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(TSN)   Well the Western Conference Finals were finalized last night with Phoenix's win. Tonight the Devils have a chance to earn a spot in the Eastern Finals. Will that happen or will the Flyers force a Game 6? The puck drops at 7:30 Eastern   (tsn.ca) divider line 1513
    More: Cool, monsters, Bob McKenzie, puck drop, Joel Quenneville, Daniel Girardi, Michigan Stadium, salary arbitration, flyer  
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2012-05-08 08:23:00 PM  
Intermission means election update. Senator Dick Lugar was not quite crazypants enough for the modern Republican Party and has been primaried. North Carolina is re-rebanning same-sex marriage (and civil unions). And this, also from Carolina du Nord, is hilarious:

PRESIDENTIAL PREFERENCE - DEM (Vote For 1)
Barack Obama (DEM) 82.14% 272,130
No Preference (DEM) 17.86% 59,170
Total 331,300

PRESIDENTIAL PREFERENCE - REP (Vote For 1)
Newt Gingrich (REP) 8.29% 26,726
Ron Paul (REP) 10.63% 34,282
Mitt Romney (REP) 65.96% 212,707
Rick Santorum (REP) 10.22% 32,963
No Preference (REP) 4.89% 15,782
Total 322,460
 
2012-05-08 08:23:37 PM  

AKTurkey: Q: Is Pluto still a planet?
A: Yes, I believe that it is

STICK TO HOCKEY


WRONG! It's a dwarf planet and plutoid! NOVA told me so!
 
2012-05-08 08:23:40 PM  

Dougie AXP: 9beers: Smiths: NO GIROUX?

WHY HAVEN'T I HEARD ANYTHING ABOUT THIS???

If you watched the last game, you knew he wouldn't be playing tonight.

God you're dense. Or just trolling


It's Smiths. He's a funny guy.
 
2012-05-08 08:24:09 PM  
"Professional Dumper"
 
2012-05-08 08:26:53 PM  
Didn't like the passing on shots toward the end there. Only one goal, guys, plus it's Bryzgalov - keep shooting. For the love of God, keep shooting.
 
2012-05-08 08:27:07 PM  

4NSpy: "Professional Dumper"


Sounds like someone a friend of mine dated. Hey-oh!
 
2012-05-08 08:27:11 PM  

soopey: /I'm classy and I know it.
// In the freezer is Svedka, Canadian Club, and 1800 Silver Tequila.
/// No one likes cheap tequila.


Hah, my old roommate would by 1800 because he was okay with cheap and thought the bottle was useful
 
2012-05-08 08:28:19 PM  

AKTurkey: Q: Is Pluto still a planet?
A: Yes, I believe that it is

STICK TO HOCKEY


They should get Bryz in the studio for his opinion. He'd do better there than in net. Hmm, that makes me wonder how funny of a commentator he'd make once his career ends. Yeah, I know, we won't have a Russian commentator, and he really wants to be an astronaut next, but I can dream of the hilarious possibilities still!
 
2012-05-08 08:28:47 PM  

yookaloco: Dougie AXP: 9beers: Smiths: NO GIROUX?

WHY HAVEN'T I HEARD ANYTHING ABOUT THIS???

If you watched the last game, you knew he wouldn't be playing tonight.

God you're dense. Or just trolling

It's Smiths. He's a funny guy.


I was referring to 9beers.

I know Smiths is a lovable drunkard.
 
2012-05-08 08:29:01 PM  

9beers: Smiths: NO GIROUX?

WHY HAVEN'T I HEARD ANYTHING ABOUT THIS???

If you watched the last game, you knew he wouldn't be playing tonight.


i.imgur.com
 
2012-05-08 08:29:34 PM  
Intermission.

Football Cheerleader Bootcamp photos!
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2012-05-08 08:29:45 PM  

RminusQ: Intermission means election update.


What's the source of the votes?

/ow, I just sprained my english major

Ok, NOW the crying verizon commercial is too annoying for me. When it had a real conversation hidden in gibberish (like Brad Pitt in Snatch), I was all about it. I also have a thing for crying women. Gets me going.

/I keed, I keed!
 
2012-05-08 08:30:11 PM  

soopey: I program. It's why I drink. Yay for embedded firmware. Some serious job security in that shiat because no one wants to do it.


you know dat.

Did you ever pick up Android? I remember you mentioned thinking about doing that.
 
2012-05-08 08:32:57 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2012-05-08 08:33:06 PM  

yookaloco: RminusQ: Intermission means election update.

What's the source of the votes?


Indiana, North Carolina, West Virginia.
 
2012-05-08 08:33:14 PM  
Someone be a lamb and post the gif of all the commercials, please?
 
2012-05-08 08:33:34 PM  

Smiths: soopey: I program. It's why I drink. Yay for embedded firmware. Some serious job security in that shiat because no one wants to do it.

you know dat.

Did you ever pick up Android? I remember you mentioned thinking about doing that.


