No.

Cue the studman69 pic, but this lady just does not do it for me.

Are we not done with her yet?

If she's really this desperate for attention, she oughtta go get her ass whipped by Chris Brown. Again.

Sounds like someone needs attention. I guess you just can't beat being in the limelight

Karma Chameleon: Cue the studman69 pic, but this lady just does not do it for me.

I'm attracted to her from the neck down, but her borderline fetal-alcohol-syndrome face gives me pause. She looks sort of stupid, like the hottest chick in a special ed class or something.



I'm not saying she's ugly, but she's no Halle Berry.

I am the chick who will gladly find out if she has lesbian-ing powers.

/I will post my report with pictures after.

fusillade762: Admit it, you'd hit it.

...with a stick, while she slept, so I wouldn't have to worry about catching "Crazy Deluded Biatch Syndrome."

As an aside, what is up with the sudden PR push for this idiot?

FormlessOne: fusillade762: Admit it, you'd hit it.

...with a stick, while she slept, so I wouldn't have to worry about catching "Crazy Deluded Biatch Syndrome."

As an aside, what is up with the sudden PR push for this idiot?

Battleship The Movie is being released in the U.S. soon. Several of my friends are in it or worked on it here in Hawaii.

eyeyeye: If she's really this desperate for attention, she oughtta go get her ass whipped by Chris Brown. Again.

Incidentally, she uses him to help her "make" girls go bi...

She looks too downsy to be as much of an AW as she is. I would not hit it. Just call me studgal69.

Bill Gates can turn strait men bi.

If you want to know how farked up this chick is just look at Matt Kemp's numbers with Rihanna(we're paying this guy WHAT?) and his numbers without(he should have Pujols contract).

Oldiron_79: Bill Gates can turn strait men bi.

In unrelated news, Battleship is out next week!

(Been out overseas for a month. Not even worth the download. Neeson is only in about 10 minutes of movie, and does nothing.)

Other than an epic ass-beating, WTF is this skirt famous for?

Well with her booty dancing she could turn a sane man insane
/Could be because most women from there are nuts and the crazy can rub off on you(no wonder why I am on Fark)
//My daughter's mother was from the Islands

Critch: In unrelated news, Battleship is out next week!

(Been out overseas for a month. Not even worth the download. Neeson is only in about 10 minutes of movie, and does nothing.)

I know someone who has a bootleg copy and says it's garbage

People just don't become attracted to the same sex Rihanna you dumb pop star
It occurs in the brain

Apos: drjekel_mrhyde: Critch: In unrelated news, Battleship is out next week!

(Been out overseas for a month. Not even worth the download. Neeson is only in about 10 minutes of movie, and does nothing.)

I know someone who has a bootleg copy and says it's garbage


So what are we talking about...A maritime Skyline?

I refuse to believe any movie can achieve what Skyline did in pure suckitude.

Oh, does she have access to a freshman frat party and a case of Boone's?

Seems like it'd be more profitable to turn gay men straight. She could get xtian fans and republican donations up her self-worshipped wazoo.

Adalius: I'm willing to take one for the team in the interest of finding out if she can keep a straight man straight. I'll report back.

Also, I'm willing to go undercover for the opposite sex to see if this is true. Of course, once I penetrate with my penis her during coitus, she'll be in for a little surprise... mwahahaha!

Er, I mean BIG surprise.

*ahem*

Rihanna is this decade's J-Lo - can't sing unless auto-tuned, can't act, but can dance.

What porn does for guys (showing some shlub boinking a hot chick) is what the music industry does for talentless girls from the suburbs/projects - give them hope that there's a chance, when there really, truly, is none.

Apos: drjekel_mrhyde: Critch: In unrelated news, Battleship is out next week!

(Been out overseas for a month. Not even worth the download. Neeson is only in about 10 minutes of movie, and does nothing.)

I know someone who has a bootleg copy and says it's garbage


So what are we talking about...A maritime Skyline?

More like Battle LA

SirLothar: Other than an epic ass-beating, WTF is this skirt famous for?

You can get more info on that newfangled radio invention ya farkin fossil

Clearly she's nuts, implying a "choice", as if it were a lifestyle. After all, gays are born that way. Right?

Rihanna always looks like she needs a bath. Of course I'd hit it.

Apos: Only three women have that power: Sofia Vergara,Kate Winslet and Salma Hayek. You're therefore SOL,Ms. Fenty.

Ugggh, the worst nipples on any nude actress oscar goes to!????

Even the GF agreed that her nips look like they belonged on a woman around 450 pounds

Evidence(NSFW, of course!)

TsarTom: Meh. I have this same power. Except for the part where they like men.

You and me both, brother. I've got two on my record, maybe three.

Apos: Sofia Vergara



She looks like...something I can't quite place. Snuffleupagus?

Maybe it's Charlie the Choo-Choo.

GIS "Amanda Seyfried Julianne Moore Chloe"

She may very well be able to do that but I don't care for it myself!

