRGINIA AND I HAD THE NAME FIRST!

[img.photobucket.com image 370x300]


Do I need to separate you two?
 
2012-05-09 02:30:45 PM  

gamergirl23: mryoop789: Whichever way he's going.

Wtf is wrong with his belly button?


That's actually a spare clenis.
 
2012-05-09 02:32:48 PM  
Left at Albuquerque

loridyan.com
 
2012-05-09 02:32:50 PM  

Walker: Because People in power are Stupid: Grables'Daughter: Walker: Not up, that's for sure.

Because People in power are Stupid: Up.

I just need to transfer that into money...

We really need to get you two together.

I avoid Texas Rangers.

I'M FROM VIRGINIA AND I HAD THE NAME FIRST!

[img.photobucket.com image 370x300]


Well anyways, you guys have a terrible baseball team.

I will always be a RedSox fan... hey wait a minute. Since they fired Theo they've been down... so maybe I am down...
 
2012-05-09 02:34:11 PM  

Grables'Daughter: Walker: Because People in power are Stupid: Grables'Daughter: Walker: Not up, that's for sure.

Because People in power are Stupid: Up.

I just need to transfer that into money...

We really need to get you two together.

I avoid Texas Rangers.

I'M FROM VIRGINIA AND I HAD THE NAME FIRST!

[img.photobucket.com image 370x300]

Do I need to separate you two?


Are you blonde now? Is that you in the metal swimsuit?
 
2012-05-09 02:43:39 PM  

mryoop789: Whichever way he's going.
[madamenoire.com image 317x400]


The world of no-talent has-beens?

Do send us a postcard.
 
2012-05-09 03:32:26 PM  

Because People in power are Stupid: Grables'Daughter: Walker: Because People in power are Stupid: Grables'Daughter: Walker: Not up, that's for sure.

Because People in power are Stupid: Up.

I just need to transfer that into money...

We really need to get you two together.

I avoid Texas Rangers.

I'M FROM VIRGINIA AND I HAD THE NAME FIRST!

[img.photobucket.com image 370x300]

Do I need to separate you two?

Are you blonde now? Is that you in the metal swimsuit?


No, sadly, it's not. I call her Silver Bikini Girl, and I've been posting her for years.

FUN FACT: She is the sister in law of a Farker.

/yes, he proved this to me
 
2012-05-09 03:41:12 PM  

Grables'Daughter:

No, sadly, it's not. I call her Silver Bikini Girl, and I've been posting her for years.


"Posting" her? Is that what they call it nowadays?
 
2012-05-09 03:42:47 PM  

Because People in power are Stupid: Grables'Daughter:

No, sadly, it's not. I call her Silver Bikini Girl, and I've been posting her for years.


"Posting" her? Is that what they call it nowadays?


: )
 
2012-05-09 03:46:35 PM  
I'm not sure, but this handbasket is a little small
 
2012-05-09 03:46:57 PM  
I'll go with these ladies, and a bottle of GHB.

wherearemykeys.typepad.com
 
2012-05-09 03:47:03 PM  
A train up

2 or 3 train down
 
2012-05-09 03:47:05 PM  
What's up with that belly button?
 
2012-05-09 03:47:10 PM  
So Drew is now clearly demarketing TF by greening these threads.
 
2012-05-09 03:49:06 PM  
I was going to go my way, but I decided that was too slow, so now I'm taking the highway.
 
2012-05-09 03:49:40 PM  

tricycleracer: So Drew is now clearly demarketing TF by greening these threads.


I'll keep my $5, thanks.

/down
 
2012-05-09 03:49:45 PM  
Going to Big Sur to get my head together.
 
2012-05-09 03:49:48 PM  

special20: gamergirl23: mryoop789: Whichever way he's going.

Wtf is wrong with his belly button?

That's actually a spare clenis.


I thought that was on the elbows? Wait, no, that's weenis. Nevermind.
 
2012-05-09 03:50:00 PM  
Yeah - I'm not missing this crap at all.
 
2012-05-09 03:50:09 PM  
Going nowhere. Until I have to pee.
 
2012-05-09 03:50:59 PM  
141st to m40, down to 52nd, past ottogan turning into country club rd, left on 24th.

Then to my mini fridge....
 
2012-05-09 03:51:04 PM  

D_Evans45: I'll go with these ladies, and a bottle of GHB.

[wherearemykeys.typepad.com image 500x496]


I STILL can't draw my eyes away.
 
2012-05-09 03:51:12 PM  
Down to the levee even though the levee is dry.
 
2012-05-09 03:51:40 PM  
Down the tubes with the rest of the U.S.
 
2012-05-09 03:51:56 PM  
Point?
 
2012-05-09 03:51:59 PM  
currently sedentary.
 
2012-05-09 03:52:07 PM  

Mr. Murder: Yoop, why does that dude have a micro penis coming out of his belly button?


Not only that, he has a belly button for a penis.
 
2012-05-09 03:52:17 PM  
I'm going to Azeroth.

For the Alliance!!!
 
2012-05-09 03:52:27 PM  
The wrong way, just ask my wife.
 
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