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2012-05-09 12:39:30 PM  

EWreckedSean: Lord Dimwit: EWreckedSean: You don't have a civil right to the fruits of somebody's labor. I think we absolutely need to figure out what is the best way to get people who deserve to be insured insured (which is most people), but let's never pretend it is a right.

When those people's labor produces something without the use of roads, police protection, running water, electricity, working courts, a stable legal system, or any of the other million things I helped pay for, I won't ask for a portion of their labor in return.

How many of those things can you reasonably provide for yourself?


The costs of health care are no longer reasonable. Hence the need for reform.
 
2012-05-09 12:39:35 PM  

EWreckedSean: Corporate Self: So why exactly do they hate Obama so much (if its not because he's black)?

I always here criticisms, but no facts are ever presented as to why people think hes a radical Christians Muslim Marxist Nazi dictator.

How old are you? Do you forget how much they hated Clinton?

That a side, the left doesn't have much in the way of the armed militia types, but there was equal amounts with this kind of vitriol for Bush. They just talked about fleeing for Canada instead.


You didn't answer my questions, but thanks for playing!
 
2012-05-09 12:39:41 PM  

Lord Dimwit: EWreckedSean: Lord Dimwit: EWreckedSean: You don't have a civil right to the fruits of somebody's labor. I think we absolutely need to figure out what is the best way to get people who deserve to be insured insured (which is most people), but let's never pretend it is a right.

When those people's labor produces something without the use of roads, police protection, running water, electricity, working courts, a stable legal system, or any of the other million things I helped pay for, I won't ask for a portion of their labor in return.

How many of those things can you reasonably provide for yourself?

I also can't reasonably provide health care for myself.


Yes you can. I'll google you some policies if you like. You can't get a policy for courts, or policy protection, or a legal system, or roads. Running water and electricity you can, but most of that is privately provided already.
 
2012-05-09 12:39:50 PM  

Vodka Zombie: Do I get free guns and money from the Koch brothers for hookers and blow?


What are you, some kind of Socialist? Bootstrap your own guns and money for hookers and blow.
 
2012-05-09 12:40:12 PM  

Corporate Self: So why exactly do they hate Obama so much (if its not because he's black)?

I always here criticisms, but no facts are ever presented as to why people think hes a radical Christians Muslim Marxist Nazi dictator.


(D - Illinois) doesn't hurt
 
2012-05-09 12:40:22 PM  
just an inquiry to anyone that would care to answer, is it any worse to say you are going to arm up and rebel against a government that is clearly an abandonment of the country's founding, or worse to openly hope and suggest ways for the president to die? Because I was around here in '04 and '06 and '08 and I remember the things said by many liberals here and elsewhere about how GWB should be dead. Strung and dropped by the neck for lying about WMD or whatever else he did wrong. A book dreaming of his assassination.

Personally I think these dudes in VA are nuts. The thought of taking another Americans life over politics is beyond me. But so is writing a book about killing a sitting president. What if rush limbaugh wrote a book like that about Obama now? he would be in gitmo!!! But lets ridicule these people instead. I don't think they are serious about their grievances.

and if you didn't know, if Obama wins a second term, this nation will go ape shiat. What that would ultimately evolve into is any ones guess, but it aint gonna be good. Me, personally, I will QUIT my job. I will not earn another tax dollar. I wanna be a leach too, and will be.
 
2012-05-09 12:40:42 PM  
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2012-05-09 12:40:50 PM  

Edsel: spiderpaz: I would just respond to the idiot teahadist that thinks he is going to successfully rebel against the US and it's military with this concise message:

[imagemacros.files.wordpress.com image 337x363]

The best part is that he thinks he can get it done the same way teabaggers conduct most of their business: by forwarding emails to 25 people they know.

FW: FW: FW: FW: FW: ARMED INSURRECTION, WHO'S IN?


They asked people to contact others so I did.

I know for a fact the people I contacted have many weapons and are well trained too.
 
