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2012-05-09 12:23:04 PM  

Antimatter: Edsel: spiderpaz: I would just respond to the idiot teahadist that thinks he is going to successfully rebel against the US and it's military with this concise message:

[imagemacros.files.wordpress.com image 337x363]

The best part is that he thinks he can get it done the same way teabaggers conduct most of their business: by forwarding emails to 25 people they know.

FW: FW: FW: FW: FW: ARMED INSURRECTION, WHO'S IN?

They honestly think that the military is behind them, so when the time comes it will be the teajadists + military versus Obama + union thugs.


In reality it will be teajadists versus local law enforcement with the final score being teajadists: 0 - local law enforcement: all the points.
 
2012-05-09 12:23:28 PM  

spiderpaz: Mr. Coffee Nerves: Much like those who assume that in a zombie apocalypse that they would be the sole survivor who gets off the leaping headshots in time to save the beautiful scientist working on the cure and who, reluctantly, will accept the mantle of leadership to bring humanity back from the brink when, in reality, said would-be hero will cower in his basement in terror until hunger forces him outside where he is instantly bitten by the paperboy and run over by a tank later that day, the people advocating for this are rife with those who actually believe the U.S. military will be on THEIR side in a revolt, or, even worse, that their time chugging Keystone Light and falling asleep in a tree stand during deer season will make their trusty 30.06 an equal match for an M1A1 Main Battle Tank.

Or, to use less words: Jerk off to "Red Dawn" until the laser burns a hole in the DVD -- it's still not a documentary.

YOU MY FRIEND have just been added to my green favorites list.


OMFG THIS!
 
2012-05-09 12:23:40 PM  

EWreckedSean: Lord Dimwit: I really, really don't understand how people can think that Obama is that bad. You may disagree with his policies, but he's not sitting there thinking "man, what can I do to destroy America today?"

And yes, you can find libruls who were just as crazy about Bush - except that Bush, you know, started wars that got people killed, while Obama - gasp! - said that we should maybe try to give people healthcare. Somehow, trying to get more people health coverage is worse than starting wars on false pretenses that killed tens of thousands of people.

If you vote Republican, you are tacitly endorsing this. You can't vote Republican and say "I'm only doing it because I believe in lower taxes" without implicitly saying that "lower taxes are more important to me than equal rights for my fellow citizens who happen to be gay or women, healthcare, and religious freedom for non-Christians." If lower taxes really are that much more important than those things, then I'd venture to say you fail as a human being.

Obama escalated Afghanistan. Why does he always get a pass on that because he didn't start it. Where does the buck stop. he came in, and had the opportunity to do the right thing and get us out of there, but instead he set in more troops, and three years later and thousands more dead we are no better off than we were.


Wait, so getting us into Afghanistan was right, but not getting us out was wrong?
 
2012-05-09 12:24:55 PM  

Doc Daneeka: Pretty sure calling for armed insurrection is a clear-cut case of treason.

When does the trial start?


Yep, I fully expect to hear the talking heads on FOX News calling for their immediate imprisonment.
 
2012-05-09 12:25:09 PM  

moops: Any attempt at an insurrection in the US will be put down with extreme prejudice.

Go ahead and try, derpers.


Not that I think it would ever come to it, but technically the largest block of recruits to the US military is the "derpers".
 
2012-05-09 12:25:16 PM  
i50.tinypic.com
 
2012-05-09 12:25:17 PM  

EWreckedSean: mrshowrules: EWreckedSean: RichieLaw: We get it...

He's black.

Not really. Obama's mother and primary guardian:

[i2.cdn.turner.com image 640x360]

oh for farksake. Do you actually ever have anything of value to contribute to any thread?

Was that any less valuable than the constant: We get it, he's black?


When right wingers stop being racist, we'll stop pointing it out.
 
2012-05-09 12:25:44 PM  

propasaurus: EWreckedSean: Lord Dimwit: I really, really don't understand how people can think that Obama is that bad. You may disagree with his policies, but he's not sitting there thinking "man, what can I do to destroy America today?"

