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(The Sun)   Rihanna boasts that she can turn straight women bisexual. Evidence, please   (thesun.co.uk ) divider line
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2012-05-08 09:10:33 PM  
Meh. I have this same power. Except for the part where they like men.
 
2012-05-08 09:17:35 PM  
No.
 
2012-05-08 09:28:45 PM  
And they'll never go back
 
2012-05-08 09:39:18 PM  
PROSTITUTE
 
2012-05-08 09:43:42 PM  
Only three women have that power: Sofia Vergara,Kate Winslet and Salma Hayek. You're therefore SOL,Ms. Fenty.
 
2012-05-08 09:45:06 PM  
That's nothing. I can turn a straight woman into a lesbian and all I have to do is take off my pants.

Apparently.
 
2012-05-08 09:47:02 PM  
Cue the studman69 pic, but this lady just does not do it for me.
 
2012-05-08 09:49:49 PM  
I would not lick a black girl. no, thats a lie.... I would lick all over halle berry.
 
2012-05-08 09:52:25 PM  
Are we not done with her yet?
 
2012-05-08 09:54:49 PM  
If she's really this desperate for attention, she oughtta go get her ass whipped by Chris Brown. Again.
 
2012-05-08 09:55:10 PM  
Sounds like someone needs attention. I guess you just can't beat being in the limelight
 
2012-05-08 09:56:15 PM  

Karma Chameleon: Cue the studman69 pic, but this lady just does not do it for me.


I'm attracted to her from the neck down, but her borderline fetal-alcohol-syndrome face gives me pause. She looks sort of stupid, like the hottest chick in a special ed class or something.

maxblogcdn.fooyoh.com

I'm not saying she's ugly, but she's no Halle Berry.
 
2012-05-08 09:56:18 PM  
Admit it, you'd hit it.
 
2012-05-08 10:03:11 PM  
I am the chick who will gladly find out if she has lesbian-ing powers.

/I will post my report with pictures after.
 
2012-05-08 10:04:19 PM  
Um, she's insane. And probably drug addled. She's the next Whitney Houston but much less dignified and with not as great of a set of pipes.
 
2012-05-08 10:04:20 PM  

fusillade762: Admit it, you'd hit it.


...with a stick, while she slept, so I wouldn't have to worry about catching "Crazy Deluded Biatch Syndrome."

As an aside, what is up with the sudden PR push for this idiot?
 
2012-05-08 10:05:45 PM  
images.popmatters.com

Poochy-style marketing
 
2012-05-08 10:08:01 PM  

FormlessOne: fusillade762: Admit it, you'd hit it.

...with a stick, while she slept, so I wouldn't have to worry about catching "Crazy Deluded Biatch Syndrome."

As an aside, what is up with the sudden PR push for this idiot?


Battleship The Movie is being released in the U.S. soon. Several of my friends are in it or worked on it here in Hawaii.
 
2012-05-08 10:10:04 PM  

eyeyeye: If she's really this desperate for attention, she oughtta go get her ass whipped by Chris Brown. Again.


Incidentally, she uses him to help her "make" girls go bi...
 
2012-05-08 10:11:59 PM  

bukketmaster: Karma Chameleon: Cue the studman69 pic, but this lady just does not do it for me.

I'm attracted to her from the neck down, but her borderline fetal-alcohol-syndrome face gives me pause. She looks sort of stupid, like the hottest chick in a special ed class or something.

[maxblogcdn.fooyoh.com image 450x392]

I'm not saying she's ugly, but she's no Halle Berry.


This has to be the most moronic pic ever,her inane expression easily giving Courtney Stodden's aggressive lip-curling a run for its money.
 
2012-05-08 10:21:01 PM  
She looks too downsy to be as much of an AW as she is. I would not hit it. Just call me studgal69.
 
2012-05-08 10:21:27 PM  
Bill Gates can turn strait men bi.
 
2012-05-08 10:25:13 PM  
If you want to know how farked up this chick is just look at Matt Kemp's numbers with Rihanna(we're paying this guy WHAT?) and his numbers without(he should have Pujols contract).
 
2012-05-08 10:30:17 PM  

Oldiron_79: Bill Gates can turn strait men bi.


media.tumblr.com
 
2012-05-08 10:33:29 PM  
I'm willing to take one for the team in the interest of finding out if she can keep a straight man straight. I'll report back.
 
2012-05-08 10:42:00 PM  
In unrelated news, Battleship is out next week!

(Been out overseas for a month. Not even worth the download. Neeson is only in about 10 minutes of movie, and does nothing.)
 
2012-05-08 10:43:17 PM  
Other than an epic ass-beating, WTF is this skirt famous for?
 
2012-05-08 10:44:38 PM  
Well with her booty dancing she could turn a sane man insane
/Could be because most women from there are nuts and the crazy can rub off on you(no wonder why I am on Fark)
//My daughter's mother was from the Islands
 
2012-05-08 10:46:02 PM  

Critch: In unrelated news, Battleship is out next week!

(Been out overseas for a month. Not even worth the download. Neeson is only in about 10 minutes of movie, and does nothing.)


I know someone who has a bootleg copy and says it's garbage
 
2012-05-08 10:48:43 PM  
People just don't become attracted to the same sex Rihanna you dumb pop star
It occurs in the brain
 
2012-05-08 10:53:06 PM  

drjekel_mrhyde: Critch: In unrelated news, Battleship is out next week!