2012-05-09 12:41:03 PM  

Wendy's Chili: EWreckedSean: Lord Dimwit: EWreckedSean: You don't have a civil right to the fruits of somebody's labor. I think we absolutely need to figure out what is the best way to get people who deserve to be insured insured (which is most people), but let's never pretend it is a right.

When those people's labor produces something without the use of roads, police protection, running water, electricity, working courts, a stable legal system, or any of the other million things I helped pay for, I won't ask for a portion of their labor in return.

How many of those things can you reasonably provide for yourself?

The costs of health care are no longer reasonable. Hence the need for reform.


I don't disagree, I merely question the means. Obamacare is moronic. It's more of the same buried in 2700 pages of perks and payoffs for special interests while giving the insurance companies 50 million new paying customers. Tell me, have your rates stopped rising?
 
2012-05-09 12:41:13 PM  

Lord Dimwit: EWreckedSean: Lord Dimwit: EWreckedSean: You don't have a civil right to the fruits of somebody's labor. I think we absolutely need to figure out what is the best way to get people who deserve to be insured insured (which is most people), but let's never pretend it is a right.

When those people's labor produces something without the use of roads, police protection, running water, electricity, working courts, a stable legal system, or any of the other million things I helped pay for, I won't ask for a portion of their labor in return.

How many of those things can you reasonably provide for yourself?

I also can't reasonably provide health care for myself.


Slacker.

EWreckedSean performed his own lobotomy.
 
2012-05-09 12:41:43 PM  

EatTheWorld: just an inquiry to anyone that would care to answer, is it any worse to say you are going to arm up and rebel against a government that is clearly an abandonment of the country's founding, or worse to openly hope and suggest ways for the president to die? Because I was around here in '04 and '06 and '08 and I remember the things said by many liberals here and elsewhere about how GWB should be dead. Strung and dropped by the neck for lying about WMD or whatever else he did wrong. A book dreaming of his assassination.

Personally I think these dudes in VA are nuts. The thought of taking another Americans life over politics is beyond me. But so is writing a book about killing a sitting president. What if rush limbaugh wrote a book like that about Obama now? he would be in gitmo!!! But lets ridicule these people instead. I don't think they are serious about their grievances.

and if you didn't know, if Obama wins a second term, this nation will go ape shiat. What that would ultimately evolve into is any ones guess, but it aint gonna be good. Me, personally, I will QUIT my job. I will not earn another tax dollar. I wanna be a leach too, and will be.


You sound sane.
 
2012-05-09 12:42:28 PM  

mavexe: High School Drivers Ed Instruct CSB: Got a ticket for 56/55, had it framed in his classroom



He should have fought it, it's an easy win.
 
2012-05-09 12:42:36 PM  

Corporate Self: EWreckedSean: Corporate Self: So why exactly do they hate Obama so much (if its not because he's black)?

I always here criticisms, but no facts are ever presented as to why people think hes a radical Christians Muslim Marxist Nazi dictator.

How old are you? Do you forget how much they hated Clinton?

That a side, the left doesn't have much in the way of the armed militia types, but there was equal amounts with this kind of vitriol for Bush. They just talked about fleeing for Canada instead.

You didn't answer my questions, but thanks for playing!


Sorry, I thought the answer covered that, that it isn't because of his race (although I will grant it is some), rather each side of politics has a core of people who will hate everything about the other guy simply because he is the other guy.
 
2012-05-09 12:42:49 PM  

If you want a feeling of how they feel inside their fevered brains, read it in the movie-trailer voice of Don Lafontaine.

FTA: [In a world where] "We have before us a challenge to remove an ideologue unlike anything world history has ever witnessed or recognized.
[smash cut of Obama rally with desaturated color and fuzzed audio]

"An individual who has come to power within a Nation which yields it's strength over the entire world."
[smash cuts of various military hardware, ending with slow pullout from wood desktop to reveal Obama sitting in the Oval Office, hands on desk, in a freeze-framed snarl]

"An elected leader who shuns biblical praise, handicaps economic ability, disrespects the honor of earned military might."

