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vegaswench [TotalFark]
2012-05-09 10:46:56 PM
robsul82: The Man Who Emotions and Razors Forgot

Haha! Here comes the cavalry to bail him out.
 
4NSpy
2012-05-09 10:46:59 PM
Cargo shorts and a beard? What are the odds that this guy wouldn't have any rhythm at all?
 
Polish Hussar
2012-05-09 10:47:07 PM
Smiths: AHAHAHAHAHA

wow

guy has no clue.

"DID YOU LOSE A BET?"

Thank dog for the dancing girls
 
Frozen_Puck
2012-05-09 10:47:22 PM
Recoil Therapy: Smiths: 9beers: Smiths: screw it, i'm calling them

Do it man, tell them to give a shout out to the people watching on Fark.\

gave total shoutout to fark. pressed 1 and got the manager's voicemail. left a full message thanking them "on behalf of FARK dot com and especially the NHL Playoff threads. we post and turn to karaoke from your establishment after the game, or during the game if it turns into a clusterfark" and praised them and said we support them and click on their ads and wish them to keep it up because they are amazing.

Awesome. We've got to try for a main page thread tomorrow night. Of course their servers would melt but it would be great.

WANT a main page thread so bad!!
 
bionicjoe [TotalFark]
2012-05-09 10:47:26 PM
WHAT?
WON'T
MAKE YOU
PRETTY

What's on the blonde's shirt?
 
Smiths
2012-05-09 10:47:36 PM
vegaswench: Smiths: 9beers: Smiths: screw it, i'm calling them

Do it man, tell them to give a shout out to the people watching on Fark.\

gave total shoutout to fark. pressed 1 and got the manager's voicemail. left a full message thanking them "on behalf of FARK dot com and especially the NHL Playoff threads. we post and turn to karaoke from your establishment after the game, or during the game if it turns into a clusterfark" and praised them and said we support them and click on their ads and wish them to keep it up because they are amazing.

You didn't. That's awesome.

The missus will vouch. i have call log for it. she was biting her shirt to avoid laughing (had it on speakerphone).

Frozen_Puck: So freakin' cool of you, man. That's awesome!

i was really hoping to get someone live there

and this guy is just... wow....
hostess wants to hit him.
 
robsul82 [TotalFark]
2012-05-09 10:47:43 PM
"Please make some noise for this spectacular performance."
 
Silvara [TotalFark]
2012-05-09 10:48:03 PM
Bhahaha...trying to teach people how to dance.
 
robsul82 [TotalFark]
2012-05-09 10:48:27 PM
bionicjoe: WHAT?
WON'T
MAKE YOU
PRETTY

What's on the blonde's shirt?

HATING
WON'T
MAKE YOU
PRETTY

I'm pretty sure, as I was eyeballing her chest pretty strongly.
 
Smiths
2012-05-09 10:48:44 PM
oh and i spelled out fark.com at the end too. just to make it clear cuz i'm hoping someone from there browses and goes "okay he said nhl playoffs... so.. sports.... oh my god"
 
bionicjoe [TotalFark]
2012-05-09 10:48:58 PM
4NSpy: Cargo shorts and a beard? What are the odds that this guy wouldn't have any rhythm at all?

lol
 
robsul82 [TotalFark]
2012-05-09 10:49:05 PM
This is one giant exhibition of White People Dance Like THIS.
 
Wasn't Looking at his Neck
2012-05-09 10:50:12 PM
Ladies to the far edges of the camera's view...

*sigh*
 
4NSpy
2012-05-09 10:50:19 PM
"You know what would be funny? If I went up on stage and purposely bombed a popular song that's on the radio 1000x a day. It will be hilarious"

Don't be that guy. Be like everyone else, get drunk and belt out some 80's power ballad.
 
robsul82 [TotalFark]
2012-05-09 10:50:52 PM
4NSpy: "You know what would be funny? If I went up on stage and purposely bombed a popular song that's on the radio 1000x a day. It will be hilarious"

Don't be that guy. Be like everyone else, get drunk and belt out some 80's power ballad.

This.
 
Silvara [TotalFark]
2012-05-09 10:51:05 PM
Oh no. Sweet child o mine? This will be AWFUL.
 
soopey [TotalFark]
2012-05-09 10:51:10 PM
robsul82: This is one giant exhibition of White People Dance Like THIS.

I would dance for a free shot. And you would too.
 
Polish Hussar
2012-05-09 10:51:23 PM
Smiths: oh and i spelled out fark.com at the end too. just to make it clear cuz i'm hoping someone from there browses and goes "okay he said nhl playoffs... so.. sports.... oh my god"

Yeah, I'd prefer to avoid being confused with a Colombian terrorist group
 
Silvara [TotalFark]
2012-05-09 10:51:41 PM
Told ya.
 
vegaswench [TotalFark]
2012-05-09 10:52:23 PM
Silvara: Oh no. Sweet child o mine? This will be AWFUL.

i.imgur.com
 
soopey [TotalFark]
2012-05-09 10:52:24 PM
Silvara: Oh no. Sweet child o mine? This will be AWFUL.

Ding. Ding. Ding.

Whooa whooooa. Sweet tone deaf child of mine.............
 
robsul82 [TotalFark]
2012-05-09 10:52:33 PM
...Nicole, do something!
 
