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(Twitchy)   North Carolina voters approve gay marriage ban; tolerant liberals say: "go kill yourselves, you redneck f*cktards"   (twitchy.com) divider line 583
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2012-05-09 09:04:10 AM
I'll say more than that. I'll say every black person who voted to deny another minority their civil rights deserves to have theirs given up. Farkin hypocrites with their bible bs.
 
2012-05-09 09:05:56 AM
Hey subby, come back to me when you have your civil rights denied to you, and tell me how tolerant you feel of those who denied you said rights.

Personally, I think the gay community has been extremely docile in their fight for equal rights. I think the same thing about the African American civil rights movements. Many other groups in other cultures would have started violent resistance by now.
 
2012-05-09 09:07:51 AM
So how much is Michelle Malkin paying to keep flooding FARK with twitchy shiat?
 
2012-05-09 09:10:49 AM
This cartoon is all you need to know about why North Carolina passed this bill:
100treatises.com
 
2012-05-09 09:18:11 AM
You're intolerant of my intolerance!


Yeah. Malkin's twitter aggregator is the pulse of all things liberal.
 
2012-05-09 09:21:48 AM
Wow, it really does get better.
 
2012-05-09 09:24:21 AM
Lionel Mandrake: So how much is Michelle Malkin paying to keep flooding FARK with twitchy shiat?

Beats me, but I'll be damned if I'll be lectured on kindness and tolerance by Michelle Malkin. Besides, culling tweets or internet posts for rudeness is like shooting fish in a barrel. The only thing it does is give Malkin the smug satisfaction that there are dark-hearted people just like her all over the place.
 
2012-05-09 09:24:52 AM
Dusk-You-n-Me: You're intolerant of my intolerance!

Dusk-You-n-Me: You're intolerant of my intolerance!

Dusk-You-n-Me: You're intolerant of my intolerance!
 
2012-05-09 09:26:21 AM
Dusk-You-n-Me: You're intolerant of my intolerance!

i.imgur.com
 
2012-05-09 09:28:30 AM
Since when has "tolerant liberal" meant we all have to be the f*cking Dalai Lama andkumbaya all day and sh*t? Tolerant liberals aren't passive milquetoast scardy cats, you know.
 
2012-05-09 09:30:08 AM
Conservatives wish we'd just get out of their face when they act all bigoty. Can't we just let them be bigoted in peace? That's what Jesus would want.
 
2012-05-09 09:31:54 AM
Why not make the amendment sponsors nightmare possible. If a person introduces a bill or amendment to discriminate against gay people and the bill fails the sponsor must commit a public sex act with a member of the same sex. The time for the performance would be announced well in advance so all the people afraid that a piece of paper will make their kids gay can make sure the kids can be safely ensconced in a closet.
 
2012-05-09 09:33:16 AM
eurotrader: Why not make the amendment sponsors nightmare possible. If a person introduces a bill or amendment to discriminate against gay people and the bill fails the sponsor must commit a public sex act with a member of the same sex. The time for the performance would be announced well in advance so all the people afraid that a piece of paper will make their kids gay can make sure the kids can be safely ensconced in a closet.

Caligula would smile upon you. :)
 
2012-05-09 09:35:25 AM
Deuteronomy 22:28-29

28 If a man happens to meet a virgin who is not pledged to be married and rapes her and they are discovered, 29 he shall pay her father fifty shekels[a] of silver. He must marry the young woman, for he has violated her. He can never divorce her as long as he lives.

Unless you support this in addition to your opposition to gay marriage, then it's all about being a bigoted shiatstain. It's right there in the Bible folks. God Himself commands victims of rape to marry their attackers, so you'd better support that aspect of traditional biblical marriage.
 
2012-05-09 09:36:50 AM
First of all, this ban doesn't add anything more than does a second condom.

Second, demographically speaking, these people are on the wrong side of history, and will be dead soon. What seems like a step backward in reality is just that last desperate gasp before drowning.

Give it five years. These idiots will be but a shameful memory.
 
2012-05-09 09:38:28 AM
How did they get liberals collectively to all say the same thing at once?
 
2012-05-09 09:39:37 AM
They probably should. Who else voted last night to deny rights to people for genetic differences? That kind of bigotry doesn't deserve any level of acceptance. You will be roundly mocked by history.
 
2012-05-09 09:40:13 AM
Also, fark off with your Malkin link Subby.
 
2012-05-09 09:40:44 AM
gilgigamesh: First of all, this ban doesn't add anything more than does a second condom.

Second, demographically speaking, these people are on the wrong side of history, and will be dead soon. What seems like a step backward in reality is just that last desperate gasp before drowning.

Give it five years. These idiots will be but a shameful memory.