[vignetted slo mo of domestic family scenes, people helping raise a barn, pulling together on a rope to free a stuck wagon, with interspersed .5 second flashes of WW2 gulag scenes, roundups and train stations packed with refugees and prisoners]

"In the coming days and weeks ~ we the people must come to grasp as a common force, our very soul's, that our future as a sovereign nation is indeed at risk."

[cuts of neighbors talking in kitchens, occasionally glancing toward windows. Basement rec-room meetings]
"If every single individual that you know, would contact 25 other individuals ~ we can make a difference that will be heard across the Commonwealth and in Washington."

[cuts of vigilant-looking men gazing from porches, over fields, from tractors. Images of people opening closets, taking out hunting rifles. Old men taking antique rifles from over fireplaces and wiping the dust off. Gradually more intense scenes of men gathering, checking weapons, walking quickly toward a single area.]

"The ultimate task for the people is to remain vigilant and aware ~ that the government, their government is out of control, and this moment, this opportunity, must not be forsaken, must not escape us, for we shall not have any coarse but armed revolution should we fail with the power of the vote in November ~ This Republic cannot survive for 4 more years underneath this political socialist ideologue."

[cut to black. Faint, martial sounding classical music, unrecognizable. Fade in of fullscreen closeup of waving American flag. Music ramps up, it's Orff's "O Fortuna". Soft sounds of flames, getting louder as flames gradually rise up screen, consuming flag. Music ramps to loud, crashing orchestral peak. Just at crescendo, massive, metal-looking words crash into screen:

(BLAM!)

THE SECOND

(blam!)
AMERICAN (blam!) REVOLUTION

(BLAM!)
STARTS NOW


[instant silence.]

[Slow fade in of words at bottom third of screen]

coming November 2012
 
2012-05-09 12:43:14 PM  
Can someone please get Ken Burns on retainer? I can't wait for the DVD set. We can get those sisters that did the Santorum song to do the music.

"My Dearest Agnes,

I fear all is lost. Only the thought of your warm embraces and your homemade deep fried lard balls with fried chicken fat sauce gives me the strength to endure. How I long to sit beside the intarnet with you and forward the truth.

At daybreak we mounted our trusty Hoverounds and set out for the dark pit of soshulism that George Washington's house has descended to under the Kenyan Mooslim Communist usurper and we were instantly bedeviled. The demon-rats had blocked the handicap ramps and all that lay before us were stairs.

Stairs three, even four steps in height. The Imp himself could not have built a stouter barricade.

Morale plummeted. We attempted to scale the gentle rise alongside the stairs but our wheels found no purchase. The November chill sapped our batteries and our spirit. Clovis attempted to use his mighty Jazzy to tow those of us bereft of amperage, but soon even his gauge lay bare. We all attempted to contact our Medicare aides to have new batteries delivered, but all was to no avail.

Please, my dearest, take little Joe-Bob's refrigerator college money and send it to Pat Robertson so he can conjure up a prayericane. If not, I fear, this shall be my last.

I remain,

Your Loving Earnhardt"
 
2012-05-09 12:43:24 PM  

Doc Daneeka: Pretty sure calling for armed insurrection is a clear-cut case of treason.

When does the trial start?


Oh, I imagine Mr. Teaderper got a nice and quiet one-on-one chat with a couple of friendly gentlemen who talk into their cuffs a lot.

I also imagine he won't be making anymore articles advocating violent revolt against the government.
 
2012-05-09 12:43:47 PM  

Fark Me To Tears: Greene County... Virginia? It's out in the middle of nowhere. A few homes. Some trailers. A bunch of pickup trucks. It's a place that most people who live in Virginia aren't even aware of. Yeah... we should be alarmed because they are calling for an armed revolution.


I'm not going to underestimate them. Not after two men managed to supress millions of voters and swing a nation-wide election back in 2008.

www.redstatereport.com
 
2012-05-09 12:44:20 PM  

discgolfguru: madgonad: Thanks for the tip. I am driving out east this summer and have adjusted my route to avoid that part of Virginia (and all of West Virginia) as well as Lexington, KY (sorry Drew).

