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(TSN)   Well the Western Conference Finals were finalized last night with Phoenix's win. Tonight the Devils have a chance to earn a spot in the Eastern Finals. Will that happen or will the Flyers force a Game 6? The puck drops at 7:30 Eastern   (tsn.ca) divider line 1513
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2012-05-08 10:45:51 PM  
"How do you spell Canada in Canadian? C-EH-N-EH-D-EH!"
 
2012-05-08 10:45:57 PM  
11 PM is going to be my cutoff on this karaoke stream.

/How do you spell Canada?
// FOUR BARS!
 
2012-05-08 10:46:39 PM  
Clear he only knows the chorus. God damn Journey posers.
 
2012-05-08 10:46:58 PM  
"Me and Bobby McGee," Janis Joplin.

SING LOUDER
 
2012-05-08 10:47:12 PM  

Vangor: Clear he only knows the chorus. God damn Journey posers.


Journey poser? Is that possible?
 
2012-05-08 10:47:12 PM  
I wonder if those pianos are just for show or if they do a dueling pianos thing too? There's noting on their website about it.
 
2012-05-08 10:47:17 PM  

9beers: yookaloco: 9beers? Are you still here? Can you tell me a little about what nights this feed is karaoke? I will shell the dough to be a TFer if this ffed becomes a regular weekly rendevous for TFers.

I think this bar does karaoke 7 nights a week. Looking on their website, they have a ton of hosts and are known for being a karaoke bar.


Dammit. If I still had my last job, I'd be able to promise you all you'd see me there then. Schlepping it at something that doesn't make that sort of travel possible.
 
2012-05-08 10:47:44 PM  

9beers: yookaloco: 9beers? Are you still here? Can you tell me a little about what nights this feed is karaoke? I will shell the dough to be a TFer if this ffed becomes a regular weekly rendevous for TFers.

I think this bar does karaoke 7 nights a week. Looking on their website, they have a ton of hosts and are known for being a karaoke bar.


Yeah, I just checked their site too and couldn't find a schedule but it seems they do this an awful lot. Probably will have it again tomorrow during the Caps-Rangers game. :-)
 
2012-05-08 10:47:47 PM  
The hair, the dress, singing Joplin...yeah, she's holding.

/probably has a spliff or three in her purse
 
2012-05-08 10:47:53 PM  

Smiths: Recoil Therapy: Smiths: [i.imgur.com image 430x539]

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wrong clapping

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Cool, I forgot to save the Grapes version last time I saw it.

/night all, been a long day around here
//thanks too for the brilliant threadjack, best I've ever seen
 
2012-05-08 10:48:04 PM  

robsul82: "Me and Bobby McGee," Janis Joplin.

SING LOUDER


Shes cute, though.
 
2012-05-08 10:48:28 PM  
Farking Bobby McGee. If I had a dollar for every time I've heard that at karaoke bars, I'd have enough to buy all you hockey farkers enough booze to get drunk. Even Smiths. At least she's cute.
 
2012-05-08 10:48:34 PM  
Chick in black dress on right starting to look bored.
 
2012-05-08 10:49:04 PM  

9beers: Smiths: seriously 9beers. i'm posting this in any Trayvon thread from now on. bans be damned.

LOL that might just be my thing too, totally derailing any further Zimmerman threads with karaoke.


i mean seriously at this point every thread is the same. it's like OWS.
i've gotten banned in OWS theads for posting greasemonkey screenshots cuz i made my script just count post totals per-user just to point out the same damn people spam the same damn threads with the same damn things.

Look. trayvon is a farked up situation. no one should be dead. that i agree with. death part = wrong. HOWEVER... it was clearly within the (maybe farked up) law the state had. i have called the police while turning right at an intersection less thana block from where i live because of a "person of suspicion" walking down the street next to every parked car and looking into the driver's window on each and then perking his head up at any car that passed by before going back down to the windows. yes he was black it didn't matter; i was calling 911 on anyone showing that behavior.

was i wrong? according to farkers: yes. screw them all. I have lived here for over half a decade. I know my neighbors and I know the neighborhood. That person was not one of the regulars and was definitely acting unlike anyone I have seen before.

Fark would chastise me though. I'm a racist because it was a black guy in my neighborhood.

fark them.

now the shooting part? i dunno. like i said. no one should be dead in the Trayvon situation. Manslaughter him or whatever. but this is not death penalty cold-blooded pre-meditated murder.

but Fartkers want you to believe it was. he pre-meditated cuz there was a nig3er in the neighborhood.

anyway.. KARAOKE!1


holy crap i am drunk and apparenlty the missus bought italian ices.

awesome.
 
2012-05-08 10:49:19 PM  

robsul82: "Me and Bobby McGee," Janis Joplin.

SING LOUDER


Very true. Gotta belt it, and if possible, sound raspy at the right parts. More important in the latter half.
 
2012-05-08 10:49:23 PM  

netweavr: Journey poser? Is that possible?


Just witnessed. I was certain the lyrics to all Journey, Foreigner, and Boston songs were imprinted in our DNA for a while there.
 
2012-05-08 10:50:40 PM  
Sarah got cut off and is pissed.
 
