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(ABC)   Female Breasts Are Bigger Than Ever and then the headline goes on about something else   (abcnews.go.com) divider line 45
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2012-05-08 02:52:01 PM
4 votes:
Size is not important. Proximity is the only parameter for judging breasts. Anything within arm's reach is perfect.
2012-05-08 03:09:45 PM
3 votes:
i.imgur.com
2012-05-09 08:46:13 AM
2 votes:
Andrew Wiggin: [ll-media.tmz.com image 550x609]

www.rollonfriday.com
2012-05-08 02:54:43 PM
2 votes:
Male breasts are also bigger than ever.
2012-05-10 02:06:38 AM
1 votes:
Yeah, there is something about a TIE that really sets off an outfit

(NSFW)
2012-05-09 10:30:48 PM
1 votes:
SearchN: Beaver1224: You are all brilliant; every one of you. Admittedly, I'm very late, but I couldn't keep my admiration silent.

/Love you all - really.

You should drop me a line to be added to my list (Damnit Andrew making me feel like an AW). That being said, if you know anyone on a FOB that might want on, give them my info.


You, my friend, are not an AW.
2012-05-09 08:30:01 PM
1 votes:
Gawdzila: I May Be Crazy But...: Banned on the Run: I May Be Crazy But...: Banned on the Run: NSFW

Wow. That is an gorgeous woman.

If its the one at 7:54:44, do a tineye reverse search. That's one of a set.

And a very nice set it is! NSFW link if anyone else is interested.

LOL, those crazy Japanese and their vadge-sensoring.
It's an X-Art set by a girl called Tiffany if you're interested in seeing the whole thing ;)


Her name is Tiffany Thompson. Here's a link to 10 galleries, full vag

/scary how good my porn-fu is. took me 20 seconds, no google
2012-05-09 08:22:41 PM
1 votes:
SuperChuck: Banned on the Run: The second best set of B's in my bukkit, NSFW

Second best? Damn.


These are the best B's in my bukkit, IMHO -- NSFW

/and the best B's, period
2012-05-09 06:11:49 PM
1 votes:
i1089.photobucket.com
2012-05-09 05:29:19 PM
1 votes:
2012-05-09 02:58:02 PM
1 votes:
i49.tinypic.com
2012-05-09 02:57:47 PM
1 votes:
nice thread y'all have going here. maybe i can find a few things to contribute.

i47.tinypic.com
2012-05-09 11:27:02 AM
1 votes:
Vitamin Pb: Is it the last gasp?

I hope not!

NSFW

NSFW

NSFW
2012-05-09 09:52:44 AM
1 votes:
TheShavingofOccam123: img.myconfinedspace.com

I bet this librarian has a nice pair of bookmarks!

/this is not a sexy bookmark


Um, yeah. I will admit that does look like me!
2012-05-09 01:53:47 AM
1 votes:
God-is-a-Taco: tinfoil-hat maggie:
Well you missed the point then, sorry.

Can you elaborate? It's the bi-weekly "chicks in bikinis" thread that blocks discussion about the linked article. Attention whores and sycophants abound in what is essentially an image dump.

Oh well. Enough party pooping for me. I'll try to understand humanity again tomorrow.
Carry on.

/and admins maybe post subjects like this in geek tab


Dozens of articles posted every week and one or two dedicated to boobs makes you piss yourself in anger. Someone needs his naptime.
2012-05-09 01:21:16 AM
1 votes:
I noticed something after going through the thread for the last hour. There were little or no haters. Something nice to see in a Fark thread. Behold the power of boobies!!

It was interesting to read the coy posting of Cowgirl Coffee with the various players as well as the seductive posting answer of Dark Princess. Tin.-foil hat Maggie who is a legend here made her presence known. Morgantx seductively dangled the prospect of BIE as she celebrates her latest pregnancy.

Maybe some Female Farker will take pity on me and throw a BIE to me. Like some much smarter and wiser individual stated. Those other images are just commercial images to be googled. BIE are much more special as they have personal sentiment. As long as the BIE rules are followed. We must have protocol.....
2012-05-09 01:07:32 AM
1 votes:
Zeppelininthesky: I am still up...

Has it been up for more than four hours? And did you consult your doctor?

Sorry, had too ; )
2012-05-08 11:54:03 PM
1 votes:
29.media.tumblr.com
2012-05-08 11:21:11 PM
1 votes:
Keizer_Ghidorah: ArmednHammered: cowgirl toffee: To everyone with cats...

[img713.imageshack.us image 204x236]

[i773.photobucket.com image 320x240]

LOL he's really going at it.

/cbs

Back when I was 12 or 13, was staying with relatives on a family cross-country vacation trip, slept on the couch a couple of nights. First night, their cat hops up on the couch while I'm laying there trying to go to sleep and starts sucking on my nipple while kneading my pec. Needless to say I was quite surprised. Finally fell asleep after about half an hour, the cat was latched on the entire time.


