To be fueled by ads from the same companies that sponsor the 6 o'clock news on the TV. Could work,though. I know people that have to have their grand-kids read their email for them.

Here's a prototype:

I'm not offended. My over-70 mom would probably like it.

/almost 50

Geezle

/Greygle?

bdub77: Here's a prototype:

[i.imgur.com image 640x425]

No mom, with the left mouse button. No, just click once, no need to double click. Wait, no, you clicked in the address bar. I said click in the search box. That one right there.

Offending old people?

Someone made a Geritol folly.

As someone who is nearly a decade over the 50-year mark, I must say I'm OFFENDED! OFFENDED, do you hear me?


(not really

Bathia_Mapes: As someone who is nearly a decade over the 50-year mark, I must say I'm OFFENDED! OFFENDED, do you hear me?


(not really

Don't you have a cloud to go yell at or something?

MaudlinMutantMollusk: Bathia_Mapes: As someone who is nearly a decade over the 50-year mark, I must say I'm OFFENDED! OFFENDED, do you hear me?


(not really

Don't you have a cloud to go yell at or something?

Get offa my lawn, whippersnapper! :-D

Bathia_Mapes: MaudlinMutantMollusk: Bathia_Mapes: As someone who is nearly a decade over the 50-year mark, I must say I'm OFFENDED! OFFENDED, do you hear me?


(not really

Don't you have a cloud to go yell at or something?

Get offa my lawn, whippersnapper! :-D

Heh... if I tried to whippersnap these days I'd probably break something

Just wait until they get searches for "2 girls 1 cup"...
/5 seconds...

MaudlinMutantMollusk: Bathia_Mapes: MaudlinMutantMollusk: Bathia_Mapes: As someone who is nearly a decade over the 50-year mark, I must say I'm OFFENDED! OFFENDED, do you hear me?


(not really

Don't you have a cloud to go yell at or something?

Get offa my lawn, whippersnapper! :-D

Heh... if I tried to whippersnap these days I'd probably break something

Heh!

Yuk it up, hipster-youth douche-bags.
Those tats & piercings are going to look GREAT when you hit the big 5-0!

FTFA comments: "While the kiddies are tweeting, preening on Facebook, playing games, and masturbating to porn, the rest of us are leveraging the technology to solve important problems."

I'm leveraging technology to solve important problems AND masturbating to porn!!!

Webcrawler is good enough for me you Google-heads.

sweet, something to feed the fire of youthful arseholes who hate Baby Boomers like they are the SS. Some day they'll realize their grandmothers were tripping on acid & sucking pipe at Woodstock, their grandfathers built most of the amazing shiat in their world and the whole lot of them was fu(ked their entire adult lives by the arseclowns of WashDC - just as they will be.

Momma Kritter is in her late 80's and doesn't want to do the 'net because she spent the last 20-25 years of her working life with her face stuck in a computers CRT.

Acidicnads: Why do I have a boner all the sudden?

and here I was asking the opposite question.

fisker: [i.imgur.com image 640x427]

Just giving it a proper test drive.

You're likely to make Mabel soil her Depends

I searched for "porn" and got "no results." This will not serve.

BarkingUnicorn: I searched for "porn" and got "no results." This will not serve.

it's old people internet.
their euphemism for porn is "party"
And yellow citrus kind is the best kind

Most of us nearing 50 have been using computers and the internet for more than half our lives now. For anybody who's so out of touch they'd need this service? Well, there's AOL.. if it still exists.

"What's this? An old fashioned lemon party?"
*click*