Codenamechaz: What? A comedian made a joke about a public figure? Oh the scandal. I do believe I have the vapors.

I'll get the fainting couch!

She deserves to be attacked. She bills herself as a spokesperson for abstinence but she has already given birth to a bastard child and is now shacking up with some other hump in a trial marriage.

I think it's fair. It's not like Maher's attacking the mentally disabled one in the family.

You know: Sarah.

THIS IS AN OUTRAGE!!!11!!!

/keep sniveling, biatches

Codenamechaz: What? A comedian made a joke about a public figure? Oh the scandal. I do believe I have the vapors.

She is only a public figure in the sense that she can say stuff that gets reported in the media. Not in the sense that she can be criticized publicly.

In other words, she's a Republican.

2 TWITCHY 4 PINGPONG

Misogyny: attacking women
Not misogyny: attacking a woman

keep crying about superficial crap.

million-dollar man, eh? that's nothing next to romney's hundred-million dollar men, the koch brothers.

What am I supposed to do with this information?

I thought a donor's freedom of speech was paramount, or did I misread Citizens United?

Plus, since money = free speech, Bill's entitled to at least 8 more slams on the Palin women. He paid for it after all.

The My Little Pony Killer: My only problem with this is the fact that Bristol is going to see her name in headlines and continue to think that she is somehow important.

Ugh. She's getting her own Lifetime show. Disgusting.

How dare Obama authorize Bill Maher to utter these words.

sigdiamond2000: What am I supposed to do with this information?

Weave it into the tapestry of Derp.

He attacked her? Why isn't he in jail????

Oh, you mean it's blowhard rightwing hyperbole that anyone's opinion is an "attack".

Get over it.



Did Bill Mahr hurt your wittle feewings?

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Diogenes: The My Little Pony Killer: My only problem with this is the fact that Bristol is going to see her name in headlines and continue to think that she is somehow important.

Ugh. She's getting her own Lifetime show. Disgusting.

Is there anything on Lifetime that isn't disgusting? They even have their own movie network. There are a surprising number of versions of the "all men are violent, sex-crazed, psychotic pigs" story out there.

Sandra Fluke gets her widdle feelings hurt and the president puts her on speed dial. Bristol Palin weathers repeated attacks from an Obama donor? Crickets.

Hmm.

One's a private citizen who is an advocate for women's rights and responsible sexual behavior who got beat up for speaking for women in front of Congress.

The other is an irresponsible hypocrite who begs for national attention then biatches about it when she doesn't like the type of attention she gets.

She's so much like her mother it's frightening. The cracker sure doesn't fall far from the box, does it?

The My Little Pony Killer: My only problem with this is the fact that Bristol is going to see her name in headlines and continue to think that she is somehow important.

Alas, as long as American suckers tune in to the stupid shows and displays she partakes in, she'll imagine herself more important than she's really ever been.

Nabb1: Diogenes: The My Little Pony Killer: My only problem with this is the fact that Bristol is going to see her name in headlines and continue to think that she is somehow important.

Ugh. She's getting her own Lifetime show. Disgusting.

Is there anything on Lifetime that isn't disgusting? They even have their own movie network. There are a surprising number of versions of the "all men are violent, sex-crazed, psychotic pigs" story out there.

Mostly, but not all the time. They do some "wronged man" movies, too. I put them on during the weekend when I'm cleaning or doing other chores because I can laugh at them and don't have to pay barely attention to them.

They also do some "mainstream" movies. They had Chloe on recently. Any network that has Julianne Moore getting fingerbanged by Amanda Seyfried can't be all that bad!

Isn't making fun of Bristol Palin akin to picking on someone with Downs Syndrome?

Diogenes: They had Chloe on recently. Any network that has Julianne Moore getting fingerbanged by Amanda Seyfried can't be all that bad!

That movie has WHAT in it?

slayer199: Isn't making fun of Bristol a Palin akin to picking on someone with Downs Syndrome?

FTFY

kingoomieiii: Diogenes: They had Chloe on recently. Any network that has Julianne Moore getting fingerbanged by Amanda Seyfried can't be all that bad!

That movie has WHAT in it?

Moore hires escort Seyfried to seduce her husband, Neeson, and in the process is seduced herself. Leading to a hot lesbo scene.

kingoomieiii: Diogenes: They had Chloe on recently. Any network that has Julianne Moore getting fingerbanged by Amanda Seyfried can't be all that bad!

That movie has WHAT in it?

Yes, do tell. This is relevant to my interests.