WV is actually very pretty to drive through, and the cops aren't really any worse than anywhere else. I just wouldn't recommend stopping if you don't have to.

/ avoid Gauley Bridge, though. Worst speed trap ever.


I have always enjoyed driving across WV, until a friend sent me on a side-trip while passing through and I got to see what coal mining has become. They actually cut the tops of mountains off and use the rock to fill in the valleys. Both amazing and horrific.
Anyway, I'll loop south and go through Smokey Mountain National Park - also very pretty. Overall, it will add 25 miles to a 1300 mile trip.
 
2012-05-09 12:45:27 PM  
As much as the NRA folks try to convince their newsletter recipients that Obama is gonna take away their guns, it's stuff like this that makes me want to take away the guns from crazy Republicans.
 
2012-05-09 12:45:44 PM  

cameroncrazy1984: colon_pow: Doc Daneeka: When right wingers stop being racist, we'll stop pointing it out.

there's a difference between "pointing it out" and whipping out the race card because you're retarded and find it too irresistible.

Okay, genius: Besides Racism, why else would you advocate for armed insurrection based on Obama's record?


you made my point perfectly.
thanks Cam.
 
2012-05-09 12:46:54 PM  

EatTheWorld: just an inquiry to anyone that would care to answer, is it any worse to say you are going to arm up and rebel against a government that is clearly an abandonment of the country's founding, or worse to openly hope and suggest ways for the president to die? Because I was around here in '04 and '06 and '08 and I remember the things said by many liberals here and elsewhere about how GWB should be dead. Strung and dropped by the neck for lying about WMD or whatever else he did wrong. A book dreaming of his assassination.

Personally I think these dudes in VA are nuts. The thought of taking another Americans life over politics is beyond me. But so is writing a book about killing a sitting president. What if rush limbaugh wrote a book like that about Obama now? he would be in gitmo!!! But lets ridicule these people instead. I don't think they are serious about their grievances.

and if you didn't know, if Obama wins a second term, this nation will go ape shiat. What that would ultimately evolve into is any ones guess, but it aint gonna be good. Me, personally, I will QUIT my job. I will not earn another tax dollar. I wanna be a leach too, and will be.


Good luck with that.
 
2012-05-09 12:46:55 PM  

Mr. Coffee Nerves: Can someone please get Ken Burns on retainer? I can't wait for the DVD set. We can get those sisters that did the Santorum song to do the music.

"My Dearest Agnes,

I fear all is lost. Only the thought of your warm embraces and your homemade deep fried lard balls with fried chicken fat sauce gives me the strength to endure. How I long to sit beside the intarnet with you and forward the truth.

At daybreak we mounted our trusty Hoverounds and set out for the dark pit of soshulism that George Washington's house has descended to under the Kenyan Mooslim Communist usurper and we were instantly bedeviled. The demon-rats had blocked the handicap ramps and all that lay before us were stairs.

Stairs three, even four steps in height. The Imp himself could not have built a stouter barricade.

Morale plummeted. We attempted to scale the gentle rise alongside the stairs but our wheels found no purchase. The November chill sapped our batteries and our spirit. Clovis attempted to use his mighty Jazzy to tow those of us bereft of amperage, but soon even his gauge lay bare. We all attempted to contact our Medicare aides to have new batteries delivered, but all was to no avail.

Please, my dearest, take little Joe-Bob's refrigerator college money and send it to Pat Robertson so he can conjure up a prayericane. If not, I fear, this shall be my last.

I remain,

Your Loving Earnhardt"


I got a hearty LOL from that. :D
 
2012-05-09 12:47:15 PM  
FTFA: "We have before us a challenge to remove an ideologue unlike anything world history has ever witnessed or recognized."


Never in the history of the written language in the universe has there been a more pure example of hyperbole.
 
2012-05-09 12:47:37 PM  
We have before us a challenge to remove an ideologue unlike anything world history has ever witnessed or recognized.

An individual who has come to power within a Nation which yields it's strength over the entire world.