And yes, you can find libruls who were just as crazy about Bush - except that Bush, you know, started wars that got people killed, while Obama - gasp! - said that we should maybe try to give people healthcare. Somehow, trying to get more people health coverage is worse than starting wars on false pretenses that killed tens of thousands of people.

If you vote Republican, you are tacitly endorsing this. You can't vote Republican and say "I'm only doing it because I believe in lower taxes" without implicitly saying that "lower taxes are more important to me than equal rights for my fellow citizens who happen to be gay or women, healthcare, and religious freedom for non-Christians." If lower taxes really are that much more important than those things, then I'd venture to say you fail as a human being.

Obama escalated Afghanistan. Why does he always get a pass on that because he didn't start it. Where does the buck stop. he came in, and had the opportunity to do the right thing and get us out of there, but instead he set in more troops, and three years later and thousands more dead we are no better off than we were.

Wait, so getting us into Afghanistan was right, but not getting us out was wrong?


Getting us in there was god awful stupid. So was escalating it.
 
2012-05-09 12:25:52 PM  

EWreckedSean: Lord Dimwit: I really, really don't understand how people can think that Obama is that bad. You may disagree with his policies, but he's not sitting there thinking "man, what can I do to destroy America today?"

And yes, you can find libruls who were just as crazy about Bush - except that Bush, you know, started wars that got people killed, while Obama - gasp! - said that we should maybe try to give people healthcare. Somehow, trying to get more people health coverage is worse than starting wars on false pretenses that killed tens of thousands of people.

If you vote Republican, you are tacitly endorsing this. You can't vote Republican and say "I'm only doing it because I believe in lower taxes" without implicitly saying that "lower taxes are more important to me than equal rights for my fellow citizens who happen to be gay or women, healthcare, and religious freedom for non-Christians." If lower taxes really are that much more important than those things, then I'd venture to say you fail as a human being.

Obama escalated Afghanistan. Why does he always get a pass on that because he didn't start it. Where does the buck stop. he came in, and had the opportunity to do the right thing and get us out of there, but instead he set in more troops, and three years later and thousands more dead we are no better off than we were.


First off, you're deflecting from the thrust of the argument, which is that the modern Republican Party and its supporters seriously believe lower taxes are more important that civil rights.

Second off, Obama doesn't get a pass for escalating things in Afghanistan. He gets a pass for escalating things in Afghanistan to try and get some stability there before we pull out, which we would've been able to do years ago if we hadn't also gone into Iraq. There's a difference between invading a country and sending troops there to try and clean up the mess after someone else invades a country.

(Note that I'm of two minds about our involvement in Afghanistan. I'm philosophically a pacifist, but also a pragmatist, so...that invasion may have been justified. Iraq was completely unjustified at worst and incredibly poorly executed at best.)
 
2012-05-09 12:25:56 PM  

Slaxl: Good, let them. They're nutbars and are better off dead or in jail.


This.
 
2012-05-09 12:26:12 PM  

Doc Daneeka: EWreckedSean: mrshowrules: EWreckedSean: RichieLaw: We get it...

He's black.

Not really. Obama's mother and primary guardian:

[i2.cdn.turner.com image 640x360]

oh for farksake. Do you actually ever have anything of value to contribute to any thread?

Was that any less valuable than the constant: We get it, he's black?

When right wingers stop being racist, we'll stop pointing it out.


Pointing it out makes you the real racist.
 
2012-05-09 12:26:13 PM  

propasaurus: EWreckedSean: Lord Dimwit: I really, really don't understand how people can think that Obama is that bad. You may disagree with his policies, but he's not sitting there thinking "man, what can I do to destroy America today?"

And yes, you can find libruls who were just as crazy about Bush - except that Bush, you know, started wars that got people killed, while Obama - gasp! - said that we should maybe try to give people healthcare. Somehow, trying to get more people health coverage is worse than starting wars on false pretenses that killed tens of thousands of people.

