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Lincoln patented the 500 Internal Server Error?
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DNRTFA. Was it the reinforced vampire-killing ax?
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It would be news if anyone got a patent application rejected today.
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He succeeded at Facehole, however.
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Crap, seemed like a cool story. +1 for making it sorta believable.
Of course I already sent it to my dad so hundreds of people over 60 believe this already.
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kmoser:

Actually, it's more analogous to the idea of one's Home Page on the Web, which predates Facebook by, oh, ten years or so.

Yes, well, "Abaham Lincoln invented Geocities" isn't nearly as good of a headline. I think we can all agree geocities was a mistake.
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GWSuperfan: Lincoln patented the 500 Internal Server Error?

It would explain a lot about his assassination...
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My Uncle got a patent on a method of filing paperwork to protect intellectual property. Once they realized what was up, they sent him a letter saying it was retracted.
/He could probably still sue...everybody
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Yon Northe's Relationship status with Yon Southe: Tis Complicated
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A picture of Lincolns real assassin..... Jeremiah Zuckerberg

/He stole Lincolns idea
//secret passed down through the generations
///just waiting to unleash it's fury
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Even if the patent were granted, Lincoln was too busy hunting vampires to make the Gazette into a successful business model.
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Lincoln invented an apparatus whereby every Man and Woman and Child could post pictures of their meals, and pose with duckfaces?
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TFA's servers rejected my request to view TFA.
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wait until the internet age bro
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IS HE TIME TRAVELER????

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