O_o

Well, I'll ask what everyone here wants to know... did you like it?
2012-05-08 10:32:06 PM
1 votes:
morgantx: I wouldn't mind sending BIE if I weren't also big as a house pregnant. These suckers have swelled up really nicely this pregnancy, but considering the Fark fat brigade, I'm pretty sure that most of the BIE requests are looking for something a little less "fat" (pregnant! OK, and fat, too...) than what I've got on hand.

Somewhere out there some Farker just read what you wrote and said, "Jackpot!!!"
2012-05-08 10:19:04 PM
1 votes:
tinfoil-hat maggie: [25.media.tumblr.com image 467x700]

Oh sweet jeezus that girl is some kinda gorgeous! WOW!!
2012-05-08 09:37:39 PM
1 votes:
Does anyone else like lactating breasts?

/loves nursing a heavy pair of milk-filled breasts
2012-05-08 08:40:33 PM
1 votes:
2012-05-08 08:39:36 PM
1 votes:
Omahawg: DarkPrincess: JohnTuttle: DarkPrincess: I see all the requests for BIE, but there are so many pics of lovely boobs in this thread already for you guys. You are greedy, naughty boys! :-)

Maybe one day, BIE for all!

But there's a difference, you see. What you see in this thread is stuff already found online, that anyone can see. They may be professional photos, they may be candids, they may be even self-portraits, but they're all public. Just open up a web browser and viola, there they are. Also, the ones that aren't "pro" photos might not be intended to be seen by anyone. Heck, even the "pro" ones were meant to be kept private. (They may also be photos we've seen before.)

When we ask for BIE, we're hoping that there's a lovely Farkette out there that's confident enough in herself to share a personal photo. There's an allure, a mystery, a "dirty little secret" to true BIE that goes far and above any Googleable boobies. There's a thrill in opening our email and finding that someone took the time to take a sexy photo (or photos) of themselves and send it to a total stranger.

That's not to say that we're not greedy, naughty boys - I wholeheartedly agree that we are just that. It's just that we love the personal touch too ;)

/EIP
//recip

That is a beautiful response. You may have won me over.

that really was impressive and eloquent. the most heartfelt 'gimme ta ta's!' statement of purpose that I've ever seen in my many years of perversion and I agree wholly with the sentiment.


I'm a girl and hell even I agree, although well you know : )
2012-05-08 07:53:14 PM
1 votes:
DarkPrincess: I see all the requests for BIE, but there are so many pics of lovely boobs in this thread already for you guys. You are greedy, naughty boys! :-)

Maybe one day, BIE for all!


But there's a difference, you see. What you see in this thread is stuff already found online, that anyone can see. They may be professional photos, they may be candids, they may be even self-portraits, but they're all public. Just open up a web browser and viola, there they are. Also, the ones that aren't "pro" photos might not be intended to be seen by anyone. Heck, even the "pro" ones were meant to be kept private. (They may also be photos we've seen before.)

When we ask for BIE, we're hoping that there's a lovely Farkette out there that's confident enough in herself to share a personal photo. There's an allure, a mystery, a "dirty little secret" to true BIE that goes far and above any Googleable boobies. There's a thrill in opening our email and finding that someone took the time to take a sexy photo (or photos) of themselves and send it to a total stranger.

That's not to say that we're not greedy, naughty boys - I wholeheartedly agree that we are just that. It's just that we love the personal touch too ;)

/EIP
//recip
2012-05-08 07:32:22 PM
1 votes:
I see all the requests for BIE, but there are so many pics of lovely boobs in this thread already for you guys. You are greedy, naughty boys! :-)

Maybe one day, BIE for all!
2012-05-08 07:19:53 PM
1 votes:
And it's at this point in the thread that I would like to remind everyone:

I have a list. It's a fun list. Check my profile for details.
2012-05-08 04:37:11 PM
1 votes:
I find it Blatantly Inappropriate that pEople will opEnly beg for pIctures to be emailed to them on a Public forum. Some people have no shame.
2012-05-08 04:10:43 PM
1 votes:
and of course the Squirrels: You know, I've never received BIE.

Perhaps this might be a good thread to try for the first time.


It's always worth a try. It's exceptionally rare in my experience, which just makes it all the better in the couple instances when it has worked.

/always hoping for some BIE
/EIP
2012-05-08 04:08:54 PM
1 votes:
tamsnod27: BIE?

/IEP!

//Better than a bookmark slashies!


IEP? Is that something new, or Yodaspeek? "Hmmm, In Email Profile is"
2012-05-08 03:56:45 PM
1 votes:
Doink_Boink: "She told me she was more or less satisfied with her implants, despite the fact that they turned hard, ruptured and she had shooting pains in her chest," said Williams.

Now THAT'S what I'm talking about, that's a trooper!.

I know someone who was tested and it was determined that she was 99% genetically destined to get breast cancer. I don't know the specifics, but it was so certain her insurance provider ok'd for her boob removal and implants. She's a beautiful woman, in great shape, very pretty but always had small boobs, so we were curious to see how hot she was with the new, big boobs. We had a holiday party and when she entered the room every guy (and girl) was waiting for the coat to come off. What a let down, she went with the same size A cup. All the guys were like, "whaaaaa?" and all the women seemed to be relieved.

