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(Foobies)   'They're my dinner,' says lizard smuggler - and offers to bite the head off one as proof   ( ) divider line 19
    More: Sick, Islamic fundamentalists, gothic horror, ESL IH Berlin, Munich Airport, Lower Saxony, German School of Athens, dinner, customs officer  
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2773 clicks; posted to Main » on 09 May 2012 at 11:41 AM (3 years ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2012-05-09 10:07:44 AM
2012-05-09 11:45:11 AM  
If this was in the US, he still wouldn't have been able to bring the animals in.

You can't even bring in yogurt for personal consumption from overseas. Something about protecting Americans from the importation of potentially dangerous food-borne pathogens.
2012-05-09 11:45:27 AM  
I too ate a lizard. 3rd day of basic training.
Drill Sgt. was PISSED at me for eating government property.
2012-05-09 11:46:38 AM  
FTA: "49 reptiles - including 31 spiny-tailed lizards, as well as 18 geckos and other assorted lizards"

Soooo, the "other assorted lizards" weren't reptiles???
2012-05-09 11:50:38 AM  
Oh, and there's a NSFW link there..."Tunick tell Munich "get your kit off""
2012-05-09 11:50:38 AM  
Call his bluff, and tack on animal cruelty to the charges he desires to do so.
2012-05-09 11:58:58 AM  
He's just keeping them around in case he encounters a cockatrice later.
2012-05-09 12:00:50 PM  
Alleged street value of 1200 USD per beastie. He's obviously quite the foodie.
2012-05-09 12:02:48 PM  
What a geek.
2012-05-09 12:06:13 PM  
"lizard smuggler" is that what they are calling us now? meh i've been called worse
2012-05-09 12:11:00 PM  
He would have had the Herp all over his lips
2012-05-09 12:12:54 PM  
Medicine is for goat!!!!
2012-05-09 12:13:13 PM

G'kar frowns on your shenanigans
2012-05-09 12:13:51 PM

Leon does not approve.
2012-05-09 12:31:29 PM  

Ringshadow: [ image 640x480]

Leon does not approve.

Damn I miss my Tegu Mr. Odd Ball
2012-05-09 12:41:38 PM

How do you get so big eating food of this kind?
2012-05-09 01:02:51 PM  
These lizard smugglers have spoiled a perfectly good euphemism.
2012-05-09 01:20:55 PM  

cup of tea: Oh, and there's a NSFW link there..."Tunick tell Munich "get your kit off""

Oh noes!

/ Because everybody knows that nude human bodies are evil and immoral... *pfft*
2012-05-09 06:51:39 PM  
Lizard smuggler, you say?
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