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(Right Wing Watch)   Okay, so apparently there is a Plan B   (rightwingwatch.org ) divider line
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7124 clicks; posted to Politics » on 09 May 2012 at 11:39 AM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2012-05-09 11:20:09 AM  
Holy crap.
 
2012-05-09 11:25:06 AM  
I live about 5 miles from Greene County, I guess I should keep an eye out for shiatty pick-up trucks heading en masse down Rt 29.
 
2012-05-09 11:25:14 AM  
Good, let them. They're nutbars and are better off dead or in jail.
 
2012-05-09 11:26:20 AM  
farksake.
 
2012-05-09 11:26:35 AM  
We have before us a challenge to remove an ideologue unlike anything world history has ever witnessed or recognized.

Well, okay, so apparently Obama IS worse than Hitler.
 
2012-05-09 11:31:06 AM  
 
2012-05-09 11:33:27 AM  
We get it...

He's black.
 
2012-05-09 11:34:55 AM  
Al-Qaeda, Taliban, Virginia GOP.

travsd.files.wordpress.com

What are three groups that advocate warfare against the United States of America?
 
2012-05-09 11:35:32 AM  
Much like those who assume that in a zombie apocalypse that they would be the sole survivor who gets off the leaping headshots in time to save the beautiful scientist working on the cure and who, reluctantly, will accept the mantle of leadership to bring humanity back from the brink when, in reality, said would-be hero will cower in his basement in terror until hunger forces him outside where he is instantly bitten by the paperboy and run over by a tank later that day, the people advocating for this are rife with those who actually believe the U.S. military will be on THEIR side in a revolt, or, even worse, that their time chugging Keystone Light and falling asleep in a tree stand during deer season will make their trusty 30.06 an equal match for an M1A1 Main Battle Tank.

Or, to use less words: Jerk off to "Red Dawn" until the laser burns a hole in the DVD -- it's still not a documentary.
 
2012-05-09 11:37:08 AM  
What I personally love is the idea of the founders of the US and writers of the US Constitution were "Conservatives". They were the ultimate in liberal, progressive thinking at their time. Of course, re-writing history is nothing new to those whackjobs.
 
2012-05-09 11:38:25 AM  
Sometimes, I find myself wishing Obama was the brutal dictator, the greatest threat to mankind, who rounds up his enemies and puts them into forced labor camps before gassing them, that some of these folks imagine him to be. You know, just so they could see what its really like to live under the kind of oppressive yolk they've constructed in their fevered, tiny brains.

I guess it comes from being raised as a child under the "I will give you something to really cry about if you don't shut up this goddamn instant" method of how to deal with whiny, petulant biatches.
 
2012-05-09 11:42:25 AM  
RELIGION OF PEACE
 
2012-05-09 11:42:33 AM  
Well now... THIS is a party I can really rally behind, now, isn't it?

Do I get free guns and money from the Koch brothers for hookers and blow?

It's always amusing when room temp IQs reach the end of their intellectual rope and lash out like this.
 
2012-05-09 11:43:12 AM  
Fake News, biatchy, American Stinker, Townfail, Moonie Times, hey, why the combo breaker?
 
2012-05-09 11:43:14 AM  
It's not terrorism when white Christians do it!
 
2012-05-09 11:43:22 AM  
DO IT. i triple dog dare you!
 
2012-05-09 11:43:26 AM  
what the fark is wrong with you people?
 
2012-05-09 11:43:33 AM  
How did that last armed revolution against the Government work out for you Virginia?

www.old-picture.com

piperbayard.files.wordpress.com
 
2012-05-09 11:43:51 AM  
Don't you mean plan:
stonestreetpress.com
 
2012-05-09 11:43:57 AM  
I thought he took away all your guns.
 
2012-05-09 11:44:14 AM  
"We have before us a challenge to remove an ideologue unlike anything world history has ever witnessed or recognized. An individual who has come to power within a Nation which yields it's strength over the entire world."