If you vote Republican, you are tacitly endorsing this. You can't vote Republican and say "I'm only doing it because I believe in lower taxes" without implicitly saying that "lower taxes are more important to me than equal rights for my fellow citizens who happen to be gay or women, healthcare, and religious freedom for non-Christians." If lower taxes really are that much more important than those things, then I'd venture to say you fail as a human being.

Obama escalated Afghanistan. Why does he always get a pass on that because he didn't start it. Where does the buck stop. he came in, and had the opportunity to do the right thing and get us out of there, but instead he set in more troops, and three years later and thousands more dead we are no better off than we were.

Wait, so getting us into Afghanistan was right, but not getting us out was wrong?


Most liberals aren't against Afghan, we were against Iraq, which was a pointless war. Afghan was where the enemy was, but it wasn't as glamorous as Iraq, so bush ignored it.
 
2012-05-09 12:26:34 PM  

Doc Daneeka: EWreckedSean: mrshowrules: EWreckedSean: RichieLaw: We get it...

He's black.

Not really. Obama's mother and primary guardian:

[i2.cdn.turner.com image 640x360]

oh for farksake. Do you actually ever have anything of value to contribute to any thread?

Was that any less valuable than the constant: We get it, he's black?

When right wingers stop being racist, we'll stop pointing it out.


How very convenient for you that you can write of any opposition as racism. No need to consider anybody has any other arguments against him, because we get it, he's black. Got it.
 
2012-05-09 12:26:37 PM  
You know, I have EWreckedSean on my ignore list. It states "threadshiatter, leave immediately"

Given that this thread is halfway grayed out with his posts, I'd have to say I was spot-on when I added that one.


/bye all
/sleep well
/bring it on, honey
/we'll likely kill you in the morning
 
2012-05-09 12:27:34 PM  

EWreckedSean: MessyDwarf: I really have to think if this was written in 2004 and replaced 'Obama' with 'Bush,' this guy would still be in Guantanamo.

You forgot this is 2012. Back then he would have needed a trial. Thanks to Obama he doesn't any more.


lol wut

Also nice deflection in this thread mr. erection.

Another embarrassing thread for the GOP nicely derailed.
 
2012-05-09 12:28:00 PM  
...In the coming days and weeks ~ we the people must come to grasp as a common force, our very soul's, that...

...for we shall not have any coarse but armed revolution...


I love it when people try to write all high concept and important sounding but fail at basic word usage and punctuation.
 
2012-05-09 12:28:32 PM  

Lord Dimwit: EWreckedSean: Lord Dimwit: I really, really don't understand how people can think that Obama is that bad. You may disagree with his policies, but he's not sitting there thinking "man, what can I do to destroy America today?"

And yes, you can find libruls who were just as crazy about Bush - except that Bush, you know, started wars that got people killed, while Obama - gasp! - said that we should maybe try to give people healthcare. Somehow, trying to get more people health coverage is worse than starting wars on false pretenses that killed tens of thousands of people.

If you vote Republican, you are tacitly endorsing this. You can't vote Republican and say "I'm only doing it because I believe in lower taxes" without implicitly saying that "lower taxes are more important to me than equal rights for my fellow citizens who happen to be gay or women, healthcare, and religious freedom for non-Christians." If lower taxes really are that much more important than those things, then I'd venture to say you fail as a human being.

Obama escalated Afghanistan. Why does he always get a pass on that because he didn't start it. Where does the buck stop. he came in, and had the opportunity to do the right thing and get us out of there, but instead he set in more troops, and three years later and thousands more dead we are no better off than we were.

First off, you're deflecting from the thrust of the argument, which is that the modern Republican Party and its supporters seriously believe lower taxes are more important that civil rights.

Second off, Obama doesn't get a pass for escalating things in Afghanistan. He gets a pass for escalating things in Afghanistan to try and get some stability there before we pull out, which we would've been able to do years ago if we hadn't also gone into Iraq. There's a difference between invading a country and sending troops there to try and clean up the mess after someone else invades a country.

(Note that I'm of two minds about our involvemen ...


You don't have a civil right to the fruits of somebody's labor. I think we absolutely need to figure out what is the best way to get people who deserve to be insured insured (which is most people), but let's never pretend it is a right.
 