I don't find her very attractive at all. I don't care what she's wearing or that she's a gamer, her face just isn't that farking good looking, especially compared to her peers!

eh, when i was that age/a little younger girls did the same shiat...now they're all getting married and having babies. Such is life.

I'm bi, and I'm not especially attracted to her. So, uh, take that, Rihanna.

Saw Battleship. Seriously, Rihanna was the worst part of the film.

Well, it worked with Adele

I don't get it, she really isn't that attractive at all.

But Rihanna is the Illuminati Princess~! Is turning girls bi part pf their nefarious plot for world domination?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vS3hlpcjsTs

Naked picture of Rihanna? Here you go:



Sexy!

MENSTRUATION: I'm bi .

And boom goes the profile.

Now when she says she can turn straight girls bi, does she mean that they can have a full relationship with either genders or just that she can bed both men and women? I would think it being pretty easy to bed a straight woman if you're a woman because there is a little more sexual freedom. Plus women who listen to Rhianna probably wouldn't complain about bedding her.

Personally I don't find her attractive and she always looks dirty like a wasteland citizen from fallout 3. And I question her skill at bedding people. If she could bed a gay guy as was previously mentioned, then I'd give her an internet high five or maybe an internet bro fist.

/Sofia Vergara, Kate Winslet, Gina Gershon, and Salma Hayek are definitely my faves.

Most women don't need that big a shove.

OMDAH: Now when she says she can turn straight girls bi, does she mean that they can have a full relationship with either genders or just that she can bed both men and women? I would think it being pretty easy to bed a straight woman if you're a woman because there is a little more sexual freedom. Plus women who listen to Rhianna probably wouldn't complain about bedding her.

Yep. I know a whole bunch of friends who were effectively bi between 14 and 17, and then decided that life would be 'easier' as a straight woman. Most have two or three kids now, and husbands that they out-earn. Several of them have told me they plan to divorce and move in with female friends when the kids leave the nest.

/They still like the cawk
// farking two of them this week

I'm a stright man, and don't find her attractive in the least. So maybe it works on women, but not so much on this guy.

Saw her on SNL. All she does is gyrate, moan, grab at her coochie, and sing about getting laid. Every "song" is an overblown production of crotch-rubbing dancers and lackluster music. "You want this...ain't gettin' this...but you want this"...etc, repeat ad infinitum. Her voice is not pleasant to listen to.

I don't know why she just doesn't come out on stage naked, swing around the pole, spread her legs, and diddle herself for 3 minutes. Is there any song/video/moment when she is not obsessing about sex or marveling at her own body? Can she sing about anything else other than biting the pillow? Could she ever come out on stage in a classy outfit and sit there, play a guitar, and sing something meaningful from the heart? You know, like true musical artists used to do before they all decided to be porn stars?

And finally, am I really so old and jaded and dead inside that I am complaining about this?

Big John's Breakfast Log: Saw her on SNL. All she does is gyrate, moan, grab at her coochie, and sing about getting laid. Every "song" is an overblown production of crotch-rubbing dancers and lackluster music. "You want this...ain't gettin' this...but you want this"...etc, repeat ad infinitum. Her voice is not pleasant to listen to.

I don't know why she just doesn't come out on stage naked, swing around the pole, spread her legs, and diddle herself for 3 minutes. Is there any song/video/moment when she is not obsessing about sex or marveling at her own body? Can she sing about anything else other than biting the pillow? Could she ever come out on stage in a classy outfit and sit there, play a guitar, and sing something meaningful from the heart? You know, like true musical artists used to do before they all decided to be porn stars?

And finally, am I really so old and jaded and dead inside that I am complaining about this?

Its not that you've gotten old its just that everyone is doing the same thing (oversexualized crap) or music stations are playing it disproportionately more than everything else, so when you do hear something soulful or from the heart, it becomes a nice surprise. I'm thinking that if we had gotten soulful stuff all the time, then a raunchy tune would be a nice surprise and enjoy it to get down and dirty.

I am a man and I would have sex with a man before I would have sex with her.

Profedius: I am a man and I would have sex with a man before I would have sex with her.

Then you'll love Obama's speech tonight.

You know you haters secretly love her.

Precision Boobery: Maybe it's Charlie the Choo-Choo.

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thinks you've forgotten the face of your father

Profedius: I am a man and I would have sex with a man before I would have sex with her.

you and the rest of you farks are so full of shiat it's almost funny.
let me guess... sharp knees??

every single one of you here would hit this like angry god / ton of bricks / other things you hit hard, if given the chance. which you won't. ever. neither will i.

but at least i'm not such a troll faced douche as to pretend otherwise.

inner ted: Profedius: I am a man and I would have sex with a man before I would have sex with her.

you and the rest of you farks are so full of shiat it's almost funny.
let me guess... sharp knees??

every single one of you here would hit this like angry god / ton of bricks / other things you hit hard, if given the chance. which you won't. ever. neither will i.

but at least i'm not such a troll faced douche as to pretend otherwise.

