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(ABC)   Female Breasts Are Bigger Than Ever and then the headline goes on about something else   (abcnews.go.com) divider line 1428
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2012-05-08 03:10:03 PM  
Someone save me from the boredom of work!

i137.photobucket.com

/EIP
 
2012-05-08 03:10:07 PM  
Great Big Titties. Big Titties changes everything.
 
2012-05-08 03:10:25 PM  
Based on my purely anecdotal experiences, I can say that A-C cup sizes for band sizes 32-34 are easy to find in stores, as are D, DD, and up cup sizes for band sizes 36 and up.

Finding a 34D, or 34DD, is darn near impossible. When something is hard to find in a store, it means demand outstrips supply. This can be because demand is very high, or supply is very low. I'm thinking it's a supply issue. The majority of thin women (small band sizes) still have C cups and below, and the women with bigger cup sizes are in fact bigger overall (fatter), so they're making more bras that are large, overall. Tiny bras are always easy to find, because tiny women often go without.

/this is why I buy virtually all my bras on the web
 
2012-05-08 03:10:43 PM  
I'll be in my sex dungeon.
 
2012-05-08 03:10:53 PM  

manimal2878: Breasts are fat, women are fatter than ever.


You got it.
 
2012-05-08 03:12:08 PM  
(.)(.)
 
2012-05-08 03:12:41 PM  

cedarpark: TheShavingofOccam123: [cdn.eurweb.com image 450x600]

Ms Hershey and her Nougats of Love!!1!

[www.aluminumcompositepanel.biz image 290x500]


Yeah, she's just asking for some caulk.
 
2012-05-08 03:12:59 PM  
Breast Milk is averaging 262 times the price of oil.

It's still cheaper than superglue.
 
2012-05-08 03:13:21 PM  
I came for the boobs and I was not dissapointed.
 
2012-05-08 03:13:31 PM  

valar_morghulis: I'll be in my sex dungeon.


edge.ebaumsworld.com
 
2012-05-08 03:13:39 PM  

Snakeophelia: Based on my purely anecdotal experiences, I can say that A-C cup sizes for band sizes 32-34 are easy to find in stores, as are D, DD, and up cup sizes for band sizes 36 and up.....


I'll check back later, but I'm guessing your profile hit counter is about to get raped.
 
2012-05-08 03:16:08 PM  
Been a long time since we had one of these.

You're about to see what happens when you allow pressure to build up too long
 
2012-05-08 03:17:17 PM  
I'll be right back, I just need to come up with a witty bookmark
 
2012-05-08 03:17:44 PM  
There's an evil side to this, too.


www.mozzarellamamma.com
 
2012-05-08 03:17:45 PM  
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2012-05-08 03:18:20 PM  
This isn't Applebee's, you can't just leave a bookmark in a thread that mentions boobs.
 
2012-05-08 03:18:29 PM  

TheShavingofOccam123: I would hump her brains out.

/Then move on to Megan Mullally for dessert.


I've never found her attractive.

But I don't 12 year old boys.

As for the topic: fakes are great to stare at as long as they're not omg wtf frankentits.

Never handled fakes in real life so don't have anything to say about them.

But the people who shiat themselves to get in these threads and post 'fakes mean you should kill yourself you're no longer a person' are morons.
 
2012-05-08 03:18:54 PM  

jimbodahobo: I've always found it funny that prostate cancer is more common than breast cancer, but almost completely ignored by comparison. I wonder why that is?


Boobies are more fun to look at and think about than a guy's prostate/asshole?
 
2012-05-08 03:20:17 PM  
I don't have the cute graphic, but I will gladly accept BIE of any size and shape. I love the boobies. EIP.
 
2012-05-08 03:20:40 PM  
"Funbags. Boobsters. Chumawumbas. Dingle bobbers. Dairy pillows. Jellybonkers. Nim nums."

Who uses any of these words?
 
2012-05-08 03:21:44 PM  
So the GOP wants to declare war on women... Appears they are going for the nuclear option. They will be looking around at their near empty rally, only to see a multitude of men being led to the polling place by bare breasted women with giant luscious hooters, and tattooed on the two women's mounds of marvelous leading this parade of guys will be one word on each boob:: Check Mate Mother Farker.
 
2012-05-08 03:22:23 PM  
Boobies rule
 
2012-05-08 03:22:45 PM  
img.myconfinedspace.com

I bet this librarian has a nice pair of bookmarks!

/this is not a sexy bookmark
 
2012-05-08 03:22:48 PM  
www.motifake.com

/but silicone sucks
//proven fact
 
2012-05-08 03:23:06 PM  
FTFA: "Young girls, rather than being in awe of evolutionary miracles, are ashamed of their breasts because they don't look like pornography."

They're watching the wrong porn.
 
2012-05-08 03:24:54 PM  
Why hide it? This is a bookmark.

/BIE?
//EIP!
 
2012-05-08 03:24:59 PM  
HEY!!! Is this where I jump in with a bunch of other farkettes and complain how big my boobs are and how difficult it is going through life with such large, firm, beautifully big breasts?
 
2012-05-08 03:25:17 PM  

Banned on the Run: Been a long time since we had one of these.

You're about to see what happens when you allow pressure to build up too long


Yes, yes we are.
 
2012-05-08 03:26:20 PM  
This threads off to a good start. Lots of potential.

/Might as well hopelessly ask for BIE. EIP, of course.
 
2012-05-08 03:26:49 PM  

teylix: breast sizes should be normalized to a woman with a flat stomach.

it always bothers me when fatties throw their boobs up and act theyre like hot stuff.


