Oh, you want an apology? As a woman, so do I.

So, eat more Kellogg's and fly less Delta. Got it.

You said vagina manger twice.

Aw cripes, where am I going to store all of those frosted flakes?

Well Played Kellogg, well played.

Well, I'm going to eat less Kellogs just because of this.

Whoops , forgot, I get the store brand since it's the same stuff but much cheaper.

So how do I show my outrage now?

Dear Kellogg's, I'm not a big fan of cereal, but I will buy some of yours in support of your position.

Until people stop associating your church with the mass rape of children, shut the holy fark up about TV shows.

//Srsly. Stop raping people.

A college friend from a very Catholic Belfast family (his sister is a nun) once sent his mother a Xmas card with a cartoon nativity scene on the front - the wording inside was "Oh Joseph! That was immaculate!"

/ she didn't speak to him for a month
// people get very sensitive about their imaginary sky fairies

smooshie: So, eat more Kellogg's and fly less Delta. Got it.

Nailed it.

"In other words, Kellogg's is telling Christians to shove it," Donohue said in a statement. "But they made a mistake... We are also calling for a national boycott of all Kellogg's cereals."

Lol
"I'll show you!!! I'll show all of you!!!"

Wow! Kellogg has come a long way baby.

Everyone knows the "Catholic League" is really just one very angry and deluded man right?

FTA - "In a message to Viacom, Donohue wrote: "What Stewart did wasn't a joke. It was hate speech ... All we want is an apology.""

Here ya go, Donahue:


We're sorry.

Gonna go get some Corn Pops for the kids.

Why is anyone still paying attention to these moistened bints?



Nice dress, by the way.

Cereal for breakfast all next week!

"Vagina manger" is French for "eating vagina".

/CBS cares

FTA: In a statement, the Catholic civil rights group called the segment "the most vulgar expression of hate speech ever aired on television."

This statement implies that a) Catholics are somehow being oppressed enough to need a civil rights group and b) the Catholic League is more than one person.

jaylectricity: FloydA: And I mean the great big giant family size box,

Your callous use of the word family offends me.

Michelle Duggar=big, giant, family-size box.

Sorry.

well, im never ever buying cereal from Kelloggs again.

Not over this, but because wheat is evil, corn is empty calories, I dont trust anyone who plants oats, and rice... well rice is okay, but the thought of those little prancy mascots popping and crackling in my mouth? I don't thnk so!

Here's something the Catholic League can shove up their ass:

jackiepaper: The same catholic league that suggested that adopted children were somehow lesser than natural children? Fark those assholes that asshole

FTFY

Nabb1: "The Catholic League" is basically one angry jackass with a fax machine. Bill Donahoe gets way more attention than he deserves.

Was this "vagina manger" thing supposed to be funny? Maybe I need to watch the whole thung.

Jon Stewart grows less funny every day, and more and more just another voice of shrill irrationality from the far left.

And because I'm so nice, they can even lube up with this:

As a member of the catholic church, only have this to say :

That's stupid. Don't fall into the trap of idolotry.

The people involved are much more important than a bit of plastic/wood/whatever.

and I mean Stewart, the women, the babies and then Men.

If you think he can really 'offend' God by appealing to our reason, then you need to read more C.S. Lewis.

FloydA: I'm gonna go buy some corn flakes just for that.

And I mean the great big giant family size box, not one of those little one serving deals. Anybody who tells Bill Donohue to go get stuffed deserves my business.

This!

Though, I think I'll take it a step further and start flooding local catholic soup kitchens with Kellogg's products.

Founding Members of the Catholic League:

Super Jesus Man
Subservient Woman
The Gosh Darn Batman
Flash (the Altar Boys)
Holy Aquaman
Tax Free Greenbacks Lantern

In a statement, the Catholic civil rights group called the segment "the most vulgar expression of hate speech ever aired on television."

Hyperbolicious!

Animatronik: Was this "vagina manger" thing supposed to be funny? Maybe I need to watch the whole thung.

Jon Stewart grows less funny every day, and more and more just another voice of shrill irrationality from the far left.

Enjoy some Post Raisin Bran.

The Lone Gunman: In a statement, the Catholic civil rights group called the segment "the most vulgar expression of hate speech ever aired on television."

Hyperbolicious!

Stealing that....

/adds Frosted Mini-Wheats to grocery list

Animatronik: Was this "vagina manger" thing supposed to be funny? Maybe I need to watch the whole thung.

Jon Stewart grows less funny every day, and more and more just another voice of shrill irrationality from the far left.

'Far left' = 'Noticing the growing insanity of the far right', apparently.

So Delta pulls their ads "following fallout from the host's reference to a controversial Nativity scene as a 'vagina manger,'" but in the middle of the story, a Delta spokesperson specifies that the ad change is not due to any opinions expressed by the show.

Kellogg's didn't tell anyone to shove it. They just said that they're not making any changes because "Consumers speak most loudly when they vote with their remote control and change the channel or turn off the TV if a program does not fit their personal criteria," which translates to "We're not changing anything because your group's advocacy campaign hasn't affected our bottom line at all."

So the takeaway here seems to be that Catholics are prone to hyperbole and premature butthurt, which is the least newsworthy part of the entire article.

ModernLuddite: Until people stop associating your church with the mass rape of children, shut the holy fark up about TV shows.

//Srsly. Stop raping people.

This.

ModernLuddite: //Srsly. Stop raping people.

i know it's wrong, but i read that in this guys voice:



as a Catholic, it makes me think of this:



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