2012-05-09 12:28:49 PM  

mavexe: Greene County VA is a cesspit of police over reaching their authority, squeezing out of towners for cash (via speed traps), and playing good ol' boys with the locals. This does not surprise me that these backwoods hillbillies are talking this trash.

My CSB: Got a speeding ticket for 59/55 when I was 16, judge made my mom go to driving school as well in Greene County (at her expense of course) while letting off the guy in front of me who was on his 3rd domestic violence charge. I didn't receive any point deduction mind you, and they even told the DMV that my license was surrendered at my initial court date

High School Drivers Ed Instruct CSB: Got a ticket for 56/55, had it framed in his classroom

/For a while there was an old cop car parked on a hill on 33 with a huge sign that read "Police are Corrupt"


Thanks for the tip. I am driving out east this summer and have adjusted my route to avoid that part of Virginia (and all of West Virginia) as well as Lexington, KY (sorry Drew).
 
2012-05-09 12:28:52 PM  

Wyalt Derp: "We have before us a challenge to remove an ideologue unlike anything world history has ever witnessed or recognized. An individual who has come to power within a Nation which yields it's strength over the entire world."

Are you sure you don't mean "wields"?


No, they actually mean "yeild." To these clowns, barakka husseino nicto fartbama has yielded internationally, deferring leadership to the commie-socialists in yurup while coddling the brown muslins in the middle east. This is how he plans to turn murica into a commie-fascist dictatorship and destroy Israel.
 
2012-05-09 12:28:59 PM  

EWreckedSean: How very convenient for you that you can write of any opposition as racism. No need to consider anybody has any other arguments against him, because we get it, he's black. Got it.


You do realize you are posting in a thread about GOP members arguing for an armed insurrection? Right?
 
2012-05-09 12:29:24 PM  

mrshowrules: s2s2s2: Don't you mean plan:
[stonestreetpress.com image 515x386]

plan d


science.kukuchew.com
 
2012-05-09 12:30:00 PM  

Antimatter: propasaurus: EWreckedSean: Lord Dimwit: I really, really don't understand how people can think that Obama is that bad. You may disagree with his policies, but he's not sitting there thinking "man, what can I do to destroy America today?"

And yes, you can find libruls who were just as crazy about Bush - except that Bush, you know, started wars that got people killed, while Obama - gasp! - said that we should maybe try to give people healthcare. Somehow, trying to get more people health coverage is worse than starting wars on false pretenses that killed tens of thousands of people.

If you vote Republican, you are tacitly endorsing this. You can't vote Republican and say "I'm only doing it because I believe in lower taxes" without implicitly saying that "lower taxes are more important to me than equal rights for my fellow citizens who happen to be gay or women, healthcare, and religious freedom for non-Christians." If lower taxes really are that much more important than those things, then I'd venture to say you fail as a human being.

Obama escalated Afghanistan. Why does he always get a pass on that because he didn't start it. Where does the buck stop. he came in, and had the opportunity to do the right thing and get us out of there, but instead he set in more troops, and three years later and thousands more dead we are no better off than we were.

Wait, so getting us into Afghanistan was right, but not getting us out was wrong?

Most liberals aren't against Afghan, we were against Iraq, which was a pointless war. Afghan was where the enemy was, but it wasn't as glamorous as Iraq, so bush ignored it.


Got it, so since I'm rightly against both, I can start calling you all a bunch of War Mongers? Thanks!

(We didn't have to invade Pakistan to get Bin Laden, no reason we had to invade Afghanistan either, and certainly no reason to be there a decade after Bin Laden left).
 
2012-05-09 12:30:11 PM  

EWreckedSean: Serious Black: JokerMattly: Serious Black: RexTalionis: We have before us a challenge to remove an ideologue unlike anything world history has ever witnessed or recognized.

Well, okay, so apparently Obama IS worse than Hitler.