If it's a matter of 'waiting for old people to die out for progress to being,' it'll take longer than five years. My generation (Generation 'X') isn't much better than the baby boomers. So it'll be left up to the millenials (spelling), which will take about 15 to 20 years for them to get 'congress aged.'

In my opinion, that's far too long to wait. Fifty years is long enough.
 
2012-05-09 09:40:51 AM
LOL:
fark the bigoted motherfarkers voting for Amendment 1. I hope you all get your dicks locked between two Legos.-
Dennis (dmerser91) (@dmerser91) May 08, 2012
 
2012-05-09 09:41:05 AM
It's not news, it's Tweets.
 
2012-05-09 09:41:28 AM
Intolerance of intolerance is active tolerance. Nothing hypocritical about it.

Claiming to cherish individual liberty, and voting against gay marriage on the other hand...
 
2012-05-09 09:41:30 AM
Yeah! How dare those dirty c*cks*cking f*ggot motherf*ckers get all mad when we deny basic civil liberties to their f*lthy, soulless, destined to burn in hell, d*ckloving buttf*cking selves?!?!??! How DARE they!?!?

I HATE them for wanting to be treated like people! And for hating me for stopping them!
 
2012-05-09 09:41:39 AM
gilgigamesh: First of all, this ban doesn't add anything more than does a second condom..

It makes it harder to overturn, I imagine.
 
2012-05-09 09:42:07 AM
...Pretty much.
/tolerant lib
 
2012-05-09 09:42:28 AM
Generation_D: I'll say more than that. I'll say every black person who voted to deny another minority their civil rights deserves to have theirs given up. Farkin hypocrites with their bible bs.

Don't forget about them women folk, they need to be handin in those drivers licenses and voter ID cards
 
2012-05-09 09:42:49 AM
Because People in power are Stupid: How did they get liberals collectively to all say the same thing at once?

Because they're all a hivemind. They all have the exact same beliefs and opinions, which are disseminated to them directly from George Soros via the Socialist LameScream LSM Media.

Come on, you know this.
 
2012-05-09 09:42:57 AM
If they killed themselves it would make 'Merica a better place
 
2012-05-09 09:43:13 AM
Twitter is full of morons. News and weather at 11.
 
2012-05-09 09:43:35 AM
so, conservatives take to the voting booth to strip the rights from people and liberals got to twitter to express their anger.

and those 2 things are the same?

when twitter becomes legally binding, let me know.
 
2012-05-09 09:43:44 AM
Yes, twitter means something.
 
2012-05-09 09:43:53 AM
Phillip Uraness, @DrFingerblaster is the lead here? Fantastic. Does Twitchy have any calls for OVER 9,000 PENISES to be waiting for the GOP?
 
2012-05-09 09:44:27 AM
gilgigamesh: First of all, this ban doesn't add anything more than does a second condom.

Sure it does. It probably farks with unmarried heterosexual's benefits and probably damages the ability of kids to be covered by healthcare. That's a bit more than a second condom of protection, that's like a hard plastic chastity belt covered with desensitizing cream of protection.
 
2012-05-09 09:44:33 AM
Right after Arizona, I say nuke North Carolina first. Is that tolerant enough for you, you knuckle-draggers?
 
2012-05-09 09:45:13 AM
BMulligan: Right after Arizona, I say nuke North Carolina first. Is that tolerant enough for you, you knuckle-draggers?

Would you please allow me to move out of the state before you go nuking it? Thanks.
 
2012-05-09 09:45:55 AM
Since when does wanting equal rights for everyone mean that you have to be tolerant?

If you are being a farktard I'm going to tell you and not let your farktardery interfere with the rights of others. I wouldn't let others interfere with the farktards' rights either. Denying those rights to other people is NOT a civil right.
 
2012-05-09 09:46:08 AM
I'm not exactly sure what everyone is all pissed about. All this did was make it so SOCTUS has more reason to hear the next case about gay marriage and civil rights from NC.

In fact everyone should be supporting multiple state amendments, the louder they get the more SOCTUS has to act.
 
2012-05-09 09:46:09 AM
Oh look, Michele Malkin is trying to make Libs feel guilty about calling the GOP out on their rampant, odious and undeniable bigotry.

Either that or she's trying to give conservative bigots a reason to not feel like total moral failures by pretending that liberals are worse.

Either way she fails hard.

Lemme spell it out for you, sugartits.

YOU CAN'T BE OPPRESSIVE ASSWIPES AND CLAIM VICTIM STATUS AT THE SAME TIME!

/Yes, caplock *is* cruise control for cool.

I swear these moral midgets spend half their time being bigots and the other half denying being bigots.

Truly their intellect is dizzying.

/Thanks for another Biatchy.com link, Mods.
//You guys are swell.
 