2012-05-08 10:50:56 PM  

vegaswench: yookaloco: 9beers? Are you still here? Can you tell me a little about what nights this feed is karaoke? I will shell the dough to be a TFer if this ffed becomes a regular weekly rendevous for TFers.

Hell yeah, let's do this.


Oh that would be awesome.
 
2012-05-08 10:51:00 PM  
"Tainted Love," Soft Cell.

Don't douche it up, c'mon.
 
2012-05-08 10:51:17 PM  

robsul82: "Tainted Love," Soft Cell.

Don't douche it up, c'mon.


Too late.
 
2012-05-08 10:51:40 PM  

robsul82: "Tainted Love," Soft Cell.

Don't douche it up, c'mon.


Look at his shirt. He doesn't have a chance. The shirt compels him.
 
2012-05-08 10:52:11 PM  
I just....there's is SO much fantastic music in New Orleans, and people are in there dancing to karaoke? Really?
 
2012-05-08 10:52:37 PM  
Wait, where the hell did the last hour go?
 
2012-05-08 10:52:57 PM  
I appreciate throwing the

netweavr: robsul82: "Tainted Love," Soft Cell.

Don't douche it up, c'mon.

Look at his shirt. He doesn't have a chance. The shirt compels him.


LOL, yes.
 
2012-05-08 10:53:00 PM  
I LIKE IT DIRTY CHICK IS BACK
 
2012-05-08 10:53:02 PM  
"I like it dirty" chick on deck.
 
2012-05-08 10:53:22 PM  
Tainted Love and now In a Big Country... we're going 80s!!
 
2012-05-08 10:53:32 PM  
"In a Big Country" by Big Country! Yes!
 
2012-05-08 10:53:32 PM  
Does anyone like the new Deadmau5 song The Veldt?

Its awesome, the 8 minute version
 
2012-05-08 10:53:53 PM  
shiat, I like that song.
 
2012-05-08 10:54:03 PM  
Wow...those are some...uh....tits she's got there.
 
2012-05-08 10:54:03 PM  
Hi Crystal,

Sing the song.

I miss Soft Cell.

/Technical difficulties! Drink!
 
2012-05-08 10:54:05 PM  
Haha, played the wrong song for her. Wondered why she wasn't singing it.

They should've made her sing it anyway!
 
2012-05-08 10:54:12 PM  
Fatty McRedshirt loves it!
 
2012-05-08 10:54:34 PM  
You know what I like? How we can tell how big her tits are even through this shiatty cam. That's cool.
 
2012-05-08 10:54:39 PM  

Silvara: Wow...those are some...uh....tits she's got there.


Also, this is why I don't wear tight t-shirts out of the house. You look ridiculous.
 
2012-05-08 10:54:54 PM  

W.C.fields forever: craigzy: los angeles, phoenix, new jersey...

this is kryptonite for ratings.

dogs and cats living together


Mass hysteria!

/Go Kings!
 
2012-05-08 10:55:05 PM  

Silvara: Wow...those are some...uh....tits she's got there.


Yep, too bad she doesn't have the pipes to match the exterior.
 
2012-05-08 10:55:09 PM  

Silvara: Wow...those are some...uh....tits she's got there.


Wouldn't that make you top-heavy? Maybe that's why chicks are always falling down in movies when they try to run.
 
2012-05-08 10:55:14 PM  
You turned off "In a Big Country" for something I don't know, Dirty McHugetits. I don't appreciate that.
 
2012-05-08 10:55:14 PM  
Whoever came up with fat chick terducken....Thank You!

That comment, said aloud, led directly to sex.

/can't explain that, especially with women.
//especially wives
///whatever
////TYTYTYTYTY!!!
 
2012-05-08 10:55:24 PM  

ontariolightning: Does anyone like the new Deadmau5 song The Veldt?

Its awesome, the 8 minute version


Haven't heard it but will have to check it out, have been getting into Deadmau5 recently.

soopey: /Technical difficulties! Drink!


ROFL, just what we need. A hockey thread with a drinking game which turns into a karaoke thread with a drinking game!
 
2012-05-08 10:56:28 PM  

netweavr: Silvara: Wow...those are some...uh....tits she's got there.

Wouldn't that make you top-heavy? Maybe that's why chicks are always falling down in movies when they try to run.


It does...very. Pushups are a biatch, and you can't actually get all the way down to the floor because your tits stop you. It's freaking annoying and wicked on the back.
 
2012-05-08 10:56:29 PM  

mainstreet62: fat chick terducken



???
 
2012-05-08 10:56:38 PM  
I'm a terrible singer. Beyond hair bands with air guitar I would be like this lady. Just absolutely languishing out there.

/someone buy her a drink!
 
2012-05-08 10:56:53 PM  
Doooooooooooooooooo...
 
2012-05-08 10:57:08 PM  

vegaswench: Silvara: Wow...those are some...uh....tits she's got there.

Yep, too bad she doesn't have the pipes to match the exterior.


Maybe they affect her breathing. Heh.
 
2012-05-08 10:57:46 PM  
Alright Tits, sit down... you weren't winning the crowd over.
 
2012-05-08 10:57:48 PM  

netweavr: mainstreet62: fat chick terducken


???


Control-F the thread, dude.
 
2012-05-08 10:57:54 PM  
Oh no. Not this song. No.
 
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