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No, I can't get over that face. That body isn't anything that's uncommon either. If Farkers here don't find her face attractive, get over it. Sorry to crush your wet-dreams.

inner ted: Profedius: I am a man and I would have sex with a man before I would have sex with her.

you and the rest of you farks are so full of shiat it's almost funny.
let me guess... sharp knees??

every single one of you here would hit this like angry god / ton of bricks / other things you hit hard, if given the chance. which you won't. ever. neither will i.

but at least i'm not such a troll faced douche as to pretend otherwise.

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Ummm...no dumbf*ck....some of us do not find herpes to be hot. Enjoy.



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inner ted: every single one of you here would hit this like angry god / ton of bricks / other things you hit hard, if given the chance. which you won't. ever. neither will i.

You sounds fairly ugly and unable to attain a reasonably attractive woman.

Amurica...Fark Ya!: inner ted: Profedius: I am a man and I would have sex with a man before I would have sex with her.

you and the rest of you farks are so full of shiat it's almost funny.
let me guess... sharp knees??

every single one of you here would hit this like angry god / ton of bricks / other things you hit hard, if given the chance. which you won't. ever. neither will i.

but at least i'm not such a troll faced douche as to pretend otherwise.

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Ummm...no dumbf*ck....some of us do not find herpes to be hot. Enjoy.

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freaking lulz

so you get a medical history of every skank you pick up at the bowling alley??

solyhhit: inner ted: every single one of you here would hit this like angry god / ton of bricks / other things you hit hard, if given the chance. which you won't. ever. neither will i.

You sounds fairly ugly and unable to attain a reasonably attractive woman.

i love you farking kids. i'm certain that you and mr. sharp knees have lots in common. (mostly living in mom's basement & being alone).

you are precious.

inner ted: solyhhit: inner ted: every single one of you here would hit this like angry god / ton of bricks / other things you hit hard, if given the chance. which you won't. ever. neither will i.

You sounds fairly ugly and unable to attain a reasonably attractive woman.

i love you farking kids. i'm certain that you and mr. sharp knees have lots in common. (mostly living in mom's basement & being alone).

you are precious.

I notice you didn't argue with the 'ugly' part.

Don't worry, you didn't have to.

solyhhit: inner ted: solyhhit: inner ted: every single one of you here would hit this like angry god / ton of bricks / other things you hit hard, if given the chance. which you won't. ever. neither will i.

You sounds fairly ugly and unable to attain a reasonably attractive woman.

i love you farking kids. i'm certain that you and mr. sharp knees have lots in common. (mostly living in mom's basement & being alone).

you are precious.

I notice you didn't argue with the 'ugly' part.

Don't worry, you didn't have to.

why would i argue with some dipshiat kid in his mommy's basement?

please tell us all again (with photos of course) of allllll the smoking hot ladies you get with that make rihanna such a dog.

/on pins & needles

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Like the fist of an angry god, I would.

Big John's Breakfast Log: And finally, am I really so old and jaded and dead inside that I am complaining about this?

Since another person gave you a "no, no you're not old" post, I'm gonna go the opposite way.

Yeah you're old and jaded. Pop music wasn't made for you, and the fact you decided to go out of your way to biatch shows your age. You could have just bypassed, shrugged your shoulders and moved on without complaining. But you didn't. I'd be willing to bet whatever was pop music when you were young was close to what is it now. Maybe a little less open about it, but what's the point of being repressed in the first place? Why beat around the bush (HA!) about wanting to get laid. Why not just say it?

WTF is a "straight girl" in 2012?

inner ted: Profedius: I am a man and I would have sex with a man before I would have sex with her.

you and the rest of you farks are so full of shiat it's almost funny.
let me guess... sharp knees??

every single one of you here would hit this like angry god / ton of bricks / other things you hit hard, if given the chance. which you won't. ever. neither will i.

but at least i'm not such a troll faced douche as to pretend otherwise.

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I might have been stretching the truth a bit saying I would sleep with a man before I would with her, but I am not doing so when I say I wouldn't sleep with her. I do not like the way she looks or the way she acts they are big turn offs. By looks I do not like her fat lips, nose and butt if I were to meet her in real life as an average person and not someone famous I wouldn't even give her a second look.

Profedius: inner ted: Profedius: I am a man and I would have sex with a man before I would have sex with her.

you and the rest of you farks are so full of shiat it's almost funny.
let me guess... sharp knees??

every single one of you here would hit this like angry god / ton of bricks / other things you hit hard, if given the chance. which you won't. ever. neither will i.

but at least i'm not such a troll faced douche as to pretend otherwise.

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I might have been stretching the truth a bit saying I would sleep with a man before I would with her, but I am not doing so when I say I wouldn't sleep with her. I do not like the way she looks or the way she acts they are big turn offs. By looks I do not like her fat lips, nose and butt if I were to meet her in real life as an average person and not someone famous I wouldn't even give her a second look.

sounds more like you don't find brown people attractive.

you know who else didn't find brown people attractive?

& god freaking leaping christ. ... if you think her ass is too big... then i submit you are in fact gay.

also: do you think she is hot??


if you say no.. i think you are full of shiat.

more honest to just say you don't like brown folks.