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(CBC)   Murdering your wife and then claiming that she shot herself will not hold up in court if your wife is paralyzed and can't hold a gun. You probably should have known this, being a judge and all   (cbc.ca) divider line 28
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2012-05-08 11:04:35 PM
Partially paralyzed and paralyzed are totally the same, subtard.
 
2012-05-08 11:34:02 PM
Well, considering his first thought was "threw herself backwards onto a fork 124 times"....
 
2012-05-09 04:46:33 AM
She spent all of her time honing her skills of telekinesis and pulled the trigger with her mind.
 
2012-05-09 04:47:44 AM
FTA: "The Crown said Tuesday that ballistics tests proved that the physically impaired Rainville could not have shot herself. Gunshot residue found on her left hand wouldn't have been there if she had been holding the revolver, the Crown contends."

LOLWHUT


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2012-05-09 04:59:14 AM
Bullets would not affect her as she is a vegetable based life form.

/is that funny?
 
2012-05-09 05:26:06 AM
Don't judge him.
 
2012-05-09 05:29:06 AM

Acharne: FTA: "The Crown said Tuesday that ballistics tests proved that the physically impaired Rainville could not have shot herself. Gunshot residue found on her left hand wouldn't have been there if she had been holding the revolver, the Crown contends."

LOLWHUT


The LOLWHUT of this statement is likely the fault of the journalist. The story is probably that the pattern of the GSR (not the fact of there being any) was inconsistent with holding the gun as it was fired.
 
2012-05-09 05:34:17 AM
Delisle's mistress is expected to testify for the prosecution later in May.
THAT B*I*T*C*H!!
 
2012-05-09 05:37:08 AM
What's the big deal? He's just a one-man death panel. They're more advanced with that communist medicine thingy up there in Canadia.
 
2012-05-09 05:57:14 AM
Quebecois romance
 
2012-05-09 06:20:31 AM
Josh Powell says you're doing it wrong
 
2012-05-09 06:32:32 AM
WAY TO GO AMERIC.......oh...shiat
 
2012-05-09 06:39:06 AM
Wished they had the death penalty in Canada, I would pay upwards of $12.50 to watch this bastard fry.

/hey, somebody's got to get a laugh out of it, she didn't.
 
2012-05-09 06:41:37 AM
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2012-05-09 06:47:03 AM
Judges think they can get away with anything.
 
2012-05-09 06:58:58 AM
Well i guess all his trials as a judge didn't give him any better ideas about what to tell the police and how to arrange the scene...what a tool!
 
2012-05-09 07:15:00 AM
He's a judge, not a doctor. Who is he to make medical diagnosis of paralysis to the extent she would be unable to hold a gun?
 
2012-05-09 07:27:56 AM
There was this guy who went to a beach. While sun bathing, he fell asleep. When he awoke there was a nude man laying about 20 feet from him, taking a nap. Disgusted, the guy noticed a book laying next to the naked man, and used it to cover up his genitals. Well, it turns out that it was a nude beach, and the naked man was a judge who didn't appreciate the man covering him, so he was charged with assualt.

The moral of the story is that you should not cover a judge by his book.

There was this couple who were engaged to be married. They were still planning the wedding and were looking for a wedding singer and someone to marry them. One day they were at a bar, and noticed someone singing karaoke. The man did an incredible cover of "stairway to heaven". So they asked if he'd like to be their wedding singer. Turns out the man was also a judge, and could also marry them. It seemed perfect. Well on the day of the wedding, the judge sang the most obnoxious wedding songs. He was so aweful, in fact, the couple ended up calling off the wedding, and split up.

The moral of the story is that you should not book a judge by his cover.
 
2012-05-09 08:10:43 AM
I would say she asked him to kill her.
 
2012-05-09 08:56:13 AM
MythDragon

There was this guy who went to a beach. While sun bathing, he fell asleep. When he awoke there was a nude man laying about 20 feet from him, taking a nap. Disgusted, the guy noticed a book laying next to the naked man, and used it to cover up his genitals. Well, it turns out that it was a nude beach, and the naked man was a judge who didn't appreciate the man covering him, so he was charged with assualt.

The moral of the story is that you should not cover a judge by his book.