An elected leader who shuns biblical praise, handicaps economic ability, disrespects the honor of earned military might.

In the coming days and weeks ~ we the people must come to grasp as a common force, our very soul's, that our future as a sovereign nation is indeed at risk.

If every single individual that you know, would contact 25 other individuals ~ we can make a difference that will be heard across the Commonwealth and in Washington.

The ultimate task for the people is to remain vigilant and aware ~ that the government, their government is out of control, and this moment, this opportunity, must not be forsaken, must not escape us, for we shall not have any coarse but armed revolution should we fail with the power of the vote in November ~ This Republic cannot survive for 4 more years underneath this political socialist ideologue.


As a native English speaker, I take offense to the language hack-jab presented by this declaration.

/Are random tildes a sign of ascendency amongst the ranks of the knee jerk brigade?
//The FB page is even worse
 
2012-05-09 12:47:43 PM  

EWreckedSean: Obamacare is moronic.


Obamacare is RomneyCare, which came straight from those ultraliberals at the Heritage Foundation. A Lefties idea of health care reform involves single payer / medicare for all.
 
2012-05-09 12:47:45 PM  

EatTheWorld: Me, personally, I will QUIT my job. I will not earn another tax dollar. I wanna be a leach too, and will be.


And you will be replaced by one of the millions of people looking for work. Assuming your current job pays more than a welfare check, your replacement will instantly have a higher quality of life than you will. But, you'll get satisfaction in knowing that Obama read about you quitting and pounded his desk while yelling, "EATTHEWORLD!!!!"
 
2012-05-09 12:48:31 PM  
Jesus. I am so sick of hearing this crap. At this point I kinda wish an armed insurrection would happen, just so that we could dispatch these idiots and move on.

/Conservative, former mil, do not see Obama as the greatest existential threat in U.S. history.
 
2012-05-09 12:49:41 PM  

fracto73: mavexe: High School Drivers Ed Instruct CSB: Got a ticket for 56/55, had it framed in his classroom

He should have fought it, it's an easy win.


He did. He got driving school and a full fine with no point reduction. You try to fight these things in Greene County and the Judge takes it personally as if you're calling the credibility of an officer into question. We tried fighting mine and not only did I get the full fine, no point reduction, and driving school, but he also made my mom (who came since I was a minor) attend driving school separately, which is something I've NEVER heard of.
 
2012-05-09 12:50:06 PM  

EatTheWorld: and if you didn't know, if Obama wins a second term, this nation will go ape shiat. What that would ultimately evolve into is any ones guess, but it aint gonna be good. Me, personally, I will QUIT my job. I will not earn another tax dollar. I wanna be a leach too, and will be.


www.vegaschatter.com
Why is everyone always bringing me into this?
 
2012-05-09 12:50:07 PM  

colon_pow: cameroncrazy1984: colon_pow: Doc Daneeka: When right wingers stop being racist, we'll stop pointing it out.

there's a difference between "pointing it out" and whipping out the race card because you're retarded and find it too irresistible.

Okay, genius: Besides Racism, why else would you advocate for armed insurrection based on Obama's record?

you made my point perfectly.
thanks Cam.


So you can't answer the question?
 
2012-05-09 12:50:49 PM  

madgonad: EWreckedSean: Obamacare is moronic.

Obamacare is RomneyCare, which came straight from those ultraliberals at the Heritage Foundation. A Lefties idea of health care reform involves single payer / medicare for all.


Link

"Our ruling

It would be accurate to say that a number of Republicans -- including several high-profile senators -- supported a bill or a subsequent proposal that included an individual mandate provision. But the Facebook post exaggerates when it says that "the Republicans embraced" the idea, a phrasing that suggests widespread support inside the party. Less than half the Senate Republican conference went public in support of Chafee's bill, most of them from the party's more moderate wing.

