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(ESPN)   No-talent assclown scores hole-in-one   (espn.go.com) divider line 54
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2012-05-09 11:49:19 AM  
He's the one who sucks.
 
2012-05-09 12:00:26 PM  
"PC Load Letter"? What the fark does that mean?
 
2012-05-09 12:00:31 PM  
Yeah. But, the dude does almost nothing but play golf these days, so... I guess he was due.
 
2012-05-09 12:11:24 PM  
Bolton forever gets a pass for doing this.
 
2012-05-09 12:21:43 PM  

Quasar: Bolton forever gets a pass for doing this.


Came to say the same thing.
 
2012-05-09 12:37:12 PM  
"I parred the hardest hole on the course," Bolton said, "then got a hole-in-one, and when I drove up to the next hole 'When A Man Loves A Woman' was playing in the house on the radio. The stars are aligning!"

And now Armageddon It is playing in my head.....
 
2012-05-09 12:38:30 PM  
I celebrate the man's entire scorecard.
 
2012-05-09 12:38:33 PM  
"I parred the hardest hole on the course," Bolton said, "then got a hole-in-one, and when I drove up to the next hole 'When A Man Loves A Woman' was playing in the house on the radio. The stars are aligning!"

Well played, Mayans.
 
2012-05-09 12:42:15 PM  

Quasar: Bolton forever gets a pass for doing this.


That made me laugh my ass off every time I saw it, I also pissed off my buddy by sending him that link and saying this proves raps not hard when 3 pasty white guys can pull it off.
 
2012-05-09 12:42:56 PM  

Quasar: Bolton forever gets a pass for doing this.


I'd never seen that before, that's awesome. What's the story behind it?
 
2012-05-09 12:46:47 PM  

Quasar: Bolton forever gets a pass for doing this.

 
2012-05-09 12:53:05 PM  

Quasar: Bolton forever gets a pass for doing this.


Okay, that was awesome.
 
2012-05-09 12:53:11 PM  
No-talent ass clown?

Now Tebow is playing golf?
 
2012-05-09 12:56:34 PM  

Recoil Therapy: Quasar: Bolton forever gets a pass for doing this.

I'd never seen that before, that's awesome. What's the story behind it?


Short answer here.
 
2012-05-09 01:00:27 PM  

Recoil Therapy: Quasar: Bolton forever gets a pass for doing this.

I'd never seen that before, that's awesome. What's the story behind it?


Samberg, Kiv, and Jorma relentlessly begged Michael Bolton to appear in the video. He initially didn't agree due to the swearing, but broke down eventually.

And yeah, +1000000 respect points to him for doing so.
 
2012-05-09 01:01:23 PM  

Quasar: Bolton forever gets a pass for doing this.


Awesome. Thanks for sharing.
 
2012-05-09 01:02:12 PM  

Quasar: this


Having never seen that before that was completely awesome.
 
2012-05-09 01:11:48 PM  

GypsyJoker: Recoil Therapy:I'd never seen that before, that's awesome. What's the story behind it?

Short answer here.


Thanks, well worth the read. Thanks to you too Doran, I can see why there would be initial resistance on MB's part. Glad that he came through in the end.
 
2012-05-09 01:17:41 PM  
I saw that once, and immediately watched it a thousand times.

I still occasionally wander around the office belting, "THIS IS THE STORY OF CAPTAIN JACK SPARROW!" at the top of my lungs.
 
2012-05-09 01:27:16 PM  

Quasar: Bolton forever gets a pass for doing this.


So I'm insanely late to the party on this. But having just seen it for the first time....awesome.
 
2012-05-09 01:35:07 PM  

A Leaf in Fall: I saw that once, and immediately watched it a thousand times.

I still occasionally wander around the office belting, "THIS IS THE STORY OF CAPTAIN JACK SPARROW!" at the top of my lungs.


Oh, you're that guy.
 
2012-05-09 01:37:14 PM  

ShamWowofDamocles: Quasar: Bolton forever gets a pass for doing this.

So I'm insanely late to the party on this. But having just seen it for the first time....awesome.


damnit you tube is blocked at work. never seen it I guess I will have to wait until later
 
2012-05-09 01:45:24 PM  

Quasar: Bolton forever gets a pass for doing this.


How have I never seen that before?? That was awesome.
 
2012-05-09 01:46:03 PM  
I can see my "And now back to the good part...." line was not needed.

Carry on then....
 
2012-05-09 01:50:53 PM  

Quasar: Bolton forever gets a pass for doing this.


EPIC
 
2012-05-09 01:52:49 PM  
FTA -- "Playing the Toscana Golf Club in Indian Wells, Calif., recently, legendary singer Michael Bolton hit a hole-in-one."

