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(WSBTV)   You are a convicted sex offender. Released early do you: A) Right the wrongs of the past, B) Start an awareness campaign against sex abuse, or C) fire up some porn on your laptop in a crowded McDonald's?   (wsbtv.com) divider line 58
    More: Sick, Mcdonald, GDC, Georgia Bureau of Investigation, Fulton County, Henry County, fugitives, Kellogg's, Roswell  
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2012-05-09 09:59:49 AM
He was lovin' it.
 
2012-05-09 10:24:17 AM
He would hit it.
 
2012-05-09 10:33:28 AM
That's not the special sauce I was thinking of.
 
2012-05-09 10:42:54 AM
Public porn; it's the best way to get the day started. And to spend the day. And to finish it.
 
2012-05-09 10:57:41 AM
Obviously a cereal offender...
 
2012-05-09 11:04:21 AM
Sh*t, is that illegal?
 
2012-05-09 11:08:48 AM
he really should have gone to starbucks. does mcdonalds even have wifi?
 
2012-05-09 11:10:47 AM
Guess he ordered a Happy Meal.
 
2012-05-09 11:11:02 AM
files.g4tv.com
 
2012-05-09 11:11:25 AM

bdub77: Sh*t, is that illegal?


Yea, really. Now you tell me.
 
2012-05-09 11:14:45 AM
Are B and C mutually exclusive? Maybe he was showing people the effects of sex abuse?
 
2012-05-09 11:16:15 AM
www.documentingreality.com
 
2012-05-09 11:17:30 AM
McDonald's sent Petchenik a statement saying, "McDonald's restaurants have always played an active role in supporting the communities where our customers live and work. We are glad that we were in a position to be able to contribute to keeping the Roswell community safe."

Nice spin, McD's. How active a role was it when a deputy sheriff had to ask you to call the police? Another take on it is that you are providing wifi to child predators, and feeding them fries, too. That's keeping the community safe?
 
2012-05-09 11:17:33 AM
I'll hit up my local McDonald's to use their redbox, the combination of the aromas is intoxicating. Sometimes I have to leave before I can properly make my movie decisions due to my noticeable bone-tron, I don't blame this guy, I blame McDonald's.
 
2012-05-09 11:17:44 AM

SlothB77: he really should have gone to starbucks. does mcdonalds even have wifi?


The one down the street from my place displays signs that they have Free WiFi. I don't eat there, so I've never checked on it.
 
2012-05-09 11:17:59 AM
D) Tweet at Ohio State recruits
 
2012-05-09 11:18:06 AM
farm3.staticflickr.com

He thought they were advertising their free Wi Fi

/stupid cycrillic alphabet
 
2012-05-09 11:18:36 AM
If he really wanted to go to jail with a bang, he should've been sitting out in the playground area.

"Hey kids! Are you familiar with goatse?"
 
2012-05-09 11:18:41 AM
FTFA: Brent Kellogg, 43, was arrested Monday at a McDonald's on Holcomb Bridge Road in Roswell. Investigators said Kellogg was sitting at a table with his laptop, when an off-duty Fulton County sheriff's deputy noticed what appeared to be a lewd image on the screen. He notified the store manager, who then notified police.

[...]

McDonald's sent [our reporter] a statement saying, "McDonald's restaurants have always played an active role in supporting the communities where our customers live and work. We are glad that we were in a position to be able to contribute to keeping the Roswell community safe."



Actually, it was the off-duty Fulton County sheriff's deputy who played the active role in dealing with this incident. Up until he noticed and pointed out what was going on, all McDonald's had done was provide the venue and the free Wi-fi the pervert was using to download his porn.
 
2012-05-09 11:20:05 AM
So we don't have the right to watch porn in public?
Who would have thought.
 
2012-05-09 11:24:24 AM
I'm rubbin' it.
 
2012-05-09 11:29:12 AM
d) Get held down in a back alley somewhere, and castrated with a rusty razor blade?


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If only it were that simple.
 
2012-05-09 11:29:28 AM
Well, at least he didn't ask the woman sitting next to him to share a McChicago Steamer.
 
2012-05-09 11:31:21 AM
Geez subby, it's not like he was at Toys 4 Tots.
 
2012-05-09 11:31:27 AM

SlothB77: he really should have gone to starbucks. does mcdonalds even have wifi?


The one I fap in does.
 
2012-05-09 11:32:05 AM

cig-mkr: So we don't have the right to watch porn in public?
Who would have thought.


I'm actually curious about the laws on this one... I know on a plane I've seen a dude reading a playboy and they sell those magazines in the airports themselves.

Obviously if he was showing kids these images that's not right, but can he really get arrested for looking at porn in public?

Fark lawyers, please educate us.
 
2012-05-09 11:39:54 AM

SlothB77: he really should have gone to starbucks. does mcdonalds even have wifi?


Yes. They even advertise it on their paper bags
 
2012-05-09 11:40:54 AM
C. Definitely C
 
2012-05-09 11:44:54 AM
1> Put fake plates on car that is same as Nancy Pelosis, fake plates being Nancy's number.
2> When Nancy is in town drive to a bunch of McD's, wearing Nancy mask. Download Kiddy Porn.
3> Enjoy the Fun on Fox
 
2012-05-09 11:45:09 AM

DoBeDoBeDo: Are B and C mutually exclusive? Maybe he was showing people the effects of sex abuse?


i.imgur.com

:-)
 
2012-05-09 11:45:47 AM

Gabrielmot: cig-mkr: So we don't have the right to watch porn in public?
Who would have thought.