Are you sure you don't mean "wields"?
 
2012-05-09 11:44:21 AM  
DO EET!
 
2012-05-09 11:44:38 AM  
Good can't wait to see how many get shot and arrested.
 
2012-05-09 11:45:30 AM  

Mr. Coffee Nerves: Or, to use less words: Jerk off to "Red Dawn" until the laser burns a hole in the DVD -- it's still not a documentary.


The remake comes out 2 weeks after the election this November. I can already see the trailers being cut to add clips of President Obama to "rally the troops."
 
2012-05-09 11:45:36 AM  
We have before us a challenge to remove an ideologue unlike anything world history has ever witnessed or recognized

Aren't they about 4 years or so behind on this? That was the previous administration.
 
2012-05-09 11:46:04 AM  

gilgigamesh: You know, just so they could see what its really like to live under the kind of oppressive yolk they've constructed in their fevered, tiny brains..


Oppressive yolk?
Eggcelent...
 
2012-05-09 11:46:13 AM  
I'd love to see these yahoos get properly disciplined by military drones.

/and before you morons think about terrorizing fellow US citizens, remember: us Godless Libs have guns, too
 
2012-05-09 11:48:44 AM  
Wrote this a couple years ago. Looks like it's becoming prophetic:

ADKISSON'S ARMY
(sung to the tune of "Oliver's Army" by Elvis Costello)

I can't stand Obama
So I tuned in to Glenn Beck
And he told with heavy drama
About how our country's gone to heck
Then I logged on to my computer
And read the words of the Knoxville shooter

Adkisson's Army is here to stay
Adkisson's Army is on its way
To purge all Liberals from the good old U.S.A.

Down in my backroom
I've got canned foods and guns
I'm conspiring in the chatrooms
With the other disenfranchised ones
Now our legions are growing bigger
And soon we'll be rid of that.... Socialist

Adkisson's Army is here to stay
Adkisson's Army will not give way
And all the Liberals in this land will be blown away

Michele and Chuck are in
We'll cleanse this land of sin
Liberalism's an infection
We've been planning since the election
The time is now for an armed insurrection

Now comes the big push
We're armed and dangerous
If you're to the left of George Bush
You'll wish you'd never messed with us
God is on our side, so hear our words
You stupid, whining, worthless Marxist turds

Adkisson's Army is here to stay
Adkisson's Army, you Libs will pay
You are not welcome in our brand new U.S.A.
You better get the hell out of the U.S.A.
Or we'll be laughing as we blow you all away
Oh-oh-oh-ohh, oh-oh-oh-oh.....
 
2012-05-09 11:49:01 AM  
So the GOP wants to party like it's 1861?
 
2012-05-09 11:49:42 AM  
cdnimg.visualizeus.com
 
2012-05-09 11:50:07 AM  

OneTimed: I'd love to see these yahoos get properly disciplined by military drones.

/and before you morons think about terrorizing fellow US citizens, remember: us Godless Libs have guns, too


I'm actually ok with drones taking these terrorists out. America would sleep better at night knowing these lunatics are no longer a threat.
 
2012-05-09 11:50:28 AM  
How anyone could read that and come to the conclusion that we should rightly depose Taxbongo for his slanderous, treasonist, taxtastic policies, I don't know. I love the smell of stupid libs in the morning.
 
2012-05-09 11:50:29 AM  

OneTimed: I'd love to see these yahoos get properly disciplined by military drones.

/and before you morons think about terrorizing fellow US citizens, remember: us Godless Libs have guns, too


Hell, some of us "Godless Libs" are FOR the 2nd Amendment! Imagine that!