Worse than Hitler? Come on! That's clearly minimizing the problem. Authoritarian Collectivist Dictator-for-life Fartbongo HUSSEIN ObaMarx al-Chicago is more evil than the combined evil of Adolf Hitler, Pol Pot, Mao Zedong, Vladmir Lenin, Josef Stalin, Josef Mengele, Vlad the Impaler, Emperor Hirohito, Ivan the Terrible, King Leopold II, Idi Amin, the Ayatollah Khomeini, Saddam Hussein, Osama bin Laden, Attila the Hun, Elizabeth Bathory, Irma Grese, Queen Isabella, Timothy McVeigh, Ted Bundy, John Wayne Gacy, the Zodiac Killer, Jeffrey Dahmer, Albert Fish, Darth Vader, Emperor Palpatine, Lord Voldemort, Sauron, Hannibal Lecter, Vito and Michael Corleone, Nurse Ratched, Magneto, Lex Luthor, the Joker, Galactus, Thanos, and Satan all raised to the power of Graham's number.

If we're including fictitious people, I think Joffery Lannister and Aerys Targaryan ought to be in this list somewhere.

I'm more than willing to add more people to the list. I just haven't gotten into Game of Thrones, so those names meant nothing to me before now.

Don't get into the books unless you are willing to devote a half a year of your life reading mostly uninterested storylines and the very real possibility that the author will die before wrapping any of it up. (Finally gave up at Feast of Crows)


Sounds awful. I'll steer clear of it. Thanks for the warning.
 
2012-05-09 12:30:29 PM  

EWreckedSean: Doc Daneeka: EWreckedSean: mrshowrules: EWreckedSean: RichieLaw: We get it...

He's black.

Not really. Obama's mother and primary guardian:

[i2.cdn.turner.com image 640x360]

oh for farksake. Do you actually ever have anything of value to contribute to any thread?

Was that any less valuable than the constant: We get it, he's black?

When right wingers stop being racist, we'll stop pointing it out.

How very convenient for you that you can write of any opposition as racism. No need to consider anybody has any other arguments against him, because we get it, he's black. Got it.


You know what? fark you, ya teabagger. This isn't 'any other arguments' this is some redneck teabagger proposing armed insurrection against the lawfully elected President of the United States of America. And for what? Policy differences? fark you. shiat like this is clearly bathed in racism and you know it. fark you.
 
2012-05-09 12:31:05 PM  
Dear Wingnuts: This is what actual treason looks like.
 
2012-05-09 12:31:08 PM  
Enough with the hyperbole. What is with the freaking hysteria? Obama is a mild-mannered, moderate, business-friendly social liberal. He's not even the most liberal President in recent history. There's a good case to be made that he's well to the right of Jimmy Carter. But as long as the liberal in the White House is a Southern white guy, there's no need to go apocalypse, right?

Trust me, morons, you will make it to 2016.
 
2012-05-09 12:31:30 PM  

spiderpaz: I would just respond to the idiot teahadist that thinks he is going to successfully rebel against the US and it's military with this concise message:

[imagemacros.files.wordpress.com image 337x363]


you'd like to respond like a 10 year old? Congrats, you succeeded.
 
2012-05-09 12:31:47 PM  

EWreckedSean: Lord Dimwit: EWreckedSean: Lord Dimwit: I really, really don't understand how people can think that Obama is that bad. You may disagree with his policies, but he's not sitting there thinking "man, what can I do to destroy America today?"

And yes, you can find libruls who were just as crazy about Bush - except that Bush, you know, started wars that got people killed, while Obama - gasp! - said that we should maybe try to give people healthcare. Somehow, trying to get more people health coverage is worse than starting wars on false pretenses that killed tens of thousands of people.

If you vote Republican, you are tacitly endorsing this. You can't vote Republican and say "I'm only doing it because I believe in lower taxes" without implicitly saying that "lower taxes are more important to me than equal rights for my fellow citizens who happen to be gay or women, healthcare, and religious freedom for non-Christians." If lower taxes really are that much more important than those things, then I'd venture to say you fail as a human being.

Obama escalated Afghanistan. Why does he always get a pass on that because he didn't start it. Where does the buck stop. he came in, and had the opportunity to do the right thing and get us out of there, but instead he set in more troops, and three years later and thousands more dead we are no better off than we were.

