Sometimes, dead is better.

Looks like a shot from Etsy trying to sell the necklace.

Cagey B: Sometimes, dead is better.

Church, is that you?

He's just an excitable boy.

AdolfOliverPanties: I liked the picture of Scarlett off to the right of the article.

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Weird. Makes it look like she has no legs, just a torso with head and arms floating through the room.

I don't know about the rest of you, but the chinchilla is the *worst* taco bell burrito I've *ever* had.

I wonder if he had time to spend the money.

Was he trying to take her out to see a movie?

This is just her response to the text I sent her. "Penis Goes Where?"

Is she wearing a Wells Fargo necklace?

Rufus Lee King: If I ever get to the mental stage where I would consider doing something like that, I'll stop right there and check myself into the bughouse.

Yeah, you should write yourself a note or something. Maybe a sanity flowchart. Because when you get to that station on the crazy train line, you're probably not going to hear the conductor telling you it's time to get off...

Chinchillas are cute.

Did he at least make her a coat out of it?

Mildot: Was he trying to take her out to see a movie?

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I'll see your Frankenweenie and raise you a Reanimator -

degenerate-afro: "Prepping for blowjob"

Yep, I thought "Insert penis here".

Satan sucks, but you're the best.
Holy smokes you past the test.
When I'm with you I feel blessed
My chinchilla.

"O" face.

Love the "O" face.

I wish I had a color printer so could print this picture for my alone time.

See, this is why I had my chinchilla cremated. After he died, I mean.

Lone Stranger: I wish I had a color printer so could print this picture for my alone time.


That mouth does look like it should be... filled.

Paging, Dr. Caligari to the white phone.

My recommendation is two weeks in the Asylum.

Chinchilla, chinchilla, chinchilla!

Hey man, smoke that shiat or pass it.

/hot

Ahhh, Kingston, the Florida of New York.


/besides Florida, NY

That necklace shouldn't be on anyone older than 16.

It reminds me of the reactions shots to binary female/ drinking container.

Fish in a Barrel: Chinchillas are cute.

Yes they are so very, very cute. I am really pissed that they are not allowed in Australia because I'd really like to have one as a pet.

This guy comes home from work one day to find his dog with the neighbor's pet rabbit in his mouth. The rabbit is very dead and the guy panics.

He thinks the neighbors are going to hate him forever, so he takes the dirty, chewed-up rabbit into the house, gives it a bath, blow-dries its fur, and puts the rabbit back into the cage at the neighbor's house, hoping that they will think it died of natural causes.

A few days later, the neighbor is outside and asks the guy, "Did you hear that Fluffy died?"

The guy stumbles around and says, "Um.. no.. um.. what happened?"

The neighbor replies, "We just found him dead in his cage one day, but the weird thing is that the day after we buried him we went outside and someone had dug him up, gave him a bath and put him back into the cage. There must be some real sick people out there!"

Poor little guy took one last dust bath.

I Am The Bishop Of East Anglia: This guy comes home from work one day to find his dog with the neighbor's pet rabbit in his mouth. The rabbit is very dead and the guy panics.
He thinks the neighbors are going to hate him forever, so he takes the dirty, chewed-up rabbit into the house, gives it a bath, blow-dries its fur, and puts the rabbit back into the cage at the neighbor's house, hoping that they will think it died of natural causes.
A few days later, the neighbor is outside and asks the guy, "Did you hear that Fluffy died?"
The guy stumbles around and says, "Um.. no.. um.. what happened?"
The neighbor replies, "We just found him dead in his cage one day, but the weird thing is that the day after we buried him we went outside and someone had dug him up, gave him a bath and put him back into the cage. There must be some real sick people out there!"

OMG. I have to remember that one.

Don't have time to read posts, so sorry if someone has already said this. I suggest a special NSFW photoshop thread with the picture!

Will check back later.