The Facebook post also stumbles when it says the proposals in question "proudly" featured the individual mandate "as its main component." The mandate was a mechanism that would have taken effect from eight to 11 years after enactment, and only if other policies failed to expand insurance coverage enough. Breaux, the bill's co-sponsor, suggested that it may never need to be put into effect at all. On balance, we rate the claim Half True"
 
2012-05-09 12:51:17 PM  

NINDroog: Jesus. I am so sick of hearing this crap. At this point I kinda wish an armed insurrection would happen, just so that we could dispatch these idiots and move on.

/Conservative, former mil, do not see Obama as the greatest existential threat in U.S. history.


Thank you for your service, and for being sane. Please run for office; the others in your party are clearly unfit (yes, all of them).
 
2012-05-09 12:51:24 PM  

madgonad: EWreckedSean: Obamacare is moronic.

Obamacare is RomneyCare, which came straight from those ultraliberals at the Heritage Foundation. A Lefties idea of health care reform involves single payer / medicare for all.


Newt was also a big supporter prior to running
 
2012-05-09 12:52:04 PM  
I was under the impression sedition was illegal.
 
2012-05-09 12:52:11 PM  
Starting to feel like a parent with unruly kids.

i105.photobucket.com
 
2012-05-09 12:53:52 PM  

skullkrusher: spiderpaz: I would just respond to the idiot teahadist that thinks he is going to successfully rebel against the US and it's military with this concise message:

[imagemacros.files.wordpress.com image 337x363]

you'd like to respond like a 10 year old? Congrats, you succeeded.


Oh skully, you never skip a beat with your pithy retorts.
 
2012-05-09 12:53:55 PM  

EatTheWorld: Me, personally, I will QUIT my job. I will not earn another tax dollar. I wanna be a leach too, and will be.


Sure, you will...
 
2012-05-09 12:55:11 PM  

Doc Daneeka: colon_pow: cameroncrazy1984: colon_pow: Doc Daneeka: When right wingers stop being racist, we'll stop pointing it out.

there's a difference between "pointing it out" and whipping out the race card because you're retarded and find it too irresistible.

Okay, genius: Besides Racism, why else would you advocate for armed insurrection based on Obama's record?

you made my point perfectly.
thanks Cam.

So you can't answer the question?


"You know, stuff..."
 
2012-05-09 12:55:37 PM  

Bleyo: And you will be replaced by one of the millions of people looking for work.


that's right. I'll have 99 weeks to play COD, shop for groceries on your dime, go to school on your dime, drink beer and smoke cigars all day long every day from the SS disability because OWW i hurt my back, and fark my replacements wife while he has my job.
 
2012-05-09 12:56:42 PM  

madgonad: EWreckedSean: Obamacare is moronic.

Obamacare is RomneyCare, which came straight from those ultraliberals at the Heritage Foundation. A Lefties idea of health care reform involves single payer / medicare for all.


Nah. Single-payer is a moderate socialist version of health care. Single-payer still involves private provision of health care, private medical practices, private ownership of hospitals, etc. Only the funding is public.

A real "leftist" version of health care would be a government-run system, such as the NHS in Britain or the VA hospital system here in the US, in which the government owns and operates the hospitals and clinics in addition to funding care.
 
2012-05-09 12:56:44 PM  

spiderpaz: skullkrusher: spiderpaz: I would just respond to the idiot teahadist that thinks he is going to successfully rebel against the US and it's military with this concise message:

[imagemacros.files.wordpress.com image 337x363]

you'd like to respond like a 10 year old? Congrats, you succeeded.

Oh skully, you never skip a beat with your pithy retorts.


it's just that I thought we'd come to an unspoken agreement that "f*****" was no longer acceptable in common discourse even if the parties in question are indeed homosexual militia types.
 
2012-05-09 12:56:54 PM  

EWreckedSean: You don't have a civil right to the fruits of somebody's labor. I think we absolutely need to figure out what is the best way to get people who deserve to be insured insured (which is most people), but let's never pretend it is a right.


Deserve to be insured? That sounds a lot like death panels to me. I thought Republicans where against that.
 
2012-05-09 12:57:23 PM  

Wyalt Derp: "We have before us a challenge to remove an ideologue unlike anything world history has ever witnessed or recognized. An individual who has come to power within a Nation which yields it's strength over the entire world."