First off, you're deflecting from the thrust of the argument, which is that the modern Republican Party and its supporters seriously believe lower taxes are more important that civil rights.

Second off, Obama doesn't get a pass for escalating things in Afghanistan. He gets a pass for escalating things in Afghanistan to try and get some stability there before we pull out, which we would've been able to do years ago if we hadn't also gone into Iraq. There's a difference between invading a country and sending troops there to try and clean up the mess after someone else invades a country.

(Note that I'm of two minds about o ...


You're doing an awesome job deflecting attention away from the conservative who's advocating armed insurrection. Let's get this thread back on topic, please.
 
2012-05-09 12:31:55 PM  

EWreckedSean: You don't have a civil right to the fruits of somebody's labor. I think we absolutely need to figure out what is the best way to get people who deserve to be insured insured (which is most people), but let's never pretend it is a right.


When those people's labor produces something without the use of roads, police protection, running water, electricity, working courts, a stable legal system, or any of the other million things I helped pay for, I won't ask for a portion of their labor in return.
 
2012-05-09 12:31:55 PM  
If it happens, shoot me too.

I don't want to live a country ruled by Tea Party idiots.
 
2012-05-09 12:31:57 PM  

AdolfOliverPanties: Ted Nugent read this link, got a boner and shiat his pants.


Why? Was he trying to get out of the coming insurrection?
 
2012-05-09 12:32:08 PM  

shower_in_my_socks: Dear Wingnuts: This is what actual treason looks like.


Patriotism, Treason. It's all in the eye of the beholder.
 
2012-05-09 12:32:36 PM  

Doc Daneeka: When right wingers stop being racist, we'll stop pointing it out.


there's a difference between "pointing it out" and whipping out the race card because you're retarded and find it too irresistible.
 
2012-05-09 12:32:44 PM  
www.empireonline.com

Begun the Derp Wars have.
 
2012-05-09 12:32:45 PM  

Serious Black: EWreckedSean: Serious Black: JokerMattly: Serious Black: RexTalionis: We have before us a challenge to remove an ideologue unlike anything world history has ever witnessed or recognized.

Well, okay, so apparently Obama IS worse than Hitler.

Worse than Hitler? Come on! That's clearly minimizing the problem. Authoritarian Collectivist Dictator-for-life Fartbongo HUSSEIN ObaMarx al-Chicago is more evil than the combined evil of Adolf Hitler, Pol Pot, Mao Zedong, Vladmir Lenin, Josef Stalin, Josef Mengele, Vlad the Impaler, Emperor Hirohito, Ivan the Terrible, King Leopold II, Idi Amin, the Ayatollah Khomeini, Saddam Hussein, Osama bin Laden, Attila the Hun, Elizabeth Bathory, Irma Grese, Queen Isabella, Timothy McVeigh, Ted Bundy, John Wayne Gacy, the Zodiac Killer, Jeffrey Dahmer, Albert Fish, Darth Vader, Emperor Palpatine, Lord Voldemort, Sauron, Hannibal Lecter, Vito and Michael Corleone, Nurse Ratched, Magneto, Lex Luthor, the Joker, Galactus, Thanos, and Satan all raised to the power of Graham's number.

If we're including fictitious people, I think Joffery Lannister and Aerys Targaryan ought to be in this list somewhere.

I'm more than willing to add more people to the list. I just haven't gotten into Game of Thrones, so those names meant nothing to me before now.

Don't get into the books unless you are willing to devote a half a year of your life reading mostly uninterested storylines and the very real possibility that the author will die before wrapping any of it up. (Finally gave up at Feast of Crows)

Sounds awful. I'll steer clear of it. Thanks for the warning.


The Dwarf and the Bastard story lines are interesting. The rest basically blow. Watch the HBO series. And every book he adds a few more. this is not somebody you want waiting 6 years between books if you ever want an ending:

www.moviespad.com
 
2012-05-09 12:32:54 PM  

TFerWannaBe: You're doing an awesome job deflecting attention away from the conservative who's advocating armed insurrection. Let's get this thread back on topic, please.