I'm actually curious about the laws on this one... I know on a plane I've seen a dude reading a playboy and they sell those magazines in the airports themselves.

Obviously if he was showing kids these images that's not right, but can he really get arrested for looking at porn in public?

Fark lawyers, please educate us.


Not a Fark Lawyer, nor a compensated spokesperson, but I would say:

1) The McDonald's is private property, so they could kick him out if they want to.

2) He's a sex offender who failed to register, so he's got problems from the minute he's ID'd...which would mean you'd think he wouldn't want to go around doing things that might bring attention to himself.

3) He molested a 4 year old, so I'm not going to waste too much any sympathy on him.
 
2012-05-09 11:47:32 AM
You mean prison doesn't cure mental disorders?
 
2012-05-09 11:53:09 AM
What, he was checking his Facebook account?
 
2012-05-09 11:58:01 AM

Gabrielmot: cig-mkr: So we don't have the right to watch porn in public?
Who would have thought.

I'm actually curious about the laws on this one... I know on a plane I've seen a dude reading a playboy and they sell those magazines in the airports themselves.

Obviously if he was showing kids these images that's not right, but can he really get arrested for looking at porn in public?

Fark lawyers, please educate us.


Per the story- Roswell police said Kellogg remains in their jail under a $6,000 bond.  He's charged with obstruction, but Holland said more charges could be possible depending on what investigators find on his computer.

The charge is obstruction because he tried to delete images from the computer when the cops showed. That charge can stick even if what he did was not a crime- so long as he had a reasonable basis to believe the images would be the subject of investigation.

As for whether it was a crime to look at the images where others could see them- that would depend on the wording of this state's law.
 
2012-05-09 12:03:56 PM
He was having it his way. He was just in the wrong restaurant.
 
2012-05-09 12:21:31 PM

Subby: You are a convicted sex offender.


Nope, not me -not like your mom.
 
2012-05-09 12:24:41 PM

Imperialism: D) Tweet at Ohio State recruits


Ugh. Shut up.
 
2012-05-09 12:28:10 PM
"I think he wanted someone to catch him because why would he do it in such an open place where everybody could be walking past him?" said Liz Hall. "I think it's shocking, actually."

Not shocking at all if in fact he really did want to go back to his old jail cell because things weren't working out for him on the outside. He was practically guaranteed to be caught, knew he hadn't registered, and would be heading back there ASAP. He's even smiling in what appears to be the booking photo.
 
2012-05-09 12:29:46 PM
Possibly NSFW
 
2012-05-09 12:37:55 PM
Well . . . it seems to be the thing to do there.

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and

i.imgur.com
 
2012-05-09 12:42:04 PM

Mixolydian Master: [farm3.staticflickr.com image 640x480]

He thought they were advertising their free Wi Fi

/stupid cycrillic alphabet


Interesting: that translates as "Royal Cheeseburger". Like in France?

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2012-05-09 12:48:43 PM

Sybarite: He was

Mclovin' it.

FTFY
 
2012-05-09 12:50:27 PM
something something nuggets something something secret sauce something
 
2012-05-09 12:51:55 PM
Georgia Bureau of Investigation spokesman John Bankhead called him an "absconder."

Why did they have to bring religion into this?
 
2012-05-09 01:08:08 PM
pink slime
 
2012-05-09 01:16:22 PM
[Dumbass] tag must have been fapping in the back of the library computer lab.
 
2012-05-09 01:43:02 PM

germ78: [Dumbass] tag must have been fapping in the back of the library computer lab.


Of course. Cause he has to "research" the youngins. To find out why His 4 year old cousin is so damn attractive.
 
2012-05-09 01:56:12 PM
fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net
 
2012-05-09 02:04:37 PM

right click save as: Possibly NSFW


/thats it..im done...turns off computer...sets your house on fire.
 
2012-05-09 02:30:15 PM
I knew a dude that was a convicted sex offender. I only found out LATER when he was about to be released from the halfway house he was in. I was renting his condo, when he was about to get released, he told me he was moving back into his condo since it was his only property, but in order to live there, I had to know of his crimes.

Holy. Fark.

I moved out over the weekend. It wasn't a one time deal, it was a very long and sleazy history of raping underage girls that his son would bring home, or would show up to his son's parties. He even raped his step-daughter at gun point. This dude was truly a sick fark. The ONLY reason he didn't go to prison is because his lawyer got him a deal to go into Community Corrections because he had both his hips shattered in Desert Storm. The judge took leniency because of his service and the fact he was wheel chair bound, which would complicate his time on the inside as a convicted pedophile.

He started moving in as I got the last of my things out of the condo and he asked me as I was leaving 1) How to set up his computer. 2) How to order Viagra from Canada 3) what are the good dating websites. Last I heard he had spent less than 6 months released before he broke his parole and was sent to Prison for 8 years. No ComCor, no work release, no leniency, just straight to Prison, so he did something wrong.

I do know the condo I rented from him was 2 blocks from an Elementary school, and a quarter mile from a Middle School, and he bought it when released from Jail for his charges and before his case went to court and he was convicted of the charges. I like to think he got what was coming to him, seeing rape from the other side of the cock, and all.
 
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