Are you sure you don't mean "wields"?


Of coarse that's what they mean, but they don't have time for proper spelling or grammar. The eagle is crying, and revolution is upon us all.
 
2012-05-09 12:57:27 PM  
These revolutionary militia types are full of shiat. My dad was a cop in a rural area toward the end of his police career, and they had one of those right wing groups with a "compound" outside town. The compound was a group of mobile homes surrounded by shooting targets and other training equipment. They always threatened to go full retard if the cops ever raided their place, but when the cops did show up to arrest one of their members, they always rolled-over and went peacefully.

Very few of these guys have the stones to go full Branch Davidian, and when they do it results in a standoff in some nowhere town because they don't have the numbers, training or communication to organize an actual revolt.

/CSB
 
2012-05-09 12:57:39 PM  

keylock71: EatTheWorld: Me, personally, I will QUIT my job. I will not earn another tax dollar. I wanna be a leach too, and will be.

Sure, you will...


I believe him. If you're stupid enough to say something like that, the sort of job you have is probably pretty suckass
 
2012-05-09 12:58:30 PM  

NINDroog: Jesus. I am so sick of hearing this crap. At this point I kinda wish an armed insurrection would happen, just so that we could dispatch these idiots and move on.


The sad thing is, it won't shut 'em up. Even if there's another terrorist act like the Oklahoma City bombing, or another Jim Adkisson, these idiots will just fall back to what they're best: project, deny, play the victim, attack liberals for pointing fingers.
 
2012-05-09 01:00:33 PM  

mavexe: fracto73: mavexe: High School Drivers Ed Instruct CSB: Got a ticket for 56/55, had it framed in his classroom

He should have fought it, it's an easy win.

He did. He got driving school and a full fine with no point reduction. You try to fight these things in Greene County and the Judge takes it personally as if you're calling the credibility of an officer into question. We tried fighting mine and not only did I get the full fine, no point reduction, and driving school, but he also made my mom (who came since I was a minor) attend driving school separately, which is something I've NEVER heard of.



"Your honor, officer jones is an up right and honest man. When he wrote this ticket for 1 mile an hour over the limit I am positive that that is exactly what the radar gun said. However radar guns have a 1 mile an hour margin of error. My speedometer said I was going the speed limit. It is impossible to know beyond a reasonable doubt which machine is correct."
 
2012-05-09 01:01:11 PM  

shower_in_my_socks: These revolutionary militia types are full of shiat. My dad was a cop in a rural area toward the end of his police career, and they had one of those right wing groups with a "compound" outside town. The compound was a group of mobile homes surrounded by shooting targets and other training equipment. They always threatened to go full retard if the cops ever raided their place, but when the cops did show up to arrest one of their members, they always rolled-over and went peacefully.

Very few of these guys have the stones to go full Branch Davidian, and when they do it results in a standoff in some nowhere town because they don't have the numbers, training or communication to organize an actual revolt.

/CSB


Ruby Ridge is probably a better comparison. Or this nutball:

talkingpointsmemo.com
 
2012-05-09 01:01:22 PM  

EatTheWorld: Bleyo: And you will be replaced by one of the millions of people looking for work.

that's right. I'll have 99 weeks to play COD, shop for groceries on your dime, go to school on your dime, drink beer and smoke cigars all day long every day from the SS disability because OWW i hurt my back, and fark my replacements wife while he has my job.


I think he may have revealed the setting event to his ridiculous childish behavior - some welfare scammer dicked his wife better than him, and now he assumes everyone needing government assistance is probably also plugging his wife.
 
2012-05-09 01:01:35 PM  

monoski: madgonad: EWreckedSean: Obamacare is moronic.

Obamacare is RomneyCare, which came straight from those ultraliberals at the Heritage Foundation. A Lefties idea of health care reform involves single payer / medicare for all.

Newt was also a big supporter prior to running


Rick Santorum also supported the individual mandate in the past. So did Jon Huntsman.

Plus a ton of other Republicans.
 
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