Also, this.
 
2012-05-09 12:32:54 PM  

Serious Black: RexTalionis: We have before us a challenge to remove an ideologue unlike anything world history has ever witnessed or recognized.

Well, okay, so apparently Obama IS worse than Hitler.

Worse than Hitler? Come on! That's clearly minimizing the problem. Authoritarian Collectivist Dictator-for-life Fartbongo HUSSEIN ObaMarx al-Chicago is more evil than the combined evil of Adolf Hitler, Pol Pot, Mao Zedong, Vladmir Lenin, Josef Stalin, Josef Mengele, Vlad the Impaler, Emperor Hirohito, Ivan the Terrible, King Leopold II, Idi Amin, the Ayatollah Khomeini, Saddam Hussein, Osama bin Laden, Attila the Hun, Elizabeth Bathory, Irma Grese, Queen Isabella, Timothy McVeigh, Ted Bundy, John Wayne Gacy, the Zodiac Killer, Jeffrey Dahmer, Albert Fish, Darth Vader, Emperor Palpatine, Lord Voldemort, Sauron, Hannibal Lecter, Vito and Michael Corleone, Nurse Ratched, Magneto, Lex Luthor, the Joker, Galactus, Thanos, and Satan all raised to the power of Graham's number.


All of whom were and are liberals who helped fartbongo bin al-alinsky form his utopian liberal worlview.
 
2012-05-09 12:34:02 PM  

gilgigamesh: Sometimes, I find myself wishing Obama was the brutal dictator, the greatest threat to mankind, who rounds up his enemies and puts them into forced labor camps before gassing them, that some of these folks imagine him to be. You know, just so they could see what its really like to live under the kind of oppressive yolk they've constructed in their fevered, tiny brains.

I guess it comes from being raised as a child under the "I will give you something to really cry about if you don't shut up this goddamn instant" method of how to deal with whiny, petulant biatches.


If he really was we certainly wouldn't be hearing these people complain. They would have been silenced a long time ago. Though I am secretly hoping that Fox News gets charged with multiple FCC/FEC violations right after the election..
 
2012-05-09 12:34:03 PM  

dr_blasto: Wyalt Derp: "We have before us a challenge to remove an ideologue unlike anything world history has ever witnessed or recognized. An individual who has come to power within a Nation which yields it's strength over the entire world."

Are you sure you don't mean "wields"?

No, they actually mean "yeild." To these clowns, barakka husseino nicto fartbama has yielded internationally, deferring leadership to the commie-socialists in yurup while coddling the brown muslins in the middle east. This is how he plans to turn murica into a commie-fascist dictatorship and destroy Israel.


Ideologue: An adherent of an ideology, esp. one who is uncompromising and dogmatic.

Projection.

Also the difference between course, and coarse.

They aren't bright.
 
2012-05-09 12:34:58 PM  

Lord Dimwit: EWreckedSean: You don't have a civil right to the fruits of somebody's labor. I think we absolutely need to figure out what is the best way to get people who deserve to be insured insured (which is most people), but let's never pretend it is a right.

When those people's labor produces something without the use of roads, police protection, running water, electricity, working courts, a stable legal system, or any of the other million things I helped pay for, I won't ask for a portion of their labor in return.


How many of those things can you reasonably provide for yourself?
 
2012-05-09 12:35:11 PM  
I'm sure there are millions of 'em ready to kill for their country.

But not willing to die for it.

There are plenty of places with actual brutal dictators, and a well-armed populace. Hunting is a popular pastime in Iraq, for example, and ownership of long guns (rifles, shotguns) is widespread. And yet they couldn't overthrow Saddam. Zimbabwe's citizens have plenty of guns, Mugabe is still in power. Give me five squads in up-armored humvees and plenty of ammo for the .50 cal, and they'll squash a thousand dudes with hunting rifles.
 
2012-05-09 12:35:25 PM  

EWreckedSean: (We didn't have to invade Pakistan to get Bin Laden, no reason we had to invade Afghanistan either, and certainly no reason to be there a decade after Bin Laden left).


