NeoCortex42: cowgirl toffee: warthogbrewingco: cowgirl toffee: valar_morghulis: cowgirl toffee: HEY!!! Is this where I jump in with a bunch of other farkettes and complain how big my boobs are and how difficult it is going through life with such large, firm, beautifully big breasts?

No, this is the thread where you email pictures of your tits to us basement dwellers or get the fark out of said thread.

Hey basement dweller! I tried to send you e-mail, but your mom must have forgot to pay your account this month. O_o

gee i paid my my basement dweller's union dues....
i got nothin.
ctl k, ctl k, ctl k nope :(

/ctl k
//ctl k
///...

Did you really check your e-mail? o_o

Maybe your e-mail is acting up. Better check it buy sending to other addresses just in case.

/EIP

Oh come on. She's way too smart to fall for something like that

/EIP

ok, hell with it, I've never done the bie thing. I am now requesting.

EIP.

Well if there is BIE, I would like to investigate these claims

/eip

Big Man On Campus: ok, hell with it, I've never done the bie thing. I am now requesting.

EIP.

I should add that I do understand the rules. This is not my first round at Fark.

Hopefully an apple a day doesn't keep the BIE away.

It never hurts to ask...
BIE? EIP!
/knows the rules

Smug Beer Guy: I find it Blatantly Inappropriate that pEople will opEnly beg for pIctures to be emailed to them on a Public forum. Some people have no shame.

It must be terrible to live a meaningless life like that. What sort of man would sink to that level?

A boobie haiku:

I love ladies' boobs
They make me very happy
E is in my P

BIE - It's been a long day.

EIP

I cannot think of a better thread to ask BIE?

/EIP of course!

I May Be Crazy But...: NSFW

Gorgeous!


elev8meL8r: WOW!!! Thanks, Farkette (who will not be named)!

:O Boobs are afoot!

/EIP EIP!

ajt167: Are boobs bigger now because more woman are fatter and more have implants, or did the boobs just get bigger controlling for these things? I mean, does the typical say 5'-5" 130 lb woman rock 36Cs now when the same size girl 50 years ago would be rocking 36Bs? Or is the average woman just fatter and therefore has larger boobs because of that? Where do I apply for grant money to study this?

Combination of breeding (we were genetically selecting women with bigger tits for centuries), women entering puberty earlier and I've heard it relates to growth hormones in the food now, since everything is loaded down it triggers females. Also related might be the widespread use of birth control pills, though the effect of those varies woman to woman.

And of course fat and implants are much more common.

Could also be that a lot of women WANT a bigger cup size so buy the wrong bra deliberately.

Also, I'm down for bie/eip. I've only known one farkette to do it, and I always assumed she was the only one (though I haven't noticed her in here yet, which is odd).

I'm going to have to second, fifth, tenth, whatever, these BIEs...

//eip

I have my EIP up in this BIATCH!

Gawdzila: I May Be Crazy But...: NSFW

Gorgeous!

Yeah, I decided that one had to be included even though it's NSFW and the b_re_ast part isn't even the main topic here.

bourbonslurp: FTFA: "Young girls, rather than being in awe of evolutionary miracles, are ashamed of their breasts because they don't look like pornography."

They're watching the wrong porn.




/I haz a sad!!

Nice thread

EIP

thanks in advance

Bookmark; it's what mine looks like.

got one!

a beautiful gif too :-)

boobies in motion! awesome, made my day.

This is not a bookmark.

/EIP

Sweet Chin Music: ...BIEIP?

Grable's Daughter had some boobs, EIEIP
And on those boobs she dripped some lube, EIEIP
With a fap-fap here and a fap-fap there,
Here a fap, there a fap,
Everywhere a fap-fap
Grable's Daughter had some boobs, EIEIP.

/Thank you, I'll be here all week
//Don't forget to tip your waitress
///But stand her back up when you're done
////Try the veal

I dropped in here an hour ago and there was nothing going on but a bit of complaining that prostate cancer doesn't get any love or something. Glad to see this went BIE instead of UFIA.

/EIP

NSFW

This one gets posted occasionally, but it's so nice I thought I'd do the honors this time.

Luthiel: Did I get to this thread before the mods go and ruin it... *checks* Yes!

If only there was a way to be informed of these threads when they hit.

What the heck, I would be forever grateful for BIE as I has asked many times but never received. Maybe today will grant me an early birthday present.

EIP

PNSFW

/BIE Please m'ladies EIP

This is a no-shame BIE request. Haven't gotten any for a while. It's time.

warthogbrewingco: got one!

a beautiful gif too :-)

boobies in motion! awesome, made my day.

Dude, that's the most awesome thing I've ever heard of. I hope I'm so lucky someday!

As a fan of ALL sizes of boobahs, I welcome BIE from all!

/EIP

These may be fake, but more testing is needed.

cowgirl toffee: HEY!!! Is this where I jump in with a bunch of other farkettes and complain how big my boobs are and how difficult it is going through life with such large, firm, beautifully big breasts?

For all your talk of bountiful boobs I have yet to see a single piece of photographic evidence. As such, there are two tropes that apply.

Pics or it didn't happen

And

TITS or GTFO!

Dang, this thread done blowed up real good like a fake set of boobies.

BIE, been awhile
EIP


/Haven't seen any of the usuals so it may not work
//Worth a shot

This might be a pretty interesting thread.

I've been on fark for a while now and I always see these threads where people request BIE, but I can believe that it actually happens.

//EIP

I May Be Crazy But...: NSFW

This one gets posted occasionally, but it's so nice I thought I'd do the honors this time.

well hello ......

crowbar032: Dang, this thread done blowed up real good like a fake set of boobies.

BIE, been awhile
EIP


/Haven't seen any of the usuals so it may not work
//Worth a shot

It's rumored that somebody's getting BIE, but if so they're luckier than I. So far

Hmm... I've heard the legend that is BIE... might be time to give it a shot...

/ EIP!

cowgirl toffee: FarkLiberty: cowgirl toffee: ...

TITS or GTFO!

Did you pay your basement dweller's union dues?

I'm paid up for the next year, on the off chance you were wondering.

cowgirl toffee: FarkLiberty: cowgirl toffee: ...

TITS or GTFO!

Did you pay your basement dweller's union dues?

I don't know about him, but I'm pretty sure my dues are paid.

tipped off from the Searchnfark list.
will try to add pics later this evening.

BIE Request as well
/no shame

What a great way to top off the day!

Only ashamed to be a BIE virgin :(

//eip