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OK, so this has to be asked: has anyone on Fark ever accidentally dialed 911 from their cell phone? I haven't. iPhone has an emergency call button at the login screen, but it only presents a keypad into which you dial 911. I can't imagine the probability of my "butt" being able to replicate the requisite steps. But as I understand it, most "dumb" phones just have a 911 button.