I thinks it's especially hot.
 
2012-05-08 03:26:53 PM  
The level of boob vs leg/ass threads scares me. We need more equality dammit. Granted the one yesterday was very well balanced, but those are far and few in between.
 
2012-05-08 03:26:55 PM  
i1202.photobucket.com
 
2012-05-08 03:27:41 PM  

bourbonslurp: FTFA: "Young girls, rather than being in awe of evolutionary miracles, are ashamed of their breasts because they don't look like pornography."

They're watching the wrong porn.


There are breasts of all shapes and sizes in porn.
 
2MS [TotalFark]
2012-05-08 03:28:19 PM  
! For later!
 
2012-05-08 03:29:26 PM  

jimbodahobo: I've always found it funny that prostate cancer is more common than breast cancer, but almost completely ignored by comparison. I wonder why that is?


In my experience, women are the main force behind breast cancer awareness and fundraising. I've noticed that women are very gregarious about runs/fundraising/buying pink stuff, and I know several who have been diagnosed that are very public about their experience. On the other hand, I don't know of a single man who has been diagnosed with prostate cancer. Why not? There must be men in my life who have it. Maybe they are shy or embarrassed, are socialized to suffer silently, refuse to go to the doctor to get tested, or don't seek support of their buddies when they are diagnosed. They are definitely not organizing any fundraising or awareness. Yes it's a less "sexy" disease, but I still think people would support this cause if more effort were put forth by the owners of prostates. I love my husband and would support him if he showed the slightest interest in any cause regarding his health.
 
2012-05-08 03:29:40 PM  

cowgirl toffee: HEY!!! Is this where I jump in with a bunch of other farkettes and complain how big my boobs are and how difficult it is going through life with such large, firm, beautifully big breasts?


Yes
 
2012-05-08 03:29:42 PM  
i98.photobucket.com
 
2012-05-08 03:30:11 PM  
Mmm. Digging all the breasticle threads on this the day of my birth.
 
2012-05-08 03:31:29 PM  
bie?

/eip
 
2012-05-08 03:31:40 PM  

cowgirl toffee: HEY!!! Is this where I jump in with a bunch of other farkettes and complain how big my boobs are and how difficult it is going through life with such large, firm, beautifully big breasts?


You sound like you suffer greatly. How's about a nice hug to help you (and me) feel better?
 
2012-05-08 03:32:46 PM  

cowgirl toffee: HEY!!! Is this where I jump in with a bunch of other farkettes and complain how big my boobs are and how difficult it is going through life with such large, firm, beautifully big breasts?


Please, continue.
 
2012-05-08 03:32:48 PM  
How big of an ever are we talking about?

/i171.photobucket.com
//picture slashie
 
2012-05-08 03:34:19 PM  

jimbodahobo: I've always found it funny that prostate cancer is more common than breast cancer, but almost completely ignored by comparison. I wonder why that is?


Its not.

Prostate cancer in the United States, with 186,000 new cases in 2008 and 28,600 deaths.

Breast cancer in the US, new cases 226,870 (female); 2,190 (male) while breast cancer was expected to cause 40,910 deaths in the US
 
2012-05-08 03:34:19 PM  

cowgirl toffee: HEY!!! Is this where I jump in with a bunch of other farkettes and complain how big my boobs are and how difficult it is going through life with such large, firm, beautifully big breasts?


No, that would be the weekly sessions at my place. This is merely a thread for placing bookmarks.
 
2012-05-08 03:35:38 PM  
"She told me she was more or less satisfied with her implants, despite the fact that they turned hard, ruptured and she had shooting pains in her chest," said Williams.

Now THAT'S what I'm talking about, that's a trooper!.

I know someone who was tested and it was determined that she was 99% genetically destined to get breast cancer. I don't know the specifics, but it was so certain her insurance provider ok'd for her boob removal and implants. She's a beautiful woman, in great shape, very pretty but always had small boobs, so we were curious to see how hot she was with the new, big boobs. We had a holiday party and when she entered the room every guy (and girl) was waiting for the coat to come off. What a let down, she went with the same size A cup. All the guys were like, "whaaaaa?" and all the women seemed to be relieved.

Guys are typically visually attracted to women, that's not a good or a bad thing, just the way our brains run. So, if any women here are looking to upgrade their appearance to attract a mate I have to say bigger boobs will probably have the greatest return of investment. Seriously, I know so many middle aged recently divorced moms who get all kinds of attention mostly due to their nice looking boobs.
 
2012-05-08 03:35:38 PM  
This looks like a good thread.
 
2012-05-08 03:35:43 PM  
I think i need to judge from submissions to my inbox.
BIE
/EIP

And where the hell is Grables Daughter. She's usually in by 20 posts on Boobie threads?
 
2012-05-08 03:35:54 PM  
i173.photobucket.com

Be on the look out for a large female breast. It's about a 4000 with an X-cup.

Only one thing bothers me, though. That was a single. You're sure that was a single, now?

That was a single, yeah.

Yeah, well, they usually travel in pairs.
 
2012-05-08 03:35:56 PM  

TheShavingofOccam123: I bet this librarian has a nice pair of bookmarks!


I didn't know Grable's Daughter was a librarian...
 
2012-05-08 03:36:19 PM  

minoridiot: cowgirl toffee: HEY!!! Is this where I jump in with a bunch of other farkettes and complain how big my boobs are and how difficult it is going through life with such large, firm, beautifully big breasts?

Please, continue.


Since I had to special order my bras on-line... I have not been able to run OR jump with any level of comfort. :(
 
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