4NSpy
2012-05-09 10:52:37 PM
When does Nic Cage go onstage?
 
Polish Hussar
2012-05-09 10:52:51 PM
soopey: robsul82: This is one giant exhibition of White People Dance Like THIS.

I would dance for a free shot. And you would too.

Yes, but I would demand Booker's or Blanton's
 
Smiths
2012-05-09 10:52:54 PM
baritone leopard sighting!
 
robsul82 [TotalFark]
2012-05-09 10:53:08 PM
soopey: robsul82: This is one giant exhibition of White People Dance Like THIS.

I would dance for a free shot. And you would too.

Oh, I'd put my white boy shuffle on FULL blast.
 
Silvara [TotalFark]
2012-05-09 10:53:13 PM
vegaswench: Silvara: Oh no. Sweet child o mine? This will be AWFUL.

[i.imgur.com image 450x347]

I am laughing SO hard right now my husband just IMed me from upstairs and said "Wtf?"
 
vegaswench [TotalFark]
2012-05-09 10:54:24 PM
Silvara: vegaswench: Silvara: Oh no. Sweet child o mine? This will be AWFUL.

[i.imgur.com image 450x347]

I am laughing SO hard right now my husband just IMed me from upstairs and said "Wtf?"

My guy always asks me why I'm laughing and usually regrets it. Tonight and last night most of all.
 
robsul82 [TotalFark]
2012-05-09 10:54:32 PM
Oh, oh, OHHHHHHHHHH
 
Smiths
2012-05-09 10:54:45 PM
i think this leopard is more tone deaf than i am.

and i've had japanese people with barely any english ability come up to me at karaoke and say "do you know... tone deaf?"
 
Frozen_Puck
2012-05-09 10:54:46 PM
Silvara: vegaswench: Silvara: Oh no. Sweet child o mine? This will be AWFUL.

[i.imgur.com image 450x347]

I am laughing SO hard right now my husband just IMed me from upstairs and said "Wtf?"

LOL that's awesome!
 
bionicjoe [TotalFark]
2012-05-09 10:55:20 PM
robsul82: soopey: robsul82: This is one giant exhibition of White People Dance Like THIS.

I would dance for a free shot. And you would too.

Oh, I'd put my white boy shuffle on FULL blast.

I've done worse for a Budweiser.
 
vegaswench [TotalFark]
2012-05-09 10:55:34 PM
My cat just ran out of the room when she started caterwauling.
 
Silvara [TotalFark]
2012-05-09 10:56:00 PM
Ah...here we go. Good song.
 
Smiths
2012-05-09 10:56:01 PM
PUT ANOTHER DIME IN THE shiat TOGETHER LITTLE GIRL
 
Frozen_Puck
2012-05-09 10:56:02 PM
Thank God Nicole DD is back!
 
Silvara [TotalFark]
2012-05-09 10:56:42 PM
vegaswench: My guy always asks me why I'm laughing and usually regrets it. Tonight and last night most of all.

Oh, he was just subjected to it for half an hour while he was trying to watch Daily Show. He knows. It's why he ran upstairs.
 
Wasn't Looking at his Neck
2012-05-09 10:56:54 PM
Rocky Road!
 
9beers
2012-05-09 10:57:02 PM
Nichole does some good screams.
 
Silvara [TotalFark]
2012-05-09 10:57:45 PM
9beers: Nichole does some good screams.

Mmhmm.

I'm liking her more and more.
 
Frozen_Puck
2012-05-09 10:58:09 PM
9beers: Nichole does some good screams.

I'd like to make her scream.
 
robsul82 [TotalFark]
2012-05-09 10:58:47 PM
"We will play it for you. Unless it sucks."
 
Silvara [TotalFark]
2012-05-09 10:58:57 PM
Hey, it's the other Tits McGee from last night.
 
Frozen_Puck
2012-05-09 10:59:03 PM
TALK DIRTY TO ME!!!

She can't butcher it as bad as the blond last night... can she?
 
Smiths
2012-05-09 10:59:15 PM
Silvara: vegaswench: My guy always asks me why I'm laughing and usually regrets it. Tonight and last night most of all.

Oh, he was just subjected to it for half an hour while he was trying to watch Daily Show. He knows. It's why he ran upstairs.

Mrs Smiths is in the dining room (attached to TV room where this is streaming on the 42" TV) and is cracking up.



WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO GOLD PANTS!
 
robsul82 [TotalFark]
2012-05-09 10:59:25 PM
Middle aged creepsters in the window. I really like the one with the hand thoughtfully on his chin.
 
vegaswench [TotalFark]
2012-05-09 10:59:29 PM
Gold Lame!
 
Silvara [TotalFark]
2012-05-09 10:59:41 PM
Frozen_Puck: 9beers: Nichole does some good screams.

I'd like to make her scream.

This is sort of what I was implying.
 
soopey [TotalFark]
2012-05-09 11:00:12 PM
Shiny pants Crystal! Bringing out the Bactrian toe!
 
bionicjoe [TotalFark]
2012-05-09 11:00:17 PM
Yesterday's Guitar Hero soundtrack is today's karaoke music.
 
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