Go learn something about the Taliban and how they were aiding bin Laden pre-2001. And how that is who we are fighting in Afghanistan today.
 
2012-05-09 12:35:47 PM  
So why exactly do they hate Obama so much (if its not because he's black)?

I always here criticisms, but no facts are ever presented as to why people think hes a radical Christians Muslim Marxist Nazi dictator.
 
2012-05-09 12:36:04 PM  

colon_pow: Doc Daneeka: When right wingers stop being racist, we'll stop pointing it out.

there's a difference between "pointing it out" and whipping out the race card because you're retarded and find it too irresistible.


Okay, genius: Besides Racism, why else would you advocate for armed insurrection based on Obama's record?
 
2012-05-09 12:36:18 PM  

madgonad: Thanks for the tip. I am driving out east this summer and have adjusted my route to avoid that part of Virginia (and all of West Virginia) as well as Lexington, KY (sorry Drew).


WV is actually very pretty to drive through, and the cops aren't really any worse than anywhere else. I just wouldn't recommend stopping if you don't have to.

/ avoid Gauley Bridge, though. Worst speed trap ever.
 
2012-05-09 12:37:32 PM  

Corporate Self: So why exactly do they hate Obama so much (if its not because he's black)?

I always here criticisms, but no facts are ever presented as to why people think hes a radical Christians Muslim Marxist Nazi dictator.


How old are you? Do you forget how much they hated Clinton?

That a side, the left doesn't have much in the way of the armed militia types, but there was equal amounts with this kind of vitriol for Bush. They just talked about fleeing for Canada instead.
 
2012-05-09 12:37:43 PM  
Holy Shiat is that newsletter a concentration of Derp.

This President can be defeated because he has a paper trail that is deafening to the ears.
It speaks loudly in volumes on what his intended plans are should he acquire 4 more years to toil within our midst.
Therefore, We must not fail ~ We the people must prevail ~ For there is a terror upon the land and tyranny is grasped within it's left hand ~ Let us not be forsaken ~ for We shall never relinquish our sword as we defend freedom & liberty.



Is Barack Hussein Obama America's Most Biblically-Hostile U. S. President?



The evidence is as clear as the driven snow, this President has spent more, deprived more, or-dered more, mislead more, regulat-ed more than any President in our country's history.

A case in point is the pro-Islamic discrimination in our K-12 schools, where children are being indoctrinated in the superiority of Islam over all religions and special Sharia dispensations are demanded
for Muslims. While most people are generally aware of overt terror-ism, they often are not acquainted with the underlying driving ideolo-gy. This program fills that void and points to local action in the public schools.


Conservative Potato & Egg Delight
 
2012-05-09 12:38:12 PM  

EWreckedSean: Lord Dimwit: EWreckedSean: You don't have a civil right to the fruits of somebody's labor. I think we absolutely need to figure out what is the best way to get people who deserve to be insured insured (which is most people), but let's never pretend it is a right.

When those people's labor produces something without the use of roads, police protection, running water, electricity, working courts, a stable legal system, or any of the other million things I helped pay for, I won't ask for a portion of their labor in return.

How many of those things can you reasonably provide for yourself?


I also can't reasonably provide health care for myself.
 
2012-05-09 12:38:23 PM  
Greene County... Virginia? It's out in the middle of nowhere. A few homes. Some trailers. A bunch of pickup trucks. It's a place that most people who live in Virginia aren't even aware of. Yeah... we should be alarmed because they are calling for an armed revolution.

The only good thing about Greene County is that US 33 runs through it. During certain times of the year, it's a really pretty drive... or a great ride on a motorcycle.
 
2012-05-09 12:38:59 PM  
Man. In the event of armed uprising that'd be a lot of fat for the flame throwers to burn through. 'Cause you know. The Army's got all the flamethrowers. I'd say they're farked if they have to go up against the Army (Carlin 1984). I think I would be on the side with the flamethrowers. Do they barbecue in Virginia?
 
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