Diogenes: kingoomieiii: Diogenes: They had Chloe on recently. Any network that has Julianne Moore getting fingerbanged by Amanda Seyfried can't be all that bad!

That movie has WHAT in it?

Moore hires escort Seyfried to seduce her husband, Neeson, and in the process is seduced herself. Leading to a hot lesbo scene.

Hm. Apparently I need to start watching Lifetime.

Diogenes: kingoomieiii: Diogenes: They had Chloe on recently. Any network that has Julianne Moore getting fingerbanged by Amanda Seyfried can't be all that bad!

That movie has WHAT in it?

Moore hires escort Seyfried to seduce her husband, Neeson, and in the process is seduced herself. Leading to a hot lesbo scene.

Might be worth a watch (of only that scene).

That's almost as bad as greenlighting twitchy.

gilgigamesh: kingoomieiii: Diogenes: They had Chloe on recently. Any network that has Julianne Moore getting fingerbanged by Amanda Seyfried can't be all that bad!

That movie has WHAT in it?

Yes, do tell. This is relevant to my interests.

He said it. "Chloe." That was the name of the movie.

Nabb1: gilgigamesh: kingoomieiii: Diogenes: They had Chloe on recently. Any network that has Julianne Moore getting fingerbanged by Amanda Seyfried can't be all that bad!

That movie has WHAT in it?

Yes, do tell. This is relevant to my interests.

He said it. "Chloe." That was the name of the movie.

When I am president all movies will, by law, contain this or a similar scene.

I don't care if it's a documentary on the agricultural reforms of 16th Century England - at some point they will be legally required to cut away to this scene.

Julianne Moore does seem like a nice lady

gilgigamesh: Diogenes: kingoomieiii: Diogenes: They had Chloe on recently. Any network that has Julianne Moore getting fingerbanged by Amanda Seyfried can't be all that bad!

That movie has WHAT in it?

Moore hires escort Seyfried to seduce her husband, Neeson, and in the process is seduced herself. Leading to a hot lesbo scene.

Hm. Apparently I need to start watching Lifetime.

You might wanna watch it with the tits intact.

Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: I think it's fair. It's not like Maher's attacking the mentally disabled one in the family.

You know: Sarah.

What's the difference between Sarah Palin's mouth and her vagina?

Not everything that comes out of her vagina is retarded.

/ba-dum-bum

And this thread is now about the movie Chloe.

NSFW I repeat NSFW scene

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So total farkers should engage in a campaign to downvote all twitchy links? Got it. Nothing good can come from that vile twunt.

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So total farkers should engage in a campaign to downvote all twitchy links? Got it. Nothing good can come from that vile twunt.

If they feel so inclined, but you know as well as I do that there are TFers who are Michelle Malkin fans

So if I read that right:
Bill Maher said something kind of funny about Bristol and it's actually Obama being a hypocrite and not honoring campaign statements.

What the f*ck?

Precious Roy's Horse Dividers: And this thread is now about the movie Chloe.

NSFW I repeat NSFW scene

God bless you, sir.

Nabb1: Is there anything on Lifetime that isn't disgusting?

Well, the Rob Lowe "I'm untouchable, biatch." movie was indeed good-bad entertainment.

Bathia_Mapes: sammyk: Bathia_Mapes: About Us

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So total farkers should engage in a campaign to downvote all twitchy links? Got it. Nothing good can come from that vile twunt.

If they feel so inclined, but you know as well as I do that there are TFers who are Michelle Malkin fans

She's not going to sleep with them

/oblig

downstairs: Nabb1: Is there anything on Lifetime that isn't disgusting?

Well, the Rob Lowe "I'm untouchable, biatch." movie was indeed good-bad entertainment.

There's alot of "guilty pleasure" there when I have it on.

In that one I just wanted to see how well Kelly Cuoco did outside of Big Bang, and how well Lowe could pull off Peterson. Both did fine jobs. Especially Lowe since Peterson is so much bigger than he.

antidisestablishmentarianism: So if I read that right:
Bill Maher said something kind of funny about Bristol and it's actually Obama being a hypocrite and not honoring campaign statements.

What the f*ck?

"Conservative" logic. Don't try too hard to understand, as it only causes headaches in rational people.

Twitchy?

Is that that Snow White's meth smoking eighth Dwarf?

Precious Roy's Horse Dividers: And this thread is now about the movie Chloe.

NSFW I repeat NSFW scene

vernonFL: Twitchy?

Is that that Snow White's meth smoking eighth Dwarf?

Oddly, yes.

I always wondered if Michelle Malkin touches herself when she's watching Bill Maher.