There was this couple who were engaged to be married. They were still planning the wedding and were looking for a wedding singer and someone to marry them. One day they were at a bar, and noticed someone singing karaoke. The man did an incredible cover of "stairway to heaven". So they asked if he'd like to be their wedding singer. Turns out the man was also a judge, and could also marry them. It seemed perfect. Well on the day of the wedding, the judge sang the most obnoxious wedding songs. He was so aweful, in fact, the couple ended up calling off the wedding, and split up.

The moral of the story is that you should not book a judge by his cover.



Are you finished?
 
2012-05-09 09:02:11 AM

mikaloyd: Quebecois romance


Bahahaha, seriously LOL'ed
 
2012-05-09 09:22:45 AM

dbutts: mikaloyd: Quebecois romance

Bahahaha, seriously LOL'ed


Wrong! A real Québécois judge would've sacked up and nailed his mistress in front of his wife, just out of her reach, while eating ketchup-flavoured chips and drinking Pepsi.

That's how we roll, dawg.
 
2012-05-09 09:34:09 AM
susancorso.com

Here come da judge!
Here come da judge!
Order in the court 'cause
Here come da judge!
 
2012-05-09 09:37:36 AM

Khakimonkey: MythDragon

There was this guy who went to a beach. While sun bathing, he fell asleep. When he awoke there was a nude man laying about 20 feet from him, taking a nap. Disgusted, the guy noticed a book laying next to the naked man, and used it to cover up his genitals. Well, it turns out that it was a nude beach, and the naked man was a judge who didn't appreciate the man covering him, so he was charged with assualt.

The moral of the story is that you should not cover a judge by his book.

There was this couple who were engaged to be married. They were still planning the wedding and were looking for a wedding singer and someone to marry them. One day they were at a bar, and noticed someone singing karaoke. The man did an incredible cover of "stairway to heaven". So they asked if he'd like to be their wedding singer. Turns out the man was also a judge, and could also marry them. It seemed perfect. Well on the day of the wedding, the judge sang the most obnoxious wedding songs. He was so aweful, in fact, the couple ended up calling off the wedding, and split up.

The moral of the story is that you should not book a judge by his cover.


Are you finished?


Oh, let him have his fun.
 
2012-05-09 09:39:18 AM

Savage Bacon: dbutts: mikaloyd: Quebecois romance

Bahahaha, seriously LOL'ed

Wrong! A real Québécois judge would've sacked up and nailed his mistress in front of his wife, just out of her reach, while eating ketchup-flavoured chips and drinking Pepsi.

That's how we roll, dawg.


I think you're both wrong, he would involve his wife in some seriously farked up threesome, while eating poutine and smoking.
 
2012-05-09 09:56:08 AM

mikaloyd: Quebecois romance


Beautiful.
 
2012-05-09 10:11:03 AM

dbutts: Savage Bacon: dbutts: mikaloyd: Quebecois romance

Bahahaha, seriously LOL'ed

Wrong! A real Québécois judge would've sacked up and nailed his mistress in front of his wife, just out of her reach, while eating ketchup-flavoured chips and drinking Pepsi.

That's how we roll, dawg.

I think you're both wrong, he would involve his wife in some seriously farked up threesome, while eating poutine and smoking.


More specifically, eating smoked meat poutine and smoking Viceroys, 'cuz they be slummin' like that.
 
2012-05-09 11:32:37 AM

MythDragon: There was this guy who went to a beach. While sun bathing, he fell asleep. When he awoke there was a nude man laying about 20 feet from him, taking a nap. Disgusted, the guy noticed a book laying next to the naked man, and used it to cover up his genitals. Well, it turns out that it was a nude beach, and the naked man was a judge who didn't appreciate the man covering him, so he was charged with assualt.

The moral of the story is that you should not cover a judge by his book.

There was this couple who were engaged to be married. They were still planning the wedding and were looking for a wedding singer and someone to marry them. One day they were at a bar, and noticed someone singing karaoke. The man did an incredible cover of "stairway to heaven". So they asked if he'd like to be their wedding singer. Turns out the man was also a judge, and could also marry them. It seemed perfect. Well on the day of the wedding, the judge sang the most obnoxious wedding songs. He was so aweful, in fact, the couple ended up calling off the wedding, and split up.

The moral of the story is that you should not book a judge by his cover.


I corrupted you in yesterday's TF thread on roleplaying, did I?
 
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