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		Female Breasts Are Bigger Than Ever and then the headline goes on about something else (abcnews.go.com)		1428
		More: Spiffy, breast milk, menopause, boobs, sexual interest

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Andrew Wiggin		2012-05-09 12:38:12 PM

Andrew Wiggin		2012-05-09 12:39:51 PM

Andrew Wiggin		2012-05-09 12:42:47 PM

Andrew Wiggin		2012-05-09 12:44:51 PM

I May Be Crazy But...		2012-05-09 12:44:55 PM

penguinfark: Gawd I love boobs.

Keep the amateur pics coming, I like those the bestest.

And to quote Bill Engvall yet again, "Big boobs, little boobs, saggy boobs, perky boobs...You could have boobs that look like nanners, I don't give a damn!"

/But definitely not fake boobs.

How about a couple self-shots?

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Andrew Wiggin		2012-05-09 12:45:33 PM

howski		2012-05-09 12:45:45 PM

morgantx: I wouldn't mind sending BIE if I weren't also big as a house pregnant. These suckers have swelled up really nicely this pregnancy, but considering the Fark fat brigade, I'm pretty sure that most of the BIE requests are looking for something a little less "fat" (pregnant! OK, and fat, too...) than what I've got on hand.

/You've got to earn BIE.
//I like to reward wit and intellect.

Hmmmm....but your knees: are they sharp?

eip

Andrew Wiggin		2012-05-09 12:48:39 PM

Andrew Wiggin		2012-05-09 12:51:27 PM

I May Be Crazy But...		2012-05-09 12:53:59 PM

Andrew Wiggin		2012-05-09 12:54:33 PM

Andrew Wiggin		2012-05-09 12:55:47 PM

Vitamin Pb		2012-05-09 12:57:07 PM

Female Breasts are Bigger Than Ever says the headline...

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I May Be Crazy But...		2012-05-09 12:57:22 PM

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I May Be Crazy But...		2012-05-09 01:00:00 PM

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I May Be Crazy But...		2012-05-09 01:01:35 PM

Andrew Wiggin		2012-05-09 01:02:47 PM

I May Be Crazy But...		2012-05-09 01:03:29 PM

Vitamin Pb		2012-05-09 01:04:02 PM

These things right here are called "tits".

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I May Be Crazy But...		2012-05-09 01:04:12 PM

Andrew Wiggin		2012-05-09 01:04:22 PM

Vitamin Pb		2012-05-09 01:05:15 PM

These are called "big natural tits".

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Vitamin Pb		2012-05-09 01:06:26 PM

These are called "Pay me to look at my tits, tits".

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I May Be Crazy But...		2012-05-09 01:07:12 PM

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Vitamin Pb		2012-05-09 01:07:37 PM

These are called "Perfect tits"

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Andrew Wiggin		2012-05-09 01:08:19 PM

utardsRock		2012-05-09 01:09:22 PM

There can never be enough BIE...

EIP

Andrew Wiggin		2012-05-09 01:09:37 PM

I May Be Crazy But...		2012-05-09 01:11:31 PM

Andrew Wiggin		2012-05-09 01:12:06 PM

Vitamin Pb		2012-05-09 01:12:55 PM

And these are...

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Andrew Wiggin		2012-05-09 01:13:05 PM

Andrew Wiggin		2012-05-09 01:13:59 PM

Vitamin Pb		2012-05-09 01:14:12 PM

Glad I'm finally able to help pump up a boobies thread.

/Now I get to hope for spontaneous BIE.

Andrew Wiggin		2012-05-09 01:17:00 PM

Andrew Wiggin		2012-05-09 01:18:21 PM

Andrew Wiggin		2012-05-09 01:20:16 PM

Andrew Wiggin		2012-05-09 01:21:33 PM

I May Be Crazy But...		2012-05-09 01:22:44 PM

Vitamin Pb: Glad I'm finally able to help pump up a boobies thread.

/Now I get to hope for spontaneous BIE.

Is it really spontaneous if you ask for it? Regardless, best of luck to you!

Andrew Wiggin		2012-05-09 01:23:00 PM

Andrew Wiggin		2012-05-09 01:24:11 PM

Andrew Wiggin		2012-05-09 01:27:08 PM

I May Be Crazy But...		2012-05-09 01:30:26 PM

Andrew Wiggin: I May Be Crazy But...: Vitamin Pb: Glad I'm finally able to help pump up a boobies thread.

/Now I get to hope for spontaneous BIE.

Is it really spontaneous if you ask for it? Regardless, best of luck to you!

it doesn't matter because boobs.

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Of course it doesn't matter. I can only hope to be so lucky.

Thudfark		2012-05-09 01:31:34 PM

How in the hell am I supposed to get new shirt designs done with all these wonderful distractions?

Vitamin Pb		2012-05-09 01:41:21 PM

Saarinen: How about some BIE for my Birthday? Honest check my profile along with EIP.

Well happy birthday. Make a wish.
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I May Be Crazy But...		2012-05-09 01:42:38 PM

Thudfark: How in the hell am I supposed to get new shirt designs done with all these wonderful distractions?

Use some of the t-shirts here as inspiration, maybe? Or make one for women that's partly see-through. You want me to do your job for you?

ThrowYourHatredDown		2012-05-09 01:49:07 PM

morgantx: JohnTuttle: morgantx: I wouldn't mind sending BIE if I weren't also big as a house pregnant. These suckers have swelled up really nicely this pregnancy, but considering the Fark fat brigade, I'm pretty sure that most of the BIE requests are looking for something a little less "fat" (pregnant! OK, and fat, too...) than what I've got on hand.

/You've got to earn BIE.
//I like to reward wit and intellect.

There are, of course, a goodly number of men who think pregnant women are quite sexy (present company included). The "pregnant glow" is a real thing, and adds a little something extra to a woman's appearance. So there's at least one vote in your favor :)

/attempting to triumph over brute force and cynicism

Let's see...

Nice, polite, friendly, and acting like a REAL human being (instead of some caricature)? Check
EIP? Check
And pagan, to boot? Cool, bonus points!

/Gotta wait 'til the kiddos go to bed.

Dear Morgantx,

This is JohnT, using my alt login. For some unexplained reason, your gracious offer of BIE did not come through. Please send it to the email in this profile instead. Many thanks!

/Disclaimer: actually not JonhT

Vitamin Pb		2012-05-09 01:50:46 PM

I May Be Crazy But...: Vitamin Pb: Glad I'm finally able to help pump up a boobies thread.

/Now I get to hope for spontaneous BIE.

Is it really spontaneous if you ask for it? Regardless, best of luck to you!

Oh, I wasn't asking for it. Just chatting about my general hopes and dreams...

Like, I hope to be able to play with something like this someday...
i1078.photobucket.com

Or even these...
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Thudfark		2012-05-09 01:51:04 PM

I May Be Crazy But...: Thudfark: How in the hell am I supposed to get new shirt designs done with all these wonderful distractions?

Use some of the t-shirts here as inspiration, maybe? Or make one for women that's partly see-through. You want me to do your job for you?

Yes please. Gotta warn you, the hours are great and the pay sucks.

I May Be Crazy But...		2012-05-09 01:51:50 PM

I May Be Crazy But...: Thudfark: How in the hell am I supposed to get new shirt designs done with all these wonderful distractions?

Use some of the t-shirts here as inspiration, maybe? Or make one for women that's partly see-through. You want me to do your job for you?

i48.tinypic.com

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