Guys are typically visually attracted to women, that's not a good or a bad thing, just the way our brains run. So, if any women here are looking to upgrade their appearance to attract a mate I have to say bigger boobs will probably have the greatest return of investment. Seriously, I know so many middle aged recently divorced moms who get all kinds of attention mostly due to their nice looking boobs.


And there are plenty of women who prefer NOT to be judged based on their breasts.

Breasts are really for only one purpose: to feed babies.

Large breasts (unlike facial symmetry and hip/waist ratio) is not a universal standard of beauty. The fact that American society decides to eroticize that part of the body and that in turn leads to women putting plastic (UGH!) into a place where their child or future child's nourishment is produced I find disgusting.

If there were such thing as a penis enlargement where a guy could put saline into his dick, I truly wonder how many men would do it.

But that's my opinion.
2012-05-08 03:41:40 PM
1 votes:
CygnusDarius: Before silicone, women stuffed their bras with Kleenex and socks, until the earliest implants were introduced in the early 20th century, including glass balls, ivory, wood chips, peanut oil and ox cartilage. Eventually paraffin was used -- until it melted in the sun and created lumps.

Yikes.

But, we need to go frontal on the thread.



LOVE ME SOME SELMA HAYEK... I would literally chose to suffocate there.
2012-05-08 03:37:58 PM
1 votes:
macsavageg4: Mmm. Digging all the breasticle threads on this the day of my birth.

Give it a bit. Just sent out this:

img803.imageshack.us
2012-05-08 03:35:38 PM
1 votes:
"She told me she was more or less satisfied with her implants, despite the fact that they turned hard, ruptured and she had shooting pains in her chest," said Williams.

Now THAT'S what I'm talking about, that's a trooper!.

I know someone who was tested and it was determined that she was 99% genetically destined to get breast cancer. I don't know the specifics, but it was so certain her insurance provider ok'd for her boob removal and implants. She's a beautiful woman, in great shape, very pretty but always had small boobs, so we were curious to see how hot she was with the new, big boobs. We had a holiday party and when she entered the room every guy (and girl) was waiting for the coat to come off. What a let down, she went with the same size A cup. All the guys were like, "whaaaaa?" and all the women seemed to be relieved.

Guys are typically visually attracted to women, that's not a good or a bad thing, just the way our brains run. So, if any women here are looking to upgrade their appearance to attract a mate I have to say bigger boobs will probably have the greatest return of investment. Seriously, I know so many middle aged recently divorced moms who get all kinds of attention mostly due to their nice looking boobs.
2012-05-08 03:29:26 PM
1 votes:
jimbodahobo: I've always found it funny that prostate cancer is more common than breast cancer, but almost completely ignored by comparison. I wonder why that is?

In my experience, women are the main force behind breast cancer awareness and fundraising. I've noticed that women are very gregarious about runs/fundraising/buying pink stuff, and I know several who have been diagnosed that are very public about their experience. On the other hand, I don't know of a single man who has been diagnosed with prostate cancer. Why not? There must be men in my life who have it. Maybe they are shy or embarrassed, are socialized to suffer silently, refuse to go to the doctor to get tested, or don't seek support of their buddies when they are diagnosed. They are definitely not organizing any fundraising or awareness. Yes it's a less "sexy" disease, but I still think people would support this cause if more effort were put forth by the owners of prostates. I love my husband and would support him if he showed the slightest interest in any cause regarding his health.
2012-05-08 03:21:44 PM
1 votes:
So the GOP wants to declare war on women... Appears they are going for the nuclear option. They will be looking around at their near empty rally, only to see a multitude of men being led to the polling place by bare breasted women with giant luscious hooters, and tattooed on the two women's mounds of marvelous leading this parade of guys will be one word on each boob:: Check Mate Mother Farker.
2012-05-08 03:10:43 PM
1 votes:
I'll be in my sex dungeon.
2012-05-08 03:08:13 PM
1 votes:
Maybe its all those hormones you feed dairy cows and every other animal destined for the table?
2012-05-08 03:06:05 PM
1 votes:
Article failed to make a convincing argument. I'm going to have to review some photos to further understand the research.

i1105.photobucket.com
2012-05-08 03:04:24 PM
1 votes:
jimbodahobo: I've always found it funny that prostate cancer is more common than breast cancer, but almost completely ignored by comparison. I wonder why that is?

It's because women never look longingly at a man's rectum.
2012-05-08 03:02:40 PM
1 votes:
4.bp.blogspot.com
2012-05-08 03:00:12 PM
1 votes:
manimal2878: Breasts are fat, women are fatter than ever.

Tangenital: Male breasts are also bigger than ever.

meat0918: Yes, and women are also fatter than ever.

Yup, all of these.
2012-05-08 02:53:57 PM
1 votes:
I don't care about size too much. Just shape and most importantly.... that they are NOT FAKE!!

/Hate fake boobies. .HATE THEM!
//Bookmark for tonight.
2012-05-08 02:52:14 PM
1 votes:
Breasts are fat, women are fatter than ever.
2012-05-08 02:50:55 PM
1 votes:
Gets out the popcorn and the bottle of lube. GO FARK
 
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