Why legendary?
 
2012-05-09 02:07:46 PM  
This whole course is a pussy, just waiting to get f*cked.
 
2012-05-09 02:17:06 PM  
29.media.tumblr.com
 
2012-05-09 02:19:27 PM  
For a guy with no talent he's sure sold a lot more records than subby.
 
2012-05-09 02:20:33 PM  

S.A.S.Q.U.A.T.C.H.: For a guy with no talent he's sure sold a lot more records than subby.


To be fair, that line of reasoning would support the notion that Twilight is one of the greatest novels in history.
 
2012-05-09 02:20:49 PM  

S.A.S.Q.U.A.T.C.H.: For a guy with no talent he's sure sold a lot more records than subby.


someone needs to watch Office space and pull the panties out of his crack.
 
2012-05-09 02:32:17 PM  
THIS IS THE TALE
OF BOLTON'S HOLE IN ONE
A GEM OF A STROKE
THROUGH THE LATE SPRING BREEEEEEZE
 
2012-05-09 02:36:23 PM  
So he gave up his old career of stealing 8-track tapes from old Dodges?

/Obscure?
//I wonder where Micheal Bolton is right now?
 
2012-05-09 02:38:18 PM  

Actual Farking: Quasar: Bolton forever gets a pass for doing this.

Came to say the same thing.


Yep
 
2012-05-09 02:41:32 PM  
www.wrestlingvalley.org

Also, called the lovely daughter of a successful businessman, a low down, bottom feeding, dirty, slutty, trash bag HO!

/misses face Jericho who called women sluts
//armbar
 
2012-05-09 02:42:03 PM  
Didn't know he could golf. Bravo.

www.mediabistro.com
 
2012-05-09 02:44:12 PM  
I'm actually friends with one of his daughters. It's always fun to talk to her when she talks about her dad, knowing who he is.
 
2012-05-09 02:45:01 PM  

S.A.S.Q.U.A.T.C.H.: For a guy with no talent he's sure sold a lot more records than subby.


-1

Loose one turn
 
2012-05-09 02:45:33 PM  
On a different note, many kudos to Bolton not only for poking fun at himself in the Lonely Island video, but also for the massive amounts of charity work he's done. Whatever one thinks of his music, he seems like a pretty decent guy.
 
2012-05-09 03:14:31 PM  

AUAIOMRN: S.A.S.Q.U.A.T.C.H.: For a guy with no talent he's sure sold a lot more records than subby.

-1

Loose one turn


That's what happens when you 'Jump to conclusions'
 
2012-05-09 03:25:55 PM  
You know, artistic integrity is nice and all, but if I had the opportunity to make buckets of ducats singing songs for middle-aged women, I'd probably do the same damned thing that Bolton did.
 
2012-05-09 03:31:38 PM  

AUAIOMRN: S.A.S.Q.U.A.T.C.H.: For a guy with no talent he's sure sold a lot more records than subby.

-1

Loose one turn


Oh; it's too tight?
 
2012-05-09 04:01:20 PM  
I'm guessing subby is a failed musician
 
2012-05-09 04:04:58 PM  

ScotterOtter: I'm guessing subby is a failed musician


I'm guessing ScotterOtter doesn't own a television (or at least get FX).
 
2012-05-09 04:12:10 PM  

ScotterOtter: I'm guessing subby is a failed musician


I'm guessing you haven't completed 'FARK 101'
 
2012-05-09 04:17:39 PM  
Before anyone else slams subby, give this a watch/listen....

No talent ass clown

/not subby
 
2012-05-09 05:49:10 PM  

Crewmannumber6: I'm guessing you haven't completed 'FARK 101'


Fark 101 teaches that SNL sucks / hasn't been funny for decades / should die already....

/I first saw this on SNL. And I laughed.
 
2012-05-09 07:37:08 PM  
Holy Christ I can't believe how many of you never saw that video.

Get a damn internet connection or something
 
2012-05-09 08:57:10 PM  

Representative of the unwashed masses: [www.wrestlingvalley.org image 640x480]

Also, called the lovely daughter of a successful businessman, a low down, bottom feeding, dirty, slutty, trash bag HO!

/misses face Jericho who called women sluts
//armbar


C'mon, if you're gonna use the diss, you gotta do it right. It's "filthy... dirty... disgusting... brutal... bottom-feeding trash bag ho!"

/fWc up in this biatch
//Moss-covered three-handled family gredunza
///Jericho should get one more title run.
////SLASHIES!
 
2012-05-09 10:30:12 PM  
He just got to the course after watching 'Tin Cup'.

/never knew Bolton was a cinephile
 
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