I sometimes hate Java(err, not Java but infringing on Java API copyrights which is some serious bullshiat) and haven't really had the ambition to do anything fun with it.
 
2012-05-08 08:33:58 PM  

Farkin' Uke: Someone be a lamb and post the gif of all the commercials, please?


That's mine.

i.imgur.com

flood control can lick my taint.

i'd like that
 
2012-05-08 08:34:13 PM  
We're back!
Let the lulz commence!
 
2012-05-08 08:34:59 PM  

soopey: Smiths: soopey: I program. It's why I drink. Yay for embedded firmware. Some serious job security in that shiat because no one wants to do it.

you know dat.

Did you ever pick up Android? I remember you mentioned thinking about doing that.

I sometimes hate Java(err, not Java but infringing on Java API copyrights which is some serious bullshiat) and haven't really had the ambition to do anything fun with it.


i ended up making an app just to wake up and check the status of my home network via SSHing into my DD-WRT router.
kinda enjoyable.
ported another app to Playbook and got a free Playbook, which the missus enjoys because i have all the Angry Birds on it.

Yay JAVA!
 
2012-05-08 08:34:59 PM  
The goal is over there, Kovy.
 
2012-05-08 08:35:05 PM  

Smiths: [i.imgur.com image 400x349]


OMG Is this new? If this has been around, and its the first I'm hearing of it, I can't take it. Great one.
 
2012-05-08 08:35:24 PM  
Good job Bryz. Let the post do the work for you cause you sure can't.
 
2012-05-08 08:35:55 PM  
Okay, Philly, ONE revenge hit is cool.
 
2012-05-08 08:36:03 PM  
A-train is getting crushed tonight.

And so close for Kovy making it 3-1... damn!
 
2012-05-08 08:36:56 PM  

Smiths: Farkin' Uke: Someone be a lamb and post the gif of all the commercials, please?

That's mine.

[i.imgur.com image 350x194]

flood control can lick my taint.

i'd like that


Awesome! You rock! Much obliged for creating/posting. My buddy is on the road and getting text updates from me for Flyers and Phils and I wanted to give him the fullest experience.
 
2012-05-08 08:36:56 PM  
So who's playing in place of Giriririririroux?
 
2012-05-08 08:36:56 PM  
Something make me think they're targeting Volchenkov.
 
2012-05-08 08:37:16 PM  
Flyers on the PP.
 
2012-05-08 08:37:28 PM  

yookaloco: Smiths: [i.imgur.com image 400x349]

OMG Is this new? If this has been around, and its the first I'm hearing of it, I can't take it. Great one.


i am in your head
 
2012-05-08 08:37:29 PM  

Smiths: Farkin' Uke: Someone be a lamb and post the gif of all the commercials, please?

That's mine.

[i.imgur.com image 350x194]

flood control can lick my taint.

i'd like that


You sound like a man who likes a good bidet
 
2012-05-08 08:38:11 PM  
No Giroux!
 
2012-05-08 08:38:51 PM  
No Giroux!
 
2012-05-08 08:38:55 PM  
Apparently Giroux is... in fact... not playing tonight
 
2012-05-08 08:38:58 PM  
This is a shiatty PP
 
2012-05-08 08:39:01 PM  
I liked Rinaldo more when he played for Brazil.

/I'm sure somewhere there's a sports hipster lurker nodding in agreement.
 
2012-05-08 08:39:07 PM  
Mmmmm...homemade mac and cheese.
 
2012-05-08 08:39:42 PM  

yookaloco: Smiths: Farkin' Uke: Someone be a lamb and post the gif of all the commercials, please?

That's mine.

[i.imgur.com image 350x194]

flood control can lick my taint.

i'd like that

You sound like a man who likes a good bidet


I did live in Japan for 5 years and had some fancy toilet seat experiences.

heh. BOO THIS POWERPLAY
 
2012-05-08 08:39:47 PM  

soopey: So who's playing in place of Giriririririroux?


Grue.
 
2012-05-08 08:39:54 PM  
Power failure.
 
2012-05-08 08:39:58 PM  
Your penalty. It is dead.
 
2012-05-08 08:40:32 PM  
Annnnd already booing.
 
2012-05-08 08:41:02 PM  
hockey!
 
2012-05-08 08:41:09 PM  
SHOOT THE GODDAMN PUCK
 
2012-05-08 08:41:27 PM  

Silvara: Annnnd already booing.


When the highest scoring member of your team is the goalie, it's deserved.
 
2012-05-08 08:41:32 PM  
Without Giroux, drinky drink.
 
2012-05-08 08:41:41 PM  
Darn good team backchecking there by NJ.
 
2012-05-08 08:41:45 PM  
God damn it. Shoot the farking puck!!
 
2012-05-08 08:42:23 PM  
CHOKE ON THE OPEN NET!
 
2012-05-08 08:42:32 PM  
Real close there... c'mon Devils!
 
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