/"Godless Lib"
//For the 2nd Amendment
///Happiness is warm gun
////Bang Bang Shoot Shoot
 
2012-05-09 11:50:40 AM  

s2s2s2: Don't you mean plan:
[stonestreetpress.com image 515x386]


plan d
 
2012-05-09 11:51:10 AM  

Mike_LowELL: How anyone could read that and come to the conclusion that we should rightly depose Taxbongo for his slanderous, treasonist, taxtastic policies, I don't know. I love the smell of stupid libs in the morning.


I (heart) you.
 
2012-05-09 11:51:14 AM  

RexTalionis: We have before us a challenge to remove an ideologue unlike anything world history has ever witnessed or recognized.

Well, okay, so apparently Obama IS worse than Hitler.


Worse than Hitler? Come on! That's clearly minimizing the problem. Authoritarian Collectivist Dictator-for-life Fartbongo HUSSEIN ObaMarx al-Chicago is more evil than the combined evil of Adolf Hitler, Pol Pot, Mao Zedong, Vladmir Lenin, Josef Stalin, Josef Mengele, Vlad the Impaler, Emperor Hirohito, Ivan the Terrible, King Leopold II, Idi Amin, the Ayatollah Khomeini, Saddam Hussein, Osama bin Laden, Attila the Hun, Elizabeth Bathory, Irma Grese, Queen Isabella, Timothy McVeigh, Ted Bundy, John Wayne Gacy, the Zodiac Killer, Jeffrey Dahmer, Albert Fish, Darth Vader, Emperor Palpatine, Lord Voldemort, Sauron, Hannibal Lecter, Vito and Michael Corleone, Nurse Ratched, Magneto, Lex Luthor, the Joker, Galactus, Thanos, and Satan all raised to the power of Graham's number.
 
2012-05-09 11:51:55 AM  
I don't think they thought their derpy plan all the way through
 
2012-05-09 11:51:55 AM  
You OK, Ponch? You're sounding scary, big fella.

1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-05-09 11:52:19 AM  
To call these people dumber than shiat is an insult to shiat.
 
2012-05-09 11:52:28 AM  

RexTalionis: We have before us a challenge to remove an ideologue unlike anything world history has ever witnessed or recognized.

Well, okay, so apparently Obama IS worse than Hitler.


Well, he's definitely blacker.
 
2012-05-09 11:53:48 AM  
Those are clearly surveyor's remarks.
 
2012-05-09 11:54:29 AM  

Aarontology: Al-Qaeda, Taliban, Virginia GOP.

travsd.files.wordpress.com


What are three groups that advocate restrictions on women's rights?
 
2012-05-09 11:57:30 AM  
Armed revolution is what this country was founded on. Blood of tyrants and all that.

But seriously folks, Obama's not that bad. We'll recover from this regime in time. There's no need to get retarded because we can't even pick a winner as our candidate.

There's always 2016.
 
2012-05-09 11:57:42 AM  

Aarontology: Al-Qaeda, Taliban, Virginia GOP.

travsd.files.wordpress.com


What are three groups that advocate theocratic government policies?
 
2012-05-09 11:58:02 AM  
Oh look, it's a whiskey rebellion.

Good luck with that, fellas.
 
2012-05-09 11:58:40 AM  
Just so you know what we are dealing with here, may I present Caroline Thorpe, former Kmart clerk, and chairwoman of our local teahadist group.
i50.tinypic.com

/subby, and 1st green!
 
2012-05-09 11:58:51 AM  
I suggest they start with Fort Knox. They'll need all that gold to finance the revolution.
 
2012-05-09 11:58:58 AM  

Aarontology: Al-Qaeda, Taliban, Virginia GOP.

travsd.files.wordpress.com


What are three groups that advocate the discrimination of homosexuals?
 
2012-05-09 11:59:03 AM  
The Army should create a mechanized infantry division made up of women, gays and Hispanics, build a fort in northern Virginia and find a general named Sherman to take command and see what happens.
 
2012-05-09 11:59:44 AM  
Aww Jeeeezzz

Not this shiat again.


www2.indystar.com
 
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