AdolfOliverPanties: He doesn't have to worry about the immigrant vote. They will all self-deport before the election.

But never fear, because that might not happen, so the GOP is doing everything they can to restrict voting rights. After all, democracy is the best when the fewest possible people vote, especially when the ones that are left are white, elderly and conservative.

I guess his stance is still evolving. Why does that sound so familiar?

Just tell me what you like and I'll say it!

The_Sponge: What is Obama's stance on gay marriage again?

Total weaksauce on that too. Everyone knows what he thinks.

I suspect Mitt is probably supportive of the DREAM Act even though he told Alabama he is opposed to it. Now the the primary is over he's probably going to try and play that one down.

FlashHarry: that's because he holds all positions on immigration simultaneously. it's a quantum superposition.

The_Sponge: What is Obama's stance on gay marriage again?

Republican deflection activate! No Indiana thread? Teabaggers have won!

The_Sponge: What is Obama's stance on gay marriage again?

What's Romney's?

Sounds a bit like Obama's position on gay marriage.

"Do you support an amendment to define marriage as between one man and one woman?"

Obama: "The Constitution doesn't say anything about marriage."

This should have been followed up with "Since you're a complete and utter moron, or a complete and utter coward, a Constitutional Amendment is defined as a 'change to the Constitution'. The Constitution doesn't say anything about a lot of things until amendments are added to it. So what we just asked was 'Do you support changing the Constitution to... do this...' and your answer was 'The Constitution doesn't say a thing about that', so are you a moron or a coward?"

So perhaps he's just being like Obama, he doesn't want to actually say what his position is because he doesn't want people to know.

Basically Romney can support the position supported by the vast majority of Americans, which is strong immigration enforcement and border control, or he can support the position favored by the smaller but still significant number of people who don't like the idea of actually enforcing the law.

bdub77: "Who let the help out? Who, who who who"

(guffaws, chokes on juice)

He's running for President, for Pete's sake.

"But so far, it doesn't have a message on what Republicans would do on the issue themselves"

I think they can make this more general and say Rmoney has no plan except "I am not Obama (code word for black)

The_Sponge: What is Obama's stance on gay marriage again?

randomjsa:

Basically Romney can support the position supported by the vast majority of Americans, which is strong immigration enforcement and border control, or he can support the position favored by the smaller but still significant number of people who don't like the idea of actually enforcing the law.

As a stoner, I'm quite opposed to actually enforcing the law.

Well, Romney's good buddy in Arizona who helped write the 'papers please' law admitted that he did it because he's afraid of white people losing their majority.

At this point it's clear that Mitt Romney is travelling faster than the speed of light and exists in all positions at once, but he has the great misfortune that his path to the whitehouse has an imaginary dimension. Thus he will continue to campaign in perpetuity unless the Earth force can obtain a Cosmo Cleaner. Hurry R-force, Mitt Romney only has 184 Earth days left!

And the answer is.... for now

He doesn't want to address the issue because people will find out he's an illegal immigrant from Mexico, and that his birth name was "Lupe," and that he went through gender-reassignment sugery.

Oh, also he had a twin sister who he killed and ate as a teenager.

Come on Mitt, prove me wrong.

Mitt Romney is the Electric Monk.

It's evolving. Like Obama's hatred of gay marriage.

The_Sponge: What is Obama's stance on gay marriage again?

I think he's for civil unions but not for extending "marriage" to homosexuals. I dunno, you could ask him. You'll get the same answer he gave last week, at least.

T-Servo:

And the answer is.... for now

He stole Obama's laptop and teleprompter.

Chimperror2: T-Servo:
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And the answer is.... for now

He stole Obama's laptop and teleprompter.

lol u mad?

Please defend Rmoney more, he is going to win!

/Vote Republican

What? Rmoney loves Cuban-Mexicans as long as they aren't too Mexican.

So has anyone made a facile argument about gay marriage yet?

Seth_The_Wide: I guess his stance is still evolving revolving. Why does that sound so familiar?

FTFY

Chimperror2: T-Servo:
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And the answer is.... for now

He stole Obama's laptop and teleprompter.

You're funny. Not in a funny "ha ha" sort of way, or even a funny "oh man, that's so WRONG" sort of way. You're funny in the way testicular cancer is funny. You know, like how a cell mutates and grows wildly out of control and can only be killed with a massive application of nuclear poison and violent surgery. You're funny like that.

Was reading recently that delegates at Tampa can abstain in the first round, and vote unbound in the second round.

I'm sure that Mitt, with his hordes of devoted followers, will only have delegates that are loyal to him, and not any other candidate that may be running.

/Tampa should be lulztastic
//make sure you have popcorn ready when the Paultard delegates nominate Paul
///arcane election methods are arcane