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(YouTube) Video If Ren Hoek ran for office, this would be his campaign commercial. With whizzing on the electric fence goodness   (youtube.com) divider line 37
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2012-05-09 12:35:59 PM
God damn that was stupid.
 
2012-05-09 12:38:00 PM
Can't watch at work, but is Ren a LOG cabin Republican??
 
2012-05-09 12:38:33 PM

Biff_Steel: God damn that was stupid.


Anything that takes a cheap shot at Blago is just fine with me.
 
2012-05-09 12:40:41 PM
Holy crap, that guys cue card guy needs to learn how to keep up.

Like the guy wasn't creepy enough to look at to begin with he really didn't need all those sideways glances to try to read his script making him look shifty as hell as well.

Everything is bigger in Texas.

Apparently, even the FAIL some days.
 
2012-05-09 12:50:09 PM
What's with the bird noises?
 
2012-05-09 12:52:13 PM
That's Höek, you fool!
 
2012-05-09 12:55:31 PM
So he is complaining about everyone else not knowing how to do a job but you should vote for him to be railroad commissioner because he worked in the oil and
gas industry. I guess he had a model rail road in his office or something.
 
2012-05-09 12:57:08 PM
I watched it with the sound off ...

Why is that child molester watching some guy pee on an electric fence?
 
2012-05-09 12:57:36 PM
Is he running in TX or IL? What the hell did I watch? Doesn't he have a grandkid that could have produced that better or something? He blocked the text on the screen half the time.
 
2012-05-09 12:57:39 PM
Wait, that was a real campaign ad? Oh dear God....
 
2012-05-09 12:57:41 PM
Wow that was idiotic. Is Blogovoich(sp?) running for rail road commission? That what the hell is the point.

The "I am going to say something everyone thinks is bad is bad so you'll vote for me". What's worse is this probably actually works.
 
2012-05-09 01:01:25 PM

Thrakkorzog: So he is complaining about everyone else not knowing how to do a job but you should vote for him to be railroad commissioner because he worked in the oil and
gas industry. I guess he had a model rail road in his office or something.


The Texas Railroad Commissioner is responsible for regulation of O&G, including pipelines.
 
2012-05-09 01:01:53 PM
Obligatory

/and way better than that crap
 
2012-05-09 01:13:29 PM

Genju: Obligatory

/and way better than that crap


Truthfully I assumed that was going to be it, I'm not bothering with the link
 
2012-05-09 01:17:52 PM
As God is my witness, I never knew Ren had a last name.
 
2012-05-09 01:25:11 PM

Maud Dib: Thrakkorzog: So he is complaining about everyone else not knowing how to do a job but you should vote for him to be railroad commissioner because he worked in the oil and
gas industry. I guess he had a model rail road in his office or something.

The Texas Railroad Commissioner is responsible for regulation of O&G, including pipelines.


You would think he would mention that in the add.
 
2012-05-09 01:29:48 PM

Fano: Genju: Obligatory

/and way better than that crap

Truthfully I assumed that was going to be it, I'm not bothering with the link


Just some hick sounding dbag that used to work for some new orleans gas company portraying politicians pissing on an electric fence.. as his analogy of their politics vs his. Oh and he'll bring jobs to texas. yeah.
 
2012-05-09 01:54:02 PM

Genju: Oh and he'll bring jobs to texas. yeah.


The O&G jobs are booming. They are fracking the crap outta this state.
During my morning commute, I usually see 6-7 tanker rigs full of fracking fluid, and at least 1-2 fracking rigs.
They are legion.

www.marcellus-shale.us
 
2012-05-09 02:04:15 PM
Does he want to be my sledge hammer?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y_E0bvOPTRg
 
2012-05-09 02:26:52 PM
I know Illinois gets a metric shiat-ton of cash from Texas, but why is this guy in Texas running against a former governor of Illinois?
 
2012-05-09 02:28:16 PM
Secretary of Powdered Milk frowns upon political activism.
 
2012-05-09 02:29:03 PM

Snarcoleptic_Hoosier: Secretary of Powdered Milk frowns upon political activism.


Dammit. Powdered TOAST. I either need more or less beer.

/Joke ruined
 
2012-05-09 02:51:35 PM
When I was little and had no sense, I took a whiz on an electric fence. It hurt so bad, it shocked my balls, Then I took a crap in my overalls.

www.sauceforthoughts.dreamhosters.com
 
2012-05-09 03:04:24 PM
www.forkparty.com
 
2012-05-09 03:08:07 PM
Politics aside, the title "Texas Railroad Commissioner" just sounds totally kick-ass in an old-timey way.
 
2012-05-09 03:11:33 PM

Thrakkorzog: Maud Dib: Thrakkorzog: So he is complaining about everyone else not knowing how to do a job but you should vote for him to be railroad commissioner because he worked in the oil and
gas industry. I guess he had a model rail road in his office or something.

The Texas Railroad Commissioner is responsible for regulation of O&G, including pipelines.

You would think he would mention that in the add.


So people not from Texas are aware of that? It's an outdated name, but we know what the commission does.

Besides, it's just another agency for unqualified people to make rules that benefit their friends. Kinda like Congress.
 
2012-05-09 03:38:23 PM

FarknGroovn: Biff_Steel: God damn that was stupid.

Anything that takes a cheap shot at Blago is just fine with me.


I don't think that's supposed to be Blago; I think it's supposed to be Goodhair Perry.
 
2012-05-09 05:46:16 PM
Wasn't that myth busted?

thetruthaboutplas.com
 
2012-05-09 07:22:28 PM
Do I detect a President Sledge in our near future?

/got a nice ring to it
//probably totes cool dude to have a beer with
 
2012-05-09 07:47:41 PM

cram_hole: Is he running in TX or IL?


Well, in IL blago is farking ancient news. His replacement was reelected already. But i go to other states and they're all 'oh man, you guys got that govner who's headed to jail!'

So maybe they're like that in TX.
 
2012-05-09 08:22:38 PM

casual disregard: Do I detect a President Sledge in our near future?

/got a nice ring to it
//probably totes cool dude to have a beer with


President Sledge? "Trust me, I know what I'm doing" will be his slogan.
 
2012-05-09 09:48:27 PM
I substituted Oil & Gas Industry with Propane and Proane Accessories in my head and it totaly worked.

/I tellyuhwhat
 
2012-05-09 09:50:21 PM

Biff_Steel: God damn that was stupid.


It's Texas. That was subtle, refined genius right there.
 
2012-05-10 07:01:01 AM
oh if only blago was really getting electrocuted like that
mchenrycountyblog.com

Nice reading of those cue cards by the way
 
2012-05-10 01:35:59 PM
Now I want to go find an electric fence to pee on. You know, just to see what happens.
 
2012-05-11 12:47:37 AM
didn't that guy used to date john travolta?
 
2012-05-12 01:58:43 PM

Precision Boobery: When I was little and had no sense, I took a whiz on an electric fence. It hurt so bad, it shocked my balls, Then I took a crap in my overalls.

[www.sauceforthoughts.dreamhosters.com image 640x955]


Clearly he needs TP for his bunghole.
 
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