(Been out overseas for a month. Not even worth the download. Neeson is only in about 10 minutes of movie, and does nothing.)

I know someone who has a bootleg copy and says it's garbage



So what are we talking about...A maritime Skyline?
 
2012-05-08 10:58:36 PM  

Apos: drjekel_mrhyde: Critch: In unrelated news, Battleship is out next week!

(Been out overseas for a month. Not even worth the download. Neeson is only in about 10 minutes of movie, and does nothing.)

I know someone who has a bootleg copy and says it's garbage


So what are we talking about...A maritime Skyline?


I refuse to believe any movie can achieve what Skyline did in pure suckitude.
 
2012-05-08 10:58:51 PM  
Oh, does she have access to a freshman frat party and a case of Boone's?

Seems like it'd be more profitable to turn gay men straight. She could get xtian fans and republican donations up her self-worshipped wazoo.
 
2012-05-08 11:01:06 PM  

Adalius: I'm willing to take one for the team in the interest of finding out if she can keep a straight man straight. I'll report back.


Also, I'm willing to go undercover for the opposite sex to see if this is true. Of course, once I penetrate with my penis her during coitus, she'll be in for a little surprise... mwahahaha!

Er, I mean BIG surprise.

*ahem*
 
mjg
2012-05-08 11:08:16 PM  
Rihanna is this decade's J-Lo - can't sing unless auto-tuned, can't act, but can dance.

What porn does for guys (showing some shlub boinking a hot chick) is what the music industry does for talentless girls from the suburbs/projects - give them hope that there's a chance, when there really, truly, is none.
 
2012-05-08 11:16:09 PM  

Apos: drjekel_mrhyde: Critch: In unrelated news, Battleship is out next week!

(Been out overseas for a month. Not even worth the download. Neeson is only in about 10 minutes of movie, and does nothing.)

I know someone who has a bootleg copy and says it's garbage


So what are we talking about...A maritime Skyline?


More like Battle LA
 
2012-05-08 11:21:42 PM  

SirLothar: Other than an epic ass-beating, WTF is this skirt famous for?


You can get more info on that newfangled radio invention ya farkin fossil
 
2012-05-08 11:26:20 PM  
Clearly she's nuts, implying a "choice", as if it were a lifestyle. After all, gays are born that way. Right?
 
2012-05-08 11:34:30 PM  

drjekel_mrhyde: Apos: drjekel_mrhyde: Critch: In unrelated news, Battleship is out next week!

(Been out overseas for a month. Not even worth the download. Neeson is only in about 10 minutes of movie, and does nothing.)

I know someone who has a bootleg copy and says it's garbage


So what are we talking about...A maritime Skyline?

More like Battle LA


Only slightly better then...Got it.


Junzi Nicuzn: Apos: drjekel_mrhyde: Critch: In unrelated news, Battleship is out next week!

(Been out overseas for a month. Not even worth the download. Neeson is only in about 10 minutes of movie, and does nothing.)

I know someone who has a bootleg copy and says it's garbage


So what are we talking about...A maritime Skyline?

I refuse to believe any movie can achieve what Skyline did in pure suckitude.



From what I hear,The Darkest Hour did just that-in less time.
 
2012-05-08 11:45:01 PM  

SaltyDonnie: Clearly she's nuts, implying a "choice", as if it were a lifestyle. After all, gays are born that way. Right?


i.huffpost.com
 
2012-05-08 11:53:12 PM  
Rihanna always looks like she needs a bath. Of course I'd hit it.
 
2012-05-08 11:56:13 PM  

Apos: Only three women have that power: Sofia Vergara,Kate Winslet and Salma Hayek. You're therefore SOL,Ms. Fenty.


Ugggh, the worst nipples on any nude actress oscar goes to!????

Even the GF agreed that her nips look like they belonged on a woman around 450 pounds

Evidence(NSFW, of course!)
 
2012-05-08 11:59:08 PM  

TsarTom: Meh. I have this same power. Except for the part where they like men.


You and me both, brother. I've got two on my record, maybe three.
 
2012-05-09 12:03:42 AM  

Apos: Sofia Vergara


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She looks like...something I can't quite place. Snuffleupagus?

fark.upi.com
 
2012-05-09 12:50:32 AM  
Maybe it's Charlie the Choo-Choo.

images.wikia.com
 
2012-05-09 01:06:58 AM  
GIS "Amanda Seyfried Julianne Moore Chloe"
 
2012-05-09 01:31:18 AM  
She may very well be able to do that but I don't care for it myself!
 
2012-05-09 01:34:13 AM  
Rihanna is proof that attention whores love to have the shiat beat outta them and want to come back for more of that
 
2012-05-09 01:45:13 AM  
I don't find her very attractive at all. I don't care what she's wearing or that she's a gamer, her face just isn't that farking good looking, especially compared to her peers!
 
2012-05-09 02:18:32 AM  

FunkOut: Um, she's insane. And probably drug addled. She's the next Whitney Houston but much less dignified and with not as great of a set of pipes.


While I agree with you on the pipes, I would hardly call Whitney Houston's drug-addled trip through the last 15 years "dignified"
 
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