2012-05-09 09:46:17 AM
Forgot_my_password_again: so, conservatives take to the voting booth to strip the rights from people and liberals got to twitter to express their anger.

and those 2 things are the same?

when twitter becomes legally binding, let me know.


To provide fair consideration: opponents of legal recognition of same-sex unions are either stupid or mentally ill. Both conditions may be present simultaneously, but no opponent of legal recognition of same-sex unions is neither stupid nor mentally ill. Consequently, such opponents are incapable of reason.
 
2012-05-09 09:46:41 AM
Diogenes: Yep. Just one more step to the SCOTUS where we can put this nonsense to rest.

What reason is there to believe that the SCOTUS will get this one right? They haven't stepped in on any of the other challenges to homosexual marriage. I'd like them to rule that it violates equal protection (in my mind, I don't see how it can't) but as of yet, that's a no go.
 
2012-05-09 09:46:45 AM
it doesn't sound as if the "tolerant" are very tolerant.
 
2012-05-09 09:46:57 AM
Cythraul: gilgigamesh: First of all, this ban doesn't add anything more than does a second condom.

Second, demographically speaking, these people are on the wrong side of history, and will be dead soon. What seems like a step backward in reality is just that last desperate gasp before drowning.

Give it five years. These idiots will be but a shameful memory.

If it's a matter of 'waiting for old people to die out for progress to being,' it'll take longer than five years. My generation (Generation 'X') isn't much better than the baby boomers. So it'll be left up to the millenials (spelling), which will take about 15 to 20 years for them to get 'congress aged.'

In my opinion, that's far too long to wait. Fifty years is long enough.


Huh? Most of the research I have seen says Gen is is better than the Boomers on this issue. Not as much as Millenials, but I think a majority are still for gay civil rights.
 
2012-05-09 09:47:15 AM
Aarontology: Deuteronomy 22:28-29

28 If a man happens to meet a virgin who is not pledged to be married and rapes her and they are discovered, 29 he shall pay her father fifty shekels[a] of silver. He must marry the young woman, for he has violated her. He can never divorce her as long as he lives.

Unless you support this in addition to your opposition to gay marriage, then it's all about being a bigoted shiatstain. It's right there in the Bible folks. God Himself commands victims of rape to marry their attackers, so you'd better support that aspect of traditional biblical marriage.


Add onto that list that it's okay to arrange forced marriages between male and female slaves, to force widows who have not produced a male heir to marry their brother-in-law, to allow men to take concubines and have multiple wives, and to stone women who can't prove they are a virgin to their husband on their wedding night.
 
2012-05-09 09:47:57 AM
What is it with Conservatives and their obsession with wanting to make everyone as miserable as they are?

The modern GOP is an amalgam of the most hateful, bitter, and immature elements in this country. Fark them all to hell.
 
2012-05-09 09:48:12 AM
There is the difference. Killing themselves instead of harming others. Kill yourself, Subbo
 
2012-05-09 09:48:15 AM
Put interracial marriage on the ballot in NC and see what happens.

An interracial marriage like the one you have Michelle? I'd like to think that might slap you into the realisation of how lucky you are, gut then I remember that you wrote a book about how the worse thing about the Japanese internment was that they were eventually released and not deported. I bet you granddad loved reading those precious words!
 
2012-05-09 09:48:21 AM
soakitincider: it doesn't sound as if the "tolerant" are very tolerant.

Yeah. Because people should sit back and let bigots and religious freaks oppress everyone.

I don't know who invented this 'help help I'm being oppressed' marketing for Christians but man, is it farking annoying.
 
2012-05-09 09:48:32 AM
quatchi: I swear these moral midgets spend half their time being bigots and the other half denying being bigots.

It gives me a little hope for our future that their knee-jerk reaction is to be defensive about their blatant bigotry. The fact that they have a guilt response for their hate is a small silver lining on an otherwise grey day.

That and the fact that some of them will die horribly of cancer. But that's true of all of us, so in the balance it doesn't matter.
 
2012-05-09 09:49:05 AM
DoBeDoBeDo: I'm not exactly sure what everyone is all pissed about. All this did was make it so SOCTUS has more reason to hear the next case about gay marriage and civil rights from NC.

In fact everyone should be supporting multiple state amendments, the louder they get the more SOCTUS has to act.


SCOTUS only has to rule once, I imagine, and that would be on Prop-8. The impending DOMA challenge may be another matter.

Even if SCOTUS rules that prop-8 is unconstitutional, I worry it'll be like Roe vs. Wade all over again, and state after state will past one measure after another trying to limit gay rights piecemeal fashion.
 
2012-05-09 09:50:24 AM
Lionel Mandrake: So how much is Michelle Malkin paying to keep flooding FARK with twitchy shiat?

Each Twitchy link is submitted with nude pics for the mods. I hear there's also video, but Drew's not sharing it.
 
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