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(LA Times)   Man stabs party-goers after cake dispute. No lie   (latimesblogs.latimes.com) divider line 79
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2012-05-08 05:22:49 PM
Sorry. It's just that he said "the cake is a lie" for like the billionth time. I couldn't help myself.
 
2012-05-08 05:35:49 PM
This was a triumph?
 
2012-05-08 05:35:52 PM
I'm making a note here: Huge Success.
 
2012-05-08 05:36:26 PM
No one's laughing, Subby.

/except the ones who are dead
 
2012-05-08 05:36:36 PM
Thank god he didn't hear about the cream pie.
 
2012-05-08 05:37:11 PM
The cake was great; so delicious and moist.
 
2012-05-08 05:38:58 PM
Maybe he took the advice of the Weighted Companion Cube.
 
2012-05-08 05:40:24 PM
wtf is wrong with people?
 
2012-05-08 05:40:40 PM
Are any of them still alive?....
 
2012-05-08 05:41:38 PM
I would comment on this...

/but I took an arrow to the knee...
 
2012-05-08 05:41:52 PM
Now Milton, don't be greedy, let's pass it along and make sure everyone gets a piece.
 
2012-05-08 05:41:53 PM
But there's no sense crying over every mistake.
 
2012-05-08 05:43:21 PM
If a party goer kept reciting Portal references 5 years after they were fresh, you'd get stabby too.
 
2012-05-08 05:43:57 PM
Nothing says party like somebody getting stabbed.
 
2012-05-08 05:44:56 PM

Arkanaut: Now Milton, don't be greedy, let's pass it along and make sure everyone gets a piece.


*shakes tiny fist*
 
2012-05-08 05:45:04 PM
Arguments about Cake and Music? So they were the same argument?
 
2012-05-08 05:46:21 PM

Erebus1954: Nothing says party like somebody getting stabbed.


A Dothraki wedding without at least three deaths is considered a boring affair.
 
2012-05-08 05:48:13 PM
cdn3.hark.com

"You're doing it wrong."
 
2012-05-08 05:56:30 PM

theorellior: [cdn3.hark.com image 430x306]

"You're doing it wrong."


Damnit, you beat me to it.
I choose death. No wait, cake!
 
2012-05-08 05:57:03 PM
Why lump two stories into the same page seamlessly? At first it sounded like that is the most stabby family in history.
 
2012-05-08 05:59:09 PM
images4.wikia.nocookie.net

"A human after my own heart."
 
2012-05-08 06:06:39 PM
Well, at least the victims weren't all alone in their time of need.
 
2012-05-08 06:07:32 PM
You monster.
 
2012-05-08 06:09:00 PM
Someone should.........................Lick the icing.
/yeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!
 
2012-05-08 06:13:01 PM
"This first test involves something the lab-boys call repulsion gel. You're not part of the control group by the way - you get the gel. Last poor son of a gun got blue paint, ha ha ha! All joking aside, that did happen. Broke every bone in his legs - tragic. But informative! Or so I'm told."
 
2012-05-08 06:16:45 PM
The whole point of a misleading headline is that the punchline is funnier. This is just assholes cutting each other in boring situations.
 
2012-05-08 06:18:16 PM

summerjack: Arguments about Cake and Music? So they were the same argument?


What is to be argued about Cake?
 
2012-05-08 06:19:57 PM

thamike: summerjack: Arguments about Cake and Music? So they were the same argument?

What is to be argued about Cake?


Terrible band, or merely bad band?
 
2012-05-08 06:21:12 PM
Good people don't go down there.
 
2012-05-08 06:21:19 PM

thamike: summerjack: Arguments about Cake and Music? So they were the same argument?

What is to be argued about Cake?


Whether or not theirs is the best cover of "I will survive"?
 
2012-05-08 06:22:06 PM
I don't get any of these references, and it's making me feel stabby.
 
2012-05-08 06:23:01 PM
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Did Someone Say Cake??
 
2012-05-08 06:24:08 PM
Well, here we are again.

/It's always such a pleasure
 
2012-05-08 06:25:18 PM
He was simply offended by his short skirt and long jacket.
 
2012-05-08 06:28:00 PM

Cagey B: thamike: summerjack: Arguments about Cake and Music? So they were the same argument?

What is to be argued about Cake?

Terrible band, or merely bad band?


Pish posh, my good man. *gloveslap*
 
2012-05-08 06:38:03 PM
I didn't know Men Without Hats had such a passionate following.
 
2012-05-08 06:41:05 PM
He thought the cake was a lie.
 
2012-05-08 06:42:47 PM
Someone left the cake out in the rain :(
 
2012-05-08 06:46:59 PM
Attempted Entenmannslaughter.
 
2012-05-08 06:51:56 PM
www.amigosdelvalle.es
 
2012-05-08 06:55:38 PM
Drew is letting his mom modmin again.

Isn't there a badge for this?
 
2012-05-08 06:59:20 PM
So my choice is "or death"?
 
2012-05-08 07:01:38 PM
Let them eat cake.
 
2012-05-08 07:04:26 PM
Normally, I don't condone stabbing at parties. However, people who smear cake in each others' faces deserve nothing less than assault with utensils. Also, I like Cake; though I understand how/why many people are put off by the singer's delivery. If they weren't from my hometown, I'd likely have not listened to them enough to realize they have a lot of really good music in addition to a few novelty hits like "Rock 'n Roll Lifestyle," "The Distance," and "I will Survive."
 
2012-05-08 07:04:52 PM
Oh believe him, he's still alive.

Still alive.

/still alive
 
2012-05-08 07:06:45 PM

Arkanaut: thamike: summerjack: Arguments about Cake and Music? So they were the same argument?

What is to be argued about Cake?

Whether or not theirs is the best cover of "I will survive"?


Sheep can't really go to heaven.

/no such place.
 
2012-05-08 07:23:32 PM
Was it a Tres Leches cake, or was it a Red Velvet cake?
 
2012-05-08 07:26:33 PM
At work we used to have cake and dick parties, and we are all out of cake.
 
2012-05-08 07:26:48 PM
Cake is serious business tho
 
2012-05-08 07:29:54 PM

tarheel07: So my choice is "or death"?


We didn't expect so many!
 
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